Puff the fragrant dragon was his nickname -
He perfumed up the science lab at a place called Dotre Dame. (sorry)
Freshman Patrick Reilly earned the nickname Puff -
He dined on beans and broccoli and other gassy stuff.

Puff the fragrant dragon was his nickname -
He perfumed up the science lab at a place called Notre Dame.
Puff the fragrant dragon was his nickname -
He perfumed up the science lab at a place called Notre Dame.

He would head for the bathroom with pants billowed with gas -
Puff would flush depth charges that disrupted every class.
A tapestry of flatus soared high into the sky -
Football jocks would swoon and faint whenever Puff passed by.

Puff the fragrant dragon was his nickname -
He perfumed up the science lab at a place called Notre Dame.
Puff the fragrant dragon was his nickname -
He perfumed up the science lab at a place called Notre Dame.

Well, the Irish live forever in spite of flatulance -
Oil wells and other smells make way for other scents.
One catastrophic Monday Puff ate too much kim chee -
He fired toxic torpedos that blew up the library.
They took him to the clinic, the doctors were perplexed -
When Puff told them what he ate they were surely vexed.
They put him on a diet so he could fart no more -
So Puff the fragrant dragon lost his radioactive roar.

Puff the fragrant dragon was his nickname -
He perfumed up the science lab at a place called Notre Dame.
Puff the fragrant dragon was his nickname -
He perfumed up the science lab at a place called Notre Dame.