Fun Music Information -> Alan Jackson
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Allen Jackson, Allan JacksonBetter Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Don't Press The Nuke Dot" | "Don't Rock The Jukebox" | Country |
| "Where Were You When Earth's Core Stopped Rotating" | "Where Were You When The Earth Stopping Moving" | Matt Donnelly |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?," | Wouldn't happen; nor could anyone survive to sing. | Matt Donnelly |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "I Believe I Can Fly" | "Gone Crazy," Alan Jackson | Edward |
| "R.O.C.K. In The U.S.A." | "Don't Rock The Jukebox," Alan Jackson | Edward |
| "I Love Rock And Roll" | "Don't Rock The Jukebox," Alan Jackson | Edward |
| "If I Never See Your Face Again" | "That'd Be Alright," Alan Jackson | hekifier |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Good Tim" originally "Good Time"
Edward
"Topical Depression" originally "Tropical Depression"
Regina Olsen
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Don't Frock The Jukebox" originally "Don't Rock The Jukebox"
Because the Jukeboxes don't wear clothes!
George Straitjacket
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Don't Lock The Jukebox" originally "Don't Rock The Jukebox"
rebecca
"Chafing That Neon Rainbow" originally "Chasing That Neon Rainbow"
Lydia Helton
"Chasing That Noon Rainbow" originally "Chasing That Neon Rainbow"
Rainbows at noon are very rare.
Lydia Helton
"Tropical Repression" originally "Tropical Depression"
Raphael
"Don't Rock The Pukebox" originally "Don't Rock The Jukebox"
Lindsay Lowhound
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Good Time" | "Cat Fight" | TJC |
| "Small Town Southern Man" | "Small Town Southern Man" | Cackle |
| "It Must Be Love" | "I Must Be Sane" | Leprechaun |
| "Monday Morning Church" | "Tall and Frightening Lurch" | Matthias |
| "Don't Rock The Jukebox" | "Don't Rap It's Bull-Crap" | Matthias |
| "Chattahoochie" | "Shitty Poochie" | James Squire |
| "Mercury Blues" | "Volvo Blues" | James Squire |
| "Everything I Love Is Killing Me" | "Won't Need My Money When I Die" | Tim Mayfield |
| "Everything I Love Is Killing Me" | "Every Doc I Owe Is Billing Me" | Tim Mayfield |
| "Tropical Depression" | "Constant, Deep Depression" | Sad Cutter |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Bluer Than That | Prozac | Ed |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Tropical Depression | Jamaica Department Of Tourism | Edward |
| Tropical Depression | Depression helpline | Edward |
| Monday Morning Church | Funeral Home | Billy Boyd |
| Mercury Blues | Car Other Than Mercury | ??? |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Already Gone Sugarland | Gone Crazy Alan Jackson | Already Gone Crazy | Edward |
| Walking After Midnight Patsy Cline | Midnight In Montgomery Alan Jackson | Walking After Midnight In Montgomery | Arlene Titshaw |
| I Hate Everything George Strait | Everything I Love Alan Jackson | I Hate Everything I Love Okay, that's just wrong on so many levels | Ed |
| She's Got You Patsy Cline | Chasing That Neon Rainbow Alan Jackson | She's Got You Chasing That Neon Rainbow | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Alan Jackson 5
Alan Jackson combined with The Jackson 5
The scary thing is that Al is blacker than Michael these days.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Misheard Lyrics:
"Gone Country"
Misheard Lyrics: She's gone country, look at them boobs
Original Lyrics: She's gone country, look at them boots
| "Chattahoochee"
Misheard Lyrics: We laid rubber on a Georgia a** farm.
Original Lyrics: Well, we laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt.
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"Gone Country"
Misheard Lyrics: Says 'I'm a simple girl myself
Threw up on Long Island'. Original Lyrics: Says 'I'm a simple girl myself
Grew up on Long Island.' | "Gone Country"
Misheard Lyrics: He's been writing songs
Speaking out against welcoming Cribbage. Original Lyrics: He's been writing songs
Speaking out against wealth and privilege. |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Chattahoochee"
Misheard Lyrics: We laid rubber on a Georgia a** farm.
Original Lyrics: Well, we laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Bridget My friend Liz actually thought this for years and was afraid to sing it in front of her parents. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Pop A Top"
Better Lyrics:
Pop a squat again!
Original Lyrics:
Pop a top again!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Funny Lyrics:
"This Must Be Love"
The Funny Lyrics: First I get cold, then hot, 'Think I'm on fire, but I'm not
Why They're Funny: this cracks me up every time i hear it. I'm so glad he's not actually on fire!
Submitted by: Dora
| "It's Alright To Be A Redneck"
The Funny Lyrics: It's alright to be a redneck
It's alright to drive around in a dirty ol' truck Catch a bunch of fish & shoot a bunch of duck Why They're Funny: Totally describes the town I live in.
Submitted by: PineyChica
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Countryboy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Bucket seats, soft as baby’s new butt Lockin’ hubs, that’ll take you through a deep rut
Why They're Nonsensical: Because locking and unlocking hubs are just to engage/disengage 4-wheel drive, not to improve traction. In that case it would be Locking gear differential that would get you through the deep rut.
Submitted by: Levi
| "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere Why They're Nonsensical: That's not true...it might be 4:30 or 5:30 somewhere, but if it's 12:30 where you are, it can't possibly be 5:00 anywhere!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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Insincere Lyrics:
"I Don't Even Know Your Name"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'm married to a waitress
I don't even know her name. Why They're Insincere: How can you marry a man or a woman whose name you don't know? It seems the waitress married Alan against his will.
Submitted by: Donald Phillips
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Chattahoochie"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt
We got a little crazy but we never got caught ... But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was A lot about livin' and a little 'bout love Why They're Misrhymed: There are even more bad rhymes in this song, but these are enough for now.
Submitted by: Kathy
| "Where I Come From"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I was chasin' sun on 101
Somewhere around Ventura Lost a Universal Joint And I had to use my finger Why They're Misrhymed: 'Ventura sounds' nothing like 'finger', Alan, what were you thinking?
Submitted by: Mr. Sally
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| There are additional misrhymed lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Don't Rock the Jukebox"
The Lyrics: Don't rock the jukebox
Wanna hear some Jones My heart ain't ready For the Rolling Stones Who They Mention: (George) Jones, The Rolling Stones
Submitted by: crazydon
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Mercury Blues"
The Lyrics: Well, if I had money I tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown Buy a Mercury or two
Product Brand Name: The entire song praises Mercury cars.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
| "Mercury Blues"
The Lyrics: I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.
Product Brand Name: Ford Mercury automobile
Submitted by: Carolee
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Like Red on a Rose"
Opening Lines: Like red on a rose. Your lips first smiled at me.
Comments: Submitted by: Anonymous1337
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Chattahoochee"
The Made Up Words: Hoochie Coochie
Comments: Submitted by: Chris Duncan
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Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
""Chattahoochee""
The Lyrics: Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
Why: The Chattahoochee River in Georgia
Submitted by: Michael D.
| "Who Says You Can't Have It All"
The Lyrics: I'm lord and master of a fool's Taj Mahal, oh who says you can't have it all.
Why: The Taj Mahal in Agra India.
Submitted by: Edward
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"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)?"
The Lyrics: Did you turn off that violent old movie you were watching
And turn on "I Love Lucy" reruns? Why: Alan is singing about taking comfort in the old "I Love Lucy" TV show.
Submitted by: Kathy
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