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Song Parodies -> "Moses Supposes His Toeses"

Original Song Title:

"Sally Go 'Round the Roses"

Original Performer:

The Jaynetts

Parody Song Title:

"Moses Supposes His Toeses"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

"Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously." is a rhyme from Singin' in the Rain.
Moses supposes his toeses
(Supposes his toeses are roses)
Supposes his toeses are roses
(Moses supposes erroneously)

Toesies are not posies
(Toeses can't be roses)
Toesies offend nosies
(Mo - oses wash your toeses)
Moses, won't you go, won't you go down wind?
Moses, don't you know, know how you offend?
If you're old and think you're sweet
Then turn around and smell your feet!
(Moses, get down)
Moses, get on down
(Moses, get down)
Moses, get on down
(Moses, get down)
Won't you get downwind
(Moses, get down)
Won't you get down wind?
You're so rank you're killing me
Riper than a pot of kim chee!

Moses supposes his toeses
(Supposes his toeses are roses)
Supposes his toeses are roses
(Moses supposes erroneously)

We can smell your toeses
(They don't smell like roses)
You're no friend to thoses
(Thoses who have noses)
Moses, wash your feet, wash them in Lysol
Your feet aint so sweet, blister paint on walls
Soak your feet with the door closed
Go and buy some Dr. Scholl!
(Moses, get down)
Moses, don't you dare
(Moses, get down)
Dare take off your shoes
(Moses, get down)
Moses, if you care
(Moses, get down)
Please don't let it loose
Don't you know that your smelly foot
Has the odor of durian fruit?

Moses supposes his toeses
(Supposes his toeses are roses)
Supposes his toeses are roses
(Moses supposes erroneously)

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Old Man Ribber - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
If this OS had been around when they made Singing In The Rain, the number would have been even better! Nicely done, Eagle! ;D
Michael Pacholek - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
JFK-era girl groups, the Torah, and "Smelly Cat" from "Friends"? Wow! This is the kind of parody I would have wanted to do, back when I was good.
Mark Scotti - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Really enjoyed you toe"jam"!!!!
2Eagle - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Old Man - I wonder what Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks would have done with it. Thanks, Michael - what do you expect after roaming in the desert after all those years? Thanks, Mark - glad you enjoyed.
AFW - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Very funn write...555
2Eagle - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW - easy one, too.
Fiddlegirl - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so I can't speak to pacing... But it looks like an impressive foot...er, feet (nonono)...... feat!! :)
Phil Nelson - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny goofy parody
2Eagle - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Fiddle - it's on You Tube. Thanks, Phil - there are a lot of words that rhyme with roses.
Christie Marie M - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody about the "Singing In The Rain" famous line! I also YT that scene few minutes ago. Also I bet that Moses' feet smells worse that Kimmy Gibbler's (DJ's Best Friend on Full House) feet! LOL!! 555 Gold Bond powder's on Moses' feet.
2Eagle - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie - II haven't seen Full house in a long time, or Family Matters.
Tommy Turtle - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
The extra syllable in the title and main line are compensated by the flattery of spin-off and your remark @ OMR. I'm easy, just not cheap. ;) Kim Chee line was the fave. Three tablets full of commandments.

@ Michael Pacholek: Um, when exactly was that, again? KIDDING!!! There's *no question* that you used to be good! (j/k there, too! ;)
2Eagle - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Turtle - you know that means three times ten. Ever try kim chee? You can get it at the Burbank farmers' market.
Tommy Toeses - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I was sorta thinking of C. Heston carrying down the tablet -- I guess it was one piece of stone, but the arcs at the top gave it a look of "pages", with five C's on each. Hence three of those five-commandment things = 15.

Yes, I've had kim chee. You can get it at any Oriental market. Left CA many years ago, though -- water was too cold for us poikilotherms. (Frankie and Anette *lied*! ... sniff.)
2Eagle - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Toeses - I don't think CH had smelly feet, either. The vendor at the farmers' market has open containers and offers samples, so I keep my distance.

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