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Song Parodies -> "Suri"

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Kenny Rogers

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The Lyrics

In case of any misunderstanding, the idea here is about short lived Hollywood marriages, children of Hollywood stars and the way they grow up too fast.
We named you 'cause we thought "Suri" was Hebrew for "princess" -
But with a T and an S it's Yiddish for "a mess".
And I was unaware that it means "thief" in Japanese -
But trust me,
You will live a life of ease.

I know your daddy and your mama aint too very bright -
We had other partners, but for now we got it right.
We got Scientology, we know we'll raise you well -
Oh, Suri,
It will help you to excell.

We'll have a mansion in the hills with tennis courts and pool -
You'll ride a chauffered limousine to the finest school.
Not every kid has many brothers, sisters, dads and moms -
Oh, Suri,
There'll be more of them to come.

She's growin' up 'cause I hear her talkin' about guys -
Jumpin' on the chesterfield with love look in her eyes.
Daddy's movin' on 'cause their relationship has cooled -
Oh, Suri,
You're already five years old!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Tommy Turtle - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sick of hearing about this idiot Cruisin' with his Holmes. 555, and no Kidman, I'm Suri-ous.
alvin rhodes - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
nice job...with a whacky pappy like the tomster, her weird name is going to be the least of her problems...ya think they named her suri cause she had a little fringe of hair on top ?
AFW - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
This Suri is well done..
Larry Hensley - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Haven't heard of Suri, but 555 anyway.
LucidLupin - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
No 'auditing" needed here - great parody - pacing spot on and good subject - fares well in this MEST* we're apparently trapped in (MEST=Matter Energy Space & Time in Scientology speak) 5s

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