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Song Parodies -> "Naughty Time"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The McGuire Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"Naughty Time"

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The Lyrics

This song is so sweet it needs spice. In memory of Dorothy McGuire.
Naked in the morning
Naked in the evening
Naked in time for tea
Royals running naked
As naughty as can be.

Topless at the seashore
Topless in the hot tub
Topless on yachts at sea
It's trendy to be topless
But beware the paparazzi.

Keep your privates private
Don't make yourself a joke
It would be a pity
If the Queen has a stroke.

Hooters in the parlor
Hooters in the garden
Hooters when we take tea
Cover up your knockers
And save them just for me.

Now naughty time
Is no time
The Queen's near
Cover up your rear
Don't be a prude
It's OK to be nude
In our royal pavillion of fun.

Tochas in the morning
Tochas in the evening
Tochas in time for tea
Romping through the forest
Away from TMZ.

Let's be naked royals
And saunter
Through the rye,

Naughty Time!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Meriadoc - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Loved the hooters stanza.
2Eagle - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meriadoc - you deserve a break today at Hooters!
G9Y - September 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Timely, well-matched and funny. Gotta hand it to the Brit royals as fodder for racy copy. I'd like to see Emperor Akihito and his brood caught with their kimonos up and down.
2Eagle - September 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, G - I don't think that's going to happen.

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