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Song Parodies -> "Guacamole"
Original Song Title:
"My Bologna"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"Guacamole"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
Ooh, my avocado tree, good to me
Has a bumper crop of avocados
Ooh, I think I'll pick a bunch, for my lunch
Top 'em with tomatos and some cilantro
Pick 'em off the tree, mash 'em up, with lotsa key lime
I always chow it down even though it looks like green slime
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, whoooooo
Gu - a - a -acamole!
Shreddin' on the cheddar cheese, if you please
Lay it on with garlic on fried tortillas
Spoonin' on the salsa thick, hot as heck
With another handful of jalapenos
Such a pretty green, spice it up, makes me eat a lot
I compliment with red, pretty up, make it super hot
Ay, ay, ay ay, ay, whoooooooo
Gu - a - a- acamole!
Gu - a - a - acamole!
(Mariachi music)
(pedo)
Goin' to the city pound, go downtown
The squirrels are devouring my avocados
Gotta get a cat or two, Akita too
They have to protect my avocados
Never gonna stop, wreck my crop, such a nasty bunch
They always chew the stems and they drop then they have their lunch on
My, ay, ay, ay ay, ay, whoooooo x2
A - a - a - a - a - vocados. x2
Has a bumper crop of avocados
Ooh, I think I'll pick a bunch, for my lunch
Top 'em with tomatos and some cilantro
Pick 'em off the tree, mash 'em up, with lotsa key lime
I always chow it down even though it looks like green slime
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, whoooooo
Gu - a - a -acamole!
Shreddin' on the cheddar cheese, if you please
Lay it on with garlic on fried tortillas
Spoonin' on the salsa thick, hot as heck
With another handful of jalapenos
Such a pretty green, spice it up, makes me eat a lot
I compliment with red, pretty up, make it super hot
Ay, ay, ay ay, ay, whoooooooo
Gu - a - a- acamole!
Gu - a - a - acamole!
(Mariachi music)
(pedo)
Goin' to the city pound, go downtown
The squirrels are devouring my avocados
Gotta get a cat or two, Akita too
They have to protect my avocados
Never gonna stop, wreck my crop, such a nasty bunch
They always chew the stems and they drop then they have their lunch on
My, ay, ay, ay ay, ay, whoooooo x2
A - a - a - a - a - vocados. x2
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Very catchy!!!
Great job!!
Playing the "Devil's Avocado" I see! ;D
Great job, 2Eagle. This was probably the best OS for a guacamole parody. I can go through 4 or 5 avocados in a day, eating them as if they were apples, peaches or other fruits eaten by biting into them and not peeling. If I lived closer to you, I could take some of them off your hands. 5s.
Yeah, I did fix my fav Guaca for SuperBowl-44: ~~HASS Cados//fresh-squeezed KeyLimes//GreenOnions//Cilantro . . .pure Cowboy Heaven, Lord 2East .
I'll lick the ~Hole GuacaMole~ from that Cowboy's face, sir ! purrrrrrrrr
Thanks, Mark - My pleasure, have some guacamole. Thanks, Old Man - devil's food pudding. Thanks, Andria - You eat that many - they're so filling. You don't need to take any off my hands - I want 'em all. Thanks, LilCado - pure Mexican heaven, along with lime sorbet and Sapsang Souchong tea.
I love that ~MexHeCanned~ accent: " Drink dosEquis . . .. Stay thirsty, my Friend" ! I can hardly wait for SummerBeer commercials, Lord eEase ! Now, that is desperate for Sunshine!
Thanks, Cougar and norCal - Muchos Caballeros in Burbank y nueve Coronas.
Muchos Gracias, El Rey deFurBank !
Not only do I like to eat avocados, I like to use them for dermatological reasons, such as making facial masks out of them! The last time I used an avocado facial masks, it made my skin glowing and radiant! Ever since my dad's chest pain, we've been eating bunch of healthy dishes, avocados one of them. I also like the avocado dip for the quesadillas. Take 555 more avocados for this one!
Really original and yummy parody
Sure enough, this guacamole parody is hot stuff
Always great to see a spoof of a Weird Al song - nice job.
Thanks, norCal - con mucho gusto. Thanks, Christie - don't forget they are high in potassium and a source of mono unsaturated fat - good choice. Thanks, Phil - glad you enjoyed. Thanks, Pete - good for what ails you. Eat it when you have a cold. Thanks, timmy - I hope Weird Al doesn't mind.http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3010245632
Good stuff!! Awesome job!! 555
Thanks, Spoof.
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