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Fun Music Information -> Alan Jackson
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Allen Jackson, Allan JacksonNew Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Don't Press The Nuke Dot" | "Don't Rock The Jukebox" | Country |
| "Where Were You When Earth's Core Stopped Rotating" | "Where Were You When The Earth Stopping Moving" | Matt Donnelly |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?," | Wouldn't happen; nor could anyone survive to sing. | Valerie Cameron |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Say My Name," Destiny's Child | "I Don't Even Know Your Name," Alan Jackson | |
| "Something's Got Me," Lori Carson | "It Must Be Love," Alan Jackson | |
| "Psycho Girlfriend," Jessie James | "Gone Crazy," Alan Jackson | |
| "I Believe I Can Fly," R. Kelly | "Gone Crazy," Alan Jackson | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"One Country" originally "Gone Country"
Jen
"I Don't Even Know Our Name" originally "I Don't Even Know Your Name"
Yvette Bristle
"Gone County" originally "Gone Country"
Karen Smith
"Casing That Neon Rainbow" originally "Chasing That Neon Rainbow"
And not the whole joint that displays it?
Karen Smith
"Good Tim" originally "Good Time"
Edward
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Good Timer" originally "Good Time"
Karen Smith
"Don't Frock The Jukebox" originally "Don't Rock The Jukebox"
Because the Jukeboxes don't wear clothes!
George Straitjacket
Change a Letter:
"Don't Lock The Jukebox" originally "Don't Rock The Jukebox"
rebecca
"Chafing That Neon Rainbow" originally "Chasing That Neon Rainbow"
Lydia Helton
"Chasing That Noon Rainbow" originally "Chasing That Neon Rainbow"
Rainbows at noon are very rare.
Lydia Helton
"Tropical Repression" originally "Tropical Depression"
Raphael
"Don't Rock The Pukebox" originally "Don't Rock The Jukebox"
Lindsay Lowhound
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" | "My Morale's Gone Somewhere" | Michael T. Mondak |
| "Small Town Southern Man" | "New York Jewish Man" | Baltimore resident |
| "Good Time" | "Cat Fight" | TJC |
| "Small Town Southern Man" | "Small Town Southern Man" | Cackle |
| "It Must Be Love" | "I Must Be Sane" | Leprechaun |
| "Monday Morning Church" | "Tall and Frightening Lurch" | Matthias |
| "Don't Rock The Jukebox" | "Don't Rap It's Bull-Crap" | Matthias |
| "Chattahoochie" | "Shitty Poochie" | James Squire |
| "Mercury Blues" | "Volvo Blues" | James Squire |
| "Everything I Love Is Killing Me" | "Won't Need My Money When I Die" | Tim Mayfield |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Bluer Than That | Prozac | Ed |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Tropical Depression | Jamaica Department Of Tourism | Edward |
| Tropical Depression | Depression helpline | Edward |
| Monday Morning Church | Funeral Home | Billy Boyd |
| Mercury Blues | Car Other Than Mercury | ??? |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Waiting For A Star To Fall Boy Meets Girl | Dallas Alan Jackson | Waiting For A Dallas Star to Fall It can be possible if he hits the ice. | Catch |
| I Should've Been A Cowboy Toby Keith | Dallas Alan Jackson | I Should've Been A Dallas Cowboy or a Detroit Lion! | Edward |
| Already Gone Sugarland | Gone Crazy Alan Jackson | Already Gone Crazy | Edward |
| Walking After Midnight Patsy Cline | Midnight In Montgomery Alan Jackson | Walking After Midnight In Montgomery | Arlene Titshaw |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Alan Jackson 5
Alan Jackson combined with The Jackson 5
The scary thing is that Al is blacker than Michael these days.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Misheard Lyrics:
"Where I Come From"
Misheard Lyrics: I was rollin' wheels and shiftin' gears
Around that dirty turnpike When Marty stopped me with his gun Ten minutes after midnight Said sir you broke the lemon in that rusty old truck I don't know about that accident, son Just where did you come from Original Lyrics: Well I was rollin' wheels and shiftin' gears
'Round that Jersey Turnpike When Barney stopped me with his gun Ten minutes after midnight Said sir you broke the limit in that rusty ol' truck I don't know about that accent son Just where do you come from | "Home"
Misheard Lyrics: They built a barn that's strong enough to stand the test of time
Original Lyrics: They built a bond that's strong enough to stand the test of time
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"Gone Country"
Misheard Lyrics: She's been plannin' a room on a strip
For ten years in Vegas Original Lyrics: She's been playin' in a room on the Strip
For ten years in Vegas | "Chattahoochee"
Misheard Lyrics: Never knew how much her mommy wanted into me
Original Lyrics: Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Chattahoochee"
Misheard Lyrics: Never knew how much her mommy wanted into me
Original Lyrics: Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Thomas Thompson Song was playing on the radio and my friend started singing the above misheard lyrics. He couldn't believe he had been singing the wrong words for all these years. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Pop A Top"
Better Lyrics:
Pop a squat again!
Original Lyrics:
Pop a top again!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"This Must Be Love"
The Funny Lyrics: First I get cold, then hot, 'Think I'm on fire, but I'm not
Why They're Funny: this cracks me up every time i hear it. I'm so glad he's not actually on fire!
Submitted by: Dora
| "It's Alright To Be A Redneck"
The Funny Lyrics: It's alright to be a redneck
It's alright to drive around in a dirty ol' truck Catch a bunch of fish & shoot a bunch of duck Why They're Funny: Totally describes the town I live in.
Submitted by: PineyChica
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere Why They're Nonsensical: That's not true...it might be 4:30 or 5:30 somewhere, but if it's 12:30 where you are, it can't possibly be 5:00 anywhere! (Unless he means 5:30, which is during the five o'clock hour, but he didn't specify that, so we, the listener(s), can't be sure.)
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
| "Countryboy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Bucket seats, soft as baby’s new butt Lockin’ hubs, that’ll take you through a deep rut
Why They're Nonsensical: Because locking and unlocking hubs are just to engage/disengage 4-wheel drive, not to improve traction. In that case it would be Locking gear differential that would get you through the deep rut.
Submitted by: Levi
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"I Don't Even Know Your Name"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'm married to a waitress
I don't even know her name. Why They're Insincere: How can you marry a man or a woman whose name you don't know? It seems the waitress married Alan against his will.
Submitted by: Donald Phillips
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Chattahoochie"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt
We got a little crazy but we never got caught ... But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was A lot about livin' and a little 'bout love Why They're Misrhymed: There are even more bad rhymes in this song, but these are enough for now.
Submitted by: Kathy
| "Where I Come From"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I was chasin' sun on 101
Somewhere around Ventura Lost a Universal Joint And I had to use my finger Why They're Misrhymed: 'Ventura sounds' nothing like 'finger', Alan, what were you thinking?
Submitted by: Mr. Sally
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Remember When"
The Insulting Lyrics: When the children grow up and move away.
We Won't be sad, we'll be glad Why They're Insulting: He makes it sound like he's fed up with his kids after 18 years or so
Submitted by: Rich
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Remember When"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: We made love and then you cried
Why They're Inappropriate: Sounds like he's raping this girl
Submitted by: Rich
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Mercury Blues"
The Dated Lyrics: Well, if I had money
Tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two. Why They're Dated: As of January 2011, Mercury no longer exists, so, unless he's looking for a used Mercury, he's wasting time.
Submitted by: David Jones
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"It's Five O'Clock somewhere"
The Lyrics: But at a moment like this I can't help but
wonder what would Jimmy Buffett do? Who They Mention: Jimmy Buffett
Submitted by: Pikafan
| "Don't Rock the Jukebox"
The Lyrics: Don't rock the jukebox
Wanna hear some Jones My heart ain't ready For the Rolling Stones Who They Mention: (George) Jones, The Rolling Stones
Submitted by: crazydon
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Chasin' That Neon Rainbow"
The Lyrics: Five pickers in an old Dodge truck
Product Brand Name: Dodge trucks
Submitted by: Bob
| "Mercury Blues"
The Lyrics: Well, if I had money I tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown Buy a Mercury or two
Product Brand Name: The entire song praises Mercury cars.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"True Love Is A Golden Ring"
Opening Lines: True love is a golden ring. Like the vows we made, it's a precious thing.
Comments: Submitted by: Claire Grayson
| "Dallas"
Opening Lines: Dallas packed her suitcase
And drove off in the brand new car I bought her Comments: Submitted by: William Ransom
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Made Up Words in Songs:
"Chattahoochee"
The Made Up Words: Hoochie Coochie
Comments: Submitted by: Chris Duncan
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Band Name Anagrams:
Jackals Anon Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Anonymous
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Gone Country"
The Lyrics: She's been playing in a room on the Strip for ten years in Vegas, every night she looks in the mirror and she only ages. She's been readin' about Nashville and the records that everybody's buyin'. Says I'm a simple girl myself, grew up on Long Island.
Why: Las Vegas Nevada, Nashville Tennessee, and Long Island New York.
Submitted by: Edward
| ""Chattahoochee""
The Lyrics: Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
Why: The Chattahoochee River in Georgia
Submitted by: Michael D.
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| There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available. | |
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Racing That Neon Chain Bow" originally "Chasing That Neon Rainbow"
Submitted by: Angela Sleepyhorse
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)?"
The Lyrics: Did you turn off that violent old movie you were watching
And turn on "I Love Lucy" reruns? Why: Alan is singing about taking comfort in the old "I Love Lucy" TV show.
Submitted by: Kathy
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