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Album cover parody of The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang
Parody album cover
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Band Name Origins:

  • Actually 'The Bloodhound Gang' was a segment on the science for kids show '3 2 1 Contact'. It did feature kids solving mysteries, like the OP said, though. Submitted by: bcullman
  • The Bloodhound Gang was kids show PBS where kids solve mysterys Submitted by: Mr.T

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"The Bad Touch"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. - Brian Kelly

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Hang Your Head Down Low (And Smell The Roses)""Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)"Funny
"Bad Torch""Bad Touch"animal
"Dope""Mope"ThrasherZ
"very bad thrush""the bad touch"squiddy
"The Bland Tush""The Bad Touch"pauhead

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Tomorrow's Food," Incubus"Yummy Down On This," Bloodhound Gang
"Can You Hear What I'm Saying?," Toto"Hell Yeah," Bloodhound Gang
"I Touch Myself," The Divinyls"Bad Touch," Bloodhound Gang
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)," Samantha Fox"Bad Touch," Bloodhound Gang
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"The Bad Ouch" originally "The Bad Touch"
Pam Tabor
"The Ad Touch" originally "The Bad Touch"
Pam Tabor

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"No Heard Feelings" originally "No Hard Feelings"
Feelings should be seen, not heard.
Rosie Finch
"Ballad Of Chasey Latin" originally "Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Scarlett Lopez
"The Bard Touch" originally "The Bad Touch"
Josh
"The Bald Touch" originally "The Bad Touch"
That Guy Over There
"The Bad Touche" originally "The Bad Touch"
Genevieve

Change a Letter:

"Bad Torch" originally "Bad Touch"
Stinky McStinkface
"No Hard Peelings" originally "No Hard Feelings"
Eat only fruits that are easy to peel.
Marcia Todd
"No Hand Feelings" originally "No Hard Feelings"
Uh, my hands are going numb!
Marcia Todd
"Hell Year" originally "Hell Yeah"
Hopefully next year will be better!
Carmen Nunki
"Dummy Down On This" originally "Yummy Down On This"
Would better fit The Bloodhound Gang.
Mr. nasty

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"My Dad Says That's For Pussies""My Mom Blames All On Donald"Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"The Bad Touch""The Bot Touch"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Bad Touch""The TSA Touch"Immoral Liberal
"Fire Water Burn""Cereal Ode"MO
"The Bad Touch""The Bad Flicks"carly_carlz
"The Ballad Of Chaisey Lain""The Ballad Of Jimmy Pop"Paskkal
"The Bad Touch""The Bad Dates"Below Average Dave
"The Bad Touch""The Harsh Cough"Matthias
"Mope""V.O."Agrimorfee
"Ballad of Chasey Lain""Ballad of Remy Rat"Agrimorfee

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
The Bad TouchMichael Jackson's Neverland RanchBobyBird 7:18
I Hope You DieContract KillingBoby MFn Bird
Why Is Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?Clearisil/OXY-10rockrap
Go DownSafe SexKJ
Bad TouchThe Discovery Channelraprock

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
"I Hope You Die"Your local home for the elderlyDumbAngel
The Bad TouchTiger Wood's Answering Machinecarly_carlz
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloPeace Activists Officedjmskat
Yellow FeverAny Asian-owned businessIngeborg S. Nordén
The Bad TouchChild Molestation HotlineDanielle
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
You Had Me
   Joss Stone
I Hope You Die
   Bloodhound Gang
You Had Me, (Now) I Hope You Die
Wow, that's heavy duty. Hatred. How'd we get to wishing death so fast?
BobyBird 7:18
Shut Up & Kiss Me
   Mary Chapin Carpenter
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
   The Bloodhound Gang
Shut Up & Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
Eric Andrews
Mope
   Bloodhound Gang
While Your Lips Are Still Red
   Nightwish
Mope While Your Lips Are Still Red
Garrison
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
   The Bloodhound Gang
Shut Up
   The Black Eyed Peas
Shut Up and Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
sxxxyx
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Bloodrock Hound Gang
Bloodrock combined with Bloodhound Gang
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Temple Of The Bloodhound Dog Gang
Temple Of The Dog combined with Bloodhound Gang
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
The Sugarhill Bloodhound Gang
The Sugarhill Gang combined with The Bloodhound Gang
Submitted By: Jim Shorts
The Redbone Bloodhound Gang
Redbone combined with The Bloodhound Gang
Submitted By: Raphael

There are additional Bloodhound Gang Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"American Bitches"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you're blowing a Chipwich
Original Lyrics:
So you're blowing up s***, which...
"The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love the kind you clean up with a mother f***ing
Like the lost category of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Original Lyrics:
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
"The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'm Cisco, yes I'm eagle
Original Lyrics:
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert.
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swag baby, swag baby
Sex is a Texas drought, me and you
Original Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought, me and you
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Tracy Elaine I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan,
Original Lyrics:
Dear Chasey Lane I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan,

Story about this misheard lyric by: Tracy Elaine

Due to my name people swear that they are saying my name and think it is hilarious to sing it to me....IT'S NOT! IT GETS OLD! I actually love bloodhound gang music even this song ...as long as it is sung right!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"The Bad Touch"
Better Lyrics:
You and me might be just nothing but mammals
But they don't do it at all on the Discovery Channel
Original Lyrics:
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Submitted by: Sheogorath

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Fire Water Burn"
The Funny Lyrics:
Fire, Water
Burn Mother F***er burn!
Why They're Funny:
Are they running a fire department or a luxury resort?
Submitted by: Celeste
"You're Pretty When I'm Drunk"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're pretty when I'm drunk,
You're pretty when I'm drunk...
Why They're Funny:
Yeah, this was pretty funny.. And even more than that, when my ex-boyfriend sang it to me on the phone, I even thought it was funny then...
Submitted by: MarySue
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"The Bad Touch"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
You and me baby, ain't nothing but mamals,
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.
Why They're Repetitive:
Okay! You're a mammal so give a rest already.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Three Point One Four"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Vagina
Why They're Repetitive:
Once is enough!
Submitted by: Miles
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Why They're Nonsensical:
This is the actual correct lyrics! (didja get the innuendo?) Its sad because it makes so much sense even though its so darn nonsensical! you should try the rest of the song...
Submitted by: Little Sock
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"No Hard Feelings"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'm missing you like a hijacked flight on september 11th
Why They're Inappropriate:
When I first heard this lyric it surprised me of course. Now I didnt lose anyone in that tragedy and Im sorry for anyone who did but hey...its about september 11th in that way...it seems inappropriate to me. But then again...this is what Bloodhound Gang is known for.
Submitted by: Andy
 

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Fire Water Burn"
The Dated Lyrics:
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
Why They're Dated:
Pluto is no longer classified as a planet.
Submitted by: Steve
"The Bad Touch"
The Dated Lyrics:
Yes, I'm Siskel, Yes, I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up
Why They're Dated:
Gene Siskel kicked the bucket, so if they wanted to be accurate now, they'd have to say, "Yes, I'm Ebert, yes, I'm Roeper."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet
Why They're Dirty:
This whole song is sexual innuendos. Ham wallet? You know what that is. and the term whoopee stickshouldn't even need explaining. Even the video has phallic images. Look at the car in the beginning and it is shaped like a bannana. Or something else, hint hint.
Submitted by: Roo
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
The Dirty Lyrics:
innuendo in the end-o my intend-o
Why They're Dirty:
all the lyrics are innuendos for putting a you-know-what in the you-know-where, but this is the line that really got me, haha, almost all the bloodhound songs are like this...i think they may be sex addicts.
Submitted by: Anna!!!!!!
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Dear Chasey Lain"
The Lyrics:
Dear Chasey Lain
I want to explain
I'm your biggest fan
Who They Mention:
Chasey Lain
Submitted by: Tarzan
"Fire Water Burn"
The Lyrics:
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ.
Who They Mention:
Telly Savalas (Kojak)
Submitted by: newrock
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"The Bad Touch"
The Lyrics:
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
Product Brand Name:
Mr. Coffee Coffee Makers
Submitted by: DrMonstaa
"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss"
The Lyrics:
Serious Levis, so tight, can't be classified
Product Brand Name:
Levi jeans
Submitted by: Alex
There are additional product lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Ball Ad Of Chasey Lain" originally "Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor

Song Title Anagrams:

"Save A Pin, Lynn" originally "Pennsylvania"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Spin Any Navel" originally "Pennsylvania"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Navy In Naples" originally "Pennsylvania"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Spy Lena In Van" originally "Pennsylvania"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Envy Anna's Lip" originally "Pennsylvania"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"The Bad Touch"
The Lyrics:
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Why:
Waffle House restaurant chain
Submitted by: Alex
"The Bad Touch"
The Lyrics:
Sweat baby sweat baby s*x is a Texas drought
Why:
Texas
Submitted by: Alex

Songs That Are Banned:

"Yellow Fever"
A song about Jimmy Pop having sex with an Asian woman. Was originally released under the Republic Records label of One Fierce Beer Coaster, but was omitted from the album's re-release under the Geffen Records label two months later for being too graphic.
Submitted by: TurdFerguson
"Yellow Fever"
A song about Jimmy Pop having sex with an Asian woman. Was originally released under the Republic Records label of One Fierce Beer Coaster, but was omitted from the album's re-release under the Geffen Records label two months later for being too graphic.
Submitted by: TurdFerguson
"Foxtroit Uniform Charlie Kilo"
This song is banned by the FCC for sexual references and the fact is NATO code for "f***". The video has also been controversial because its profane sexual content.
Submitted by: Cory

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Wire Botter Fern" originally "Fire Water Burn"
Botter = type of sailing ship used for fishing
Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
"Ballad Of Lacy Chain" originally "Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Submitted by: Flora Rolf

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Lift Your Head Up High and Blow Your Brains Out"
The Lyrics:
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
Why:
This is supposed to be taken tongue-in-cheek, like most of BHG's songs. The second part of the lyric/title totally contradicts the first part. And the happy music masks the true intentions of Jimmy Pop.
Submitted by: Rocky
 

Hidden Tracks:

"Hidden track on Use Your Fingers album"
Track 20 contains the soundtrack from an unidentified gay porno movie. (Ewww!)
Submitted by: Agrimorfee
"Hidden Tracks"
After the final listed track on the album Hooray For Boobies, there are a few tracks of outtakes from the sessions, highlighted by two opera singers trying to sing "Hooray for boobies!" without cracking up.
Submitted by: Agrimorfee

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

The show 3-2-1 Contact
For the segments "The Bloodhound Gang".
Submitted by: Archie C.
Dog food
Submitted by: BECKER

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"Hell Yeah"
The Lyrics:
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in Seven
Why:
Seven is a movie starring Kevin Spacey as a serial killer and Brad Pitt as a cop.
Submitted by: Doggy
There are additional TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics available.

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