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Song Parodies -> "Democrats' Polka"
Original Song Title:
"Boys and Girls Polka"
Original Performer:
Happy Schnapps Combo
Parody Song Title:
"Democrats' Polka"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
I thought this up when Clinton was in the White House. By the way, Clinton was an avid student of German.
On Fridays at the White House we have dancin' -
Ja, polka dancin' in the East room.
I take my lovely wife, Hillary dancin' -
And we want everybody to have fun!
Oh, I take my little daughter Chelsea dancin' -
Ja, polka dancin in the White House.
I play my saxophone while they're dancin'
And we want everybody to have fun!
Oh, the Democrats are dancin' in the White House -
Ja, polka dancin' in the White House.
Oh, the Democrats are dancin' in the White House -
And we want everybody to have fun!
The Republicans are crashin' the party -
Oh, they can't polka, their dancin's lousy.
But even though they're trashin' the party -
There's still no reason why we can't have fun!
We'll send Newt Gingrich down to the basement -
To clean the cat box, ja, Socks's cat box.
We'll throw Dan Quayle into the Potomac -
And we'll go jogging barefoot on the shore.
Oh, Hillary ya know I'll always love you -
You are so sexy, ya know I love you.
I don't know what I'd ever do without you -
We need you and your health care reforms.
Oh, the Democrats are dancin' in the White House -
Ja, in the East Room, in the White House.
Oh, the Democrats are dancin' in the White House -
And we want everybody to have fun!
Ja, polka dancin' in the East room.
I take my lovely wife, Hillary dancin' -
And we want everybody to have fun!
Oh, I take my little daughter Chelsea dancin' -
Ja, polka dancin in the White House.
I play my saxophone while they're dancin'
And we want everybody to have fun!
Oh, the Democrats are dancin' in the White House -
Ja, polka dancin' in the White House.
Oh, the Democrats are dancin' in the White House -
And we want everybody to have fun!
The Republicans are crashin' the party -
Oh, they can't polka, their dancin's lousy.
But even though they're trashin' the party -
There's still no reason why we can't have fun!
We'll send Newt Gingrich down to the basement -
To clean the cat box, ja, Socks's cat box.
We'll throw Dan Quayle into the Potomac -
And we'll go jogging barefoot on the shore.
Oh, Hillary ya know I'll always love you -
You are so sexy, ya know I love you.
I don't know what I'd ever do without you -
We need you and your health care reforms.
Oh, the Democrats are dancin' in the White House -
Ja, in the East Room, in the White House.
Oh, the Democrats are dancin' in the White House -
And we want everybody to have fun!
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hey 2eagle - i dont know the original, but it seems like a cute little upbeat song. gingrich and quayle lines - pretty funny. ill have to start watching how republicans dance. by the way, i submitted a new parody - its non-violent (except to the car) so you may approve more :)
Oh, how I miss the days when the Clintons were in the White House - before the Stinkweed of the West. 5bm - that security code should have been saved for Poomaster.
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