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Album cover parody of Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Bloodhound Gang
Parody album cover
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Band Name Origins:

  • Actually 'The Bloodhound Gang' was a segment on the science for kids show '3 2 1 Contact'. It did feature kids solving mysteries, like the OP said, though. Submitted by: bcullman
  • The Bloodhound Gang was kids show PBS where kids solve mysterys Submitted by: Mr.T

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"The Bad Touch"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. - Brian Kelly

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Hang Your Head Down Low (And Smell The Roses)""Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)"Funny
"Bad Torch""Bad Touch"animal
"Dope""Mope"ThrasherZ
"very bad thrush""the bad touch"squiddy
"The Bland Tush""The Bad Touch"pauhead

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"I Touch Myself""The Bad Touch," Bloodhound Ganghekifier
"I Touch Myself""Bad Touch," Bloodhound GangAt least that's what Mom and Dad said. - Ida Ngo
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)""Bad Touch," Bloodhound Gangpoppy
"Touch Of Grey""Bad Touch," Bloodhound Gangrocky
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Bad Ouch" originally "Bad Touch"
I think ALL ouches are bad, lol.
rocky

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"No Heard Feelings" originally "No Hard Feelings"
Feelings should be seen, not heard.
Rosie Finch
"Ballad Of Chasey Latin" originally "Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Scarlett Lopez
"The Bard Touch" originally "The Bad Touch"
Josh
"The Bald Touch" originally "The Bad Touch"
That Guy Over There
"The Bad Touche" originally "The Bad Touch"
Genevieve

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"No Hard Peelings" originally "No Hard Feelings"
Eat only fruits that are easy to peel.
Marcia Todd
"No Hand Feelings" originally "No Hard Feelings"
Uh, my hands are going numb!
Marcia Todd
"Hell Year" originally "Hell Yeah"
Hopefully next year will be better!
Carmen Nunki
"Dummy Down On This" originally "Yummy Down On This"
Would better fit The Bloodhound Gang.
nasty

Song Parody Recordings:

June 11 "You & Me, Betty (Ain't Nothin' But Rubbles)" by Stuart McArthur a parody of "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang
A parody about fictional prehistoric cartoon characters practicing methods of furthering their fictional race. (Performed by Rick Cormier) SoundClick: (Mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"The Ballad Of Chaisey Lain""The Ballad Of Jimmy Pop"Paskkal
"The Bad Touch""The Bad Dates"Below Average Dave
"The Bad Touch""The Harsh Cough"Matthias
"Mope""V.O."Agrimorfee
"Ballad of Chasey Lain""Ballad of Remy Rat"Agrimorfee
"Mope""Dope"Matthias
"The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope""Its The Nauseating Sounds Of M.T.V.'s Slope"Below Average Dave
"Along Comes Mary""Along Comes Stupid"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss""Butt Kiss Butt Kiss Butt Kiss"Rex Ungericht
"Ballad of Chasey Lain""Letter to the Weasleys"Josh 2

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
The Bad TouchMichael Jackson's Neverland RanchBobyBird 7:18
I Hope You DieContract KillingBoby MFn Bird
Why Is Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?Clearisil/OXY-10rockrap
Go DownSafe SexKJ
Bad TouchThe Discovery Channelraprock

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloPeace Activists Officedjmskat
Yellow FeverAny Asian-owned businessIngeborg S. Nordén
The Bad TouchChild Molestation HotlineDanielle
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloThe MilitaryJeffrey Hope
I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get ChicksHomosexual Dating ServiceRelik86
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
You Had Me
   Joss Stone
I Hope You Die
   Bloodhound Gang
You Had Me, (Now) I Hope You Die
Wow, that's heavy duty. Hatred. How'd we get to wishing death so fast?
BobyBird 7:18
Shut Up & Kiss Me
   Mary Chapin Carpenter
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
   The Bloodhound Gang
Shut Up & Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
Eric Andrews
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
   The Bloodhound Gang
Shut Up
   The Black Eye Peas
Shut Up and Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
sxxxyx
I Hope You Die
   Bloodhound Gang
F*** Tha Police
   NWA
I Hope You F*** Tha Police And Die
A heartwrenching tune about the ones you love to HATE! }:-D
BobyBird 7:18
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

The Redbone Bloodhound Gang
Redbone combined with The Bloodhound Gang
Submitted By: Raphael
Three Bloodhound Dog Night Gang
Three Dog Night combined with Bloodhound Gang
Submitted By: Amber Malone
The Pointer And Bloodhound Sisters Gang
The Pointer Sisters combined with Bloodhound Gang
Submitted By: Stephanie Craddock
Spanky And Our Bloodhound Gang
Spanky And Our Gang combined with Bloodhound Gang
Submitted By: Stephanie Craddock

There are additional Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I appreciate it in the butt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd appreciate your input.
"The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
California!
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' horny now!
"Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas swap meet.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a tax, so drop me.
"Mope"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never lose the sight of the other girls sneezing.
Original Lyrics:
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Nintendo
Wii Nintendo, my Nintendo
Original Lyrics:
In lieu of the innuendo
In the end, know my intent, though.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Patrick Versch.

When I first listened to this song, I was shocked. And I went crazy because I thought I was getting paranoid because I couldn't wait the release of the Nintendo WII.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Three Point One Four"
The Funny Lyrics:
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd?
Why They're Funny:
How random is that? gotta love randomness. =p
Submitted by: Jeremy
"Bad Touch"
The Funny Lyrics:
And we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files
Why They're Funny:
its funny coz its true and because why would you want to watch x-files while having sex!! :P
Submitted by: Alex
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"The Bad Touch"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
You and me baby, ain't nothing but mamals,
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.
Why They're Repetitive:
Okay! You're a mammal so give a rest already.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Three Point One Four"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Vagina
Why They're Repetitive:
Once is enough!
Submitted by: Miles
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Why They're Nonsensical:
This is the actual correct lyrics! (didja get the innuendo?) Its sad because it makes so much sense even though its so darn nonsensical! you should try the rest of the song...
Submitted by: Little Sock
"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Pick Up Chick's"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If your ass was a chinese restaurant
I'd have the poo-poo plater
Why They're Nonsensical:
number one ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! number two if it was a restusrant it would be smelly and too small to get into!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! number three poo-poo platers are asorted chinese treats that you burn!!!!!! 4 what the hell were you smoking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by: hamp

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"No Hard Feelings"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'm missing you like a hijacked flight on september 11th
Why They're Inappropriate:
When I first heard this lyric it surprised me of course. Now I didnt lose anyone in that tragedy and Im sorry for anyone who did but hey...its about september 11th in that way...it seems inappropriate to me. But then again...this is what Bloodhound Gang is known for.
Submitted by: Andy
 

Dated Lyrics:

"The Bad Touch"
The Dated Lyrics:
Yes, I'm Siskel, Yes, I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up
Why They're Dated:
Gene Siskel kicked the bucket, so if they wanted to be accurate now, they'd have to say, "Yes, I'm Ebert, yes, I'm Roeper."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
 

Dirty Lyrics:

"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet
Why They're Dirty:
This whole song is sexual innuendos. Ham wallet? You know what that is. and the term whoopee stickshouldn't even need explaining. Even the video has phallic images. Look at the car in the beginning and it is shaped like a bannana. Or something else, hint hint.
Submitted by: Roo
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
The Dirty Lyrics:
innuendo in the end-o my intend-o
Why They're Dirty:
all the lyrics are innuendos for putting a you-know-what in the you-know-where, but this is the line that really got me, haha, almost all the bloodhound songs are like this...i think they may be sex addicts.
Submitted by: Anna!!!!!!
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss"
The Lyrics:
Bobe Hope that I might, one night, stand a chance
Who They Mention:
Bob Hope
Submitted by: Alex
"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss"
The Lyrics:
Copperfield style, abracadabra
Who They Mention:
Magician David Copperfield
Submitted by: Alex
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"The Bad Touch"
The Lyrics:
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
Product Brand Name:
Mr. Coffee Coffee Makers
Submitted by: DrMonstaa
"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss"
The Lyrics:
Serious Levis, so tight, can't be classified
Product Brand Name:
Levi jeans
Submitted by: Alex
There are additional product lyrics available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"The Bad Touch"
The Lyrics:
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Why:
Waffle House restaurant chain
Submitted by: Alex
"The Bad Touch"
The Lyrics:
Sweat baby sweat baby s*x is a Texas drought
Why:
Texas
Submitted by: Alex

Song Title Acrostics:

FUCK: "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
Submitted by: Ari

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Ballad Of Lacy Chain" originally "Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Submitted by: Flora Rolf

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Lift Your Head Up High and Blow Your Brains Out"
The Lyrics:
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
Why:
This is supposed to be taken tongue-in-cheek, like most of BHG's songs. The second part of the lyric/title totally contradicts the first part. And the happy music masks the true intentions of Jimmy Pop.
Submitted by: Rocky
 

Hidden Tracks:

"Hidden track on Use Your Fingers album"
Track 20 contains the soundtrack from an unidentified gay porno movie. (Ewww!)
Submitted by: Agrimorfee
"Hidden Tracks"
After the final listed track on the album Hooray For Boobies, there are a few tracks of outtakes from the sessions, highlighted by two opera singers trying to sing "Hooray for boobies!" without cracking up.
Submitted by: Agrimorfee
"Hell Yeah"
The Lyrics:
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in Seven
Why:
Seven is a movie starring Kevin Spacey as a serial killer and Brad Pitt as a cop.
Submitted by: Doggy
There are additional TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics available.

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