Fun Music Information -> Ozzy Osbourne
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Ozzy Ozbourne, Ozzy OsborneMusic Quotes:
Sobriety sucks Submitted by: Celeste
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Band Name Origins:
- Born Jonathan Osbourne, his last name caused people to nickname him "Ozzy" for short. Needless to say, the nickname stuck. Submitted by: Bill M.
- When he was in school, his friends called him "Ozzy" because of his last name. Submitted by: weirdo
Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: John Osbourne. Submitted by: Nunna Yr. Biznis
Also known as: John Micheal Osbourne. Submitted by: good qeustion
Performer Nick Names:
Known informally as: The Prince of Darkness. Submitted by: Rocky
Strange Offspring Names:
- Jessica Starshine Osbourne - Nice middle name! And on top of that, Ozzy used to call her "Bombins". Submitted by: Josette
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Ozzy Osbourne" | "Slaughterhouse Worker" | Seems fitting... - Hank |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Drinking All The Booze" | "Breaking All The Rules" | Anonymous Bob |
| "Lazy Brain" | "Crazy Train" | hardrock |
| "Wiener" | "Dreamer" | GDatkins85 |
| "Johnny Cochran" | "Perry Mason" | hardrock |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Party with the Animals," | Get civilized, Ozzy; party with some people, dude! | hardrock |
| "Crazy Train," | Trains don't have emotions. Maybe crazy engineer.. | hardrock |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "I Just Wanna Stop" | "I Don't Wanna Stop," Ozzy Osbourne | Dobbs |
| "You See Me Crying" | "No More Tears," Ozzy Osbourne | Josh |
| "Could You Be Loved" | "I Don't Know," Ozzy Osbourne | Josh |
| "What's Your Name?" | "Perry Mason," Ozzy Osbourne | I can't believe I'm the first guy to submit this!! - Jonathan S. |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Bark At The Moo" originally "Bark At The Moon"
Brad Pit Bulls
"Shot In The Ark" originally "Shot In The Dark"
What really happened to the unicorns?
Karen Smith
"Hot In The Dark" originally "Shot In The Dark"
Karen Smith
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Bark At The Moron" originally "Bark At The Moon"
King Andrew
"Crazy Strain" originally "Crazy Train"
Jessica Childress
"Bark At the Moron" originally "Bark at the Moon"
mandylee
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Can You Heal Them" originally "Can You Hear Them"
Jessica Childress
"Can You Bear Them" originally "Can You Hear Them"
Jessica Childress
"Can You Fear Them" originally "Can You Hear Them"
Jessica Childress
"Can You Heap Them" originally "Can You Hear Them"
Jessica Childress
"No More Fears" originally "No More Tears"
Sam
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Crazy Train" | "Gonna Drown" | DJ Blaze |
| "Bark at the Moon" | "Fart a Big Tune" | Harry |
| "Thank God for the Bomb" | "Thank God for the Bong (sung by Michael Phelps)" | Harry |
| "Miracle Man" | "Popsicle Man" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Crazy Train" | "Gravy Train" | Agrimorfee |
| "Bark at the Moon" | "Farkin' at Noon" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Kill Da Wabbit" | "Kill Da Rabbi" | Chance Gollnick |
| "Goodbye To Romance" | "Not Spongebob Squarepants" | Phil Alexander |
| "No More Tears" | "No More Beers" | Dennis |
| "Hellraiser" | "Smellraiser" | Harry |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Crazy Train | Walt Disney World Railroad | MagicMarker |
| Journey To The Center Of Eternity | Travel Agencies | Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman |
| No More Tears | Johnson & Johnson Shampoo | Henry |
| Back On Earth | Flight Insurance | Crazy-ass white boy |
| Crazy Train | Amtrak | mmcm312 |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Crazy Train | Union Pacific | been_a_son |
| Thank God For The Bomb | Comedy Club | MOR |
| Bark At The Moon | Sleep Clinic | Lee |
| Don't Blame Me | Any Criminal Lawyer | Anonymous Bob |
| Mr. Tinkertrain | Toys 'R' Us | Anonymous Bob |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Can't Tell You Why The Eagles | I Don't Know Ozzy Osbourne | I Don't Know Why I Can't Tell You But I do know that I just can't! | Douglas Henry Nutz |
| Dream On Aerosmith | Dreamer Ozzy Osbourne | Dream On, Dreamer | Joel Martinez |
| Run Like Hell Pink Floyd/Kittie | Mama, I'm Coming Home Ozzy Osbourne | Mama, Run Like Hell, I'm Coming Home Look Out! | Midnite Jade |
| She's Gone Ricochet | Over The Mountain Ozzy Osbourne | She's Gone Over The Mountain Where country meets Ozzy. It could be Wild! | Mrs. Heath Wright Wylde |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Ozzy Top
Ozzy Osbourne combined with ZZ Top
Since there are two Z's in Ozzy, it might make for a worthwhile combo!
Submitted By: Dobbs
Ozzy Osmond
Ozzy Osbourne combined with Donny Osmond
Tee hee
Submitted By: hamburger456
The Ozzy Osmond Brothers
Ozzy Osbourne combined with The Osmond Brothers
Imagine those teeth biting off bat heads.
Submitted By: Rob
Misheard Lyrics:
"Bark At The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics: Whack at the mole.
Original Lyrics: Bark at the moon.
| "Bark At The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics: The man on the moon
Original Lyrics: Bark at the moon.
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"Bark At The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics: Bark at your mom
Original Lyrics: Bark at the moon
| "Bark At The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics: Bucket the mole
Original Lyrics: Bark at the moon.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Bark At The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics: Bark at your mom
Original Lyrics: Bark at the moon
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Teela My cousin and my brother were painting the walls in a house, playing "Bark at the Moon" on the radio, when my cousin suddenly looked up and asked "Are they saying 'bark at your mom'?" Now we sing 'bark at your mom' whenever we see him. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Crazy Train"
Better Lyrics:
ITS MY EYE! hahaha!
eye eye eye...
Lazy, thats how my eye is.
It rambles, and wanders, looking at things.
Maybe, it's not too late,
to get it corrected, oh wouldnt that be great...
Lazy eye keeps crossing, driving you insane,
I'm lookin all around with my lazy eye.
I'm lookin all around with my lazy eye.
eye eye eye...
Lazy, thats how my eye is.
It rambles, and wanders, looking at things.
Maybe, it's not too late,
to get it corrected, oh wouldnt that be great...
Lazy eye keeps crossing, driving you insane,
I'm lookin all around with my lazy eye.
I'm lookin all around with my lazy eye.
Original Lyrics:
All aboard, Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa
(I-te) Ite ite ite ite ite ite ite
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate
Mental wounds not healing
Drivin' me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
(I-te) Ite ite ite ite ite ite ite
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate
Mental wounds not healing
Drivin' me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
Submitted by: ?
"Perry Mason"
Better Lyrics:
Who will stand up for your race?
We need Johnnie Cochran.
Someone to get in their face.
Calling Johnnie Cochran again.
We need Johnnie Cochran.
Someone to get in their face.
Calling Johnnie Cochran again.
Original Lyrics:
Who is the man on the case?
We need Perry Mason.
Someone to put you in place
Calling Perry Mason again.
We need Perry Mason.
Someone to put you in place
Calling Perry Mason again.
Submitted by: rocksoul
"Mr. Crowley"
Better Lyrics:
Mr. Rogers, why don't you call yourself Fred?
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Crowley, what went down in your head?
Submitted by: Enema
Funny Lyrics:
"Mr Tinkertrain"
The Funny Lyrics: They call me Mr Tinkertrain That's how I got to get my name
Why They're Funny: Oh really? You got to get your name from people calling you by it? What a novel concept!
Submitted by: Fallon
| "Back On Earth"
The Funny Lyrics: I have fallen from grace, and my ashes are scattered .... ((but later it says)) Bury me deep, just to cover my sins...
Why They're Funny: Uh, how can he be burried if he's already been scattered?
Submitted by: Carly
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"See You On The Other Side"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm gonna see you
See you on the other side Why They're Repetitive: No, you won't see me because I'll be too busy running away from your repetetive ass!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
| "I Just Want You"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I just want you
Why They're Repetitive: The last verse is about 4 long lines-all but about 6 words are i just want you. I'm a big ozzy fan but...
Submitted by: Andrea
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"I Want You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I think I'll buy myself some plastic water
I guess I should have married Lennon's daughter, yeah - yeah, yeah, yeah Why They're Nonsensical: I just dont get it. Seems he just needed something to rhyme with water ......
Submitted by: Jamie Whitton
| "Over the Mountain"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I heard them tell me that this land of dreams was now
Why They're Nonsensical: Was now? Umm, aren't you mixing tenses, Ozzy? Must be all the drugs.
Submitted by: metalgirl162002
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| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insulting Lyrics:
"Tattooed Dancer"
The Insulting Lyrics: Tattooed dancer
Dance for me bitch Why They're Insulting: Sheesh call a girl a bitch the'yre sure gonna dance with u!
Submitted by: madozzyfan666
| "No More Tears"
The Insulting Lyrics: Your lips are so cold
I don't know what else to say Why They're Insulting: Geez, telling a girl her lips are cold is really gonna score you points with her!
Submitted by: Metalgirl162002
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Dog The Bounty Hunter Theme Song"
The Lyrics: I'm the Dog, The big bad Dog,
The bounty hunter. Who They Mention: Duane 'Dog' Chapman.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Gets me through"
The Song Lyrics: I'm not the kind of person You think I am I'm not the Antichrist or The Iron Man
Song They Mention: Iron Man. Also, the whole 'OMG so satanic' thing a lot of people have with the kind of music Ozzy and co. play.
Submitted by: Illusionist
| "Dreamer"
The Song Lyrics: Wondering, will Mother Earth survive?
Song They Mention: Revelation (Mother Earth)
Submitted by: Ozzhead Number 1
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Song Title Space Change:
"As Hot In The Dark" originally "A Shot In The Dark"
Now, there's a PG-13-rated submission for you!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Band Name Anagrams:
Oozy Rub Zones Submitted by: Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Songs That Are Banned:
"Suicide Solution"
Not a direct ban, but because of the aforementioned events surrounding the tune, much of Ozzy's music was pulled from rotation from several radio stations during the time period, 1985 to 1987. In 1985, the parents of John McCullom sue Ozzy Osbourne, claiming that this song "aided, or advised, or encouraged" their son to commit suicide. In 1987, the judge in the case decides that overt lyrics are protected speech and that the evidence is insufficient to connect the song to the suicide.
Submitted by: Peter
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Dot In The Shark" originally "Shot In The Dark"
Submitted by: Regina Olsen
Names as a Word Bank:
Bob runs on zoos on subs. Submitted by: hamburger456
Can somebody tell me what the hell that means?
Song Lawsuits:
"Suicide Solution"
Ozzy claimed he had originally wrote this song in memory of AC/DC singer Bon Scott, who died of hypothermia in his car after drinking heavily the night earlier. In 1984, a teenager only known as John M. shot himself in the head while listening to the song. John M.'s parents blamed the song for their son's death They hired attorney Thomas Anderson and sued Ozzy for wrongful death. The judge ruled in Ozzy's favor, citing First Amendment rights.
Submitted by: Rocky
Crime Records:
"See Below"
In 1982 he was arrested in Texas for lifting up his dress and urinating on the Alamo, and two years later he was arrested again for public intoxication. In 1989 he was violently drunk and attempted to murder his wife Sharon.
Submitted by: Travis
"Defacing A National Monument"
Stemming from an incident in which Ozzy urinated on the Alamo. This incident was enough to get him banned from the state of Texas.
Submitted by: Celeste
Performers with Handicaps:
"Bipolar Disorder"
Submitted by: TBuck
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"His Potty Mouth"
Ozzy is also known for his potty mouth. In his reality show The Osbournes there were more bleeps than any other show in MTV's history. And people now know where Kelly and Jack get their potty mouths.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Biting Off The Head Of A Bat"
This reportedly happened during a concert in Des Moines, Iowa on January 20, 1982. A concert goer threw the bat on stage. Thinking it was a toy bat, Ozzy then proceeded to bite off its head, then threw the headless carcass back at the audience. He had to have rabies and tetanus shots.
Submitted by: hardrock
