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Did you hear Maynard James Keenan is composing the soundtrack for a remixed version of a classic Coppola film? It's Eon Blue Apocalypse Now. Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
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Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Faaip De Oiad" | Though the title is latin, all of this song is in English. - GlamRockNinjaLord |
"Forty-Six & 2" | My shadow...my shadow...changes... - Jonathan S. |
"Ænima" | Probably the most repeated line is, "Learn to swim." - Jonathan S. |
"Prison Sex" | Another instance where the title fits the song so much, it doesn't need to be sung in the lyrics. - Robert Plant Food |
"Stinkfist" | Many radio stations found the title, which is not found within the song's lyrics, to be offensive. They had their air personalities introduce the song as "Song #1" (or something similar), because it was the first song on the "Aenima" CD. - Karen Black Sabbath |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Cryptic Rebellion | I know it's not similar to Tool. It fits better. | Chazm |
Stool | Because their new album sounds like more like sitting down than headbangin' | The Scion of the Storms |
Wrench | They are a tyt band, but they should be more descriptive. Pick a tool that can hurt some one. | S.T.G. |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"26.748438950383743408 Years" | "10,000 days" | Chazm |
"Jism" | "Schism" | Kaylie L |
"Spasm" | "Schisim" | Steve-O |
"Drunk" | "Sober" | Aaerni |
"Homer" | "Sober" | S.T.G. |
There are additional Tool new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Third Eye," | No one has three eyes | Chazm |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"I Farted On Santa's Lap," The Little Stinkers | "Stinkfest," Tool | |
"Dead Bodies Everywhere," Korn | "Cold And Ugly," Tool | |
"Electric Funeral," Cavalera Conspiracy | "Eulogy," Tool | |
"Spiders," System of a Down | "Cold And Ugly," Tool | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Forty Six & 2" | "Unemployed" | Goggleboy |
"Vicarious" | "Fry-curious" | Kyle L Cripps |
"Sober" | "October" | Fack Sabbath |
"Lateralus" | "Spiral Out" | Idlepunk2020 |
"Ænema" | "Miami Iminami" | Red Rebel |
"Schism" | "شِقَاق" | Red Rebel |
"Sober" | "Sober" | LODweed |
"Schizm" | "Rythms" | DarkJon64 |
"Stinkfist" | "Self Mutilation" | Bradley |
"Schism" | "Dedicated Fan's Plea" | S.T.G. |
There are additional Tool song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Stinkfist | Anti-Drug PSA | A.T.C. |
Parabola | Math Help Center | Lith8872 |
Schism | Jigsaw Puzzles | The Heretic |
Schism | Jigsaw Puzzles | Monica-The Good Witch of Washington |
Stinkfist | Gay Pride Association | Stumple |
There are additional Tool commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Fiaap De Oaid | Area 51 | Glenn rousseau |
Die Eier Von Satan | Bible Sales | Sean |
The Gaping Lotus Experience | Narcotics Anonymous | Mr Stiffy |
Third Eye | Mental Institution | bradley |
The B***s of Satan | Church | bradley |
There are additional Tool on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
I Wish I Was Joshua Hyslop | Sober Tool | I Wish I Was Sober A drunkard's lament... | Ted |
The Crunge Led Zeppelin | The Grudge Tool | The Grunge "Here we are now, entertain us..." | hamburger456 |
Getting Off Korn | The Pot Tool | Getting Off The Pot | King Andrew |
I Do Not Want This Nine Inch Nails | Aenima Tool | I Do Not Want This Aenima *runs away* | lazertay |
There are additional Tool duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Tool Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Aenima"
Misheard Lyrics: Some see a comic book fall from the sky
Original Lyrics: Some say a comet will fall from the sky
| "Pneuma"
Misheard Lyrics: Bulls*** remember
Original Lyrics: Wake up remember.
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"Pneuma"
Misheard Lyrics: Right here, right now.
Original Lyrics: Wake up now child.
| "7empest"
Misheard Lyrics: Buy my new record.
Original Lyrics: We know your nature.
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There are additional Tool misheard lyrics available. |
"Parabola"
Misheard Lyrics: This precious woman
Who is choosing to be here right now Hold on, stay inside... This whore Original Lyrics: This precious moment
We are choosing to be here right now Hold on, stay inside... This holy reality |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Deletys Interpreting lyrics written in English was not my forte when I started listening Tool 13 years ago. These lyrics have stayed in my head ever since. |
There are additional Tool misheard stories available. |
"Schism"
The Funny Lyrics: I know the pieces fit
Why They're Funny: Please insert rod a into slot b.
Submitted by: Jon Tatum
| "Aenema"
The Funny Lyrics: Learn to swim
Why They're Funny: self explanatory. What Else?
Submitted by: DJKaito
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There are additional Tool Funny lyrics available. |
"Aenima"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Learn to Swim
Why They're Repetitive: California should fall off soon. For this reason. Maynard is warning you.
Submitted by: lukeith
| "Sober"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I want what I want
Why They're Repetitive: Of course you want what you want. You didn't have to remind me eight times.
Submitted by: To A Lesser Extent
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There are additional Tool repetitive lyrics available. |
"Forty-Six & 2"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Forty-six and two ahead of me
Why They're Nonsensical: Ummmm-kay. It's obvious [from the rest of the song] that he's not talking about guys in football jerseys, so what the bloody heck IS he talking about?
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
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"Ticks & Leeches"
The Insulting Lyrics: Fat little parasite.. blood sucking parasitic little tick...
I hope you're choking. I hope you choke on this. Why They're Insulting: choking is never fun
Submitted by: maam
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"Stinkfist"
The Dirty Lyrics: turn around and take my hand
Why They're Dirty: i didn't look at the title at first. when i did, i was confused. i looked up the lyrics online and found out what words he was saying before 'deep inside the borderline.'
Submitted by: bradley
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"Aenima"
The Lyrics: L Ron Hubbard,
and all of his clones Who They Mention: L Ron Hubbard
Submitted by: ozboy45
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"Die Eier Von Satan"
The Lyrics: The whole song
Why: The whole song is a baking recipie in Russian. It's for Russian Tea Cakes, hence the name, which means The Eggs Of Satan. Whan the cakes are done, they usually come out like eggs.
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
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