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Music Quotes:
I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel. I'm going to have wrinkles really soon. - Cher Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPiere Bono Allman. Submitted by: BerLeigh
Also known as: Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPierre Bono Allman. Submitted by: Cher Freek!!!
Strange Offspring Names:
- Chastity/Elijah Blue - Those names rock!!! I'm not saying that because I'm her biggest fan, but they are quite conventional compared to others. They are really cool. Submitted by: cher rox
- Chastity, Elijah Blue - Hmm... Chastity. What a name, seeing as her daughter is a LESBIAN, Cher's daughter cannot TRULY live up to her name!! Elijah on its own is cool, what's with the BLUE?? Perhaps when Cher gave birth to him, he came out BLUE, as apposed to the usual PINK??? Submitted by: Paradise
- Elijah Blue - Submitted by: Talon
- Elijah Blue - I would just like to say that half of the names on this page aren't even strange. I mean I grew up with the name Azure Blue. Not that I'm complaining b/c being common sucks. Submitted by: Azure
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Moonstruck, Suspect: Silkwood, Mermaids, Witches Of Eastwick" | Seems to have better success in films with one word in their title. - sherock |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Dork Lady" | "Dark Lady" | Susan M. |
| "Just Leave" | "Believe" | opinion |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "If I Could Turn Back Time," | Not without a time machine, and those don't exist. | opinion |
| "Heart Of Stone," | Hearts aren't made of stone | opinion |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Lost My Way" | "I Found Someone," Cher | Wendy Torrance |
| "You're All I Need To Get By" | "All I Ever Need Is You," Cher | Kathy |
| "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" | "Bang! Bang! My Baby Shot Me Down," Cher | Ow... - Mr. Sally |
| "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" | "Bullet," Jessie James | Edward |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Half Bred" originally "Half Breed"
A letter removal changes it to past tense!
Serafina
"I Fund Someone" originally "I Found Someone"
Donna Gelpigi
"I Walk On Guided Splinters" originally "I Walk On Guilded Splinters"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Gypsies, Ramps, And Thieves" originally "Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Regina Olsen
"Half Bree" originally "Half Breed "
About the "Desperate Housewives" character?
Peter
There are additional Cher song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Take Men Home" originally "Take Me Home"
David
"Baby Don't Goo" originally "Baby Don't Go"
Please don't goo up anything, baby.
Rachel Blattington
"Believer" originally "Believe"
I guess this is valid
poppy
"The Way Of Glove" originally "The Way Of Love"
Peter
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"If I Could Burn Back Time" originally "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Joe Siebert
"Jest Like Jesse James" originally "Just Like Jesse James"
George Straitjacket
"Rust Like Jesse James" originally "Just Like Jesse James"
George Straitjacket
"Must Like Jesse James" originally "Just Like Jesse James"
George Straitjacket
"Lust Like Jesse James" originally "Just Like Jesse James"
George Straitjacket
There are additional Cher song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
Song about the Fundamentalist Latter-Day Saints Polygamy Compound in Texas!
SingSnap: (flash)
(Comments)
Make sure to pack plenty of garlic as these vampires come to wish you a Happy Halloween!!!
Youtube: (Youtube video)
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Feb 3
"Believe...in Dribble and Spitz" by Andrea Huckstep a.k.a. Queen Dedede
a parody of "Believe" by Cher
A song about the two taxi boys from Wario Ware, inc., Dribble and Spitz.
Soundclick: (MP3)
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves" | "Techies, Hacks And Geeks" | Guy DiRito |
| "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" | "Snip Me—Ma’am Shall Leave" | John A. Barry |
| "Half Breed" | "Tomboy" | Mare Garrel |
| "If I Could Turn Back Time" | "If I Could Turn Back Time" | blackjack21 |
| "Song For The Lonely" | "Song For The Lost" | Joey Dearing |
| "Gypsies, Tramps and Theives" | "Dr. Fix Me Up, Please" | Song Writer from Woodland |
| "Believe" | "Do You Believe In Life Without Drugs" | Gari J |
| "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" | "Pelosi, Thugs, and Reid" | Poli-tick-ly Incorrect |
| "Half-Breed" | "In-Bred" | whatsupdoc |
| "Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves" | "Left Wing Fantasies" | Steve Kalafut |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Song For The Lonely | "Only The Lonely" movie promo. | MJC |
| Song For The Lonely | Weight Watchers | charlie melton |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| "Bang, Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" | National Rifle Association | Iludium Phosdex |
| Song For The Lonely | Divorce Court | Diddims |
| Song For The Lonely | Bereavement Counciling | Diddims |
| Song For The Lonely | Dating Service | Diddims |
| Bang! Bang! (My Baby Shot Me Down) | Dick Cheney's Office | Glenn |
| There are additional Cher on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Renegades Rebels And Rogues Tracy Lawrence | Gypsies Tramps And Thieves Cher | Renegades, Gypsies, Rebels, Tramps, Rogues, And Thieves | Edward |
| I Found Someone Cher | Just Like Jesse James Cher | I Found Someone Just Like Jesse James | Danielle |
| She's A Lady Tom Jones | Dark Lady Cher | She's A Dark Lady | Tom |
| Silver, Blue, And Gold Bad Company | Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves Cher | Silver Gypsies, Blue Tramps, And Gold Thieves | Gretchen Wieners |
| There are additional Cher duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Just Like Jesse James"
Misheard Lyrics: You think you're so bad, drive the women f***in' wild.
Original Lyrics: You think you're so bad, drive the women folk wild.
| "Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)"
Misheard Lyrics: Is it in his face?
Oh, no that's just his charm In his morning breath? Oh, no that's just his arms Original Lyrics: Is it in his face?
Oh, no that's just his charm In his warm embrace? Oh, no that's just his arms |
"Gypsies, Tramp & Theives"
Misheard Lyrics: GMC's Trans-Am thieves
Original Lyrics: Gypsies, tramps and thieves
| "Half Breed"
Misheard Lyrics: We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed, Now tell me left and tell me who's to blame.
Original Lyrics: We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed Nineteen I left them, tell me who's to blame
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics: Gypsies, tramps and fleas
Original Lyrics: Gypies, tramps and thieves
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Anita A friend at work heard it that way, and we all just went along. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Believe"
Better Lyrics:
Do you believe in lunch after brunch?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think I ate enough
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think I ate enough
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think I'm strong enough
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think I'm strong enough
Submitted by: DJ Toronto
"Believe"
Better Lyrics:
Do you believe in low carb diets?
I can feel something inside me growl
I really don't think I ate enough
I can feel something inside me growl
I really don't think I ate enough
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life without love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"Believe"
Better Lyrics:
Do you believe that I'm 85?,
I can feel something inside my saying
I really don't think I look young enough,no!
I can feel something inside my saying
I really don't think I look young enough,no!
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside my saying
I really don't think your strong enough,no!
I can feel something inside my saying
I really don't think your strong enough,no!
Submitted by: Kayla
Funny Lyrics:
"Half-breed"
The Funny Lyrics: Half-breed!, how I love, to hate the word!, both side's, were against, me since, the day, I was born!
Why They're Funny: Don't worry, you may become,the next, president of, the united state's, of america!
Submitted by: Aj
| "Believe"
The Funny Lyrics: Do you believe in life after love?
Why They're Funny: Well, if we didn't, the world's population wouldn't be half of what it it today, now, would it? I mean, I love the song, but I don't see broken-hearted people disappearing into thin air all around me. Or anywhere at all, really.
Submitted by: Mr. Sally
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"One By One"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: We're gonna love one another 'til morning comes
Why They're Nonsensical: Only until the morning? That's some fickle love going on there, unless this is some sort of euphemism for either a one-night stand or escorting.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Dark Lady"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Dark lady laughed and danced
and lit the candles one by one Why They're Nonsensical: This is another example of why repeating the chorus isn't always a good idea when your song is telling a story. This line is repeated 3 times during the song, and the first two times it makes sense. But the third time, the woman in the story 'laughs and dances' after Cher has shot her to death!
Submitted by: Michael S.
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
The Dirty Lyrics: And Papa would've shot him if he knew what he'd done
Why They're Dirty: What did he do? Why, he made her pregnant, of course! It becomes obvious in the final verse of the song.
Submitted by: crazydon
| "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
The Dirty Lyrics: And Papa would've shot him if he knew what he'd done
Why They're Dirty: What did he do? Why, he made her pregnant, of course! It becomes obvious in the final verse of the song.
Submitted by: crazydon
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| There are additional Cher dirty lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Turn Back Time"
Opening Lines: If I could turn back time.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"If I Could Turn Back Tim E." originally "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Gypsies Tramp Sand Thieves" originally "Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Submitted by: Regina Olsen
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"The Way of Love"
The Lyrics: When you meet a boy that you like a lot and you fall in love but he loves you not . . . etc. . . . Then what will you do when he sets you free just the way that you said goodbye to me?
Why: Unless this song is about a lesbian whose girlfriend left her for a man (or a straight woman whose BF just came out) it makes no sense. Starting with the first line the perspective is that of Cher singing to (presumably) a woman, or women in general, about the dangers of fickle men. But at the very last minute the perspective changes to Cher talking to her ex-lover (presumably a man). Additionally, the whole song is a few poorly constructed run-on sentences. This my vote for worst song ever.
Submitted by: Stray Pooch
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Song Title Anagrams:
"A Vying Temptresses Hips Ad " originally "Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Submitted by: Adrienne Ramseur
"Bony Bat God" originally "Baby Don't Go"
Submitted by: Adrienne Ramseur
"Fled Rehab" originally "Half-Breed"
Submitted by: Adri
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
The Lyrics: Picked up a boy just south of Mobile,
Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal. I was sixteen; he was twenty-one, He rode with us to Memphis. Why: Refers to the cities of Mobile, Alabama and Memphis, Tennessee.
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
| "Dark Lady"
The Lyrics: The fortune queen of New Orleans Was brushing her cat in her black limousine On the backseat were scratches from The marks of men her fortune she had won Couldn't see through the tinted glass She said "Home James" and he hit the gas I followed her to some darkened room, She took my money, she said "I'll be with you soon"
Why: "Dark Lady" was a #1 hit song for Cher back in 1974. The opening verse I posted above has a shoutout to New Orleans, a real place.
Submitted by: Peter
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Songs That Are Banned:
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
In the summer of 1989, following complaints about Cher's video for this song, several video channels drop or restrict the music clip.
Submitted by: Peter
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"If I Could Burn Tack Time" originally "If I Could Turn Back Time"
What is tack time, and is it flammable?
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Believe"
The Lyrics: No matter how hard I try
You keep pushing me aside And I can't break through There's no talkin' to you It's so sad that you're leavin' It takes time to believe it But after all is said and done You're gonna be the lonely one...ohhh Why: It's a pretty upbeat tune for a breakup song, Then again, the woman realizes she's better off after the breakup, so maybe it's appropriate for it to be upbeat. (This song helped me get over a bad breakup.)
Submitted by: cygna vamp
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Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:
"Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)"
The Lyrics: Bang bang, My baby shot me down.
Why: The words "bang bang" are based on a sound.
Submitted by: Kathy
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Rache originally "Cher"
Short for 'Rachel'.
Submitted by: She
Performers with Handicaps:
"Dyslexia"
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Tattoos all over her body"
These tattoos were exposed on her video "If I Could Turn Back Time".
Submitted by: Francis A. Sissy
"Her divorce from Sonny Bono"
Her marriage to Gregg Allman was messed up, too. But she and Sonny had a very messy divorce, resulting in the cancellation of their highly rated variety show.
Submitted by: MOR
