Song Parodies -> "Monica, Brangie and Tiger"

Original Song Title:

"Abraham, Martin and John"

Original Performer:

"Monica, Brangie and Tiger"

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The Lyrics

T'was the day before Christmas when at the North Pole
Santa's workshop was buzzing so they'd meet their goal
The elves and the reindeer were ready and wireder
As Santa perused the National Enquirer.

Tsk, tsk, tsk! Look who's being naughty.

Hey, get a gander here at the latest on Monica
Up to same old tricks today
She conned a lot of people
But she made them see things her way
Over public sentiment she holds sway.

And there's more poop on Brangelina
I just read the news today
It's in the latest "People"
They just never will go away
Bad pennies turn up everyday.

Anybody here heard the news on Tiger?
What's the latest scoop today?
Just ask a lot of ladies
And for sure they'll have much to say
Reprobates are here to stay.

Aren't you sickened by the things they do?
But don't you long to read about them some more?
So go explore
Sure you do and to thine own self be true.

Anybody here get the latest on David?
The gossip mill is in high gear
I was watching him on the telly late last night
With Monica, Brangie and Tiger.

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Old Man Ribber - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Has anybody here read that old master 2Eagle? Parody is his device. Give him all the presents meant for the naughty ones, for everything he does is so nice! ;D

2Eagle - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Old Man. So clever to think up poetry in an instant.

AFW - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Good timely gossip wrap-up spoof

2Eagle - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, AFW. They may be perennial faves for a long time.

Andria - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Great job, 2Eagle, and it was a good take on celebrities who are a big part of the news scene. 5s.

norCALvotrix - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Lord 2East, this is good, Sir ! . . .However, any ref to Ungelina, makes me shiver . . . she is such a slimy, SleaseQueen ! & Brad is a greasy match, made just for her!

2Eagle - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Andria - They're real jerks, too. Thanks, norCAL - you hit the nail on the head. And to think the public thinks of them as humanitarians just because they adopt some kids and dole out pin money to charity. Just after Angie broke up Brad and Jen and got PG the media was setting her up for sainthood, showing her as an angel with a halo!

Timmy1000 - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice title and use of OS for this write.

2Eagle - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Tim and God bless you all everyone. Next Santa will stuff himself on sugarplums and poop down their chimneys.

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