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Song Parodies -> "I Let a Fart in El Segundo"
Original Song Title:
"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"
Original Performer:
Tony Bennet
Parody Song Title:
"I Let a Fart in El Segundo"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
I didn't find it fragrant in Big Stink, Eire -ay,
Fragrant fuzzies were verboten in Cologne, German -ay.
I can't possibly get by in Embarrass, Minnesota,
I'm going home to my city in South Bay. (In Californ - i - ay)
I let a fart in el Segundo -
If it did smell -
No one could tell -
It is a grove of oil wells -
With overwhealming smells -
So if you fart -
And foul the air -
No one will care.
There's fragrant air in El Segundo -
It's no faux pas -
To be windy.
I'm safe at home in you,
El Segundo.
The frijoles still wait for me.
Fragrant fuzzies were verboten in Cologne, German -ay.
I can't possibly get by in Embarrass, Minnesota,
I'm going home to my city in South Bay. (In Californ - i - ay)
I let a fart in el Segundo -
If it did smell -
No one could tell -
It is a grove of oil wells -
With overwhealming smells -
So if you fart -
And foul the air -
No one will care.
There's fragrant air in El Segundo -
It's no faux pas -
To be windy.
I'm safe at home in you,
El Segundo.
The frijoles still wait for me.
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i've been in el segundo...i can vouch for its smelliness
I haven't bean there, but I'll take your word for it with 5s.
One more question that can't be answered is, "If a man farts in El Segundo does it smell?".
5 wet ones.
This gas is worth 555 a gallon
But would one fart in El Segundo power the City of Industry...? ;-)
If farts are methane...... Thanks Alvin,John, Yoidy, AFW and Meriadoc.
So after cutting the cheese, did you smile or wave. 5 toots for this one
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