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Fun Music Information -> Ozzy Osbourne

Album cover parody of Black Rain by Ozzy Osbourne
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Ozzy Ozbourne, Ozzy Osborne

Quotes:

In 1985 Ozzy reported to drug + alcohol rehab because "I was sick and tired of feeling sick and tired".
Submitted by: Abuse Truce
Sobriety sucks
Submitted by: Celeste

Band Name Origins:

  • Born Jonathan Osbourne, his last name caused people to nickname him "Ozzy" for short. Needless to say, the nickname stuck. Submitted by: Bill M.
  • When he was in school, his friends called him "Ozzy" because of his last name. Submitted by: weirdo

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: John Osbourne. Submitted by: Nunna Yr. Biznis

Also known as: John Micheal Osbourne. Submitted by: good qeustion

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Mister 666. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: Vile Defiler/The Urinator. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Jessica Starshine Osbourne - Nice middle name! And on top of that, Ozzy used to call her "Bombins". Submitted by: Josette

Former Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Ozzy Osbourne""Slaughterhouse Worker"Seems fitting... - Hank

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Aussie OsbourneIf he were from Down Under- the REAL Oz!Robert D. Arndt Jr.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Tyler Crowley""Mr. Crowley"Janine
"No More Beers""No More Tears"Cysma
"Drinking All The Booze""Breaking All The Rules"Anonymous Bob
"Lazy Brain""Crazy Train"hardrock
"Wiener""Dreamer"GDatkins85

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Jump The Moon,"It's too big and too far away to do this.Yvette Bristle
"Lay Your World On Me,"The world can't be laid on anyone.Yvette Bristle
"No More Tears,"Sorry Ozzy, even you will have more tears.Peter
"Party with the Animals,"Get civilized, Ozzy; party with some people, dude!Anonymous Bob
"Crazy Train,"Trains don't have emotions. Maybe crazy engineer..thayer

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Just Stop," Disturbed"I Don't Wanna Stop," Ozzy Osbourne
"What's Your Name?," Lynyrd Skynyrd"I Don't Know," Ozzy Osbourne
"Carry That Weight," The Beatles"Lay Your World On Me," Ozzy Osbourne
"Where Do You Think You're Going?," Dire Straits"Over The Mountain," Ozzy Osbourne
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Ark At The Moon" originally "Bark At The Moon"
How did an ark get there?
Peter
"Crazy Rain" originally "Crazy Train"
Ben
"No More Teas" originally "No More Tears"
So Ozzy only wants coffee now?
Dyan Cannonball
"No More Ears" originally "No More Tears"
Time to look for a new career, Ozzy...
Cysma
"Bark At The Moo" originally "Bark At The Moon"
Brad Pit Bulls

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Bark Ate The Moon" originally "Bark At The Moon"
I guess his bite was worse. -:)
Peter
"The Ultimate Sine" originally "The Ultimate Sin"
for those who enjoy trigonometry
Rychendroll
"The Ultimate Sink" originally "The Ultimate Sin"
Rychendroll
"The Ultimate Sign" originally "The Ultimate Sin"
Rychendroll
"The Ultimate Skin" originally "The Ultimate Sin"
Rychendroll

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Bark On Earth" originally "Back On Earth"
So far only planet known to have that sound.
Peter
"Flying Hugh Again" originally "Flying High Again"
Hugh rode in an airplane for a second time.
Calvin Amari
"Crap Door" originally "Trap Door"
Remind me not to go in there.
Peter
"I Don't Snow" originally "I Don't Know"
Peter
"Crazy Trail" originally "Crazy Train"
Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Dec 19
a parody of "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne
The idea for this song has been going though by head for quite some time and I just got around to writing and recording it recently. Just say no to fava beans, lentil soup and broccoli cheese souffle or they'll be blowin' out your ass in a crazy way!
Soundclick: (Soundclick)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"I Just Want You""I Just Want You Part 2 - The Lost Verses"mouselover
"Breaking all the Rules""Baking all the Stools"harry
"Mr. Crowley""Mr. Zorin"Dylan Baranski
"Bark at the Moon""A View to a Kill"Dylan Baranski
"Goodbye To Romance""Goodbye To Donuts"Phil Alexander
"Crazy Train""Crazy Way (The Fart Song)"Professor Incubus
"Crazy Train""Hazy Brain"blackjack21
"Lightning Strikes""Frightening Gripes"Harry
"Miracle Man""Miracle Whip"Danny Mew
"Hellraiser""Street Racer"Brian Kelly

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Flying High AgainAny AirlineRychendroll
Crazy TrainWalt Disney World RailroadMagicMarker
Journey To The Center Of EternityTravel AgenciesShawna 'Spooky' Lowman
No More TearsJohnson & Johnson ShampooHenry
Back On EarthFlight InsuranceCrazy-ass white boy
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Crazy TrainUnion Pacificbeen_a_son
Thank God For The BombComedy ClubMOR
Bark At The MoonSleep ClinicLee
Don't Blame MeAny Criminal LawyerAnonymous Bob
Mr. TinkertrainToys 'R' UsAnonymous Bob
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Rock And Roll (Will Take You To The Mountain)
   Skrillex
Over The Mountain
   Ozzy Osbourne
Rock And Roll (Will Take You Over The Mountain)
GlamRockNinjaLord
Hey Jude
   The Beatles
Let Me Hear You Scream
   Ozzy Osbourne
Let Me Hear You Scream, Jude
Now THAT would be a good duet(?)!
CrazyC63312
Hang On, Sloopy
   The McCoys
Mama, I'm Coming Home
   Ozzy Osbourne
Hang On Sloopy, I'm Coming Home
Sounds like he's waiting for his mom to come home
Jen
I Can't Tell You Why
   The Eagles
I Don't Know
   Ozzy Osbourne
I Don't Know Why I Can't Tell You
But I do know that I just can't!
Douglas Henry Nutz
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Donny Osbourne
Donny Osmond combined with Ozzy Osbourne
Submitted By: Frank Hotdog
Ozzy Nelson
Ozzy Osbourne combined with Willie Nelson
Old time tv star.
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord
Ozzy Top
Ozzy Osbourne combined with ZZ Top
Since there are two Z's in Ozzy, it might make for a worthwhile combo!
Submitted By: Dobbs
Ozzy Osmond
Ozzy Osbourne combined with Donny Osmond
Tee hee
Submitted By: hamburger456

There are additional Ozzy Osbourne Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"No More Tears"
Misheard Lyrics:
no more jizz
Original Lyrics:
no more tears
"Bark at the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bucket the mole
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon.
"Suicide Solution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow and bitter
Take your time to drown your sorrows
There is no way to wake up tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle
Drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows.
"Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knuckle bones start screaming
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds start screaming
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"I Don't Want to Change the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to chain the world
I don't want the world to chain me.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to change the world
I don't want the world to change me

Story about this misheard lyric by: Crazy Guy

Durring some of his live recordings of this song, it sounds like he says chain.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Crazy Train"
Better Lyrics:
ITS MY EYE! hahaha!
eye eye eye...
Lazy, thats how my eye is.
It rambles, and wanders, looking at things.
Maybe, it's not too late,
to get it corrected, oh wouldnt that be great...
Lazy eye keeps crossing, driving you insane,
I'm lookin all around with my lazy eye.
I'm lookin all around with my lazy eye.
Original Lyrics:
All aboard, Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa

(I-te) Ite ite ite ite ite ite ite

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Drivin' me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
Submitted by: ?
"Perry Mason"
Better Lyrics:
Who will stand up for your race?
We need Johnnie Cochran.
Someone to get in their face.
Calling Johnnie Cochran again.
Original Lyrics:
Who is the man on the case?
We need Perry Mason.
Someone to put you in place
Calling Perry Mason again.
Submitted by: rocksoul
"Mr. Crowley"
Better Lyrics:
Mr. Rogers, why don't you call yourself Fred?
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Crowley, what went down in your head?
Submitted by: Enema

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Mr Tinkertrain"
The Funny Lyrics:
They call me Mr Tinkertrain That's how I got to get my name
Why They're Funny:
Oh really? You got to get your name from people calling you by it? What a novel concept!
Submitted by: Fallon
"Back On Earth"
The Funny Lyrics:
I have fallen from grace, and my ashes are scattered .... ((but later it says)) Bury me deep, just to cover my sins...
Why They're Funny:
Uh, how can he be burried if he's already been scattered?
Submitted by: Carly
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"See You On The Other Side"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I'm gonna see you
See you on the other side
Why They're Repetitive:
No, you won't see me because I'll be too busy running away from your repetetive ass!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"I Just Want You"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I just want you
Why They're Repetitive:
The last verse is about 4 long lines-all but about 6 words are i just want you. I'm a big ozzy fan but...
Submitted by: Andrea

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"I Want You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I think I'll buy myself some plastic water
I guess I should have married Lennon's daughter,
yeah - yeah, yeah, yeah
Why They're Nonsensical:
I just dont get it. Seems he just needed something to rhyme with water ......
Submitted by: Jamie Whitton
"Over the Mountain"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I heard them tell me that this land of dreams was now
Why They're Nonsensical:
Was now? Umm, aren't you mixing tenses, Ozzy? Must be all the drugs.
Submitted by: metalgirl162002
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Tattooed Dancer"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Tattooed dancer
Dance for me bitch
Why They're Insulting:
Sheesh call a girl a bitch the'yre sure gonna dance with u!
Submitted by: madozzyfan666
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Mr. Crowley"
The Lyrics:
Mr. Crowley, what went wrong in your head?
Who They Mention:
Aleister Crowley
Submitted by: David Jones
"Dog The Bounty Hunter Theme Song"
The Lyrics:
I'm the Dog, The big bad Dog,
The bounty hunter.
Who They Mention:
Duane 'Dog' Chapman.
Submitted by: Celeste

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Gets me through"
The Song Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of person You think I am I'm not the Antichrist or The Iron Man
Song They Mention:
Iron Man. Also, the whole 'OMG so satanic' thing a lot of people have with the kind of music Ozzy and co. play.
Submitted by: Illusionist
"Dreamer"
The Song Lyrics:
Wondering, will Mother Earth survive?
Song They Mention:
Revelation (Mother Earth)
Submitted by: Ozzhead Number 1

Song Title Space Change:

"Bar Kat The Moon" originally "Bark At The Moon"
Submitted by: Peter
"As Hot In The Dark" originally "A Shot In The Dark"
Now, there's a PG-13-rated submission for you!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.

Band Name Anagrams:

Oozy Rub Zones Submitted by: Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit

Song Title Anagrams:

"Ken Hid Shot Rat" originally "Shot In The Dark"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Shaken Hot Dirt" originally "Shot In The Dark"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Host In The Dark" originally "Shot In The Dark"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"The Hot Dark Sin" originally "Shot In The Dark"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Hid Token Trash" originally "Shot In The Dark"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Suicide Solution"
Not a direct ban, but because of the aforementioned events surrounding the tune, much of Ozzy's music was pulled from rotation from several radio stations during the time period, 1985 to 1987. In 1985, the parents of John McCullom sue Ozzy Osbourne, claiming that this song "aided, or advised, or encouraged" their son to commit suicide. In 1987, the judge in the case decides that overt lyrics are protected speech and that the evidence is insufficient to connect the song to the suicide.
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Dot In The Shark" originally "Shot In The Dark"
Submitted by: Regina Olsen

Names as a Word Bank:

Bob runs on zoos on subs. Submitted by: hamburger456
Can somebody tell me what the hell that means?

Song Lawsuits:

"Suicide Solution"
Ozzy claimed he had originally wrote this song in memory of AC/DC singer Bon Scott, who died of hypothermia in his car after drinking heavily the night earlier. In 1984, a teenager only known as John M. shot himself in the head while listening to the song. John M.'s parents blamed the song for their son's death They hired attorney Thomas Anderson and sued Ozzy for wrongful death. The judge ruled in Ozzy's favor, citing First Amendment rights.
Submitted by: Rocky

Crime Records:

"See Below"
In 1982 he was arrested in Texas for lifting up his dress and urinating on the Alamo, and two years later he was arrested again for public intoxication. In 1989 he was violently drunk and attempted to murder his wife Sharon.
Submitted by: Travis
"Defacing A National Monument"
Stemming from an incident in which Ozzy urinated on the Alamo. This incident was enough to get him banned from the state of Texas.
Submitted by: Celeste

Performers with Handicaps:

"Bipolar Disorder"
Submitted by: TBuck

Backwards Messages:

"Crazy Train"
In the end, where it sounds like a baby cooing, it's actually one of the studio crew saying "eggs" with his voice sped up. The story is that Mr. Osbourne asked the bloke what he ate for breakfast. The crewman said "eggs", and they warped the voice and tacked it on the end of the song.
Submitted by: Ricky

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Having his daughters on an out-take reel with him"
Ozzy Osbourne was shooting a commercial back in 1984 with his two daughters Aimee and Kelly. The first time that they did this one of the kids puked on him. The second time they did it Aimee sneezed on his hand.



Ozzy said "Oh my god! Why? Why can't you be more like the Osmonds?
Submitted by: Celeste
"Urinating On The Alamo"
Ozzy Osbourne was arrested and charged with defacing a national monument. This incident was enough to get him banned from the state of Texas
Submitted by: Celeste
"His Potty Mouth"
Ozzy is also known for his potty mouth. In his reality show The Osbournes there were more bleeps than any other show in MTV's history. And people now know where Kelly and Jack get their potty mouths.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Biting Off The Head Of A Bat"
This reportedly happened during a concert in Des Moines, Iowa on January 20, 1982. A concert goer threw the bat on stage. Thinking it was a toy bat, Ozzy then proceeded to bite off its head, then threw the headless carcass back at the audience. He had to have rabies and tetanus shots.
Submitted by: hardrock

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

"The Wizard of Oz" movie
Look at the names
Submitted by: Rock'n'Roll Wizzard in the Blizzard
Australia Tourism
Australia is sometimes nicknamed "Oz"
Submitted by: Koala Bear

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"Crazy Train"
The Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train!
Why:
Worst possible thing to hear in a psychiatric ward.
Submitted by: G

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