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Album cover parody of Control by Janet Jackson
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Janet Damita Jo Jackson . Submitted by: sparklingrain678

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Dunk. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: Dunk. Submitted by: redsimba

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Penny on Good Times"I saw the Janet Jackson entry and thought I would add to it. She played this role on the show's last season - Tim Hall
"Poetic Justice, Nutty Professor II: The Klumps"She was great in Poetic Justice, and Nutty Professor II was hilarious! - redsimba

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Nasty"The song contains the lines: "No, my first name ain't Baby. It's Janet, Ms. Jackson if you're nasty." - Jessica Beelzebub

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Strawberry Bounce"Though Janet says "bounce" a few times, the word "strawberry" is never mentioned. - xxxpress

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Driven Nation""Rhythm Nation"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Aryan Nation""Rhythm Nation"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Broken Nation""Rhythm Nation"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Wardrobe Malfunction""Rhythm Nation"Regina Olsen
"BRAC Flack""Black Cat"soul ii

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Dream Street,"Is this where the 'Dream Police' are?Peter
"Rhythm Nation,"Where is that country at, Janet?Peter

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Let's Go To Jersey," The Band Of The Black Watch"Let's Wait Awhile," Janet Jackson
"Witchy Woman," Eagles"Black Cat," Janet Jackson
"Black Dog," Led Zeppelin"Black Cat," Janet Jackson
"Animal," Def Leppard"Black Cat," Janet Jackson
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Any Tim, Any Place" originally "Any Time, Any Place"
Candy Welty
"Lack Cat" originally "Black Cat"
Candy Welty
"Back Cat" originally "Black Cat"
Candy Welty
"I" originally "If"
Titles don't get any shorter than this!
nally
"Just A Little Wile" originally "Just A Little While"
Wile, as in trickery
Cynthia Avery

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Black Cast" originally "Black Cat"
Candy Welty
"Rock With Us" originally "Rock With U"
Elizabeth
"What Have You Done For Men Lately?" originally "What Have You Done For Me Lately?"
Serafina
"Someone To Call My Clover" originally "Someone To Call My Lover"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Black Cart" originally "Black Cat"
Grace

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Black Cap" originally "Black Cat"
Candy Welty
"Black Cot" originally "Black Cat"
Candy Welty
"Black Can" originally "Black Cat"
Candy Welty
"Black Rat" originally "Black Cat"
Candy Welty
"Black Cam" originally "Black Cat"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

July 26
a parody of "Together Again" by Janet Jackson
Originally written in 2009, I finally decided to record it today in 2015. It's a personal favorite among Janet's song, but the hair in her music video inspired the parody.
soundclick: (mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Nasty""Taxi"Matthias
"Miss You Much""Elmer Fudd"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Nasty""Raspy"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Nasty""Trashy"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"The Pleasure Principle""The Pesci Principle"Porfle Popnecker
"We Go Deep""We Go Nuts"Porfle Popnecker
"When I Think of You""When I Drink with You"Tony Wiseguy
"Rock With U""Socks - PU!"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Nasty Boys""Pasty Boys"Agrimorfee
"Rhythm Nation""Rhythm Method"Rex Ungericht

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
What Have You Done For Me Lately?FTD Floristssoul ii
EscapadeIce CapadesJeff Buchoff

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
That's the Way Love GoesDivorce LawyerSisterGirl

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Black Balloon
   The Goo Goo Dolls
Black Cat
   Janet Jackson
Black Balloon Cat
Edward
Stray Cat Strut
   The Stray Cats
Black Cat
   Janet Jackson
Stray Black Cat Strut
Edward
The Year Of The Cat
   Al Stewart
Black Cat
   Janet Jackson
The Year Of The Black Cat
Edward
Come Together
   The Beatles
Together Again
   Janet Jackson
Come Together Again
Serafina
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Janet Jacksons of Champlin
Janet Jackson combined with Sons Of Champlin
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Janet Jackson Browne
Janet Jackson combined with Jackson Browne
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Janet Abdul
Janet Jackson combined with Paula Abdul
On a 1990 episode of "Full House", DJ and Stephanie combine these singers' names when they call Joey's father on the phone; DJ gives this combined name as her own.
Submitted By: Scott
Janet's Addiction
Janet Jackson combined with Jane's Addiction
Submitted By: Bob

Misheard Lyrics:

"Nasty"
Misheard Lyrics:
SIttin' in the booby show
Original Lyrics:
Sittin' in the movie show
"Escapade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny thunder hang for a while
Original Lyrics:
Thought you'd want to hang for a while
"When I Think of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you leave me making me poop
Original Lyrics:
And you leave me making me blue
"Miss You Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance again
Original Lyrics:
That's the end?
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"This Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old boy take a look into the sunrise
Original Lyrics:
Oh boy take a look at who's sorry now

Story about this misheard lyric by: redsimba

At the time, I assumed the "sunrise" in my misheard lyric was supposed to be a metaphor for starting anew.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Rhythm Nation"
Better Lyrics:
This is a mess
Still struggling, no justice
Despite cries for help
More endless violence
'Nother civil war?
Charleston church massacre
White killer, racist land
Despite our prayers, we're wronged

People in the USA
Are we goin' back to the old way of life?
We are a part of a divided nation
Segregated Black & White
Justice slumbers, where the Reb Flag flies
Hope dies
We are a part of a divided nation, Y'all
Original Lyrics:
This is a test
No struggle, no progress
Lend a hand to help
Your brother do his best
Things are getting worse
We have to make them better
It's time to give a damn
Let's work together, come on

People of the world today
Are we looking for a better way of life
We are a part of the rhythm nation
People of the world unite
Strength in numbers we can get it right
One time
We are a part of the rhythm nation
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"All Night (Don't Stop)"
Better Lyrics:
Open my boobies Justin
You make me hot
Original Lyrics:
As long as it's funky
This rhythm makes me hot
Submitted by: Jori
"Together Again"
Better Lyrics:
Get a rug and poo
Original Lyrics:
Together again too
Submitted by: Cayla

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Son Of A Gun"
The Funny Lyrics:
I bet you think this song is about you... Don't you?
Why They're Funny:
Janet says that she's not taking pock shots at her ex-husband. I think that this is a 'get revenge on the ex-husband' thing.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Runaway"
The Funny Lyrics:
Ooh, didn't quite hit the note, that wasn't such a good time.
Why They're Funny:
This line, spoken near the end, might be an ad-lib as she was recording the song (possibly fourth-wall breakage). I just think it's kinda funny (for lack of a better word) when singers do that sorta thing.
Submitted by: Cassandra

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Someone To Call My Lover"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Ay ay Ay ay Ay ay Ay ay (repeat 4 times)
Why They're Repetitive:
catchy for sure, but saying Ay Ay Ay all the time is reason enough why she hasn't got a lover
Submitted by: Alex
"Son of a Gun"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I bet you think this song is aobut you?
Don't you?
Why They're Repetitive:
Janet your husband dumped you. Get over it!
Submitted by: Celeste
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Come Back To Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
All my life I've waited to see your smile again.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Taken literally, this suggests that even as a very small child, she had already seen your smile and was waiting to see it again.
Submitted by: Michael S.
"Velvet Rope"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Come with me inside
Inside my velvet rope
Why They're Nonsensical:
Unless 'Velvet Rope' happens to be a car, club or any other enterable object, I don't think I need to explain myself in my suggestion as to why these lyrics are nonsense. Or maybe this is a really huge rope, in fact so huge that each fiber is recognizable, therefore one is able to see the individual threads and somehow clamber in between each?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Nasty"
The Insincere Lyrics:
All you nasty boys
don't mean a thing to me
Why They're Insincere:
Tell that to Rene Elizando.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Son Of A Gun"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Hoo hoo, son of a gun,
greedy, greedy, greedy man.
Why They're Insincere:
Okay. I can understand the whole 'revenge of the ex' angle that this song has going but I know hostility when I hear it and Janet sounds as if she has a lot of il-feelings towards her ex. You don't write a vengeful and hateful song about someone and then deny about who its about.
Submitted by: Celeste
There are additional insincere lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Twenty foreplay"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
The sunlight on your face
As the day begins to break
Why They're Misrhymed:
No comments ...
Submitted by: Annett
"Someone to Call my Lover"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Maybe we'll meet at a bar,
He'll drive a funky car,
Maybe we'll meet at a club,
And fall so deeply in love.
He'll tell me I'm the one,
And we'll have so much fun,
I'll be the girl of his dreams,
Maybe.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Half of these are stretched or aren't rhymes. bar-car=What does it matter if a guy drives a cool car or a crappy one?? club-love=Don't rhyme. one-fun=Okay I guess. dreams-maybe=Come on!! This is just my personal opinion. I like the song, but I don't like the lyrics. I don't know why. Ignore me. I tend to get annoying. Like right now. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves......
Submitted by: ~*^Girl^*~
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Strawberry Bounce"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Ew wee baby
My lips as sweet as honey
When I put 'em in your face
Gonna make you spend ya' money
Come on or you're gonna miss it
Ring ring don't you wanna kiss it

Watchin' me do a dance
Makin' you so horny
If you want a little taste
Gotta show me how much you want
Why They're Dirty:
In this song Janet embodies an exotic dancer named Strawberry.
Submitted by: xxxpress
"Like You Don't Love Me"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Damn is that all I get from you
'Bout to give me an attitude
You need to make love to me
Like you don't love me

Don't have to be gentle tonight
Just be an animal tonight
You need to make love to me
Like you don't love me
Why They're Dirty:
This is an ode to casual sex.
Submitted by: xxxpress
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Alright"
The Lyrics:
Cab Calloway!
Who They Mention:
Jazz legend Cab Calloway
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"All Nite (Don't Stop)"
The Lyrics:
Drive me like a Porsche
Product Brand Name:
Porsche.
Submitted by: xxxpress
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Escapade"
The Song Lyrics:
I just got paid, we've got it made
Ready to go, I promise you I'll show you
Such a good time.
Song They Mention:
"Just Got Paid" by Johnny Kemp, and "Got It Made" by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Submitted by: Mickey D.
 

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Black Cat"
The Lyrics:
You better watch your step or your gonna die.
Why:
Is she threatening to kill a man?
Submitted by: Daniel L
 

Song Title Space Change:

"What Have You Done For Mel Ate Ly" originally "What Have You Done For Me Lately"
I'll do my best to keep Mel from eating Ly.
Submitted by: Peter
"Whoop Snow " originally "Whoops Now"
How Janet has felt about this winter?
Submitted by: Peter
"Na Sty" originally "Nasty"
A place for Nambia or Italian car pigs?
Submitted by: Peter
"Is Land Life" originally "Island Life"
Submitted by: Peter
"The Is Lands" originally "The Islands"
Submitted by: Peter

There are additional Song Title Space Change available.

Band Name Anagrams:

Jean's Not Jack Submitted by: Sammy
Of course not! They're two different people.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Girl Hat" originally "Alright"
As in, a hat for ladies to wear.
Submitted by: Eric
"Antsy" originally "Nasty"
Submitted by: Alexis
"No Night" originally "Nothing"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"On Night" originally "Nothing"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"On Thing" originally "Nothing"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Runaway"
The Lyrics:
African skies with a Nairobi mood
Oh, I fell asleep in Tuscany and dreamed
Why:
Nairobi is in Kenya and Tuscany is in Italy
Submitted by: redsimba
 

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Any Time, Any Place" Length: 7:08
Appearing on the album janet., this is her longest song to date.
Submitted by: Redsimba
"Say You Do" Length: 6:48 (US album version)
Perhaps rather atypically, the UK album version is more than a minute shorter. An even shorter version, 3:48, also exists
Submitted by: Ra'akone

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Come Mack, Boo Tea" originally "Come Back To Me"
Submitted by: Miranda Turner
"Come Tack, Boo Me" originally "Come Back To Me"
Submitted by: Miranda Turner
"Dove Will Lever New (Without You)" originally "Love Will Never Do (Without You)"
Submitted by: redsimba
"Bum Mack To Key" originally "Come Back To Me"
Submitted by: redsimba
"That's The Gay Love Woes" originally "That's The Way Love Goes"
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Together Again"
The Lyrics:
Sometimes hear you whisperin
No more pain
No worries will you ever see now baby
I'm so happy for my baby
Why:
It's a happy, upbeat, dancable tune, but it's about death. Janet Jackson wrote this song about a friend who died of AIDS.
Submitted by: cygna vamp
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Jacket Janson originally "Janet Jackson"
Submitted by: Peter

Hidden Tracks:

"Can't Be Stopped"
While "Special" is listed as the last track on the Velvet Rope, another song titled "Can't Be Stopped" plays 30 seconds later.
Submitted by: Redsimba
"Whoops (now)"
on her Cd titled "Janet." the very last track is this cute song. It's funny that there is no mention of it on the Cd, because on her DVD titled "Design Of A Decade", the music video for the song is listed.
Submitted by: nick adams
"Special"
the last song from "The Velvet Rope" is "Special" one of the best songs from this CD
Submitted by: nick adams

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Showing breasts during halftime of the Super Bowl"
Wardrobe malfunction? This happened during the halftime show of Super Bowl XXXVIII, which was televised live during the "family" hours. Her blouse suddenly ripped apart as soon as Justin sang the last line of "Rock Your Body", ("Hope to see you naked by the end of this song") making the malfunction excuse hard to believe. Janet was wearing nipple rings, so the nipples were slightly blocked. She did apologize later, but it's sad that this and being Michael's sister are the only non-music things she'll now be now for.
Submitted by: She Soul
"Wardrobe Malfunction"
Best known for her "wardrobe malfunction" during the 2005 Super Bowl halftime show
Submitted by: Millie Verst

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"What Have You Done For Me Lately?"
The Lyrics:
Soap opera says
You've got "One Life To Life" who's right, who's wrong.
Why:
"One Life To Live" is the name of the soap opera show that plays on ABC.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
 

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