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Song Parodies -> "Vampires Sucking Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Woman Helping Man"

Original Performer:

The Vogues

Parody Song Title:

"Vampires Sucking Blood"

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The Lyrics

Bats fly through the sky after the setting sun
That time of the month has just begun
But at this time of the year, blood connaiseurs will appear
Even werewolves want to run.

Vampires sucking veins
Zombies eating brains
Werewolves howl refrains
And filing income tax bites again.

Martians come to call every Halloween
And toilet paper all your evergreens
But the first full moon of spring is a sight most frightening
The ides of April are so mean.

Vampires on your tail
Werewolves start to wail
Mail without fail
And if you make boo boos you go to jail.

Vampires sucking blood
Want a flood of blood.....

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