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This is the most recent information about Bread that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Bread, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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David Gates & Bread, David Gates and BreadJokes:
Ebenezer Scrooge was in a diner one day when the jukebox started playing "If (A Picture Paints A Thousand Words)". He liked it so much, he asked the waiter to play it again for him. He gave the waiter the coin and said "WAITER...MORE BREAD!" Submitted by: S. Tim Wood
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Band Name Origins:
- The Band were trying to decide on a new name while at lunch when they saw a Bread truck drive by, they all looked at each other and the rest is history Submitted by: Leah
Stupid Band Names:
- Were they eating bread when they were choosing what to name their band? Submitted by: Paul Warren
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Mold | Mold comes with aging bread, and it's been awhile. | Obie Lame Kenobi |
| Toast | That's what this band is now. (Thank God and the toaster.) | Bob |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Mother Frieda" | "Mother Freedom" | Future Backer |
| "I Use The Dope" | "I Use The Soap" | Tess O. Gosset |
| "I Use The Pope" | "I Use The Soap" | Tess O. Gosset |
| "Diarrhea" | "Diary" | oldtimer |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Guitar Man," | A man cannot become an instrument. | Odie Garfield |
| "Mother Freedom," | Freedom is not a parent. | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Are You Gonna Go My Way?," Lenny Kravitz | "It Don't Matter To Me," Bread | |
| "Should I Stay Or Should I Go?," The Clash | "It Don't Matter To Me," Bread | |
| "Tell Her About It," Billy Joel | "She Knows," Bread | |
| "She Believes In Me," Kenny Rogers | "Lost Without Your Love," Bread | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"I Use The Sop" originally "I Use The Soap"
Samantha Wayland
"I Use The Sap" originally "I Use The Soap"
Samantha Wayland
"I Use The Sap" originally "I Use The Soap"
Candy Welty
"The Guitar Ma" originally "The Guitar Man"
Peter
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Jif" originally "If"
As in the peanut butter Jif
Isac
"I Fuse The Soap" originally "I Use The Soap"
Candy Welty
"Lost Without Your Glove" originally "Lost Without Your Love"
BB Krak
"Sif" originally "If"
Sif = Norse goddess, wife of Thor
Alison Runyon
"The Guitar Oman" originally "The Guitar Man"
Peter
There are additional Bread song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"I Use The Soup" originally "I Use The Soap"
Candy Welty
"I Use The Soak" originally "I Use The Soap"
Candy Welty
"Made It With You" originally "Make It With You"
Changes the title to past tense!
Jimmy
"Audrey" originally "Aubrey"
Serafina
"Take It With You" originally "Make It With You"
Serafina
There are additional Bread song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Guitar Man" | "Putin’s Plan" | The Offenders |
| "If" | "If" | Glynn Leaney |
| "Aubrey" | "Mobbery" | Merry & Pippin |
| "If" | "If" | Glynn Leaney |
| "If" | "'Scripts" | Jonathan Spurlock |
| "Make It with You" | "Migrate with You" | Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran |
| "The Guitar Man" | "The Dishwasher Man" | Chris H. |
| "Baby I'm-a Want You" | "Baby I'm-a Rock You" | Jonathan |
| "Baby, I'm-a Want You" | "Pastry, I’m-a Chomp You" | John A. Barry |
| "I'd Like To Make It With You" | "She Always Fakes It With You" | Old Man Ribber |
There are additional Bread song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Guitar Man | Stratovarius Violins | MOR |
| Guitar Man | Steinway Pianos | oldsongs |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I've Lost You Elvis Presley | Lost Without Your Love Bread | I've Lost You Without Your Love | Hunter Sullivan |
| I Will The Beatles | Make It With You Bread | I Will Make It With You | Serafina |
| I Need A Man Grace Jones | Guitar Man Bread | I Need A Guitar Man | Peter |
| As Stevie Wonder | If Bread | As If A Valley Girl Song! | Paul Warren |
| There are additional Bread duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Nicki French Bread
Nicki French combined with Bread
A bread they use for subs
Submitted By: Opie M.
Hatebread
Hatebreed combined with Bread
Submitted By: Lefty Lucy
Living In A Breadbox
Living In A Box combined with Bread
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Raspberry Bread
Raspberries combined with Bread
Submitted By: Sutch
There are additional Bread Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Make It with You"
Misheard Lyrics: I went to Macy's with you
Original Lyrics: I'd like to make it with you
| "The Guitar Man"
Misheard Lyrics: Baby it's the retarded man
Original Lyrics: Baby it's the guitar man
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"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics: I found her Dominique
Original Lyrics: I found her diary
| "Everything I Own"
Misheard Lyrics: And I would give pennies I owe
Original Lyrics: And I would give anything I own
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| There are additional Bread misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Aubrey"
Misheard Lyrics: And Audrey was her name
Original Lyrics: And Aubrey was her name
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I always thought Audrey was a more recognizable name than Aubrey. |
| There are additional Bread misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Baby I'm-A Want You"
Better Lyrics:
Baby I'm a crazy
Stupid and-a lazy
Stupid and-a lazy
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm-a want you
Baby I'm-a need you
Baby I'm-a need you
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Make It With You"
The Funny Lyrics: Dreams are for those who sleep
Why They're Funny: Isn't this obvious?
Submitted by: Suzanne
| "I Don't Love You"
The Funny Lyrics: I don't love you, I just want you. If I don't have I'll never be the same, oh baby. I don't love you, but girl, you drive a man insane, now.
Why They're Funny: The words themselves aren't funny, but he sings them in this goofy growly voice that I can't help but laugh at.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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| There are additional Bread Funny lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Everything I Own"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I would give any thing I own,
Give up my life, my heart, my home I would give everything I own, just to have you back again. Why They're Nonsensical: If David Gates, who wrote this song (and also the yukky 'Goodbye Girl') gave up his life, i.e., committed suicide, he wouldn't be around to welcome his lost love back, would he?
Submitted by: sonikal
| "If"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If a man could be two places at one time
I'd be with you Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way Why They're Nonsensical: Dude, you don't need to be in two places at one time to be with your girlfriend today and tomorrow. Just, like, go visit her, stay put and see what happens when the sun rises.
Submitted by: Brian D. Smith
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| There are additional Bread nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Any Way You Want Me"
Opening Lines: Take me anyway you want me 'Cause I need your love to see me through
Comments: Submitted by: Hunter Sullivan
| "Diary"
Opening Lines: I found your diary underneath a tree
Comments: Submitted by: Joey F.
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| There are additional Bread spelling lyrics available. | |
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"It Don't Matter To Me"
The Lyrics: It don't matter to me
If you really feel that you need sometime to be free Why: The correct grammar would be "It doesn't matter to me."
Submitted by: Bob
| "Baby I'm-A Want You"
The Lyrics: Baby, I'm-a want you
Baby, I'm-a need you You're the only one I care enough to hurt about Why: "Baby, I want you" and "baby, I need you" wouldn't have fit the rhythm of the song.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
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Band Name Anagrams:
Debar Submitted by: Candy Welty
Be Rad Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Rad: radical (slang); Bread wasn't!
Bared Submitted by: Joe
Bared, as in uncovered
Debra Submitted by: Anna Graham
A girls name!
Beard Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Song Title Anagrams:
"A Buyer" originally "Aubrey"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
"Dairy" originally "Diary"
Surprised this easy one wasn't posted already.
Submitted by: H. Tim Smith
Super Short Pop Songs:
"If" Length: 2:36
"If" is track #4 on the album, "Manna" (1971). It reaching #4 on Billboard's Pop Chart, making them one of their biggest hit singles.
Submitted by: Wisnu Aji
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Let Your Glove Owe" originally "Let Your Love Go"
Submitted by: Lou Quilson
Names as a Word Bank:
Deb bred a dreaded redder bearded bear. Submitted by: Pam Tabor
Say THAT three times real fast!
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Bread
Submitted by: Andrew
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