Oy, I wake up in the morning
While my mom is calling me
She says, "Get up!".
So I rush into the kitchen
Sit down at the table
She says, "Eat up!"
She slams something down in front of me
And she glares and says, "Better clean your plate!".
And I look over that pile of muck
Which is liver and spinich om - e - late.

If that's not sickening
Well there's one more thing
There's no worms in little green apples
And there's no worms in MacIntosh apples
On the internet
There's no such thing as viruses
Hackers or Trojan Horses ( sorry, USC)
And you bet -
There's no worms in little green apples
And no wildfires in Los Angeles
In the autumntime
And when I'm eating something bad
I think of good food that I had
At Deli Klein.

When I find squid and sushi
Inside my lunchbox
I just go and throw it all away
And head for the nearest Jack In the Box
I drive up, place my order
Guess who is waiting for me
At the window!
So I know my goose is cooked
Just wait 'till I get home
"Cause I'll be eating crow.

If that's not sickening
Well, there's one more thing
There's no fruit flies in navel oranges
There's no riots in Los Angeles
In the springtime
There's no such thing as poison spraying
Stinky skunks or coyotes baying
or bad rap rhymes.
No fruit flies in naval oranges
No heat waves in Los Angeles
In the summertime......( fade out - pu - leeeze! )