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Fun Music Information -> Alan Jackson

This is the most recent information about Alan Jackson that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Alan Jackson, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Allen Jackson, Allan Jackson

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Don't Press The Nuke Dot""Don't Rock The Jukebox"Country
"Where Were You When Earth's Core Stopped Rotating""Where Were You When The Earth Stopping Moving"Matt Donnelly

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?,"Wouldn't happen; nor could anyone survive to sing.Valerie Cameron

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Rain," The Beatles"Rainy Day In June," Alan Jackson
"Weatherman Says," Jack Wagner"Rainy Day In June," Alan Jackson
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi"Chattahoochee," Alan Jackson
"I Am The Walrus," The Beatles"Gone Crazy," Alan Jackson
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Good Tie" originally "Good Time"
Candy Welty
"God Time" originally "Good Time"
Candy Welty
"One Country" originally "Gone Country"
Jen
"I Don't Even Know Our Name" originally "I Don't Even Know Your Name"
Yvette Bristle
"Gone County" originally "Gone Country"
Karen Smith

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Tall Tall Threes" originally "Tall Tall Trees"
Edward
"Good Timer" originally "Good Time"
Karen Smith
"Don't Frock The Jukebox" originally "Don't Rock The Jukebox"
Because the Jukeboxes don't wear clothes!
George Straitjacket

Change a Letter:

"Don't Lock The Jukebox" originally "Don't Rock The Jukebox"
rebecca
"Chafing That Neon Rainbow" originally "Chasing That Neon Rainbow"
Lydia Helton
"Chasing That Noon Rainbow" originally "Chasing That Neon Rainbow"
Rainbows at noon are very rare.
Lydia Helton
"Tropical Repression" originally "Tropical Depression"
Raphael
"Don't Rock The Pukebox" originally "Don't Rock The Jukebox"
Lindsay Lowhound

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Wanted""Wanted Needed"Nan Patrick
"Pop A Top Again""Punch The Clock Again"Nan Patrick
"It's Five O'Clock Somewhere""My Morale's Gone Somewhere"Michael T. Mondak
"Small Town Southern Man""New York Jewish Man"Baltimore resident
"Good Time""Cat Fight"TJC
"Small Town Southern Man""Small Town Southern Man"Cackle
"It Must Be Love""I Must Be Sane"Leprechaun
"Monday Morning Church""Tall and Frightening Lurch"Matthias
"Don't Rock The Jukebox""Don't Rap It's Bull-Crap"Matthias
"Chattahoochie""Shitty Poochie"James Squire

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Bluer Than ThatProzacEd

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Tropical DepressionJamaica Department Of TourismEdward
Tropical DepressionDepression helplineEdward
Monday Morning ChurchFuneral HomeBilly Boyd
Mercury BluesCar Other Than Mercury???

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Waiting For A Star To Fall
   Boy Meets Girl
Dallas
   Alan Jackson
Waiting For A Dallas Star to Fall
It can be possible if he hits the ice.
Catch
I Should've Been A Cowboy
   Toby Keith
Dallas
   Alan Jackson
I Should've Been A Dallas Cowboy
or a Detroit Lion!
Edward
Already Gone
   Sugarland
Gone Crazy
   Alan Jackson
Already Gone Crazy
Edward
Walking After Midnight
   Patsy Cline
Midnight In Montgomery
   Alan Jackson
Walking After Midnight In Montgomery
Arlene Titshaw
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Alan Jackson 5
Alan Jackson combined with The Jackson 5
The scary thing is that Al is blacker than Michael these days.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars

Misheard Lyrics:

"www.memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
At www.memory
I'll be waiving for you patiently
If you feel the meat, just click on meat
At www.memory
Original Lyrics:
At www.memory
I'll be waiting for you patiently
If you feel the need, just click on me
At www.memory
"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where were you when the world stopped churning on that September day?
Original Lyrics:
Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day?
"Where I Come From"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was rollin' wheels and shiftin' gears
Around that dirty turnpike
When Marty stopped me with his gun
Ten minutes after midnight
Said sir you broke the lemon in that rusty old truck
I don't know about that accident, son
Just where did you come from
Original Lyrics:
Well I was rollin' wheels and shiftin' gears
'Round that Jersey Turnpike
When Barney stopped me with his gun
Ten minutes after midnight
Said sir you broke the limit in that rusty ol' truck
I don't know about that accent son
Just where do you come from
"Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
They built a barn that's strong enough to stand the test of time
Original Lyrics:
They built a bond that's strong enough to stand the test of time
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where were you when the world stopped churning on that September day?
Original Lyrics:
Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day?

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

Song dedicated to the 9/11 attacks.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Dallas"
Better Lyrics:
I took her out of Florida
When she was just a girl
But old Georgia and me
Couldn't take Florida out of her

Oh how I wish Tampa was in Georgia
If I could move Florida north
Then she'd be here with me
Then nothin' else would come between the two of us
If Tampa was in Georgia

I go the inspiration for these lyrics when I heard the song "Dallas" and long after I moved to Atlanta from Tampa. I long to be in Tampa and I really miss living there, and I have a lot of good memories of living there. And that's where I got the inspiration to write these lyrics.
Original Lyrics:
I took her out of Texas
When she was just a girl
But old Tennessee and me
Couldn't take Texas out of her

Oh how I wish Dallas was in Tennessee
If I could move Texas east
Then she'd be here with me
Then nothin' else would come between the two of us
If Dallas was in Tennessee
Submitted by: Isac
"Pop A Top"
Better Lyrics:
Pop a squat again!
Original Lyrics:
Pop a top again!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"This Must Be Love"
The Funny Lyrics:
First I get cold, then hot, 'Think I'm on fire, but I'm not
Why They're Funny:
this cracks me up every time i hear it. I'm so glad he's not actually on fire!
Submitted by: Dora
"It's Alright To Be A Redneck"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's alright to be a redneck
It's alright to drive around in a dirty ol' truck
Catch a bunch of fish & shoot a bunch of duck
Why They're Funny:
Totally describes the town I live in.
Submitted by: PineyChica

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere
Why They're Nonsensical:
That's not true...it might be 4:30 or 5:30 somewhere, but if it's 12:30 where you are, it can't possibly be 5:00 anywhere! (Unless he means 5:30, which is during the five o'clock hour, but he didn't specify that, so we, the listener(s), can't be sure.)
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"Countryboy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Bucket seats, soft as baby’s new butt Lockin’ hubs, that’ll take you through a deep rut
Why They're Nonsensical:
Because locking and unlocking hubs are just to engage/disengage 4-wheel drive, not to improve traction. In that case it would be Locking gear differential that would get you through the deep rut.
Submitted by: Levi

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"I Don't Even Know Your Name"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I'm married to a waitress
I don't even know her name.
Why They're Insincere:
How can you marry a man or a woman whose name you don't know? It seems the waitress married Alan against his will.
Submitted by: Donald Phillips
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Chattahoochie"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt
We got a little crazy but we never got caught ...
But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was
A lot about livin' and a little 'bout love
Why They're Misrhymed:
There are even more bad rhymes in this song, but these are enough for now.
Submitted by: Kathy
"Where I Come From"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I was chasin' sun on 101
Somewhere around Ventura
Lost a Universal Joint
And I had to use my finger
Why They're Misrhymed:
'Ventura sounds' nothing like 'finger', Alan, what were you thinking?
Submitted by: Mr. Sally
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Remember When"
The Insulting Lyrics:
When the children grow up and move away.
We Won't be sad, we'll be glad
Why They're Insulting:
He makes it sound like he's fed up with his kids after 18 years or so
Submitted by: Rich
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Remember When"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
We made love and then you cried
Why They're Inappropriate:
Sounds like he's raping this girl
Submitted by: Rich
 

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Mercury Blues"
The Dated Lyrics:
Well, if I had money
Tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two.
Why They're Dated:
As of January 2011, Mercury no longer exists, so, unless he's looking for a used Mercury, he's wasting time.
Submitted by: David Jones
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"It's Five O'Clock somewhere"
The Lyrics:
But at a moment like this I can't help but
wonder what would Jimmy Buffett do?
Who They Mention:
Jimmy Buffett
Submitted by: Pikafan
"Don't Rock the Jukebox"
The Lyrics:
Don't rock the jukebox
Wanna hear some Jones
My heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
Who They Mention:
(George) Jones, The Rolling Stones
Submitted by: crazydon

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Chasin' That Neon Rainbow"
The Lyrics:
Five pickers in an old Dodge truck
Product Brand Name:
Dodge trucks
Submitted by: Bob
"Mercury Blues"
The Lyrics:
Well, if I had money I tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown Buy a Mercury or two
Product Brand Name:
The entire song praises Mercury cars.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
There are additional product lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"True Love Is A Golden Ring"
Opening Lines:
True love is a golden ring. Like the vows we made, it's a precious thing.
Comments:
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Dallas"
Opening Lines:
Dallas packed her suitcase
And drove off in the brand new car I bought her
Comments:
Submitted by: William Ransom
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Chattahoochee"
The Made Up Words:
Hoochie Coochie
Comments:
Submitted by: Chris Duncan
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Lana's On Jack Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Ask A Clan, Jon Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Sack Jon, Alan Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Cal Sank Joan Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Jack's No Lana Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Gone Country"
The Lyrics:
She's been playing in a room on the Strip for ten years in Vegas, every night she looks in the mirror and she only ages. She's been readin' about Nashville and the records that everybody's buyin'. Says I'm a simple girl myself, grew up on Long Island.
Why:
Las Vegas Nevada, Nashville Tennessee, and Long Island New York.
Submitted by: Edward
""Chattahoochee""
The Lyrics:
Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
Why:
The Chattahoochee River in Georgia
Submitted by: Michael D.
There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available.

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Racing That Neon Chain Bow" originally "Chasing That Neon Rainbow"
Submitted by: Angela Sleepyhorse

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)?"
The Lyrics:
Did you turn off that violent old movie you were watching
And turn on "I Love Lucy" reruns?
Why:
Alan is singing about taking comfort in the old "I Love Lucy" TV show.
Submitted by: Kathy
 

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