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Song Parodies -> "I'm Sarah Palin"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peggy Lee

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Sarah Palin"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

I think the object of this song is to squeeze in as many syllables as you can.
I wear a 36 size D bra all day, but the full moons come out at night
I have a wide load down below and that rounds out my figure just right
I simply define Rubinesque and make anorectics look like a fright
I hope to win election day so I can set the world of fashion aright.

I'm Sarah Palin! P-a-l-i-n, I'll say it again,
I'm Sarah Palin! P-a-l-i-n.

I'm raising five kids and I'll have as many as nature provides
Soon, I'll be a grandma and I'll make all my daughters be brides
I can babysit all the kids while at the same time I'm working out my campaign
And before all my kids are through breeding I'll start all over again.

I'm Sarah Palin! P-a-l-i-n, I'll say it again,
I'm Sarah Palin! P-a-l-i-n.

If you come to me hungry, well I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
I'll go out and bag a cow moose and fix it especially for you
I'll go out and shoot it before dawn, carve it and have it on the table at four
And there'll be plenty more left over, so tomorrow you can have some more.

I'm Sarah Palin! P-a-l-i-n, I'll say it again,
I'm Sarah Pa - (interrupted) Kosher? What's that?

I don't cater to no special interest groups like homos and Lesbians
I'm a real man's woman and I'll keep America for Americans
If you're a real macho man who knows women, you'd never vote for Hillary
But if you're an animal lover who hates guns you can vote for that Urkel guy!

I'm Sarah Palin! P-a-l-i-n, I'll say it again,
I'm Sarah Palin! P-a-l-i-n - and McCain!

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John Barry - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
A zaftig parody.
alvin - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...i'd love to see the video..great job
AFW - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job on this, even tho' I'm a dem
Tommy Turtle - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Not sure if she qualifies as "Rubinsesque", but super job on an oldie (the song, not the sarah). She should make it her theme song, to go along with "Raising (Mc)Cain". 555
2Eagle - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy, John, alvin and AFW. I really do hope she starts a new fashion trend. I'm sick of anorectic models and food Nazis.
59Eagle - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Twas funny, but DKTOS so I won't vote yet. (On this parody, that is.) The only criticism I have is in your last verse: "Hillary" and "guy" do not rhyme.
TT - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
2E: Anorectic... amen.
UnKnownHuntress - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
It's very interesting to hear how man men admire female hunters . . .
2Eagle - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
59, you're supposed to make it rhyme - Hille-RY, guy. Think Tom Lehrer.
Mr.Critic - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, leave your fellow Eagle alone. He is pointing out a fact about pronunciation: the name Hillary has an "ee" sound at the end at the end; that's even how Mrs. Clinton herself says it. And trying to alter the pronunciaton just to force it to rhyme doesn't work in the long run. However it is a funny composition, and I sorta know the OS myself.
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Not sure if this was a tribute to Caribou Barbie or was just expressing her own inflated sense of herself, so I didn't vote. But there's one man I'd love to see "get on her": The aforementioned Tom Lehrer! You know what I mean. It makes a fellow proud to be a liberal.
2Eagle - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
No, this is not a tribute. I think the OS is really a pean to female servitude. As I said in my other song - Sarah in Disguise - non threatening, just feminine bling.

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