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Song Parodies -> "O Hollywood"

Original Song Title:

"O Holy Night"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"O Hollywood"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

I came up with a song most fitting for this parody about the biggest media hype so far.
O Hollywood! With fans anticipating -
Today's the day Saint Angelina gave birth.
Long has the press been anxiously awaiting -
For the big day when they will get their money's worth.
The new tidbit the jaded world's awaiting -
The magazines will have a field day.
Turn on the news! And hear the anchors fawning -
Breaking news! This bulletin just in today.
Hot news! Drop everything. Turn on E.T.!

Hot on the trail like bloodhounds on a hunting -
With dollar signs in their eyes they do wait.
Around the world the gossip mills are humming -
The papparazi know this is the due date.
The tabloids long for every juicy detail -
And Oprah Winfrey awaits with baited breath.
Brangelina! From talk shows and through E mail -
We've had enough, so let's move on. We're bored to death.
Move on! It's over with. Let's get a life.
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AFW - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
You've summed it up pretty good, here...nice title
Johnny D - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Yikes, please pardon the ridiculously pompous tone of the previous comment, it was NOT intended! I like this parody a lot, 2Eagle, it's a slick satirization of contemporary culture's absurd celebrity-worship.
2Eagle - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
One news source said that it was the most awaited birth since that of Christ and $5 million is being offered for any photographs.
Lionel Mertens - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
5's
DameSOCal - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Arnold Schwarzenegger has stolen their thunder.
2Eagle - March 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dame! By the way the security code is PEW - how fitting.
lilCougarCakes - March 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Lord 2Ease, I never did see this before! Seems the 'Big-A' is charming the White House these days, tatoos & all . . .
2Eagle - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, LilCougar - Well, she and Michelle are super moms. That's what they have in common.

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