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Fun Music Information -> Ozzy Osbourne

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This is the most recent information about Ozzy Osbourne that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Ozzy Osbourne, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Ozzy Ozbourne, Ozzy Osborne

Quotes:

In 1985 Ozzy reported to drug + alcohol rehab because "I was sick and tired of feeling sick and tired".

Submitted by: Abuse Truce

Sobriety sucks

Submitted by: Celeste

Band Name Origins:

Born Jonathan Osbourne, his last name caused people to nickname him "Ozzy" for short. Needless to say, the nickname stuck. Submitted by: Bill M.
When he was in school, his friends called him "Ozzy" because of his last name. Submitted by: weirdo

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: John Osbourne. Submitted by: Nunna Yr. Biznis

Also known as: John Micheal Osbourne. Submitted by: good qeustion

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Mister 666. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: Vile Defiler/The Urinator. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

Jessica Starshine Osbourne - Nice middle name! And on top of that, Ozzy used to call her "Bombins". Submitted by: Josette

Former Career:

Name	New Career	Comments & Submitter Name
"Ozzy Osbourne"	"Slaughterhouse Worker"	Seems fitting... - Hank

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
Aussie Osbourne	If he were from Down Under- the REAL Oz!	Robert D. Arndt Jr.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Tyler Crowley"	"Mr. Crowley"	Janine
"No More Beers"	"No More Tears"	Cysma
"Drinking All The Booze"	"Breaking All The Rules"	Anonymous Bob
"Lazy Brain"	"Crazy Train"	hardrock
"Wiener"	"Dreamer"	GDatkins85
There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Lay Your World On Me,"	The world can't be laid on anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"No More Tears,"	Sorry Ozzy, even you will have more tears.	Peter
"Party with the Animals,"	Get civilized, Ozzy; party with some people, dude!	Anonymous Bob
"Crazy Train,"	Trains don't have emotions. Maybe crazy engineer..	thayer

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"What Do I Have To Do?," Stabbing Westward	"Bark At The Moon," Ozzy Osbourne
"Who Are You?," The Who	"Aimee," Ozzy Osbourne
"Why Can't We Be Friends," War	"I Don't Know," Ozzy Osbourne
"Stop! Stop! Stop!," The Hollies	"I Don't Wanna Stop," Ozzy Osbourne
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Ark At The Moon" originally "Bark At The Moon"

How did an ark get there?

Peter

"Crazy Rain" originally "Crazy Train"

Ben

"No More Teas" originally "No More Tears"

So Ozzy only wants coffee now?

Dyan Cannonball

"No More Ears" originally "No More Tears"

Time to look for a new career, Ozzy...

Cysma

"Bark At The Moo" originally "Bark At The Moon"

Brad Pit Bulls

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Bark Ate The Moon" originally "Bark At The Moon"

I guess his bite was worse. -:)

Peter

"The Ultimate Sine" originally "The Ultimate Sin"

for those who enjoy trigonometry

Rychendroll

"The Ultimate Sink" originally "The Ultimate Sin"

Rychendroll

"The Ultimate Sign" originally "The Ultimate Sin"

Rychendroll

"The Ultimate Skin" originally "The Ultimate Sin"

Rychendroll

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Bark On Earth" originally "Back On Earth"

So far only planet known to have that sound.

Peter

"Flying Hugh Again" originally "Flying High Again"

Hugh rode in an airplane for a second time.

Calvin Amari

"Crap Door" originally "Trap Door"

Remind me not to go in there.

Peter

"I Don't Snow" originally "I Don't Know"

Peter

"Crazy Trail" originally "Crazy Train"

Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Dec 19

"Crazy Way (The Fart Song)" by Professor Incubus

a parody of "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne

The idea for this song has been going though by head for quite some time and I just got around to writing and recording it recently. Just say no to fava beans, lentil soup and broccoli cheese souffle or they'll be blowin' out your ass in a crazy way!

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Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Breaking all the Rules"	"Baking all the Stools"	harry
"Mr. Crowley"	"Mr. Zorin"	Dylan Baranski
"Bark at the Moon"	"A View to a Kill"	Dylan Baranski
"Goodbye To Romance"	"Goodbye To Donuts"	Phil Alexander
"Crazy Train"	"Crazy Way (The Fart Song)"	Professor Incubus
"Crazy Train"	"Hazy Brain"	blackjack21
"Lightning Strikes"	"Frightening Gripes"	Harry
"Miracle Man"	"Miracle Whip"	Danny Mew
"Hellraiser"	"Street Racer"	Brian Kelly
"Crazy Train"	"Gonna Drown"	DJ Blaze
There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Flying High Again	Any Airline	Rychendroll
Crazy Train	Walt Disney World Railroad	MagicMarker
Journey To The Center Of Eternity	Travel Agencies	Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman
No More Tears	Johnson & Johnson Shampoo	Henry
Back On Earth	Flight Insurance	Crazy-ass white boy
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Crazy Train	Union Pacific	been_a_son
Thank God For The Bomb	Comedy Club	MOR
Bark At The Moon	Sleep Clinic	Lee
Don't Blame Me	Any Criminal Lawyer	Anonymous Bob
Mr. Tinkertrain	Toys 'R' Us	Anonymous Bob
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Hey Jude The Beatles	Let Me Hear You Scream Ozzy Osbourne	Let Me Hear You Scream, Jude Now THAT would be a good duet(?)!	CrazyC63312
I Can't Tell You Why The Eagles	I Don't Know Ozzy Osbourne	I Don't Know Why I Can't Tell You But I do know that I just can't!	Douglas Henry Nutz
Dream On Aerosmith	Dreamer Ozzy Osbourne	Dream On, Dreamer	Joel Martinez
My Name Is Eminem	Mr. Crowley Ozzy Osbourne	My Name Is Mr. Crowley And you'd better RUN!!!	Jed
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Donny Osbourne

Donny Osmond combined with Ozzy Osbourne

Submitted By: Frank Hotdog

Ozzy Top

Ozzy Osbourne combined with ZZ Top

Since there are two Z's in Ozzy, it might make for a worthwhile combo!

Submitted By: Dobbs

Ozzy Osmond

Ozzy Osbourne combined with Donny Osmond

Tee hee

Submitted By: hamburger456

The Ozzy Osmond Brothers

Ozzy Osbourne combined with The Osmond Brothers

Imagine those teeth biting off bat heads.

Submitted By: Rob

Misheard Lyrics:

"Bark at the Moon" Misheard Lyrics: Bucket the mole Original Lyrics: Bark at the moon.	"Suicide Solution" Misheard Lyrics: Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker Suicide is slow and bitter Take your time to drown your sorrows There is no way to wake up tomorrow Original Lyrics: Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker Suicide is slow with liquor Take a bottle Drown your sorrows Then it floods away tomorrows.
"Crazy Train" Misheard Lyrics: Knuckle bones start screaming Original Lyrics: Mental wounds start screaming	"Mr. Crowley" Misheard Lyrics: Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white whores Original Lyrics: Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse?
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"I Don't Want to Change the World"

Misheard Lyrics:

I don't want to chain the world
I don't want the world to chain me.

Original Lyrics:

I don't want to change the world
I don't want the world to change me

Story about this misheard lyric by: Crazy Guy

Durring some of his live recordings of this song, it sounds like he says chain.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Crazy Train"

Better Lyrics:

ITS MY EYE! hahaha!
eye eye eye...
Lazy, thats how my eye is.
It rambles, and wanders, looking at things.
Maybe, it's not too late,
to get it corrected, oh wouldnt that be great...
Lazy eye keeps crossing, driving you insane,
I'm lookin all around with my lazy eye.
I'm lookin all around with my lazy eye.

Original Lyrics:

All aboard, Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa

(I-te) Ite ite ite ite ite ite ite

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Drivin' me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

Submitted by: ?

"Perry Mason"

Better Lyrics:

Who will stand up for your race?
We need Johnnie Cochran.
Someone to get in their face.
Calling Johnnie Cochran again.

Original Lyrics:

Who is the man on the case?
We need Perry Mason.
Someone to put you in place
Calling Perry Mason again.

Submitted by: rocksoul

"Mr. Crowley"

Better Lyrics:

Mr. Rogers, why don't you call yourself Fred?

Original Lyrics:

Mr. Crowley, what went down in your head?

Submitted by: Enema

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Mr Tinkertrain" The Funny Lyrics: They call me Mr Tinkertrain That's how I got to get my name Why They're Funny: Oh really? You got to get your name from people calling you by it? What a novel concept! Submitted by: Fallon	"Back On Earth" The Funny Lyrics: I have fallen from grace, and my ashes are scattered .... ((but later it says)) Bury me deep, just to cover my sins... Why They're Funny: Uh, how can he be burried if he's already been scattered? Submitted by: Carly
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"See You On The Other Side"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

I'm gonna see you
See you on the other side

Why They're Repetitive:

No, you won't see me because I'll be too busy running away from your repetetive ass!

Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

"I Just Want You"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

I just want you

Why They're Repetitive:

The last verse is about 4 long lines-all but about 6 words are i just want you. I'm a big ozzy fan but...

Submitted by: Andrea

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"I Want You" The Nonsensical Lyrics: I think I'll buy myself some plastic water I guess I should have married Lennon's daughter, yeah - yeah, yeah, yeah Why They're Nonsensical: I just dont get it. Seems he just needed something to rhyme with water ...... Submitted by: Jamie Whitton	"Over the Mountain" The Nonsensical Lyrics: I heard them tell me that this land of dreams was now Why They're Nonsensical: Was now? Umm, aren't you mixing tenses, Ozzy? Must be all the drugs. Submitted by: metalgirl162002
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Tattooed Dancer"

The Insulting Lyrics:

Tattooed dancer
Dance for me bitch

Why They're Insulting:

Sheesh call a girl a bitch the'yre sure gonna dance with u!

Submitted by: madozzyfan666

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Dog The Bounty Hunter Theme Song"

The Lyrics:

I'm the Dog, The big bad Dog,
The bounty hunter.

Who They Mention:

Duane 'Dog' Chapman.

Submitted by: Celeste

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Gets me through"

The Song Lyrics:

I'm not the kind of person You think I am I'm not the Antichrist or The Iron Man

Song They Mention:

Iron Man. Also, the whole 'OMG so satanic' thing a lot of people have with the kind of music Ozzy and co. play.

Submitted by: Illusionist

"Dreamer"

The Song Lyrics:

Wondering, will Mother Earth survive?

Song They Mention:

Revelation (Mother Earth)

Submitted by: Ozzhead Number 1

Song Title Space Change:

"Bar Kat The Moon" originally "Bark At The Moon"

Submitted by: Peter

"As Hot In The Dark" originally "A Shot In The Dark"

Now, there's a PG-13-rated submission for you!

Submitted by: Jonathan S.

Band Name Anagrams:

Oozy Rub Zones Submitted by: Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit

Song Title Anagrams:

"Ken Hid Shot Rat" originally "Shot In The Dark"

Submitted by: Lauryn Canna

"Shaken Hot Dirt" originally "Shot In The Dark"

Submitted by: Lauryn Canna

"Host In The Dark" originally "Shot In The Dark"

Submitted by: Lauryn Canna

"The Hot Dark Sin" originally "Shot In The Dark"

Submitted by: Lauryn Canna

"Hid Token Trash" originally "Shot In The Dark"

Submitted by: Lauryn Canna

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Suicide Solution"

Not a direct ban, but because of the aforementioned events surrounding the tune, much of Ozzy's music was pulled from rotation from several radio stations during the time period, 1985 to 1987. In 1985, the parents of John McCullom sue Ozzy Osbourne, claiming that this song "aided, or advised, or encouraged" their son to commit suicide. In 1987, the judge in the case decides that overt lyrics are protected speech and that the evidence is insufficient to connect the song to the suicide.

Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Dot In The Shark" originally "Shot In The Dark"

Submitted by: Regina Olsen

Names as a Word Bank:

Bob runs on zoos on subs. Submitted by: hamburger456

Can somebody tell me what the hell that means?

Song Lawsuits:

"Suicide Solution"

Ozzy claimed he had originally wrote this song in memory of AC/DC singer Bon Scott, who died of hypothermia in his car after drinking heavily the night earlier. In 1984, a teenager only known as John M. shot himself in the head while listening to the song. John M.'s parents blamed the song for their son's death They hired attorney Thomas Anderson and sued Ozzy for wrongful death. The judge ruled in Ozzy's favor, citing First Amendment rights.

Submitted by: Rocky

Crime Records:

"See Below"

In 1982 he was arrested in Texas for lifting up his dress and urinating on the Alamo, and two years later he was arrested again for public intoxication. In 1989 he was violently drunk and attempted to murder his wife Sharon.

Submitted by: Travis

"Defacing A National Monument"

Stemming from an incident in which Ozzy urinated on the Alamo. This incident was enough to get him banned from the state of Texas.

Submitted by: Celeste

Performers with Handicaps:

"Bipolar Disorder"

Submitted by: TBuck

Backwards Messages:

"Crazy Train"

In the end, where it sounds like a baby cooing, it's actually one of the studio crew saying "eggs" with his voice sped up. The story is that Mr. Osbourne asked the bloke what he ate for breakfast. The crewman said "eggs", and they warped the voice and tacked it on the end of the song.

Submitted by: Ricky

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Having his daughters on an out-take reel with him"

Ozzy Osbourne was shooting a commercial back in 1984 with his two daughters Aimee and Kelly. The first time that they did this one of the kids puked on him. The second time they did it Aimee sneezed on his hand.

Ozzy said "Oh my god! Why? Why can't you be more like the Osmonds?

Submitted by: Celeste

"Urinating On The Alamo"

Ozzy Osbourne was arrested and charged with defacing a national monument. This incident was enough to get him banned from the state of Texas

Submitted by: Celeste

"His Potty Mouth"

Ozzy is also known for his potty mouth. In his reality show The Osbournes there were more bleeps than any other show in MTV's history. And people now know where Kelly and Jack get their potty mouths.

Submitted by: Celeste

"Biting Off The Head Of A Bat"

This reportedly happened during a concert in Des Moines, Iowa on January 20, 1982. A concert goer threw the bat on stage. Thinking it was a toy bat, Ozzy then proceeded to bite off its head, then threw the headless carcass back at the audience. He had to have rabies and tetanus shots.

Submitted by: hardrock