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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Marylin Manson, Marilynn Manson

Quotes:

"Music is the strongest kind of magic."
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
“I fear being like everyone I hate, I fear failure, I fear losing control. I love balancing between chaos and control with everything I do. I always have a fear of going one way or another, getting lost in something, or losing everything to get lost in. And I fear being a completely acceptable sheep in society.” In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show. People tend to associate anyone who looks and behaves differently with illegal or immoral activity. This is the culture you're raising your kids in. Don't be surprised if it blows up in your face.
Submitted by: KT

Jokes:

What type of shampoo did Marilyn Manson use? Head and Shoulders.
Submitted by: xxxSkaii
Marilyn Manson calls his ex-wife Dita Von Teese often and has told her he made "a big mistake". It was his last album, 'Eat Me, Drink Me.'
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional music jokes available.

Band Name Origins:

  • Everyone is failing to remember that Brian Warner's mother also named a rat that was meant to be food for his snake Marilyn. Submitted by: d
  • Although the comments about Marilyn Monroe and Charles Manson are correct, there is more to the story. In his Autobiography, Manson says that he uses the name as a comment on the status quo, because he chose Marilyn Monroe, whom the world loved, and Charles Manson, whom the world hated. Submitted by: RedBlade

Stupid Band Names:

  • This artist is not a woman, nor is he related to Charles Manson (and his REAL surname isn't Manson, either). Yes, I'm aware the artist PICKED this as a pseudonym of sorts, but that doesn't mean it isn't incredibly lame-sounding! Submitted by: Jonathan S.

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Brian Hugh Warner. Submitted by: missmikey612

Also known as: Brian Hugh Warner. Submitted by: Charlotte

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Mazza. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Suicideika - A fictional child supposedly borne by Manson's mistress, Ms. Dita von Teese. Ms. von Teese doesn't have any kids, therefore Suicideika does not exist. Manson has said that he would like to be a father, but doesn't feel that he is ready yet. (He's about 37, he'd better hurry up.) Submitted by: LadyGaladriel
  • Gunther Goth - Marilyn Manson has no children, you r*****. Apparently some people need to do some research before pulling names out of their a**es. Submitted by: Melissa
  • Gunther Goth - hey yall! this name is veryyy strange lol! he is a tad weirdi guess... jesus loves yall god bless!! keek x Submitted by: Dyekiki
  • Suicideika - This child does NOT exist!!! What the f*** would a limpbizkit fan know???? (Editor's note: It DOES make for a good argument, doesn't it?!) Submitted by: Missi
  • Suicideika Manson - I think there are actually laws that prevent people from giving children names like this (seriously). Also, I don't believe this child actually exists. Who is her mother and when was she born? Submitted by: Maggie
  • Suicideika Manson - I'm not so sure that he wouldn't name his kid Charlie. Submitted by: limpbizkitfreak

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things""You ain't right, kid." He also directed a 30 minute backstage concert video that comes with The Golden Age of Grotesque. :) - tictacs941

New Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Mad Scientist"he left the band, went back to Florida, sued for breach of contract, and that's all I know - tictacs941

Former Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Marilyn Manson""Music Journalist"It was for a Florida magazine - tictacs941

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Come White"A pill to make you numb A pill to make you dumb A pill to make you anybody else But all the drugs in this world Won't save her from herself - Katy

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Marilyn MonsoonNow he's a weather condition!Bob

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"The Beat of the People""The Beautiful People"Kevan
"Minute of Celery""Minute of Decay"superman_in_your_pants
"the beautiful meat ball""the beautiful people"bobby
"The Putrid People""The Beautiful People"CraZedOverMansoN
"The Beautiful Meatball""The Beautiful People"necrolord

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Disposable Teens,"Every human being is irreplaceable.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me),"Drugs have no personal likings or preferences.Heather Brockwell
"Putting Holes In Happiness,"How can you put holes in an emotion?Bookworm7896
"Rock Is Dead,"Rocks can't die and rock the genre will never die.CDD

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Eulogy For A Rock Band," Weezer"Rock Is Dead," Marilyn Manson
"Long Live Rock," The Who"Rock Is Dead," Marilyn Manson
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi"The Dope Show," Marilyn Manson
"Real Bad News," Aimee Mann"Rock Is Dead," Marilyn Manson
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Rugs Like Me)" originally "I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)"
Carmen Vortex Street
"I Don't Like The Rugs (But The Drugs Like Me)" originally "I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)"
Carmen Vortex Street
"The Doe Show" originally "The Dope Show"
Tracy Frummond
"Irresponsible Hat Anthem" originally "Irresponsible Hate Anthem"
Regina Olsen

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"The Last Day On Hearth" originally "The Last Day On Earth"
Regina Olsen
"The Blast Day On Earth" originally "The Last Day On Earth "
Sounds like a science fiction movie.
Peter
"Rock Is Dread" originally "Rock Is Dead"
Angelina Laide
"Rocky Is Dead" originally "Rock Is Dead"
Angelina Laide
"The Fright Song" originally "The Fight Song"
Halloweena Jolie

Change a Letter:

"The Hope Show" originally "The Dope Show"
Joe Siebert
"The Rope Show" originally "The Dope Show"
Joe Siebert
"The Depth Song" originally "The Death Song"
Jamie Burke
"Burying Flag" originally "Burning Flag"
Alison Runyon
"The Dope Shop" originally "The Dope Show"
Candace Mercer

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"This is Halloween""This is Hagerstown"BlackBirdSeth
"The Beautiful People""The Inbred People"BlackBirdSeth
"This is Halloween""This is Tennessee"Demolition Derby Ford Pinto
"The Dope Show""The Art Show"Luis Matias
"The Beautiful People""The Beautiful Pizza"Chance Gollnick
"The Dope Show""The Dress Code"Matthias
"Tainted Love""Bloody Limbs"Below Average Dave
"The Beautiful People""My Wonderful Peephole"Agrimorfee
"The Beautiful People""He's Fraudulent People"Blaydeman
"The Minute of Decay""The Minute of Takei"Rex Ungericht

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
User FriendlyMicrosoft WindowsBrandon Reina
I Don't Like the Drugs, But The Drugs Like MeAnti-drug public service announcementhamburger456
I Want To DisappearWitness Protection Programtictacs941
Get Your GunnNRA (national rifle association) promotictacs941
The Beautiful PeopleBeautiful People (A show on ABC Family)sXe LeXi 5X2
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Coma BlackCardiac surgeon's officeGrotesque Burlesque
I Put A Spell On YouStalker Helplinerainkeltoia
SlutgardenWedding Chapeltictacs941
Valentine's DayDating servicetictacs941
Angel with the Scabbed WingsNarcotics Anonymous,sex addictstictacs941
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Get This!
   Slipknot
This Is The New S***, People
   Marilyn Manson
Get This S***, People!
Glenn Rousseau
There's No Business Like Show Business
   Ethel Merman
The Dope Show
   Marilyn Manson
There's No Business Like The Dope Show Business
Now there's a freakin' wild duet for you!
Terror Reid
God Only Knows
   Beach Boys
Beautiful People
   Marilyn Manson
God Only Knows Beautiful People
What's that, favortisim?!
Paul Warren
Beat It
   Michael Jackson
The Beautiful People
   Marilyn Manson
Beat It, Beautiful People!
Really, you're BORING ME!!!
PerzinPen18
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Marilyn Hanson
Hanson combined with Marilyn Manson
I don't think he'd quite fit in, though.
Submitted By: Dobbs
My Marilyn Romancin'
My Chemical Romance combined with Marilyn Manson
Don't tell them I did this.
Submitted By: tictacs941
Marilyn Manson McCoo
Marilyn Manson combined with Marilyn McCoo
Is Manson really Marilyn McCoo's middle name? I doubt it.
Submitted By: Isac
Marilyn Madasun
Marilyn Manson combined with Madasun
Oscar Madison's evil great niece!
Submitted By: Eac Zeffron

There are additional Marilyn Manson Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Don't Like the Drugs (The Drugs Like Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a simple old soul made to look like like a human fetus.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a sample of a soul
Made to look just like a human being.
"Posthuman"
Misheard Lyrics:
God is just a statue stick
Original Lyrics:
God is just a statistic
"Rock Is Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your six and your dumb
Original Lyrics:
Your sex and your dope
"Man That You Fear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muscles at you feet.
Original Lyrics:
Muscles atrophied.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"I Don't Like the Drugs (The Drugs Like Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a simple old soul made to look like like a human fetus.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a sample of a soul
Made to look just like a human being.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Jess

No one corrected me. And I am embarrassed.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes"
Better Lyrics:
Oh my God

Oh my God

They killed...

Kenny!
Original Lyrics:
Kill your God

Kill your God

Kill your...

TV!
Submitted by: Archie C.
"The Beautiful People"
Better Lyrics:
A-Rod, how do you play?
Certainly looks like you're playing for free.
A-Rod, you like counting the green?
With all that greed man, its hard to play clean.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, you what do you say.
Something beautiful, something free.
Hey you you're trying to be mean.
You live with apes man, its hard to be clean.
Submitted by: Michael

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Disposable Teens"
The Funny Lyrics:
Rebel from the waste down
Why They're Funny:
I don't know, maybe 'cause it sounds a little dirty
Submitted by: tictacs941
"Doll-dagga Buzz-buzz Ziggety-zag"
The Funny Lyrics:
Doll-Dagga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety Zag
Why They're Funny:
It's just stupid, but it's still funny. Apparently it's a drug reference, anyway he rocks I just find this line a bit silly.
Submitted by: Rynn
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"1996"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
anti choice
anti girl
I am the anti-flag unfurled
anti white and anti man
I got the anti-future plan
Why They're Repetitive:
I counted about 40 "anti"s in this song.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
"Personal Jesus"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith
Why They're Repetitive:
I personally think he's singing to either a deaf person or somebody with an extremely short attention span
Submitted by: wot duz 'your name' mean?
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"1996"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Anti-Gay and Anti-Dope,
I am the Faggot Anti-Pope
Why They're Nonsensical:
He says he is Anti-Gay and yet he is referring to himself as a fag.
Submitted by: Mr. Hat
"The Golden Age Of Grotesque"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It's a dirty word reich,
say what you like.
Why They're Nonsensical:
If I knew Marilyn, he could have told me what these lyrics mean, but I don't know him. Though, if it's the golden age of grotesque, burlesque and absurd, it's very normal that there's no sense, because it's the foundation of that movement. Do you follow me? (no matter)
Submitted by: Haldi5_Joey13
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Disposable Teens"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
And I'm a black rainbow
And I'm an ape of God
I've got a face that's made for doin' violence upon
And I'm a teen distortion
Survived abortion
A rebel from the waist down
Why They're Misrhymed:
Ok, I really, really love this song, but what's up with those lyrics? 'Distortion' and 'abortion' are fine, but sinci when does 'rainbow' rhyme with 'god'? Or 'upon' with 'down'? Sorry Marilyn, better luck next time!
Submitted by: Michiel
 

Dated Song Lyrics:

"New Model no.15"
The Dated Lyrics:
Oh, look, you're like a VCR. Stick something in to know just who you are.
Why They're Dated:
VCR's are becoming obsolete, but DVD player wouldn't rhyme and sound awkward in the meter of the song.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
 

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Torniquet"
The Lyrics:
She's made of hair and bones, little teeth. Things that could not speak. She comes on like a crippled plaything. Her spine is just a string. I wrapped our love in all this foil, Silver tight like spider legs. I never wanted it to ever spoil, but flies will lay their eggs.
Why:
From what I understand, this song is about someone making a bride out of dead body parts and other miscellaneous objects. Bring some pretty disturbing images to mind...
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
"Tourniquet"
The Lyrics:
Take your hatred out on me, make your victim my head.
Why:
He's basically asking to be beaten to within an inch of his life. Perhaps not really scary, but definitely disturbing.
Submitted by: kawaiiistkuollut

Song Title Space Change:

"Dog, Ma" originally "Dogma"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"The Red Car Pet Grave" originally "The Red Carpet Grave"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

Marilyn's No Man Submitted by: Dogniss Everdeen
Marilyn N. Mason Submitted by: Natalie Portmanteau Word
Sounds less scary now!
Manly Man? No, Sir! Submitted by: Scott No Last Name Given
Many Arson Min. Submitted by: tictacs941
a very long intentional fire :)

Songs That Are Banned:

"I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)"
Banned by Much Music because of its frank references to drug use.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Holy Wood"
Well, not a song--an album. Wal-Mart and K-Mart actually refused to stock it because of the disturbing cover art, which featured the artist decomposing on a cross.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.

Song Title Acrostics:

POE: "Panorama Of Endtimes"
The raven's "NEVERMORE" fits the song title!
Submitted by: Edyth Bowen

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Great Wig Bite Whirled" originally "Great Big White World"
Submitted by: Tess O. Gosset
"Great Wig Bite Whirled" originally "Great Big White World"
Submitted by: Tess O. Gosset

Crime Records:

"Something stupid"
In 2001 he was charged for criminal sexual assault after rubbing his pelvis on the head of a security guard.
Submitted by: Travis

Lighter Side of Serious Bands:

"Official Sex Toy"
BION, Marilyn Manson is selling a metal (sex apparatus) with his name on it, and a picture of his face on the tip. I'm aware that the band Steely Dan took their name from such an object in the play 'The Naked Lunch' but this is ridiculous!
Submitted by: Words Fail Mee

Hidden Tracks:

"Untitled"
It's on Mechanical Animals after Coma white it can only be played if you put the CD in the computer, after you put the CD in two paintings will automatically pop up and the song will play
Submitted by: tictacs941
"Track 99"
It's on "Antichrist Superstar" after "Man That You Fear", it's very staticy and hard to understand until you find the lyrics, if you play it loudly you can hear slow babbling and "suffering" being said, it starts out "we can build a better messiah,we can dig another grave" in a similar child's voice to "when all of your wishes are granted,many of your dreams will be destroyed" from "Man That You Fear" since it's almost Halloween, this would be a good scary song to blast outside of your door for the kids ( there's no language) - Tictacs941
Submitted by: tictacs941

Hidden Messages:

"Man That You Fear"
The beginning of the song when played backwards contains lyrics that can be understood as referring to snakes, homosexuality, witchcraft and the line 'they all stare'.
Submitted by: tictacs941

Missing Parts:

"New Model, No. 15"
What about the other fourteen models?
Submitted by: Mark

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