His life was boring

His life was boring
His wife's to blame
Did not want children
That was his claim
She was worried about her figure
It was always her career
But you can't take his word for that
The facts are here.

Brad's Pitt - iful
Brad's Pitt - iful
It comes as no surprise
Her lack of clues was his excuse
He just had to rationalize
Because of roving eyes.

Well, he left El Ay
For Namibi - ay
He could see in her boobs - ah eyes she looked his way
He had found what he had sought all his life
And they shared wild nookie unbeknownst to his wife.

Brad's Pitt - iful
Brad's Pitt - iful
Jen's rubber - he is glue
The things you say that go her way
Will come right back to you
And keep clinging to you, too.

Li la li lie
Li la liar
Liar pants on fire.

Brad's Pitt - iful
Brad's Pitt - iful
Insincerely sincere, too
So he found family values - well, lah de dah for him
With a Hollywood siren no less
They're just a wholesome family
No different from you.

Yeah, right!