I was seventeen when I first saw you
In Germany
It was in deep dutch
Such a sad story
Who would restore its former glory?

See the crowd
See the brown shirt uniforms
I see you goose stepping through the crowd
You say, "Sieg heil!".
I listen for a while.

You were the Fuehrer, you were making speeches
And the boys said, "He's the man for you and me!".
And I was peering through the torchlight
Your moustache turned me on and I said

Adolf, take me to your burghoff in the mountain
You blow my mind when you wear your lederhosen
You be the Fuehrer, I'll be your mistress
Es ist Liebsleid, Baby, just say yes.

So I go to Berchtesgaden to see you
I'm not quite sure I'm gonna marry you
I bleach my hair
And dress like Jean Harlow
You were Uncle Adolf, I was a silly woman
And the women cried, "He's the man for you and me!".
I was your main squeeze
As you were dancing you turned me on and I said

Adolf, you always go off and leave me alone
In the mountains while you work on your campaign
You be the Fuehrer, I'll be your mistress
Es ist Liebsleid, Baby, just say yes.

You big dictator, are you really still in love with me?
This war is a bummer, don'you miss me?
You took an oath
Deutschland uber alles
Es ist ein Liebsleid, Baby, just say yes.

Oh? oh!

In the lake I'm wading
Smoking weed, high with my head up in the blue
Your flutterblasts still lingering
In my memory that's all that's left of you I said

Little Joe, tell me when is he coming back
Strange looking airplanes are flying over in a pack
Joe says to me, "Maybe it's an acid flash -".
"Don't know 'bout you, but we're taking gas!".
I said
Adolf, take me to your bunker in Berlin
Marry me so I don't have to live in sin
We will honeymoon forever in Valhalla
Es ist ein Liebsleid uber alles.

Oh, oh oh,
(Well! Talk about bad taste!)
Oh, oh, oh oh

I was spaced out when I first saw you.