Fun Music Information -> Clay Aiken
This is the most recent information about Clay Aiken that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Clay Aiken, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Clay AikanStrange Offspring Names:
- Parker Foster Aiken - Parker is his mother's last name, Foster is the baby's mother's last name and Aiken is his last name. Submitted by: Anny
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I'm A Stalker" | "Invisible" | Idiot101 |
| "If I Was The Principal" | "Invisible" | Tiger No. 27 |
| "The Day" | "The Way" | Andrew Darwitan |
| "The Ray" | "The Way" | Andrew Darwitan |
| "Invincible" | "Invisible" | Andrew Darwitan |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Invisible," | Even if he was... | Tejayes |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Name Of The Game" | "Solitaire," Clay Aiken | Raphael |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"On The Wigs Of Love" originally "On The Wings Of Love"
Bridget Andrews
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Invisible" | "Unlistenable" | TedSeay |
| "Invisible" | "Invincible (videogame cheater theme song)" | Joseph Fernandez |
| "I Survived You" | "My Hard Drive Blew" | Tasapio |
| "Invisible" | "invincible" | Rae |
| "I Will Carry You" | "I Will Tie Your Shoe" | Tasapio |
| "I Will Carry You" | "I Will Marry You" | Major B |
| "Invisible" | "Chucky's Theme Song" | Duane Barry |
| "Hold Me" | "Poll Me" | John A. Barry |
| "Invisible" | "Really Bad Trust Issues" | Major B |
| "No More Sad Songs" | "No More Pink Thongs" | Major B |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| I Will Carry You | Lord of the Rings: Return of the King DVD | la chica con la flauta |
| Solitaire | Playing Cards | Kim Graz |
| The Way | Automobile Navigation System | Webster7 |
| Invisible | Scotch Tape | Ed |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Invisible | Stalker Hotline | Lucy |
| Invisible | Stalker Victims' Hotline | roachc420 |
| I Survived You | Funeral Home | Kerianne |
| Measure Of A Man | Erectile Dysfunction Clinic | Kerianne |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Will Survive Gloria Gaynor | I Survived You Clay Aiken | I Will Survive You | Da Phoenix |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Jars Of Clay Aiken
Jars Of Clay combined with Clay Aiken
Christian rock meets American Idol!
Submitted By: nally
Misheard Lyrics:
"A Thousand Days"
Misheard Lyrics: And in two thousand eight Two thousand nine are not enough Cause I can't hold back the way I feel About my love
Original Lyrics: And its a thousand days A thousand nights not enough Cause I can't hold back the way I feel About my love
| "A Thousand Days"
Misheard Lyrics: And in two thousand eight And two thousand nine
Original Lyrics: Cause it's a thousand days And a thousand nights
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"A Thousand Days"
Misheard Lyrics: Two thousand eight
Two thousand nine Original Lyrics: A thousand days
A thousand nights | "I Survived You"
Misheard Lyrics: You wrote me off like Iowans do.
Original Lyrics: You wrote me off like I was doomed.
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Invisible"
Misheard Lyrics: If pots were unbreakable
Original Lyrics: If hearts were unbreakable
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Chellovsky This song is really funny and i have no idea why my brother downloaded it - for a laugh, perhaps? :-) We both thought he sang, 'If pots were unbreakable'. We both said, 'Who writes this crap about stalkers and crockery?' |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Invisible"
Better Lyrics:
If I was homosexual, wait I already am.
Original Lyrics:
If I was invisible, wait I already am.
Submitted by: Sean Smith
Funny Lyrics:
"Invisible"
The Funny Lyrics: If i was invisible, and i could just watch you in your room, if i was unbreakable, I'd make you mine tonight.
Why They're Funny: Soooo...you're saying if you were invisible, you would stalk me and then rape me?Pervert.
Submitted by: Anna
| "Invisble"
The Funny Lyrics: If i was invisible, and i could just watch you in your room,
if i was unbreakable, I'd make you mine tonight. Why They're Funny: He's making himself out to be a stalker... would you want clay Aiken in your room watching you and you couldn't see him?
Submitted by: brittanymalitany
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Invisible"
The Repetitive Lyrics: If I was invisible
Why They're Repetitive: Well, you're not invisible. Ever since you got a record deal from being the runner up on American Idol 2.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"When You Say You Love Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: They say if you wanna make God laugh
Then all you gotta do is tell Him your plans Why They're Misrhymed: this is a Human Nature song! written by Darren Hayes! in reply to whoever said he needs better songwriters, Darren Hayes wrote it, and gave it to Human Nature, alot of Darren Hayes songs dont rhyme, they dont need to
Submitted by: Chodes
| "Touch"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Blue, is the ocean in your eyes
Blue as cool September skies, as a lonely waterfall Red, is the fire in your heart For the passion and love that we make As the sunset is fading away Why They're Misrhymed: Yyeeaa.....eyes, waterfall, heart, and away soooo rhyme! Didnt you know that!? Thats insane...he is awesome as he11, but dude...hahahhaahahahaha
Submitted by: ~~n*e*v*e*l*s~~
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Invisible"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room If I was invincible I'd make you mine tonight If hearts were unbreakable Then I could just tell you where I stand I would be the smartest man If I was invisible (Wait..I already am) Why They're Inappropriate: Ok if you read this it says if I was invisible I would just watch you in your room and then later he says Wait I already am. So does that mean that there are currently invisible Clay Aiken's watching you in your room?
Submitted by: Jess
| "Invisible"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: If I was invisible, I would just watch you in your room! If I could be a fly on your wall!
Why They're Inappropriate: He wants to stalk you!
Submitted by: Diana
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Invisible"
The Lyrics: If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room Why: Well, if a guy (or girl for that matter) sings THIS to you, that's the part where you run, don't walk, away...
Submitted by: Wormy
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Invisible"
The Lyrics: If I was invisible
Why: I adore Clay, but the grammar error is pretty annoying. "were" would be the proper term.
Submitted by: Kayla
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