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Fun Music Information -> Suzi Quatro

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Jokes:

What did Suzi say to her new boyfriend ?? Your Mamma Won't Like Me because I am a Daytona Demon who had 48 crashes down Devil Gate Drive !!!! Submitted by: Hannie	What type of motorbike does Ms. Quatro ride? Suzuki Submitted by: bev
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Suzi Quatrocchio. Submitted by: oldrock

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"The Wild Fun"	"The Wild One"	Regina Haniger
"Defiled One"	"The Wild One"	Regina Haniger

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Big Big World," Johnny Burnette	"Too Big," Suzi Quatro
"If I Fell," The Beatles	"Stumblin' In," Suzi Quatro
"If You Can't Give Me Love," Suzi Quatro	"Leave," Matchbox 20
"If You Can't Give Me Love," Suzi Quatro	"Get Out Now," Tommy James And The Shondells
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"48 Rash" originally "48 Crash"

When a number causes an allergy?

Peter

"48 Cash" originally "48 Crash"

Iris Green

"Devil Gate Dive" originally "Devil Gate Drive"

Samantha Wayland

"Evil Gate Drive" originally "Devil Gate Drive"

Wendy Torrance

"Devil Ate Drive" originally "Devil Gate Drive"

Wendy Torrance

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Scan The Can" originally "Can The Can"

Alyssa Jayne

"Toot Big" originally "Too Big"

Wendy Torrance

"Devil Gate Drivel" originally "Devil Gate Drive"

Wendy Torrance

"Devil Agate Drive" originally "Devil Gate Drive"

Wendy Torrance

"Devil Gate Driver" originally "Devil Gate Drive"

Wendy Torrance

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"48 Trash" originally "48 Crash"

Iris Green

"48 Clash" originally "48 Crash"

Iris Green

"48 Brash" originally "48 Crash"

Iris Green

"48 Crass" originally "48 Crash"

Iris Green

"48 Crush" originally "48 Crash"

Iris Green

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Suicide"	"CEO"	Rex Ungericht
"Stumblin' In"	"Rumble Within"	Invisible Boy
"48 Crash"	"You've Been Teabagged"	the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Get Back, Mama"	"Ninja Turtles (Mowabunga)"	Below Average Dave
"She's In Love With You"	"I'm In Love With Me"	The Charnstar
"Devil Gate Drive"	"M25"	Phil Alexander
"Stumblin' In"	"Listenin' In"	Malcolm Higgins

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
48 Crash	Highway Police/ Accident Recovery/Stock Market/Computer Shop	Anna Buehnenheim
48 Crash	Air France	Jon Wisbey
If You Can't Give Me Love	Infertility Clinic	FussBudgetVanPelt

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
If You Can't Give Me Love Suzi Quatro	Can't Buy Me Love The Beatles	If You Can't Buy Me Love	Serafina
If You Can't Give Me Love Suzi Quatro	Love Bites Def Leppard	If You Can't Give Me Love Bites 'Bites' becomes a plural noun in this case	Britney Spears into pruning hooks
A Shot Of Rhythm And Blues Suzi Quatro	Guitars, Cadillacs Dwight Yoakam	A Shot Of Rhythm Guitars And Blue Cadillacs	Gretchen Wieners

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Suzi Aquatro

Suzi Quatro combined with Aqua

Submitted By: Matt

Suzi Q

Suzi Quatro combined with Stacey Q

Well, actually all it does is shorten the first performer's name. Still I thought it was a clever idea.

Submitted By: Maya

Misheard Lyrics:

"Can the Can" Misheard Lyrics: Don't let me crap into the eagle's nest tonight Original Lyrics: Don't let the cat get into the eagles nest tonight	"Can The Can" Misheard Lyrics: W**k off a tiger, let him blow in the eagle's eyes Original Lyrics: Watch out the tiger don´t go claw the eagle´s eye
"Devil Gate Drive" Misheard Lyrics: Down in Neville Cake Drive Original Lyrics: Down in Devil Gate Drive	"Can the Can" Misheard Lyrics: And your boyfriend's name is evil And he lives up in the sky, Ha Ha! Original Lyrics: And your boyfriend's name is Eagle And he lives up in the sky (high high)
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"48 Crash"

Misheard Lyrics:

Baldy ape man

Original Lyrics:

48 crash

Story about this misheard lyric by: Roy the Boy

Just remember running 'round and 'round the tent on holiday repeatedly singing my version---to the amusement of a much cooler older cousin!

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Can The Can"

The Funny Lyrics:

Put your man in the can
then can him while you can!

Why They're Funny:

Whichever meaning of the noun 'can' (As in Prison or a cylindrical container) is intended, I wouldn't settle for a romance with this chick. As for the verb 'can' (not the auxiliary one meaning "to be able", but the linking verb meaning to put into a cylindrical container), that's another matter... considering that the word "can" is used in two different ways!

Submitted by: Jimmy