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Song Parodies -> "Three Jewish Boys from Schul"

Original Song Title:

"Three Little Maids from School"

Original Performer:

Gilbert & Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Three Jewish Boys from Schul"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Model, Perchik and Salik:
Three Jewish boys from schul are we
No finer gentlemen can there be
Trained in the Hebrew Law, you see
Three Jewish boys from schul.

Model:
We've celebrated our Bar Mitzvahs.

Perchik:
We've learned a trade from our papas.

Salik:
Now they must pick a bride for us.

Boys:
Three kosher lads from schul.

Zeitel, Hodel, Chava:
Three Jewish girls who all must marry
Papa says it's necessary
Refusal would be so contrary
Three little Jewish girls.

Zeitel:
One Jewish girl is betrothed, oy vay!

Hodel:
Two Jewish girls to be signed away.

Chava:
Three Jewish girls going only one way.

Girls:
Three little Jewish girls.

Zeitel:
There's three Jewish boys from schul we see.

Hodel;
There's one for you and you and me.

Chava:
But Papa is sure to disagree.

Girls:
Just humble Jewish boys.

Boys:
Three kosher boys from schul.

Boys:
Three kosher boys taught literally
We're not well off financially
But come from kosher families
Three Jewish boys and girls.

Girls:
Three Jewish girls and boys.

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alvin - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
nice title switch and execution
MasonR - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Nicely done! 555
2Eagle - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin and Mason. I thought I would combine The Mikado with Fiddler on the Roof.
AFW - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Good work..
LittleCatLicker - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir 2-Ease, this is very cute, indeed! It should be published for children's rhymes!
2Eagle - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW and LCL. I thought of this while I was watching that episode of The Simpsons where Sideshow Bob is after Bart. They move to a houseboat to get away from him, but he catches up. Before he attempted to do away with Bart he serenaded with a medley of Gilbert and Sullivan songs starting with Three Little Schoolgirls.
Richard R. - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Being a Jewish boy, I found this rather cute... :-)
2Eagle - June 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Richard.

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