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Music Quotes:

We'd force them to listen to their own records until they exploded!
- Dexter Holland - on torturing boy bands
Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Band Name Origins:

  • Manic Subsidal were a hardcore punk band, based around a band called "Social Distortion" Dextor's favourite band. They were angry and raw. Then in the media a film was released called "The Offspring". It was about a kid who was an offspring and was angry but changed his life. Manic Subsidal then decided it was time for them to change their style, they weren't so angry afterall. Hence the name "The Offspring". Submitted by: bozo
  • Obviously, you guy don't know anything about The Offspring. They used to be called "manic subsidal." Dexter later changed the name to The Offspring, because it was easier to say. Submitted by: Sonia

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"The Kids Aren't Alright"Chances thrown. Nothing's free. Longing for what used to be. Still it's hard. Hard to see. Fragile lives. Shattered dreams. - Brian Kelly

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
The Off SwitchYou'll spring for the "off" switch.rocker
The Off ThingDanpjames

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Original Wanker""Original Prankster"lee evans soundalike
"Pretty Bi (For A Straight Guy)""Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"Jeff
"Dirty Flies (On A Dead Guy)""Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"newrock
"Pretty Fly For A Meat Pie""Pretty Fly For A White Guy"bryce
"Why Don't You Give Me A B*** J**?""Why Don't You Get A Job?"C

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"I'm Just A Kid""You're Gonna Go Far, Kid," The Offspring..encouraging (: - Franka
"I'm Bored""Come Out And Play," The Offspring:D - Franka
"How Much Longer""A Thousand Days," The Offspring..Long.. - Franka
"In Hiding""Come Out and Play," The OffspringLizzie
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Come Out Singing" originally "Come Out Swinging"
Valerie Cameron
"The Kids Aren't Alight" originally "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Lot of denial going on here.
newrock

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Deify You" originally "Defy You"
Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"Dammit, It Changed Again" originally "Dammit, I Changed Again"
Redlocks

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Why Don't You Get A Jab?" originally "Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Come on, get in the boxing ring already!
Ed
"Why Don't You Get A Joy?" originally "Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Joanna Whitmire
"Why Don't You Get A Mob?" originally "Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Joanna Whitmire
"Come Out Stinging" originally "Come Out Swinging"
Valerie Cameron

Song Parody Recordings:

May 14 "All I Got" by Me a parody of "All I Want" by Offspring
Ok guys, this one is NOT religious. It has NOTHING to do with religion. It's about "all I got", haha, thought you'd never figure it out. ;) http://parabolicparodies.tripod.com/: (Mp3) (Comments)
July 3 "Artude" by Steven Cavanagh a parody of "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" by The Offspring
Why Artoo Detoo is such a grumpy little guy. http://www.theforce.net/songbook: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Pretty Fly For a White Guy""Pretty Young For an Old Guy"Jack Wilson
"Pretty Fly (For a Fat Guy)""Pretty Fly (For a Fat Guy) 3rd and FINAL Copy"Mattiotto "Tiddles"
"Original Prankster""Subliminal Danger"Below Average Dave
"Come Out and Play""It's Child's Play"Rex Ungericht
"She's Got Issues""Sheep Are Abused (A Cry From PETA)"Matthias
"Pretty Fly For A White Guy""Not That Fly For A Sports Guy"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"The Meaning of Life""The Meaning From Wife"Agrimorfee
"Why Don't You Get A Job""Why Don't You Quit Your Job"Daniel L
"Come Out and Play""Get Clothes Today"Below Average Dave
"Come Out and Play""Glue it Back Together"Krazy Kent

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Walla WallaWashington State Tourismtictacs941
Self EsteemMotivational Speakerstictacs941
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)Any album by Paul WallTom
Special DeliveryUPSLaura
SmashHammers, Wrecking BallsTainted Hero
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
(Can't Get) My Head Around YouPsychiatric HospitalCrystal
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)The Black Panthers t
Why Dont You Get A Job?Centerlinkbubzie
Why Don't You Get A Job?Unemployment Officetom
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)NAACPsarah
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Dope Nose
   Weezer
Why Don't You Get A Job?
   The Offspring
Dope, Why Don't You Get A Nose Job?
Beverly Stiles
Somebody Told Me
   The Killers
The Meaning Of Life
   The Offspring
Somebody Told Me The Meaning Of Life
Jellybean
Where's Captain Kirk?
   Spizzenergi
Walla Walla
   The Offspring
Where's Captain Kirk? Walla Walla
Raphael
Price To Play
   Staind
Come Out And Play
   The Offspring
Price To Come Out And Play
Yeah, the OTHER part of the song that no one wanted you to know.
Nina Cayley
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Autonomy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It thinks its all one man
And it should
Waist comes to something
For the good
Original Lyrics:
It leaves us all wondering
And it should
This awkward something
For the good
"Original Prankster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crime, crime
Rockin' Jeremy Beadle
Original Lyrics:
Crime, crime
Rockin' like Janet Reno.
"Spare me the details"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the one that acted like a hound
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the one that acted like a hoe
"I Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Dan Marino.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Amarillo.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Original Prankster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crime, crime
Rockin' Jeremy Beadle
Original Lyrics:
Crime, crime
Rockin' like Janet Reno.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Stompgal

I was listening to Edith Bowman's show on BBC Radio One on 31st January 2008 and at around 2pm, she has a feature called The Topical Track. That day's topical track was The Offspring's Original Prankster, which was dedicated to the late TV presenter and joker Jeremy Beadle who died the day before. I somehow thought that Jeremy Beadle was mentioned in the song but I checked the lyrics and saw that a little known celebrity called Janet Reno was mentioned. Soon I realised that Jeremy Beadle was not very known in Canada or the USA.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Special Delivery"
Better Lyrics:
Hey now can't you see you're in my way?
Been standing here half the day
Original Lyrics:
Hey now do you see me down the way?
Been watching you everyday
Submitted by: Rynn
"She's Got Issues"
Better Lyrics:
She sells the Big Issue and nobody pays
Original Lyrics:
Oh man she's got issues and I'm gonna pay
Submitted by: Zoggi

Funny Lyrics:

"Cool To Hate"
The Funny Lyrics:
liking something is just a waste of time
Why They're Funny:
If you don't want people to like anything, they won't like the band and nobody will listen to them.
Submitted by: Daniel L
"Million Miles Away"
The Funny Lyrics:
I could fill myself, I don't think you can
Why They're Funny:
If you listen to the song it sounds like he's saying 'I could feel myself' and it cracks me up even though it's not what he says
Submitted by: Rynn
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Feelings"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
Trying to forget my feelings of feelings
... Feelings whao-oh Feelings
whao-oh Feelings
whao-oh Feelings
Why They're Repetitive:
You heer the word 'Feelings' 30 times in this song..
Submitted by: Franka
"Me And My Old Lady"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
Why They're Repetitive:
He keeps saying it over and over again. I like the song but damn
Submitted by: wadded beef
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Gotta Get Away"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Think I'm on a roll, but I think it's kinda weak,
I said all I know is I gotta get away from me
Why They're Nonsensical:
How can you get away from yourself? I mean, like another song points out, you can run, but you won't get too far!
Submitted by: Crystal
"Want You Bad"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I know your arms are open wide.
But you're a little on the straight side.
I can't lie.
Why They're Nonsensical:
What is the straight side? When I think of straight, I think of not gay. So does that mean that he's singing about finding a gay lover?
Submitted by: BarbieForADay
There are additional Offspring nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"DUI"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Doing 95 * I drink and drive *
Feel so alive
...
When Im on a binge, my friends all cringe
They won't drive at night
Cause way down on the freeway it's such a fright
But I think I drive alright
Why They're Insincere:
That last line...
Submitted by: LizziCC
"Cool to Hate"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I hate the teachers, I hate school,
I hate cheerleaders and anyone who's cool.
Why They're Insincere:
Uh huh, so you hate yourself? Damn, he really does hate everything, not to mention it makes no chronological sense what so ever.
Submitted by: SlothMan

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"L.A.P.D."
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
The city of L.A. feels like a prison
Helicopters overhead and bullets whizzin by.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Close but no cigar
Submitted by: Sumos On Slimfast
"Staring at the Sun"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Theres more to living than only surviving,
maybe i'm not ther but i'm still trying.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Close but no cigar,boys
Submitted by: SlothMan

Insulting Lyrics:

"Self Esteem"
The Insulting Lyrics:
When she keeps saying
all she wants only me
Then I wonder why she
sleeps with my friends.
Why They're Insulting:
All I have to say to that is ouch!
Submitted by: Celeste
"L.A.P.D."
The Insulting Lyrics:
Beat all the n***ers,
Beat whoever you see.
'Don't need a reason,
we're L.A.P.D.!
Why They're Insulting:
Saying 'Beat all the n***ers' is pretty insulting.
Submitted by: wadded beef
There are additional Insulting lyrics available.

Dated Lyrics:

"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The Dated Lyrics:
He asked for Ice Cube
but he got Vanillia Ice.
Why They're Dated:
Vanilla Ice has been consistently unpopular since Ice Ice Baby.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)"
The Dated Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
Why They're Dated:
No, you cannot go on Ricki Lake anymore. Her show is no longer on the air.
Submitted by: crazydon

Dirty Lyrics:

"Me And My Old Lady"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Me and my old lady, suck each other dry
Why They're Dirty:
Enough said
Submitted by: Ruari Moran
"Want You Bad"
The Dirty Lyrics:
You're a little on the straight side
Why They're Dirty:
He's asking his girlfriend why she won't let another chick join in
Submitted by: No 56279
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
The Lyrics:
They didn't have Ice-Cube
so he bought Vanilla Ice
Who They Mention:
Ice-Cube, Vanilla Ice
Submitted by: JimBob
"Original Prankster"
The Lyrics:
Crime crime, rocking like Janet Reno
Who They Mention:
Janet Reno
Submitted by: Rynn
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Original Prankster"
The Lyrics:
Prozac can make it better
Product Brand Name:
Prozac
Submitted by: Magic
"'Original Prankster'"
The Lyrics:
Prozac can make it better.
Product Brand Name:
Prozac(depression drug)
Submitted by: danny
There are additional product lyrics available.

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Beheaded"
The Lyrics:
Beheaded, watch you spurt like a garden hose
Beheaded, bloody mess all over my clothes
Why:
The whole song is about chopping people's heads off, including mom's, dad's and their girlfriend's.
Submitted by: Franka
 

Song Title Anagrams:

"E-mail To Elk" originally "A Lot Like Me"
..Do they even have computers?
Submitted by: Franka
"Defuses If Stumps" originally "Stuff Is Messed Up"
Submitted by: Franka
"Maniac Era" originally "Americana"
Submitted by: Franka
"Hairy Bloke Plowed" originally "Killboy Powerhead"
..hmm
Submitted by: Franka
"A Learning Skirt Pro" originally "Original Prankster"
..impressed
Submitted by: Franka

Super Short Pop Songs:

"All I Want" Length: 1:54
Short, but kick ass. Plus, it's the perfect wake-your-ass-up-in-the-morning song.
Submitted by: Crystal

Names as a Word Bank:

Singers of pop songs Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Generic (could work for most bands), but true.
"Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)"
The Lyrics:
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
Why:
"Ricki Lake," a talk show hosted by the actress who appeared in the original motion picture "Hairspray" directed by John Waters
Submitted by: crazydon
 
 
 
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