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Album cover parody of Liberal Animation by Nofx
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This is the most recent information about NOFX that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about NOFX, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Band Name Origins:

  • The band got this name from a band named Negative FX. NOFX wanted to be a band that would be around for a while (Which they have been) and they thought Negitive FX was dumb, because they only put out one album. NOFX uses Effects, such as flange and Ping Pong reverb on songs. It does NOT mean No Effects. Or No Function! Submitted by: Adrian
  • From the official website - The Name "Mike and I use to hang out at his house and listen to all of his punk rock records. We tried to come up with good band names. I said No FX after a band who had put out one record and broken up called Negative FX. Mike agreed that it was the best one so far. There seemed to be a lot of gimmicky bands around at the time. We like to think that our name meant we were against that shit. In 1983 three of the four members were into the straight edge movement following Minor Threat's first single, but we were never a straight edge band, OK?" Submitted by: Stacey

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Don't Go To America""Franco Un-American"Natt

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't),"Can't have it both ways. They either do or don't.Heather Brockwell
"Dinosaurs Will Die,"Not in future tense -- done happened already.Pam Tabor

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go," The Clash"I Don't Want You Around," NOFX
"Say You're Wrong," Julian Lennon"You're Wrong," NOFX

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Please Play His Song On The Radio" originally "Please Play This Song On The Radio"
Tiffany Carriker
"Please Lay This Song On The Radio" originally "Please Play This Song On The Radio"
Tiffany Carriker
"The Separation Of Church And Skat" originally "The Separation Of Church And Skate"
I thought it would be funny to hear NOFX in skat..
Connor

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Dvinosaurs Will Die" originally "Dinosaurs Will Die"
Dvinosaur=type of prehistoric amphibian (no joke!)
Karen Smith
"Dinosaurs Will Dine" originally "Dinosaurs Will Die"
Samantha Wayland
"The Separation Of Church And Skater" originally "The Separation Of Church And Skate"
Tiffany Carriker
"Dinosaurs Will Diet" originally "Dinosaurs Will Die"
is that how they'll become lizards?
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)

Change a Letter:

"Total Summer" originally "Total Bummer"
Heather Brockwell
"Pharmacist's Laughter" originally "Pharmacist's Daughter"
Heather Brockwell
"The Idioms Are Taking Over" originally "The Idiots Are Taking Over"
Bucky Bunny
"Please Slay This Song On The Radio" originally "Please Play This Song On The Radio"
Thessaly Danes

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Bob""Bon"Fack Sabbath
"Linoleum""Concrete"Mang
"Please Play this Song on the Radio""Please Put this Spoof Up on AmIRight"Chris Kilo
"The Decline""Christmas Time (a Holiday Odyssey)"Chris Kilo
"Take Two Placebos and Call Me Lame""Eat Two Hamburgers and Drink Some Beer"Chris Pollman
"Franco Un-American""That's No Way To Go Aussie Public"smeagolsarrived
"Please Play This Song on The Radio""Please Give This Parody all 5's!"Panic Pagoda
"Seperation of Church and Skate""Air Travel Stinks"Panic Pagoda
"Franco Un-American""Georgie Pro-Republican"Ryan Quinn
"Whoops, I OD'd""Whoops, I Agreed"Ryan Quinn

There are additional NOFX song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Idiot Son Of An A**holeAnti-George W. Bush/Dick Cheney advertismentsDiddims
Franco Un-AmericanMexican- American Border ControlBrandon
AlcoholicAlcoholics Anonymouspunkrokker
GonoherpasyphilaidsSTD clinic.floyd.
My VaginaPlastic SurgerySally
There are additional NOFX commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
The DeclineThe RNCAkodo Alex
Don't Call Me WhiteAlbino ClinicAkodo Alex
Vegetarian Mumbo-JumboPETAxravenhartx
Idiot Son of an A**holeAnti-George W. Bush admoshit
Franco Un-AmericanU.S. Citizenship OfficeT-ziggy
There are additional NOFX on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Dirty Sticky Floors
   Dave Gahan
Linoleum
   NoFX
Dirty Sticky Linoleum Floors
Where you'll find Jim Cramer drinking cheap Scotch
Todd W. Zimmerman
Revolution
   The Beatles
Franco Un-American
   NOFX
Franco's Un-American Revolution
Flux 7
American Woman
   The Guess Who
Franco Un-American
   NOFX
Franco (Un-American Woman)
Scary!
o
The Idiots Are Taking Over
   NOFX
Aliens Exist
   Blink 182
The Aliens Are Taking Over
Douglas Bucksworth aka D.B.
There are additional NOFX duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

NomeansNOFX
Nomeansno combined with NOFX
Submitted By: Dave
INFX
INXS combined with NOFX
Submitted By: Rocky Balboa Constrictor
NOXS
INXS combined with NOFX
Submitted By: Marcus Nieman
NOPX
NOFX combined with MXPX
Submitted By: melissa

Misheard Lyrics:

"Franco Un-American"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wear Ted Koppel's shoes
Original Lyrics:
I wear uncomfortable shoes
"Franco Un-American"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never thought about the uterus, it made me feel small
Original Lyrics:
I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small
"The Seperation of Church and Skate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our hatred of Authority.
Our base of place displaced money
Some may things about stuff
Forget the h***, you freakin' suck
You killed the owl, you freeze a dove.
Replace shamble and rocky arcs,
When did Punk Rock become so safe?
These funky brand is all the same
We want our fights we want our thugs,
We want our birth, we want our drugs
Why is the violinist placed by me
These ******* records rated G!
When did Punk Rock become so safe?
Original Lyrics:
Our hatred of authority,
Our fight against complacency
Stop singing songs 'bout girls and love!
You killed the owl! You freed the dove!
Confrontation and politics
Replaced with harmonies and shticks
When did punk rock become so tame?
These *** bands all sound the same
We want our fights we want our thugs!
We want our burns we want our drugs!
Where is the violent apathy?!
These *** records are rated G!
When did punk rock become so safe?!
"Linoleum"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a tiny blob who p***es on my floor.
Original Lyrics:
And a dog named Dog who p***es on my floor.
There are additional NOFX misheard lyrics available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Shut Up Already"
The Funny Lyrics:
i'm tired of your whining about poor animals dying, and the food they are supplying.
cause if a big animal had a chance he wouldn't take a second glance, he would eat you up.
Why They're Funny:
big animals eating vegetarians.
Submitted by: Jeff Alcohol
"Vanilla Sex"
The Funny Lyrics:
Don't ever take away from me, my pornography...
Why They're Funny:
Well... lyric it'self maybe isn't to funny (but oh so nice) but I made a little video to the Rancid version of it, and right there my headmaster (no you didn't read wrong) steals Lars pornomagasine... so I always laugh at that point
Submitted by: Em
There are additional NOFX Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Sticken' In My Eye"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
EYE got something sticken' in my eye!
EYE got something sticken' in my eye!
EYE got something sticken' in my eye!
Why They're Repetitive:
Look at them...
Submitted by: Wade
"Six Pack Girls"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Six pack girls
Six pack girls
Six pack girls
Why They're Repetitive:
I love nofx, but this is the whole song! Couldn't they of put one more sentence in this song?! Something like:'six back hurls'? Nah, that doesn't even make sense.
Submitted by: mc5
There are additional NOFX repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Soul Doubt"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I stick my head out of the window when it's closed
instead of air I feel glass
Why They're Nonsensical:
nofx are a great band but why would anyone put their head through a glass window when it's closed?
Submitted by: mc5
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Idiots Are Taking Over"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Darwin's rolling over in his coffin
'Cause the fittest are surviving much less often
Now everything seems to be reversing
And it's worsening
Why They're Misrhymed:
Wow. Two appalling rhymes in four lines - that's quite a feat. You can almost make 'coffin' rhyme with 'oftin' (if you're a Kiwi), but 'reversing' doesn't rhyme with 'worsening' in *any* accent.
Submitted by: Red Tim
"Please Play This Song On the Radio"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Almost every line is sung in time
And almost every line ends in a rim
Why They're Misrhymed:
Deliberately misrhymed but funny
Submitted by: Joe
There are additional NOFX misrhymed lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Fun Things to F***"
The Lyrics:
f*** the front door, F*** the back f*** the good girls with the knack f*** the government until they f*** you back f*** a muslim, f*** a jew f***fans of blink 182 that's illegal if you're born before 83 f*** a bean cheese burrito, f*** a bowl of cookie dough
Who They Mention:
Blink 182
Submitted by: Rob
 

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"no-ef-eks
Sounds like "no effects".
Submitted by: B1982

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Herojuana"
The Made Up Words:
Herojuana
Comments:
Submitted by: megan g
 

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Decline, The" Length: 18:19
The Decline... Awesome song by NOFX... awefully long though.
Submitted by: Julie

Super Short Pop Songs:

"F*** The Kids II" Length: 0:05
Super short. Super awesome! LYRICS: "F*** the kids, f*** the kids, f*** the kids!"
Submitted by: Erika
"No Fun In Fundamentalism" Length: 1.52
kinda crude but i love this song!
Submitted by: Lauryn

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