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Fun Music Information -> Cannibal Corpse
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Stupid Band Names:
- Once someone is a corpse, it can't be a cannibal anymore. In fact, it can't eat anything. Submitted by: Hardrock Harry
New Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Golf Instructor" | He was fired during the recording of an album and severed all ties with the band. - Tommy |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Cannibal Corps | Cannibals' own military branch? | Francesca Burleson |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Priests Of Saddam" | "Priests Of Sodom" | Lori Tirol |
| "Dormant Buddies Bursting" | "Dormant Bodies Bursting" | Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit |
| "Door Mat Bodies Bursting" | "Dormant Bodies Bursting" | Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit |
| "Make Them Cipher" | "Make Them Suffer" | Lori Tirol |
| "Make Them Safer" | "Make Them Suffer" | Lori Tirol |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Split Wide Pen" originally "Split Wide Open"
Francesca Burleson
"Slit Wide Open" originally "Split Wide Open"
Karen Smith
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Make Theme Suffer" originally "Make Them Suffer"
Stallion High Wine
"Split Wider Open" originally "Split Wide Open"
Big Rip Van Winkle
"Splint Wide Open" originally "Split Wide Open"
Big Rip Van Winkle
Change a Letter:
"Split Wide Oven" originally "Split Wide Open"
Faith Spencer
"Split Hide Open" originally "Split Wide Open"
Francesca Burleson
"Make Them Surfer" originally "Make Them Suffer"
Stallion High Wine
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Hammer Smashed Face" | "Santa Claus Beard" | Dylan Baranski |
| "Make Them Suffer" | "Make The Sofa" | Salman |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| I C** Blood | STD Prevention product | blu alert |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Inhumane Harvest | Farm | Blenis |
| Bloodstained Cement | Sidewalk Cleanup | Blenis |
| Followed Home Then Killed | Bodyguard Hiring | Blenis |
| Submerged In Boiling Flesh | Kitchen | Blenis |
| Sentenced To Burn | Supreme Court | Blenis |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Eye Of The Beholder Metallica | Coffinfeeder Cannibal Corpse | Eye Of The Coffinfeeder | TRENDKILL6024 |
| Hammer Smashed Face Cannibal Corpse | Poker Face Lady Gaga | Hammer Smashed Poker Face Just imagine-Cannibal Lady GaGa Corpse | Flash Flood |
| Dormant Bodies Bursting Cannibal Corpse | Dead Bodies Everywhere Korn | Dead Dormant Bodies Bursting Everwhere | Patrick |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Fine Young Cannibal Corpses
Fine Young Cannibals combined with Cannibal Corpse
Submitted By: Raphael
Everything But The Cannibal Girl Corpse
Everything But The Girl combined with Cannibal Corpse
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Cannibal Rhythm Corpse
Cannibal Corpse combined with Rhythm Corps
Submitted By: Peggy Pollock
Misheard Lyrics:
"I C*m Blood"
Misheard Lyrics: Surging Syrup
I'm a Stew Original Lyrics: Surging serum
On my skin | "Priests of Sodom"
Misheard Lyrics: Grease of sauna, press on
Original Lyrics: Priests of Sodom preside
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"Make Them Suffer"
Misheard Lyrics: Make them supper!
Make them supper! Make them supper! Make them supper! Original Lyrics: Make them suffer!
Make them suffer! Make them suffer! Make them suffer! | "Sentenced to Burn"
Misheard Lyrics: Turning all the people into a pedophile
Washing machine Original Lyrics: Throwing all the people in a pit of fire
Watching the sheep |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Priests of Sodom"
Misheard Lyrics: Grease of sauna, press on
Original Lyrics: Priests of Sodom preside
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Blenis The most relaxing death metal song that is used in saunas. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Scary Song Lyrics:
"Stripped, Raped And Strangled"
The Lyrics: She was so beautiful
I had to kill her Why: if you think you're ugly this might make you feel better...
Submitted by: Rynn
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Song Title Space Change:
"Dormant Bo Dies Bursting" originally "Dormant Bodies Bursting"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Dorm Ant Bodies Bursting" originally "Dormant Bodies Bursting"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Absolute Hat Red" originally "Absolute Hatred"
Submitted by: American Idle
Song Title Anagrams:
"Oddball Son" originally "Bloodlands"
Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris
"Blond Loads" originally "Bloodlands"
Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris
"No Bad Dolls" originally "Bloodlands"
Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris
"No Bad Bolls" originally "Bloodlands"
Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris
Songs That Are Banned:
"All songs"
Banned in Australia and Germany...for everything about them.
Submitted by: dxman
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Wits Plied Open" originally "Split Wide Open"
Submitted by: Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Corn In A Basket" originally "Born In A Casket"
Submitted by: Marge Pegram
"Salary Of Goo Aside" originally "Gallery Of Suicide"
Submitted by: Terror Reid
