Fun Music Information -> Janet Jackson

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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Janet Damita Jo Jackson . Submitted by: sparklingrain678

Performer Nick Names:

Known informally as: Dunk. Submitted by: redsimba

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits	Comments & Submitter Name
"Penny on Good Times"	I saw the Janet Jackson entry and thought I would add to it. She played this role on the show's last season - Tim Hall
"Poetic Justice, Nutty Professor II: The Klumps"	She was great in Poetic Justice, and Nutty Professor II was hilarious! - redsimba

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Wardrobe Malfunction"	"Rhythm Nation"	Regina Olsen
"BRAC Flack"	"Black Cat"	soul ii
"Black Rack"	"Black Cat"	soul ii
"Jack Sprat"	"Black Cat"	soul ii
"Got a gun"	"Son of a gun"	Janielle
There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"Let's Go All the Way"	"Let's Wait Awhile," Janet Jackson	Martha Hankins
"Reunited"	"Together Again," Janet Jackson	More from the School of Redundancy - Marty

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Black Coat" originally "Black Cat"

Serafina

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Let's Bait Awhile" originally "Let's Wait Awhile"

Roy R. Pryor

"Let's Wail Awhile" originally "Let's Wait Awhile"

Penelope Beckinsale

"Hasty" originally "Nasty"

Wendy Torrance

"Tasty" originally "Nasty"

Wendy Torrance

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"All For You"	"Got The Flu"	Sally Weber
"Nasty"	"Tacky"	Mary Budres
"Damita Jo"	"In The Elder Scrolls"	IceBreaker
"Control"	"Lost Control"	Annie
"Rhythm Nation"	"Gibberation"	Dorita
"Control"	"(No) Control"	Cookie-man
"Escapade"	"Escalade"	Freddie C.
"Nasty"	"The Brady's"	Kyle B.
"Nasty"	"Mickey D's"	Michael
"Black Cat"	"IM Chat"	Roswell
There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
What Have You Done For Me Lately?	FTD Florists	soul ii
Escapade	Ice Capades	Jeff Buchoff

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
That's the Way Love Goes	Divorce Lawyer	SisterGirl

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Something To Talk About Bonnie Raitt	Nasty Janet Jackson	Something To Talk Nasty About	Regina Haniger
Something To Talk About Bonnie Raitt	Nasty Janet Jackson	Something Nasty To Talk About	Regina Haniger
He Was Really Saying Something Bananarama	Nasty Janet Jackson	He Was Really Saying Something Nasty ...and he got his mouth washed with soap.	Timmy O'Toole
Fly Hilary Duff	All Night (Don't Stop) Janet Jackson	Fly All Night (Don't Stop!)	badminton_rocks
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Luv" Misheard Lyrics: Now I'm caught in a red kind of mess. Original Lyrics: Got me caught in a wreck, I'm a mess.	"All For You" Misheard Lyrics: Got an ice pack-a-jarrey Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight. Original Lyrics: Got a nice package alright Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight.
"Luv" Misheard Lyrics: I should have stopped at the red light, Cuz. Original Lyrics: Now I'm like a deer caught in headlights, ugh.	"Again" Misheard Lyrics: Good intentions you had made me Original Lyrics: Good intentions you had many
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Escapade"

Misheard Lyrics:

Let me take you to the Ice Capades
Let's go
Ice-Ca-pades.

Original Lyrics:

Let me take you on an escapade
Let's go!
Es-ca-pade

Story about this misheard lyric by: Tracy Jeffrey

I told my friend I knew all the lyrics to this song. She was quick to point out that it was not "Ice Capades but "escapade". I exclaimed, "Now that makes a lot more sense!"

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"All Night (Don't Stop)"

Better Lyrics:

Open my boobies Justin
You make me hot

Original Lyrics:

As long as it's funky
This rhythm makes me hot

Submitted by: Jori

"Together Again"

Better Lyrics:

Get a rug and poo

Original Lyrics:

Together again too

Submitted by: Cayla

"Someone To Call My Lover"

Better Lyrics:

Maybe we'll do it on bar,
or in the back of a car

Original Lyrics:

Maybe we'll meet at a bar,
he'll drive a funky car

Submitted by: Pippi

Funny Lyrics:

"Its All For You"

The Funny Lyrics:

you've got a nice package alright i guess i'm going to have to ride it 2nite!

Why They're Funny:

hahah well do i really need to explain?!

Submitted by: boob

"Son Of A Gun"

The Funny Lyrics:

I bet you think this song is about you? Don't you?

Why They're Funny:

Janet says that she's not taking pock shots at her ex-husband. I think that this is a 'get revenge on the ex-husband' thing.

Submitted by: Celeste

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Someone To Call My Lover" The Repetitive Lyrics: Ay ay Ay ay Ay ay Ay ay (repeat 4 times) Why They're Repetitive: catchy for sure, but saying Ay Ay Ay all the time is reason enough why she hasn't got a lover Submitted by: Alex	"Son of a Gun" The Repetitive Lyrics: I bet you think this song is aobut you? Don't you? Why They're Repetitive: Janet your husband dumped you. Get over it! Submitted by: Celeste
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Velvet Rope"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Come with me inside
Inside my velvet rope

Why They're Nonsensical:

Unless 'Velvet Rope' happens to be a car, club or any other enterable object, I don't think I need to explain myself in my suggestion as to why these lyrics are nonsense. Or maybe this is a really huge rope, in fact so huge that each fibre is recognisable, therefore one is able to see the individual threads and somehow clamber in between each?

Submitted by: Devil Jones

"Son Of A Gun"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Clouds in my coffee

Why They're Nonsensical:

??? I can't figure out what clouds in her coffee have to do with the rest of the song... lemme know if you know

Submitted by: MC Syko

There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"Nasty"

The Insincere Lyrics:

All you nasty boys
don't mean a thing to me

Why They're Insincere:

Tell that to Rene Elizando.

Submitted by: Celeste

"Son Of A Gun"

The Insincere Lyrics:

Hoo hoo, son of a gun,
greedy, greedy, greedy man.

Why They're Insincere:

Okay. I can understand the whole 'revenge of the ex' angle that this song has going but I know hostility when I hear it and Janet sounds as if she has a lot of il-feelings towards her ex. You don't write a vengeful and hateful song about someone and then deny about who its about.

Submitted by: Celeste

There are additional insincere lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Twenty foreplay"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

The sunlight on your face
As the day begins to break

Why They're Misrhymed:

No comments ...

Submitted by: Annett

"Someone to Call my Lover"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

Maybe we'll meet at a bar,
He'll drive a funky car,
Maybe we'll meet at a club,
And fall so deeply in love.
He'll tell me I'm the one,
And we'll have so much fun,
I'll be the girl of his dreams,
Maybe.

Why They're Misrhymed:

Half of these are stretched or aren't rhymes. bar-car=What does it matter if a guy drives a cool car or a crappy one?? club-love=Don't rhyme. one-fun=Okay I guess. dreams-maybe=Come on!! This is just my personal opinion. I like the song, but I don't like the lyrics. I don't know why. Ignore me. I tend to get annoying. Like right now. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves......

Submitted by: ~*^Girl^*~

There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Dirty Lyrics:

"Like You Don't Love Me" The Dirty Lyrics: Damn is that all I get from you 'Bout to give me an attitude You need to make love to me Like you don't love me Don't have to be gentle tonight Just be an animal tonight You need to make love to me Like you don't love me Why They're Dirty: This is an ode to casual sex. Submitted by: xxxpress	"Moist" The Dirty Lyrics: Boy you 'bout to make the rain come down Why They're Dirty: In this case the rain is a metaphor for orgasm. Submitted by: xxxpress
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"All Nite (Don't Stop)"

The Lyrics:

Drive me like a Porsche

Product Brand Name:

Porsche.

Submitted by: xxxpress

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Black Cat"

The Lyrics:

You better watch your step or your gonna die.

Why:

Is she threatening to kill a man?

Submitted by: Daniel L

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Runaway"

The Lyrics:

African skies with a Nairobi mood
Oh, I fell asleep in Tuscany and dreamed

Why:

Nairobi is in Kenya and Tuscany is in Italy

Submitted by: redsimba

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Say You Do" Length: 6:48 (US album version)

Perhaps rather atypically, the UK album version is more than a minute shorter. An even shorter version, 3:48, also exists

Submitted by: Ra'akone

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"That's The Gay Love Woes" originally "That's The Way Love Goes"

Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Together Again"

The Lyrics:

Sometimes hear you whisperin
No more pain
No worries will you ever see now baby
I'm so happy for my baby

Why:

It's a happy, upbeat, dancable tune, but it's about death. Janet Jackson wrote this song about a friend who died of AIDS.

Submitted by: cygna vamp

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Jacket Janson originally "Janet Jackson"

Submitted by: Peter

Hidden Tracks:

"Whoops (now)"

on her Cd titled "Janet." the very last track is this cute song. It's funny that there is no mention of it on the Cd, because on her DVD titled "Design Of A Decade", the music video for the song is listed.

Submitted by: nick adams

"Special"

the last song from "The Velvet Rope" is "Special" one of the best songs from this CD

Submitted by: nick adams