Mishpoceh came schlepping in
On Channumas, on Channumas
In SUV's and mini vans
On Channumas in the evening

Aunt Elaine came walking in
On Channumas, on Channumas
We'll have potato latkes again
On Channumas in the evening.

Spin the dreidel and yell and shout
On Channumas, on Channumas
Stuff yourselves 'till your brains fall out
On Channumas in the evening

The kids they bought a Christmas tree
On Channumas, on Channumas
It's also Christmas Eve, you see
On Channumas in the evening

Up the walk came Rabbi Spock
On Channumas, on Channumas
There's going to be some serious talk
On Channumas in the evening

He saw the tree all trimmed with red
On Channumas, on Channumas
"Fascinating", was all he said
On Channumas in the evening

Grandma came in time for tea
She plotzed when she saw a goyisher tree
Grandma said, "What's this I see?"
And tell me, where are the candles?

"A Kosher bunch with a treyfe tree
So out of line, Givalt!", cried she
And chug a lugged her glass tea
And went out the door in the evening

We found her lying on the grass
On Channumas, on Channumas
With reindeer hoof prints on her ( slide whistle )
On Channumas in the evening

The Rabbi said the Kaddish prayer
Then Grandma rose and did she swear!
The goys are right, I do declare
You better watch out for Santa!

We saw the reindeer flying high
On Channumas, on Channumas
As little beans fell from the sky
On Channumas in the evening