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Song Parodies -> "Nuts!"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Nuts!"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Nuts! Nuts to the Nazis.
Nuts! Nuts to all the Axis.
Nuts! You're all just jackasses.
Nuts!

When you went forth and you got all the real estate
And had all the allied nations worried 'bout their fate
Now we're embarrassed 'cause you're not so self assured
A piece of cake to drive you back - the wolf is at your door.

Nuts to you right in the Fuehrer's face
Nuts to you - you're not the master race
I'd like to tell the Fuehrer to his face -
I say "Nuts, Nuts to you!".

Your blond adonises have gone their separate ways
Your Aryan empire has just vanished in the haze
We saw right through Hitler - he was just a maniac
They needed him just like they need a gallbladder attack!

Nuts to you you're going down the loo
And you really blew it with your World War ll
Germany is getting rid of you
We say "Nuts, Nuts to you!".

We see your "panzers" down - you're on a losing course
It's just impossible to cover up your arse
Your Fuehrer's in his bunker teething on a rug
The allies rule, the huns are through - we squashed 'em like a bug.

Nuts to you, I said it once again
What part of "Nuts" don't you understand
Go throw Hitler in a garbage can!
I say, "Nuts! Nuts!" to you, to you, to yo -oo.

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CML - May 20, 2019 - Report this comment
I'll provide the explanatory notes. This is about the famous one word response by Gen Anthony McAullife, commander of the cut off American forces at Bastogne to a German ultimatum to surrender. When he read the German ultimatum his first reaction was to scoff "Aw, nuts". Then, when he asked "How should I respond to this?" someone said -- What you just said, "Nuts".
Jonathan Spurlock - May 20, 2019 - Report this comment
You may have slipped in a nod to Spike Jones' "In The Fuehrer's Face". Classic!
2Eagle - May 20, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks, CML and Spurlock. You got it right both times.
2Eagle - September 15, 2020 - Report this comment
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