Song Parodies -> "They Only Have 'ones" for You"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Have Eyes for You"

Original Performer:

"They Only Have 'ones" for You"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

(doooo, doooo, dooooo)

Your ode must be a well inspired ode
Not just any parody will do.

(da bop, da bop)

Are the trolls out tonight?
They're the first ones to hit Am I Right
And they only have "ones" for you.

(da bop, da bop)

It's a full moon tonight
It's when some folks go crazy and bite
And they only have "ones" for you - ooooo.....

They don't know if it's night or morning
They don't have better things to do.

(da bop, da bop)

They are there
Logging on
In the miniscule hours before dawn
And they're all coming after you
Yes, they only have "ones" for you.

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Mark Scotti - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Loved it! Maybe ones there, but fives to you...

alvin - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

you're just begging for someone to give you ones but i gave you ones X five

John Barry - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

I see some ones DB has taken the bait. Here's some fives.

Harry - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Great one(s), 2Eagle! So I left some 5s.

Hawk - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Eagle, maybe you should do anything with "Roll" in it...rhymes with troll. LOL. Tons of songs with roll.

Christie Marie M - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

This is "one" parody that don't deserve ones. When I vote, I never give ones, ever! The lowest vote I may give are probably 4s. But here's some 5's. Yep, the trolls are lurking about with ones. Love the OS and your parody, 2Eagle! It's all good!

2Eagle - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Mark, alvin, John, Harry, Hawk and Christie. By the way, I always loved the OS and the Flamingos. They had a great sound and the lead singer sounded almost like Nat King Cole. I noticed that the trolls were really at work Monday (full moon) so I eventually thought of that song.

adagio - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

That's funny, sorta...you write about the 'ones' guy and get ones..: / I was going to say something about them coming out the 10th (full moon), but obviously they don't wait. 5's here for you!!

Silver Power - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

5s, funny parody, but it looks like someone did give you ones. I guess you might have set yourself up for it, lol. Next time, write a parody entitled 'I don't want any fives' or something like that, then they may give you some. xD

2Eagle - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, adagio and Silver.

Below Average Dave - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Ironically, yeah, you were oned right away (as Adagio pointed out) some people have nothing better to do. . unfortunately I gave you 5's though. .sorry

TJC - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Not being a Unitarian, I don't get this at all (jes kiddin'!)! Cleverer than Uno!

2Eagle - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, BAD and TJC. As I said, the night bird beats the trolls. Clever but not cleverer than Uno the beagle. The security code was the call letters of a local radio station - KHJ.

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