Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Fun Music Information -> Breaking Benjamin
Parody album cover
click to see the original
click to see the original
This is the most recent information about Breaking Benjamin that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Breaking Benjamin, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Quotes:
Some memories I remember...and some I don't ...and the ones I don't remember are the best of them all! - Ben Burnley Submitted by: BenFan
| I'm in a band, how smart can I be? - Ben Burnley Submitted by: Fudge
|
| There are additional music quotes available. | |
Band Name Origins:
- The lead singer of the band, Benjamin Burnley and he ex-drummer of the band, Jeremy Hummel, founded this band. When performing at a local show, Benjamin broke the microphone after he finished singing. Thus, the name came up. 2 memebers from Lifer joined the band. Then it changed its name to Plan 9. It didn't work very well, and Jeremy Hummel left the band and slapped a federal lawsuit on the remaining band members claiming that he wasn't paid for the songs he helped write. The band then changed their name back to Breaking Benjamin. Submitted by: cR@zYfR0gE$$
- They were never, ever called Strangers With Candy. Strangers With Candy became Driver then Lifer. Then members of SWC migrated the Breaking Benjamin who used to be Plan 9. Submitted by: STRANGER4LIFE
Stupid Band Names:
- It sounds like someone is trying to break poor Benjamin in half. I heard this name and I wanted to do that too. Submitted by: Travis
- Shattering some poor guy's bones isn't my idea of a cool band name. Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Topless" | Seriously, what is this song even about? The word 'topless' isn't mentioned, and to my knowledge, the song has nothing to do with people with no shirts on... "I loathe your face, just get away. I'm on my knees, f**k you, f**k me." is the chorus...so i should be called something like "Loathe You" or "Hatred" or something...but topless?!? - Weily_Coyote |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Fixing Benjamin | You're not going to leave Benjamin broken are you? | Travis |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Diarrhea Of Jane" | "Diary Of Jane" | Tiffany Furlong |
| "Just Don't Remember It" | "Forget It" | Jared |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "No Games," | Games exist. | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Hail To The King," Avenged Sevenfold | "I Will Not Bow," Breaking Benjamin | |
| "The Ballad of Bill Hubbard," Roger Waters | "Unknown Soldier," Breaking Benjamin | |
| "Corporal Clegg," Pink Floyd | "Unknown Soldier," Breaking Benjamin | |
| "Evening Falls," Enya | "Lights Out," Breaking Benjamin | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Hat Lies Beneath" originally "What Lies Beneath"
Beneath what?
Kimberly Townsend
"Diary Of Jan" originally "Diary Of Jane"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Mediate" originally "Medicate"
Marcia Todd
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"What Plies Beneath" originally "What Lies Beneath"
Kimberly Townsend
"What Flies Beneath" originally "What Lies Beneath"
Kimberly Townsend
"What Lives Beneath" originally "What Lies Beneath"
Kimberly Townsend
"Diary Of Jayne" originally "Diary Of Jane"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Diary Of Janet" originally "Diary Of Jane"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
Change a Letter:
"What Dies Beneath" originally "What Lies Beneath"
So explains the smell?
Peter
"Sample Design" originally "Simple Design"
Arthur
"Diary Of June" originally "Diary Of Jane"
Samantha Wayland
"Diary Of Jake" originally "Diary Of Jane"
Samantha Wayland
"Meditate" originally "Medicate"
Marcia Todd
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "The Diary Of Jane" | "The Diary Of Chels" | Karl Hook Willers |
| "Diary of Jane" | "Drive Through" | Mike Chun |
| "Follow" | "Follow" | Weily Coyote |
| "Polyamorous" | "Real Gratuitous" | Weily Coyote |
| "Dance With The Devil" | "Howl With The White Wolf" | Wolfie |
| "Medicate" | "Sell Out" | Will |
| "Breath" | "The Ballad of Rocky Balboa" | STRANGER4LIFE |
| "Breath" | "Breasts" | Jarvis Procter |
| "Breath" | "Soul" | Spaztastic Spaz™ |
| "Diary Of Jane" | "Diarrhea Pain" | Stephen Vick |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Firefly | External Lighting Lamps | Sara |
| Shallow Bay | A holiday park | Sara |
| Medicate | Medicinal Drugs | Sara |
| Topless | Brassieres | Sara |
| Unknown Soldier | US Army | Megan |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| You Fight Me | United Nations | Megan |
| Dance With The Devil | Church school | Megan |
| Forget It | Amnesia Clinic | MadDog |
| Next To Nothing | Homeless Shelter | Aqwe |
| Wish I May | Make A Wish Foundation | Me |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Don't Close Your Eyes Kix | Until The End Breaking Benjamin | Don't Close Your Eyes Until The End | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| The Blue David Gilmour | Rain Breaking Benjamin | The Blue Rain Sounds like a calming New Age song. | Garrison |
| Relight My Fire Take That | Firefly Breaking Benjamin | Relight My Firefly | Craigus |
| Dance With The Devil Breaking Benjamin | Blue Velvet Bobby Vinton | Dance With The Devil In Blue Velvet Woo, that doesn't look good! | buru~sama |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Aretha Breaking Benjamin Franklin
Aretha Franklin combined with Breaking Benjamin
Submitted By: Marcia Todd
Breaking Benjamin Folds Five
Breaking Benjamin combined with Ben Folds Five
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Breaking Benjamin Franklin
Breaking Benjamin combined with Aretha Franklin
Submitted By: Rpollck
Breaking Records
Breaking Benjamin combined with The Records
Anyone with THIS name would have a lot to live up to...
Submitted By: Sara
Misheard Lyrics:
"The Diary of Jane"
Misheard Lyrics: Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break I will try to find my place in the diarrhea Jane Original Lyrics: Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane | "Lights Out"
Misheard Lyrics: I can't afford a cab I can't afford a cab
Original Lyrics: I can't afford to care I can't afford to care
|
"So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics: Show me how it ends before I
Original Lyrics: Show me how it ends, it's alright
| "So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics: Show me how it is, it's alright.
Original Lyrics: Show me how it ends, it's alright.
|
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
|
"Lights Out"
Misheard Lyrics: I can't afford the gas, I can't afford the gas
Original Lyrics: I can't afford to care, I can't afford to care
|
Story about this misheard lyric by: The Man I thought he couldn't afford the gas. Gas prices were getting pretty high at that point so the lyric made sense. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Had Enough"
The Funny Lyrics: You had to have it all, Well have you had enough? You greedy little bastard, You will get what you deserve.
Why They're Funny: I love this song, perfect male bashing song! Though it is sung by guys... Hmm...
Submitted by: DitzyMe
|
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"So Cold"
The Repetitive Lyrics: It's alright
Why They're Repetitive: Dude, seriously, 9 times
Submitted by: SpiderSkull98
| "Forget It"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Forget it Forget it (repeat like 16 times)
Why They're Repetitive: Don't worry... I've already forgotten what the song's about!
Submitted by: Fudge
|
| There are additional repetitive lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Breath"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: So sacrifice yourself and let me have what's left
Why They're Nonsensical: Surely the whole point of a sacrifice is for there to be nothing left?
Submitted by: Nat
| "Forever"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I feel a hideous attraction.
Why They're Nonsensical: Isn't 'hideous attraction' an oxymoron?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
|
| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Sooner Or Later"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: You sit and try to play me
Just like you see on TV Why They're Misrhymed: It's a forced rhyme.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
| "Simple Design"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: You fall apart at the seams
I know It's not what it seems Why They're Misrhymed: I love this band, but rhyming basically the same word with itself is not good.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
|
Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Breath"
The Insulting Lyrics: I'm waiting
I'm praying Realize Start hating. Why They're Insulting: The last line seems to give a not-so-nice command.
Submitted by: Alex
| "Believe"
The Insulting Lyrics: I don't care what you want I just want mine
Shut up Smart little bitch I don't need lies Why They're Insulting: The phrase "Shut up, smart, little bitch" is pretty insulting. =D
Submitted by: Sarah
|
| There are additional Insulting lyrics available. | |
Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Topless"
The Dirty Lyrics: I love your face, just get away
I'm on my knees, f**k you, f**k me Why They're Dirty: This goes without explaining.
Submitted by: carly_carlz
| "Polyamorous"
The Dirty Lyrics: 'My polyamorous friend
he got me in a mess of trouble again' 'just stay away from the white light I'd say your worst side's your best side' Why They're Dirty: Well I've always sort of aligned the song as a little dirty after all it does SEEM to be about getting in trouble as the result of a fling. But I have a couple of friends that love this song and totally throw my view out the window. I dunno, I just started realizing that polyamorous friend was probably a metaphor for his appendage and well most guys' I know are lead around by their penis and reason tends to go out the window when it's awake. Then getting to the line about the white light and your worst side. It sounds like it's about what happens after a guy has an orgasm and suddenly realization of what they've done and guilt comes into play. And if the song didn't have those metaphors it'd be bit more dirty. But Yeah, it's dirty because of that.
Submitted by: Jungian Freud
|
| There are additional dirty lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"You Fight Me"
Opening Lines: You fight me, flat on my lonely face I fell. Finding in the end, I live well.
Comments: Submitted by: Corey Larson
| "Breakdown"
Opening Lines: Breakdown....
Comments: Submitted by: Corey Larson
|
Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"Blow Me Away"
The Boasting Lyrics: Only the Strongest will survive
I'll be the one to save us all Comments: Rather sure of yourself, aren't you?
Submitted by: Lucky
|
Song Title Space Change:
"Diary Of Jan E." originally "Diary Of Jane"
Submitted by: Avatarred And Feathered
"Hope Less" originally "Hopeless"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Forge Tit" originally "Forget It"
Submitted by: Anonymous One
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Water"
The Lyrics: I never wanted nothing from you, yes I do, yes I do
Why: Never wanted nothing is a double negative...And even if he meant to say "I wanted something from you," he should have then said "yes I did," not "yes I do." It's a double fail...does that make it a success?
Submitted by: Weily Coyote
|
Song Title Anagrams:
"Spot Les" originally "Topless"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"Do Hug A Hen" originally "Had Enough"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Hug Ed, Noah" originally "Had Enough"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Hog And Hue" originally "Had Enough"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Oh, Hug Dean" originally "Had Enough"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Mobley Away" originally "Blow Me Away"
Mobley is a surname, and even name of a Band!
Submitted by: Flora Rolf
Hidden Tracks:
"Forever"
It's on the "Saturate" album, and starts right after the last listed track, "Shallow Bay".
Submitted by: Danny Hates Dubstep
"The Diary of Jane (Acoustic)"
This track is not found among the Phobia track listing, and may actually be better than the original version of the song.
Submitted by: Danny Hates Dubstep
"The Diary of Jane (Acoustic)"
This track is not found among the Phobia track listing, and may actually be better than the original version of the song.
Submitted by: Danny Hates Dubstep
"The Diary of Jane (Acoustic)"
The acoustic version of "The Diary of Jane", featuring Sebastian Davin of Dropping Daylight, is the last track on the album and is not mentioned in the track listing.
Submitted by: Danny Hates Dubstep
![Dear Agony by Breaking Benjamin [2009]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51PzjT8bd%2BL.jpg)