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Fun Music Information -> Tool
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Jokes:
Did you hear Maynard James Keenan is composing the soundtrack for a remixed version of a classic Coppola film? It's Eon Blue Apocalypse Now. Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
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Band Name Origins:
- It's an acronym for To Orally Obfuscate Leviathan. Submitted by: draztik
- There are in fact two sides to the name. The first is, the story about the band not liking people that can't think for themselves and are just "tools" on puppet strings for whoever they are following (Think for yourself, question authority!!!). This is totally true. The other theory, also very true, is that Maynard is a firm believer in and studies Lahcyrmology, the philosophy by which one cries and the tears represent troubles leaving the body and a natural cleansing of the soul. The band took that and want their music to be a teaching "tool" for understanding the philosophy. This is evident since each album (even Opiate) has some reference to water. Submitted by: GrAyMiSt
Stupid Band Names:
- Apparently, you have to be one to join the band. Submitted by: J.C.
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Faaip De Oiad" | Though the title is latin, all of this song is in English. - GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Forty-Six & 2" | My shadow...my shadow...changes... - Jonathan S. |
| "Ænima" | Probably the most repeated line is, "Learn to swim." - Jonathan S. |
| "Prison Sex" | Another instance where the title fits the song so much, it doesn't need to be sung in the lyrics. - Robert Plant Food |
| "Stinkfist" | Many radio stations found the title, which is not found within the song's lyrics, to be offensive. They had their air personalities introduce the song as "Song #1" (or something similar), because it was the first song on the "Aenima" CD. - Karen Black Sabbath |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Cryptic Rebellion | I know it's not similar to Tool. It fits better. | Chazm |
| Stool | Because their new album sounds like more like sitting down than headbangin' | The Scion of the Storms |
| Wrench | They are a tyt band, but they should be more descriptive. Pick a tool that can hurt some one. | S.T.G. |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "26.748438950383743408 Years" | "10,000 days" | Chazm |
| "Jism" | "Schism" | Kaylie L |
| "Spasm" | "Schisim" | Steve-O |
| "Drunk" | "Sober" | Aaerni |
| "Homer" | "Sober" | S.T.G. |
There are additional Tool new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Third Eye," | No one has three eyes | Chazm |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "I Farted On Santa's Lap," The Little Stinkers | "Stinkfest," Tool | |
| "Dead Bodies Everywhere," Korn | "Cold And Ugly," Tool | |
| "Electric Funeral," Cavalera Conspiracy | "Eulogy," Tool | |
| "Spiders," System of a Down | "Cold And Ugly," Tool | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"The Po" originally "The Pot"
An ode to that Italian river
Tiffany Carriker
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"The Poet" originally "The Pot"
Brianna Holden
"The Port" originally "The Pot"
Brianna Holden
"The Spot" originally "The Pot"
Brianna Holden
"Somber" originally "Sober"
Adrienne Schnell
Change a Letter:
"Prison Hex" originally "Prison Sex"
Jennifer Howard
"Massage to Harry Manback" originally "Message to Harry Manback"
Ewwww!!
Josh
"Poison Sex" originally "Prison Sex"
Naomi Swanson
"Schist" originally "Schism"
Some kind of rock
i am the viod
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Parabola" | "Lame Dracula" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Forty Six & 2" | "Unemployed" | Goggleboy |
| "Vicarious" | "Fry-curious" | Kyle L Cripps |
| "Sober" | "October" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Lateralus" | "Spiral Out" | Idlepunk2020 |
| "Ænema" | "Miami Iminami" | Red Rebel |
| "Schism" | "شِقَاق" | Red Rebel |
| "Sober" | "Sober" | LODweed |
| "Schizm" | "Rythms" | DarkJon64 |
| "Stinkfist" | "Self Mutilation" | Bradley |
There are additional Tool song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Stinkfist | Anti-Drug PSA | A.T.C. |
| Parabola | Math Help Center | Lith8872 |
| Schism | Jigsaw Puzzles | The Heretic |
| Schism | Jigsaw Puzzles | Monica-The Good Witch of Washington |
| Stinkfist | Gay Pride Association | Stumple |
| There are additional Tool commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Fiaap De Oaid | Area 51 | Glenn rousseau |
| Die Eier Von Satan | Bible Sales | Sean |
| The Gaping Lotus Experience | Narcotics Anonymous | Mr Stiffy |
| Third Eye | Mental Institution | bradley |
| The B***s of Satan | Church | bradley |
| There are additional Tool on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Wish I Was Joshua Hyslop | Sober Tool | I Wish I Was Sober A drunkard's lament... | Ted |
| The Crunge Led Zeppelin | The Grudge Tool | The Grunge "Here we are now, entertain us..." | hamburger456 |
| Getting Off Korn | The Pot Tool | Getting Off The Pot | King Andrew |
| Let's Talk About Sex Salt-N-Pepa | Prison Sex Tool | Let's Talk About Prison Sex | paco |
| There are additional Tool duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Carpenter's Tool
The Carpenters combined with Tool
Submitted By: Chris Caldwell
Metoolica
Metallica combined with Tool
Swing on the spiral, and ride the lightning on the way down
Submitted By: Chazm
Stanley Tools
Paul Stanley combined with Tool
Submitted By: Paul Bear
Nine Inch Tool
Nine Inch Nails combined with Tool
Well, nails are a kind of tool.
Submitted By: Signawaiver
There are additional Tool Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics: Jesus wants his f**king whistle! Something but the past and done.
Original Lyrics: Jesus won't you f**king whistle? Something but the past and done.
| "Schism"
Misheard Lyrics: I know the beast has tits.
Original Lyrics: I know the pieces fit.
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"Schism"
Misheard Lyrics: I know the beast has tits
Original Lyrics: I know the pieces fit.
| "Sober"
Misheard Lyrics: I am just a witless lawyer
Original Lyrics: I am just a worthless liar
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| There are additional Tool misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics: Jesus wants his f**king whistle! Something but the past and done.
Original Lyrics: Jesus won't you f**king whistle? Something but the past and done.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Ciaran This is what I interpreted the lyric as. |
| There are additional Tool misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Sober"
Better Lyrics:
Why can't we not be homo?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we not be sober?
Submitted by: hardrock
"Aenema"
Better Lyrics:
Adult swim
Original Lyrics:
Learn to swim
Submitted by: DJ Kaito
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Schism"
The Funny Lyrics: I know the pieces fit
Why They're Funny: Please insert rod a into slot b.
Submitted by: Jon Tatum
| "Aenema"
The Funny Lyrics: Learn to swim
Why They're Funny: self explanatory. What Else?
Submitted by: DJKaito
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| There are additional Tool Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Aenima"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Learn to Swim
Why They're Repetitive: California should fall off soon. For this reason. Maynard is warning you.
Submitted by: lukeith
| "Sober"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I want what I want
Why They're Repetitive: Of course you want what you want. You didn't have to remind me eight times.
Submitted by: To A Lesser Extent
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| There are additional Tool repetitive lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Forty-Six & 2"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Forty-six and two ahead of me
Why They're Nonsensical: Ummmm-kay. It's obvious [from the rest of the song] that he's not talking about guys in football jerseys, so what the bloody heck IS he talking about?
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Ticks & Leeches"
The Insulting Lyrics: Fat little parasite.. blood sucking parasitic little tick...
I hope you're choking. I hope you choke on this. Why They're Insulting: choking is never fun
Submitted by: maam
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Stinkfist"
The Dirty Lyrics: turn around and take my hand
Why They're Dirty: i didn't look at the title at first. when i did, i was confused. i looked up the lyrics online and found out what words he was saying before 'deep inside the borderline.'
Submitted by: bradley
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Aenima"
The Lyrics: L Ron Hubbard,
and all of his clones Who They Mention: L Ron Hubbard
Submitted by: ozboy45
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Song Title Space Change:
"Pus Hit" originally "Pushit"
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
"Push It" originally "Pushit"
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
"Later Al Us" originally "Lateralus"
But for now, Al's not a multiple personality.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Band Name Anagrams:
Loot Submitted by: Kelly Blythe
Song Title Anagrams:
"Ultra Ales" originally "Lateralus"
Submitted by: Evan
"Snort to Sedate" originally "Rosetta Stoned"
Submitted by: Evan
"The Top" originally "The Pot"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Hot Pet" originally "The Pot"
Submitted by: Evil Olive
"Test Finks" originally "Stinkfest"
Submitted by: Twila Paris Hilton
There are additional Tool Song Title Anagrams available.
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Disgustipated" Length: 15:47
The longest from Undertow
Submitted by: All-Starr
"Fear Inoculum" Length: 10:20
"Fear Inoculum" is track #1 on the album, "Fear Inoculum" (2019). It reaching #93 on Billboard's Pop Chart in about the middle of August 2019. Making them one of their hit singles on Billboard's Pop Chart and also the longest song to reach Billboard's Pop Chart after beating up a song by David Bowie. This song is also one of some long songs that never mentioned here.
Submitted by: Wisnu Aji
"Reflection" Length: 11:08
Submitted by: Glenn rousseau
"Third Eye" Length: 13:47
Submitted by: becker
"Vicarious" Length: 7:06
Submitted by: Ryan
There are additional Tool Super Long Pop Songs available.
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Eon Blue Apocalypse" Length: 1:04
This song and Mantra, from the same album, are less than two and a half minutes combined.
Submitted by: G
"Mantra" Length: 1:12
Really short, really weird, but actually not the shortest song on the Lateralus album.
Submitted by: G
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Licks & Teaches" originally "Ticks & Leeches"
Changes nouns to verbs!
Submitted by: Job Lowe
"Licks & Teaches" originally "Ticks & Leeches"
Submitted by: Josh
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Die Eier Von Satan"
The Lyrics: The whole song
Why: The whole song is a baking recipie in Russian. It's for Russian Tea Cakes, hence the name, which means The Eggs Of Satan. Whan the cakes are done, they usually come out like eggs.
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
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Hidden Tracks:
"Flood/Disgustipated"
After Flood, a hidden track called "Disgustipated" plays.
Submitted by: All-Starr
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Being Anonymous"
Example: Not releasing their music to Itunes, creating a Tool Stage for Guitar Hero, etc.
Submitted by: Ryan
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Home Depot
Submitted by: BECKER
