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Song Parodies -> "Rudolf the Ballet Dancer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Spike Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Rudolf the Ballet Dancer"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Valentino or Brynner
Lancaster or Flynn, or
Cary or Gary
Or Gable or Jimmy
Just cannot enthrall
Like the sexiest man of them all:

Rudolf the ballet dancer
(Danseur noble!) "Bart!"
Was a very handsome dude
(Like Charlton Heston!) "Lisa"
And if you ever saw him
(Woo, hoo!) "Martin?"
You would wish that he was nude.
(Would I ever!) "Lisa!!!"
All of the ballerinas
(Foxes!) "Apu?"
Stood in line to partner him
(Around the block!) "Miz Krabappel?"
They couldn't persuade Rudolf
(Rats!) "Who's that?"
To do a pax de deux with them.
(Eem - po - si - blay!) "Moe?'

Then one legendary dame
Whispered in his ear,
(Whoa, ho!) "Nelson?'
"Rudolf, with your expertise
Could we hook up, if you please?"

Then how the Jet Set loved him
(Eeeexcellent!) "Mr. Burns?'
They were simply blown away
(Sigh, me too!) "Smithers?"
Rudolf, we love you madly
(Got it bad!) "Shut up, Flanders!"
We don't care if you are gay.
(Like some people we know!) "Maa - aarrrge!"

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AFW - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Reading this, kept me on my toes...
Meriadoc - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Delightfully weird!
alvin - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
ya made a hoofer out of a hoover
Susanna Viljanen - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice tribute to late Rudolf Nureyev. 555
2Eagle - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Meriadoc, alvin and Susanna. The late Rudolf Nureyev - sigh.
Tim Mayfield - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Wonderful, even though you left off the gratuitous explanatory intro (which would have helped me). Nevertheless, you get a high mark or three from me.

(hehe, he said high) Beavis!!
Ann Hammond - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he
UnKnownVotrix - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Mr 2Eagle, I beg to differ with you, Sir, that Mr Gable could indeed entrall, like no other hombre!! Accounts based upon GrandMere & DearHeart.

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