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Album cover parody of BREAD(reissue) by BREAD
Parody album cover
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This is the most recent information about Bread that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Bread, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

David Gates & Bread, David Gates and Bread

Jokes:

Ebenezer Scrooge was in a diner one day when the jukebox started playing "If (A Picture Paints A Thousand Words)". He liked it so much, he asked the waiter to play it again for him. He gave the waiter the coin and said "WAITER...MORE BREAD!"
Submitted by: S. Tim Wood
 

Band Name Origins:

  • The Band were trying to decide on a new name while at lunch when they saw a Bread truck drive by, they all looked at each other and the rest is history Submitted by: Leah

Stupid Band Names:

  • Were they eating bread when they were choosing what to name their band? Submitted by: Paul Warren

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
MoldMold comes with aging bread, and it's been awhile.Obie Lame Kenobi
ToastThat's what this band is now. (Thank God and the toaster.)Bob

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Mother Frieda""Mother Freedom"Future Backer
"I Use The Dope""I Use The Soap"Tess O. Gosset
"I Use The Pope""I Use The Soap"Tess O. Gosset
"Diarrhea""Diary"oldtimer

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Guitar Man,"A man cannot become an instrument.Odie Garfield
"Mother Freedom,"Freedom is not a parent.Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"She Believes In Me," Kenny Rogers "Lost Without Your Love," Bread
"Show Me The Light," Michael Lloyd Featuring Debbie Lytton"Lost Without Your Love," Bread
"Wildfire ," Michael Murphy"Make It With You ," Bread
"I've Lost You ," Elvis Presley "Lost Without Your Love ," Bread
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"I Use The Sop" originally "I Use The Soap"
Samantha Wayland
"I Use The Sap" originally "I Use The Soap"
Samantha Wayland
"I Use The Sap" originally "I Use The Soap"
Candy Welty
"The Guitar Ma" originally "The Guitar Man"
Peter

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Jif" originally "If"
As in the peanut butter Jif
Isac
"I Fuse The Soap" originally "I Use The Soap"
Candy Welty
"Lost Without Your Glove" originally "Lost Without Your Love"
BB Krak
"Sif" originally "If"
Sif = Norse goddess, wife of Thor
Alison Runyon
"The Guitar Oman" originally "The Guitar Man"
Peter

There are additional Bread song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"I Use The Soup" originally "I Use The Soap"
Candy Welty
"I Use The Soak" originally "I Use The Soap"
Candy Welty
"Made It With You" originally "Make It With You"
Changes the title to past tense!
Jimmy
"Audrey" originally "Aubrey"
Serafina
"Take It With You" originally "Make It With You"
Serafina

There are additional Bread song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"The Guitar Man""The Dishwasher Man"Chris H.
"Baby I'm-a Want You""Baby I'm-a Rock You"Jonathan
"Baby, I'm-a Want You""Pastry, I’m-a Chomp You"John A. Barry
"I'd Like To Make It With You""She Always Fakes It With You"Old Man Ribber
"Lost Without Your Love""Lost Without My Rug"Warren Baker
"Baby, I'm-A Want You""Bagel, I'm-Want You"Warren Baker
"I Want To Make It With You""Al Qaeda's Coming For You"The Offenders
"If""Ripped"Red Ant
"Baby, I'm a-Want You""Baby, You're a Gaunt Hue"John A. Barry
"The Guitar Man""The Hip Hop Man"Porkbeard

There are additional Bread song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Guitar ManStratovarius ViolinsMOR
Guitar ManSteinway Pianosoldsongs

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
As
   Stevie Wonder
If
   Bread
As If
A Valley Girl Song!
Paul Warren
Love Is In The Air
   Cat Stevens
The Air That I Breathe
   Bread
Love Is In The Air That I Breathe
Dantana
Everything I Own
   Bread
Everything I Do (I Do it For You)
   Bryan Adams
Everything I Own (I Own it For You)
Da Phoenix

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Hatebread
Hatebreed combined with Bread
Submitted By: Lefty Lucy
Living In A Breadbox
Living In A Box combined with Bread
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Raspberry Bread
Raspberries combined with Bread
Submitted By: Sutch
Pantera Bread
Pantera combined with Bread
Sort of like Panera Bread (a chain of eatery restaurants in North America), but not quite
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners

There are additional Bread Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Look What You've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is someone you ought to meet
It's me, mister incomplete
Look, at what I've become
For it's due to the likes of you
That I'm now only half a dude
Original Lyrics:
There is someone you ought to meet
It's me, mister incomplete
Look, at what I've become
For it's due to the lack of you
That I'm now only half of two
"Make It with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I choose the one I'd like to help me through.
I'd like to bake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
And if I choose the one I'd like to help me through.
I'd like to make it with you.
"Make It with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to bake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you
"Make It with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna bake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna make it with you.
There are additional Bread misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Make It with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I choose the one I'd like to help me through.
I'd like to bake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
And if I choose the one I'd like to help me through.
I'd like to make it with you.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Wisnu Aji

I have the same thing about the line of lyrics of this song. It sounding like that the cake is baking. How David Gates eating cake and drinking water? About this song: Featured on its second studio album "On the Waters" (1970), it would be their only number-one hit on Billboard's Pop Chart as well as reaching #2 in Canada, #5 in the UK, and #7 in Australia and later was certified Gold.

There are additional Bread misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Baby I'm-A Want You"
Better Lyrics:
Baby I'm a crazy
Stupid and-a lazy
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm-a want you
Baby I'm-a need you
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"I Don't Love You"
The Funny Lyrics:
I don't love you, I just want you. If I don't have I'll never be the same, oh baby. I don't love you, but girl, you drive a man insane, now.
Why They're Funny:
The words themselves aren't funny, but he sings them in this goofy growly voice that I can't help but laugh at.
Submitted by: wadded beef
"Yours For Life"
The Funny Lyrics:
People change their partners like they change their underwear.
Why They're Funny:
It's only funny when you consider that this is Bread, a band not generally known for goofy lyrics like this.
Submitted by: wadded beef
There are additional Bread Funny lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Everything I Own"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I would give any thing I own,
Give up my life, my heart, my home
I would give everything I own, just to have you back again.
Why They're Nonsensical:
If David Gates, who wrote this song (and also the yukky 'Goodbye Girl') gave up his life, i.e., committed suicide, he wouldn't be around to welcome his lost love back, would he?
Submitted by: sonikal
"If"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If a man could be two places at one time
I'd be with you
Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way
Why They're Nonsensical:
Dude, you don't need to be in two places at one time to be with your girlfriend today and tomorrow. Just, like, go visit her, stay put and see what happens when the sun rises.
Submitted by: Brian D. Smith
There are additional Bread nonsensical lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"I Use The Soap"
Opening Lines:
I use the soap to wash the dirt off my face
Comments:
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Aubrey"
Opening Lines:
And Aubrey was her name, a not so very ordinary girl or name
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional Bread spelling lyrics available.

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Baby I'm-A Want You"
The Lyrics:
Baby, I'm-a want you
Baby, I'm-a need you
You're the only one I care enough to hurt about
Why:
"Baby, I want you" and "baby, I need you" wouldn't have fit the rhythm of the song.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Bared Submitted by: Joe
Bared, as in uncovered
Debar Submitted by: Candy Welty
Be Rad Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Rad: radical (slang); Bread wasn't!
Debra Submitted by: Anna Graham
A girls name!
Beard Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Song Title Anagrams:

"A Buyer" originally "Aubrey"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
"Dairy" originally "Diary"
Surprised this easy one wasn't posted already.
Submitted by: H. Tim Smith

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Let Your Glove Owe" originally "Let Your Love Go"
Submitted by: Lou Quilson

Names as a Word Bank:

Deb bred a dreaded redder bearded bear. Submitted by: Pam Tabor
Say THAT three times real fast!

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