Song Parodies -> "Help My Honda"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me, Rhonda"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Help My Honda"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

According to one newspaper columnist, the way The Beach Boys sang their lyrics they were hard to understand. This sounded more like the words to this parody.

Well, since they came to town I see owls puking in my bed
The rats run all around and keep all the local wildlife fed
Now my Honda is their hotel
The inside has a nasty smell
So won't you help my Honda - drive 'em outta this town.

Help my Honda
Help, help my Honda
( Repeat as many times as you wish - in this song it doesn't matter. )
Help my Honda, yeah
Drive 'em outta this town.

Now if rodents weren't enough, well we got the two legged kind
The way they run the government to hell just blows my mind
I got my Cessna in gear
And I'm flying with the wind outta here
So, help me, Cessna
Help me high tail it away.

Help me Cessna
Help, help me Cessna
( Repeat as many times as you must -)
Hilf mich, Angela!
Hilf, hilf mich, Angela!
Hilf mich, Angela! Ja!
Ich fahre nach Deutschland.

What they really are saying is:

Help me, Nancy
Help, help me, Nancy
( Repeat as many times as you can - please! )
Help me, Nancy, yeah
Get 'em outta D.C.
Gotcha!

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