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Fun Music Information -> MC Hammer
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Stanley Kirk Burrell. Submitted by: mg
Also known as: Michael Charles Hammer. Submitted by: Destro
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Spinmaster/Black Tornado. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "MC Hammer" | "US Navy Aviation Store Keeper " | - Tarzan |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| MC Hammered | He was ridiculed as "Sell-Out" over merchandise | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| E=MC Hammer Squared | If Hammer becomes interested in science? | Rachel |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "2 Legit 2 Shit" | "2 Legit 2 Quit" | Kacper |
| "Don't Eat This" | "U Can't Touch This" | Anonymous Bob |
| "I Can Touch This!" | "U Can't Touch This" | emoettechick92 |
| "Addams' Booze" | "Addams' Groove" | rapper |
| "Don't touch me" | "Can't Touch This" | Uglychick_06 |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Touch Too Much," AC/DC | "U Can't Touch This," MC Hammer | |
| "I Ain't No Quitter," Shania Twain | "Too Legit To Quit," MC Hammer | |
| "The Real Me," The Who | "2 Legit 2 Quit," MC Hammer | |
| "Poison Ivy," The Coasters | "U Can't Touch This," MC Hammer | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Pry" originally "Pray"
Serafina
"Ray" originally "Pray"
Mark Richardson
"Pay" originally "Pray"
Mark Richardson
"U Can't Ouch This" originally "U Can't Touch This"
Hammer's advertising for pain reliever?
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Adams' Groove" originally "Addams' Groove"
Same general pronunciation, though.
Calop
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"2 Legit 2 Quilt" originally "2 Legit 2 Quit"
Isac
"Us Can't Touch This" originally "U Can't Touch This"
Especially if "this" is good grammar!
Sam Bucus the elder
"UN Can't Touch This" originally "U Can't Touch This"
Why not?
Idont Haveaname
"Spray" originally "Pray"
Micky
Change a Letter:
"U Can't Touch Thus" originally "U Can't Touch This"
You gotta touch some other way.
Jessica Childress
"U Can't Tough This" originally "U Can't Touch This"
As in "toughing out" something?
Jessica Childress
"I Can't Touch This" originally "U Can't Touch This"
Too hot to handle!
Isac
"Tray" originally "Pray"
Serafina
"Prey" originally "Pray"
Changes the meaning, but not the pronunciation.
Serafina
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Aug 24
a parody of "Can't touch this!" by MC Hammer
Funny Rap Song, called ‘Tastes Funny’ – ‘Can’t touch this!’ parody - it's about people who eat things they probably shouldn’t :) Enjoy! :)
YouTube: (Online - YouTube)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "U Cant Touch This" | "U Cant Catch Me" | card |
| "U Cant Catch Me" | "U Cant Catch Me" | yld |
| "U Cant Catch Me" | "U Cant Catch Me" | Mc Hammer |
| "U Can’t Touch This" | "U Can’t Eat This" | Mikazuki Augus |
| "U Cant Catch Me" | "U Cant Catch Me" | wildcard |
| "U Can't Touch This" | "We Can't Fund This" | Bob Gomez |
| "U Can't Touch This" | "You Can't Fight Us" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "U Cant Touch This" | "U Cant Catch Me" | Ann Hammond |
| "U Can't Touch This" | "I Can't Touch This" | Maghon Barkley |
| "U Can't Touch This" | "I Don't Know This" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| U Can't Touch This | Nintendo DS Game Systems | Brandon Reina |
| Here Comes the Hammer | ACE Hardware Store | mmcm312 |
| U Can't Touch This | PSA about sexual harrassment | Andrea Huckstep |
| U Can't Touch This | Sexual Assault Helpline | JimBob |
| U Can't Touch This | Bug Spray | Chris H. |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| U Can't Touch This | Rape Victims Helpline | Diddims |
| U Can't Touch This | Children's Museum | Scandia |
| U Can't Touch This | STD Clinic | LaLaLisa |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Here Comes A Regular The Replacements | Here Comes The Hammer M.C. Hammer | Here Comes A Regular Hammer As opposed to an irregular one?? | Joe |
| 88 Lines About 44 Women The Nails | 2 Legit 2 Quit MC Hammer | 88 Lines About 44 Women 2 Legit 2 Quit | Reggie Pillbox |
| Addams Groove M.C. Hammer | The Groove Line Heatwave | The Addams Groove Line Nothin' like early 90s rap and 70s disco together | Gus |
| U Can't Touch This MC Hammer | This Cowboy's Hat Chris LeDoux | U Can't Touch This Cowboy's Hat Hands off! | Edward |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Carpenter's Hammer
Carpenters combined with MC Hammer
Submitted By: Candy Welty
MC5 Hammer
MC5 combined with M.C. Hammer
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Percy Sledgehammer
Percy Sledge combined with MC Hammer
Submitted By: crazydon
Run DMC Hammer
Run-DMC combined with MC Hammer
Submitted By: Jen
There are additional MC Hammer Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Addams Groove"
Misheard Lyrics: But Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (Amen)
Original Lyrics: But Wednesday, Pugsley, Gomez, Fester (oh man)
| "Too Legit to Quit"
Misheard Lyrics: To the church, to the church this way.
Original Lyrics: Too legit, too legit to quit.
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"Black Is Black"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm black, not brown
or Not black, not brown Original Lyrics: I'm black and I'm proud
| "Pray"
Misheard Lyrics: Plink
Original Lyrics: Pray
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Here Comes The Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics: Pick up the hammer!
Original Lyrics: Here comes the hammer!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Archibald III I first heard this song on a mix CD that was made for me as a 7 year old. I didn’t know the official song title until at least 6-7 years after I had my mix CD. This is how little me heard it back then. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"U Can't Touch This"
Better Lyrics:
U Can't Trust This
Original Lyrics:
U Can't Touch This
Submitted by: Stardust Ramone
"Funk Soul Brother"
Better Lyrics:
Check it out now
Santa ate my brother
Santa ate my brother
Original Lyrics:
Check it out now
Funk soul brother
Funk soul brother
Submitted by: Anonymous Bob
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Can't Touch This"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Can't touch this
Can't touch this Can't touch this Why They're Repetitive: Yes, we know we can't touch it! What more do you want from me. What don't you want me to touch. I didn't touch 'this' in the first place so get off my back. How many times do you have to repeat it?
Submitted by: Val R.
| "U Can't Touch This"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You can't touch this!
Why They're Repetitive: How many times is this repeated in the song? 20? 50? 100?
Submitted by: P4
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| There are additional repetitive lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Have You Seen Her?"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Searchin' 'round the world, what more can I say?
The girl is hard to see, like an unseen DJ. Why They're Nonsensical: This is, in my opinion, one of the stupidest sounding lyrics ever included in a pop song. Granted, MC Hammer is hardly known for prolific song lyrics, but this particular song is supposed to come across as 'serious' -- but that 'unseen dj' lyric sounds ridiculous.
Submitted by: Michael S.
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"U Can't Touch This"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Music hit's me so hard,
Makes me scream 'Oh my Lord!' Why They're Misrhymed: It's just stupid and doesn't rhyme.
Submitted by: Matthew Pitcher
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Have You Seen Her"
The Dated Lyrics: I'm a keep looking
in the movies in my car on my stereo On A Different World and The Cosby Show Why They're Dated: Considering that A Different World and The Cosby Show exist only in reruns it's safe to say that this is the biggest reason why these lyrics are dated.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Can't Touch This"
The Dated Lyrics: What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn the charts?
Why They're Dated: It's no longer the 90's
Submitted by: helena
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Em-Cee-Hammer
The capitalized 'C' should give it away. Yet I have heard some people say it as "Mick-hammer" (as if it were written "McHammer", like he's Irish or something).
Submitted by: Alex
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Addams Groove"
The Song Lyrics: Addams, too legit (x2)
Who's too legit? The Addams Family. Song They Mention: He makes reference to his preceding single, "Too Legit To Quit" (albeit half the title).
Submitted by: Gus
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Song Title Anagrams:
"Catch In Shutout" originally "U Can't Touch This"
Pertains to baseball
Submitted by: Lauren
Song Lawsuits:
"U Can't Touch This"
Hammer was sued for not crediting Rick James for using "Superfreak" to make this song.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Hammerman"
Remember that cartoon that aired for a single season that starred M.C. Hammer as a superhero with magical shoes? Good! I don't either. It was, actually, a cartoon "acid trip" that never should have made it past the brainstorming sessions however it did air from 1991-1992. Sorry, Hammer!
Submitted by: Celeste
"Being Broke"
In the mid-90's, MC Hammer wound-up being broke. Now he's on many commercials that lampoon his hard times.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
