Fun Music Information -> Mariah Carey

Album cover parody of Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel by Mariah Carey
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

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Mariah Carey & Jay-Z

Music Quotes:

A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is,
and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time.
Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Music Jokes:

What do you call a female pop star with bad teeth?
Mariah Caries
Submitted by: Matthew Whitaker
What do you call a woman with 5 dicks?
Mariah Carey and Westlife.
Submitted by: Ben C

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Maria Nunez. Submitted by: Azya

Also known as: Maria Nunez. Submitted by: lylap

Performer Nick Names:

Known informally as: Mimi. Submitted by: Alex

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Glitter"Not well received by critics. - shepop

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Mariah Cash N. CareyShe is a cash cow now.MOR
Mariah CryShe's too whiney, anyway!Niko

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Feel Under The Weather""We Belong Together"kookie munster
"pigeon or dove""vision of love"michell
"Through The Pain""Through The Rain"NuGGaH

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"When Will I Be Loved?""Someday," Mariah CareySerafina
"Oh Babe, What Would You Say""Say Somethin'," Mariah CareyKathy
"Merry Christmas Darling""All I Want For Christmas Is You," Mariah CareyKathy
"How Long?""Forever," Mariah Careynally
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Thank God I Fund You" originally "Thank God I Found You"
Your Mother
"Anytime You Need A Fiend" originally "Anytime You Need A Friend"
George Straitjacket
"Motions" originally "Emotions"
Eric Andrews

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Slay Somethin'" originally "Say Somethin'"
Ava Murphy
"Emoticons" originally "Emotions"
redsimba

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Vision Of Dove" originally "Vision Of Love"
A song for those craving chocolate candy?
Alina
"Shave It Off" originally "Shake It Off"
Mariah doesn't like stubble on her men?
George
"I Don't Wanna Try" originally "I Don't Wanna Cry"
Serafina
"Without Lou" originally "Without You"
She can't live, if living is without Lou.
Eac Zeffron
"I Don't Wanna Pry" originally "I Don't Wanna Cry"
Regina Haniger

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Recordings:

July 8 "Don’t Touch My Solo" by Nixon Lee a parody of "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey
This is a hilarious brand new really funny parody song of Mariah Carey's Touch My Body. It talks about a lead singer in a group taking full spotlight and the impending doom of the members. www.youtube.com: (FLV) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"All I Want For Christmas Is You""Ahmadinejad Is A Jew"Phil Alexander
"Obsessed""Distressed"Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
"Dreamlover""2009 Dollar General 200 Recap Song (NNS)"Jay Jianoran
"All I Want For Christmas Is You""I Do Not Want Christmas At All"Phil Alexander
"Touch My Body""Don't Touch My Solo"Nixon Lee
"All I Want For Christmas Is You""All I Want In Bond Films Is Q"Phil Alexander
"All I Want For Christmas Is You""Praying For A Christmas Without You"Rick L.
"All I Want For Christmas Is You""All I've Got For Christmas Is Sued"Kristof Robertson
"Shake It Off""Burn It Off"R.K.
"All I Want For Christmas is You""All I Wanna Do I Kill Them [Stewie's X-Mas Song]"J.Marie

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Fly Like A BirdRed Bull Energy DrinkrOrO
Through The RainWindshield Wipers, Umbrellas, or PonchosSalma
Shake It OffHead and Shoulders/Any dandruff shampooFault
Fourth Of JulyFireworksCandi
Dream LoverMatch MakingCandi
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Touch My BodyiPod touchanonymous
Touch My BodyRape Counseling Hotlinequagworth
HeartbreakerCardiologistbeen_a_son
I Don't Wanna CryZoloftLiz
Say Somethin'Speech Therapy Centreprimjit
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Shut Up And Drive
   Rihanna
Say Somethin'
   Mariah Carey
Shut Up And Say Somethin'
Foofoo
Double Vision
   Foreigner
Vision Of Love
   Mariah Carey
Double Vision Of Love
The more love, the better.
hybrid
Things Can Only Get Better
   Howard Jones
Without You
   Mariah Carey
Things Can Only Get Better Without You
So go away!
Edward
Anytime, Anyplace
   Janet Jackson
Anytime You Need A Friend
   Mariah Carey
Anytime, Anyplace You Need A Friend
red simba
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Cash & Carey
Rosanne Cash combined with Mariah Carey
Submitted By: Rash Dipdock

Misheard Lyrics:

"Touch My Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me ride your face
Just a little taste
Original Lyrics:
All around your waste
Just a little taste
"I'm That Chick"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like that ooh-wee you fiendin'
to blaze up and taste me,
got flavor like ice cream,
'cause I'm a chicken leg.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like that ooh-wee you fiendin'
to blaze up and taste me,
got flavor like ice cream,
'cause I'm that chick you like.
"I'm That Chick"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm homeless and Nineteen
Original Lyrics:
Or Hallucinating
"Touch My Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me rub my face
All around your waist.
Original Lyrics:
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Shake You Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy, I got a sugar roll.
Original Lyrics:
Boy, I gotta shake you off.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Buena

Really?! What was I thinking? Well... I thought she was saying how sweet she was and how some guy was really gonna miss her. Sometimes, when I hear the song, I still sing my originally misheard lyrics.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Heartbreaker"
Better Lyrics:
Slave driver you crack the whip at me,
If I do not pick cotton consistently,
Oh why did you have to go and purchase me?
And I just knew right from the start,
You'd abuse me after dark
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker you've got the best of me,
but I just keep on coming back incessantly,
Oh why did you have to run your game on me?
I should have known right from the start,
you'd go and break my heart
Submitted by: Brady Turner

Funny Lyrics:

"Obsessed"
The Funny Lyrics:
See right through you like you're bathing in windex
Why They're Funny:
Wtf??? so if you use generic widow cleaner she won't see right through you???
Submitted by: Rob Waters
"We Belong Together"
The Funny Lyrics:
...Wait a minute, this is too deep. I gotta change the station, so I turn the dial.
Why They're Funny:
Dont slow down.......... keep going.
Submitted by: MH
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Bliss"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
On and on...
Why They're Repetitive:
First of all, Mariah is copying Minnie Riperton. Second of all, it makes my Mom mad at Mariah's whiney voice when I listen to her (I have this CD). Third of all, Mariah repeats this, like, 80 times in this over 5 minute long song. It takes up almost all the time and makes me go crazy.
Submitted by: Amy
"Without You"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I can't live
Why They're Repetitive:
If you can't live, why aren't you dead?
Submitted by: Misty
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"It's Like That"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Them chickens is ash
and I'm lotion
Why They're Nonsensical:
This is weird. Maybe she's saying that everybody in the room is dried up and she's still smooth and 'got it'? Is everybody at the party cowards?
Submitted by: Corey
"Heartbreaker"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Hey, you gotta bounce to this like this
You're almost kinda watching this
Why They're Nonsensical:
im sorry what? 'you gotta bounce like this'? well, im sorry but i just cant bounce like that! what the heck is going on here? 'youre almost kinda watching this'? how can one almost kinda watch something, you either are or arent! but hey this is mariah!
Submitted by: chrissy
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Cry Baby"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:

So it's 5 AM and

I still can't sleep

Took some medicine

But it's not working ...

Later in the song...

Sipping Bailey's Cream

By the stereo

Trying to find relief

On the radio
Why They're Inappropriate:
She can sleep just fine! She just doesn't want to... She took some medicine to help her sleep then chased it with Bailey's Cream She's high as a kite she don't wanna sleep!
Submitted by: Soulhajbunny
"It's Like That"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
It's a special occasion - Mimi's emancipation
Why They're Inappropriate:
One of the ultimate irritants of any song is when the artist name-drops or at least alludes to the album title for no reason whatsoever and little Mariah here is no exception. I bet if I listen next time I'll hear someone in the background saying 'available in all record shops now!' afterwards.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Dirty Lyrics:

"Honey"
The Dirty Lyrics:
And it's just like honey
When your love comes over me
Oh baby I've got a dependency
Always strung out for another taste of your honey
It's like honey when it washes over me
You know sugar never ever was so sweet
And I'm dying for you cryin' for you I adore you
One hit of your love addicted me
Now I'm strung out on you darlin'
Don't you see every night and day
I can hardly wait for another taste of honey
Honey I can't describe how good it feels inside
Why They're Dirty:
Mariah has never clarified what this song is truly about.....and come on! Mariah talking about how sweet her lover tastes? 'Honey comes over me'? 'How good it feels inside'? The song sounds like it's about being a sex addict in several ways. I was 13 yrs old when that song came out, and even then, I was a bit perplexed, thinking, 'I know she changed her image to be all hip-hop and edgy, but that's way too sexual!'. Definitely one of her dirtiest songs...not that it's a bad thing!
Submitted by: Fi0na
"Babydoll"
The Dirty Lyrics:
I wanna be your babydoll
Wrap me up nice and tight
Love me through the night
Come lay me down
Enfold me in your arms
Why They're Dirty:
Mariah sure changed after she got seperated from her ex-husband.
Submitted by: Candi

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Obsessed"
The Lyrics:
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex,
Seein' right through you like you're bathin' in Windex.
Who They Mention:
Napoleon Bonaparte
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"We Belong Together"
The Lyrics:
I can't sleep at night
When you are on my mind
Bobby Womack's on the radio saying to me
'If you think you're lonely now'
Wait a minute this is too deep,
to deep, I gotta change the station
so I turn the dial tryin to catch a break
and then I hear babyface
Who They Mention:
Bobby Womack, Babyface
Submitted by: Majesticreign
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Obsessed"
The Lyrics:
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex,
Seein' right through you like you're bathin' in Windex.
Product Brand Name:
Windex window cleaner
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"It's Like That"
The Lyrics:
I cam to have a party
Open off the Bacardi
Product Brand Name:
Bacardi
Submitted by: bob
There are additional product lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"For The Record"
The Song Lyrics:
For the record
You'll always be a part of me
No matter what you do
And for the record
Can't nobody say
I didn't give my all to you
And for the record
I told you underneath the stars
That you belong to me
And for the record
It's obvious that we
Just can't let go of us
Honey
Song They Mention:
My All; Underneath The Stars; Can't Let Go; Honey...all of which are songs of hers
Submitted by: Foofoo
"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
The Song Lyrics:
They're singing "Deck The Halls"
But it's not like Christmas at all.
Song They Mention:
Deck The Halls
Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
There are additional Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"M Y'all" originally "My All"
How James Bond's boss introduces herself?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Her O" originally "Hero "
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"So Me Day" originally "Someday"
New title sounds like a song Mariah might sing.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Love Takes Tim E." originally "Love Takes Time"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"e-Motions" originally "Emotions"
Mariah's been on the internet?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

There are additional Song Title Space Change available.

Band Name Anagrams:

Chimaera Ray Submitted by: Alison Runyon
Two cartilaginous fishes!

Song Title Anagrams:

"The Bono Greet Glew" originally "We Belong Together"
Submitted by: Dongquan

Song Title Acrostics:

MILF: "Make It Last Forever"
Without kids?
Submitted by: Foofoo
AIL: "Alone in Love"
Submitted by: Erin
FLAB: "Fly Like a Bird"
Submitted by: redsimba

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Chime At Thick" originally "I'm That Chick"
Submitted by: Eva Cave

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Obsessed"
2009 film w/ Idris Elba and Ali Larter
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

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