Said the summer wind to the little boy
"Do you smell what I smell?
Wafting through the air, Little Boy
Do you smell what I smell?
A barbecue going on next door
Smell the steak, shishkebabs and the s'mores
Smell the steak, shishkebabs and the s'mores.

Said the little boy to his mom and dad
"Do you hear what I hear?
Rockin' through the night, Mom and Dad
Do you hear what I hear?
A bunch of cars up and down the street
Hear that funky music so sweet
I could shake my butt to the beat.

Said the mom and dad to the little boy
"They did not invite us!
Cheapskate so and so's, Sonny Boy
They did not invite us!
They drew the line - that was their excuse
But they took our peanuts and booze
So we'll toilet paper their house.

Said Sonny Boy to his mom and dad
"You're thinking what I'm thinking
Let's go for it, Mom and Dad
I'm thinking what you're thinking
We'll buy a ton, schleping in the night
My allowance is yours for the fight
They'll be buried in streamers of white.