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Frank Zappa/The Mothers of Invention, Frank ZapaI'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow... Submitted by: Rustam
| All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Also known as: Frank Vincent Zappa. Submitted by: Gerhard
Also known as: Francis Vincent Zappa, Jr.. Submitted by: oldrock
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Head" | Zappa appears briefly in this bizarre movie starring The Monkees. He gives some advice about how the movie should be presented while escorting a cow. - Agrimorfee |
| "200 Motels" | - Tim Hall |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Don't Wanna Get Shafted" | "I Don't Wanna Get Drafted" | Sutch |
| "My Guitar Wants To Kill That (Soda) Machine" | "My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama" | Strange Behavior |
| "My Guitar Wants To Kill Osama" | "My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama" | neptunevsmars |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Village Of The Sun," | The Sun has no populated places. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Jewish Princess," | No Jewish royalty since collapse of Hashmonids | Susanna Viljanen |
| "My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama," | Guitars are inanimate objects without desires. | Susanna Viljanen |
| "The Voice of Cheese," | Cheese doesn't talk. | Diddims |
| "Eat That Question," | What's it taste like? | überRegenbogen |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. | ||
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Pop Singer," John Mellencamp | "Bobby Brown," Frank Zappa | |
| "The Cat," Jimmy Smith | "Meow," Frank Zappa | |
| "I'm The Cat," Jackson Browne | "Meow," Frank Zappa | |
| "Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch | "Montana," Frank Zappa | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I Am The Slime" | "I Am The Spam (revised edition)" | Tim Hall |
| "Bobby Brown Goes Down" | "Richard Third the King" | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Bobby Brown Goes Down" | "Richard Third the King" | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Cosmik Debris" | "SCOTUS Decree" | Callmelennie |
| "Catholic Girls" | "Calvinist Girls" | Susanna Viljanen |
| "When The Lie's So Big" | "Ricky Lies So Big" | Jeff in Richmond VA |
| "Montana" | "(Moving to) Medina" | Callmelennie |
| "Montana" | "Lantana" | Callmelennie |
| "Dancin' Fool" | "Absinthe Fool" | John A. Barry |
| "Don't Eat That Yellow Snow" | "Don't Eat That Yellow Snow" | metaphorsbwithu |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| I'm The Slime | You Can't Do That on Television! | The Deke |
| Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? | Condoms | Calvin |
| Pound For a Brown | Ex-Lax | Fatrix |
| T**ties and Beer | Hooters | princejellyfish |
| Brown Shoes Don't Make It | Keds | dave |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Suicide Chump | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug |
| Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? | STD clinic/safer-sex advertisements | Diddims |
| My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama | Musical Instruments Store | Samson and de Lilacs |
| I Have Been In You | Proctologist | Jake Small |
| I Have Been In You | Help For The Sexually Abused | Jake Small |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Hannah Ray Lamontagne | Montana Frank Zappa | Hannah Montana | Gretchen Wieners |
| I'm Glad I'm Jewish Mike Bloomfield | Jewish Princess Frank Zappa | I'm Glad I'm a Jewish Princess | Sutch |
| She's As Beautiful As A Foot Blue Oyster Cult | Stink-Foot Frank Zappa | She's As Beautiful As Stink-Foot | neptunevsmars |
| You Are The Girl The Cars | Valley Girl Frank Zappa | You Are The Valley Girl I didn't know Ric Ocasek liked ditzy blondes... | Cat |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
There are additional Frank Zappa Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy"
Misheard Lyrics: I had a Roger Daltrey capon
Original Lyrics: I had a Roger Daltrey cape on
| "I Have Been In You"
Misheard Lyrics: And while I wasn't shy I might have been hunting the fly or And while I was inside I might have been humping the fly or And while I was inside I might have been harder to find
Original Lyrics: And while I was inside I might have been undignified
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"Flakes"
Misheard Lyrics: Flesh flakes! or Fresh flakes! or Fresh snakes! or Fresh shakes! or French flakes! or Flex! Flex!
Original Lyrics: Flakes! Flakes!
| "Jewish Princess"
Misheard Lyrics: I want a funky little Jewish Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened diaper Original Lyrics: I want a funky litlle Jewish Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
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"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy"
Misheard Lyrics: I had a Roger Daltrey capon
Original Lyrics: I had a Roger Daltrey cape on
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Judith Nicolson While I realised almost immediately what the correct lyrics were, I've never been able to get rid of the image of a chicken strutting around whirling a microphone around its head. |
"San Ber'dino"
The Funny Lyrics: She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago,
His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato. Why They're Funny: The rhyme is funny. Silly that Zappa would compare a guy's looks to a potato.
Submitted by: Daniel Rainey
| "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"
The Funny Lyrics: My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Why They're Funny: Frank Zappa is one of the most insane people ever born...I think he's overrated, but his weirdness lives on in Steve Vai, one of the greatest musicians ever to live. And listening to this song kinda makes my balls hurt...
Submitted by: Chris DeNicola
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"Valley Girl"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Valley girl, she's a valley girl, etc.
Why They're Repetitive: Even though it's really repetitive, it's done quite intelligently. Really, do you enjoy listening to bubbleheads blab and blab about uselessness?
Submitted by: Otto
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"Montana"
The Lyrics: I might be moving to Montana soon...
Why: Because even Zappa wasn't bold enough to move to West Virginia
Submitted by: princejellyfish
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