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Fun Music Information -> Tina Turner
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This is the most recent information about Tina Turner that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Tina Turner, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Tine TuhnaJokes:
Q. What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an Orangutan A. A very ugly Orangutan Submitted by: Dan Glasswell
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Anna Mae Bullock. Submitted by: Mike Hack
Also known as: Annie Mae Bullock. Submitted by: inthe80s.com
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome" | She played Max's nemesis Auntie Entity in that movie. - Vic George |
| "The Who's Tommy" | Twitch, twitch, creek, twitch. It worked. - Missy MuMu |
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Tina's Wish" | Appears on the "What's Love Got To Do With It" soundtrack. - Cassandra |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Pirate Dancer" | "Private Dancer" | Regina Haniger |
| "Topless Dancer" | "Private Dancer" | Paul Warren |
| "Pervert Dancer" | "Private Dancer" | soul |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Advice," Christina Grimmie | "Better Be Good To Me," Tina Turner | |
| "Linus and Lucy," Vince Guaraldi | "Two People," Tina Turner | |
| "Fight Song," Rachel Platten | "I Don't Wanna Fight," Tina Turner | |
| "Do It For Love," Hall and Oates | "What's Love Got To Do With It?," Tina Turner | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"The Bet" originally "The Best"
Serafina
"Bette Be Good To Me" originally "Better Be Good To Me"
Tina Turner sings to Bette Midler?
George Straitjacket
"Steamy Widows" originally "Steamy Windows"
Rex
"Typical Ale" originally "Typical Male"
Millie Verst
"Better Be Goo To Me" originally "Better Be Good To Me"
Olga Ruiz
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Break Every Ruble" originally "Break Every Rule"
Samantha Wayland
"Break Every Ruler" originally "Break Every Rule"
Candy Welty
"What's Lover Got To Do With It?" originally "What's Love Got To Do With It?"
Candy Welty
"What's Love Got To Do With Nit?" originally "What's Love Got To Do With It?"
Candy Welty
"What's Love Got To Do With Hit?" originally "What's Love Got To Do With It?"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Break Every Role" originally "Break Every Rule"
Candy Welty
"Creak Every Rule" originally "Break Every Rule"
Candy Welty
"Bread Every Rule" originally "Break Every Rule"
Candy Welty
"Bleak Every Rule" originally "Break Every Rule"
Candy Welty
"Break Every Ruse" originally "Break Every Rule"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I'm Your Private Dancer" | "I'm Your Carlos Danger" | The Offenders |
| "We Don't Need Another Hero" | "Donald Trump He Ain't No Hero" | The Offenders |
| "What's Love Got to Do with It" | "It Sucks, But It's Lucrative" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Private Dancer" | "Dollar Dancer" | Airfarcewon |
| "What's Love Got To Do With It" | "Wear Gloves Or You'll Freeze To Death" | Matthias |
| "(Simply) The Best" | "Simply the Worst" | mouselover |
| "Steamy Windows" | "Stevie's Windows" | paul sta without the R |
| "We Don't Need Another Hero (Thunderdome)" | "You've Were Drinking Too Much Beer-oh (Stumbled Home)" | Don the Dfoofnik |
| "Simply the Best" | "Simply Smell This" | Gari J |
| "What's Love Got To Do With It" | "What's Dub Got To Do With It????" | Malcolm Higgins |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Private Dancer | Dance class | Winter Pepper |
| Steamy Windows | Tilex/Any bathroom cleaner | soul |
| We Don't Need Another Hero | Fast-food Restaurant Rebuttal Ad Toward Subway | CapitalE |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Private Dancer | strip joint | Daniel G. |
| What's Love Got To Do With It? | Divorce lawyer | Edward |
| We Don't Need Another Hero | Blimpie | crazydon |
| We Don't Need Another Hero | Quizno's | crazydon |
| We Don't Need Another Hero | Subway Restaurants | crazydon |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Momma Was A Dancer K.T. Oslin | Private Dancer Tina Turner | Momma Was A Private Dancer | Edward |
| He's The Greatest Dancer Sister Sledge | Private Dancer Tina Turner | He's The Greatest Private Dancer | Queen Talifah |
| Private Eyes Hall And Oates | Private Dancer Tina Turner | Private Eye Dancers | Edward |
| We Are Vertical Horizon | The Best Tina Turner | We Are The Best Someone sure thinks highly of themselves! | Edward |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Bachman-Tina Turner Overdrive
Bachman-Turner Overdrive combined with Tina Turner
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Jentina Turner
Jentina combined with Tina Turner
Submitted By: Alex
Argentina Turner
Argent combined with Tina Turner
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Page-Turner
Jimmy Page combined with Tina Turner
As in a book.
Submitted By: Nude Yogi Bear
There are additional Tina Turner Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Better Be Good to Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Should I be fractured by your lack of devotion? Shit ass! Shit ass!
Original Lyrics: Should I be fractured by your lack of devotion? Should I? Should I?
| "We Don't Need Another Hero"
Misheard Lyrics: We don't need an empty beer mug
Original Lyrics: We don't need another hero
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"Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm your primate dancer
Original Lyrics: I'm your private dancer
| "The Best"
Misheard Lyrics: You're sinfully the best
Original Lyrics: You're simply the best
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"I Don't Wanna Fight"
Misheard Lyrics: I don't really wanna fry no more or or, oh yea hump asana.
or I don't really wanna cry no more Original Lyrics: I don't really want to fight no more (too much talking babe)
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Beavis Cleavis I used to sing it man, in the car. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"What's Love Got to Do With It"
Better Lyrics:
(Somebody online once called Square-Enix Square only a couple of years ago, long after the merger of the two companies. This annoyed me.)
What's Square got to do, got to do with it?
What's Square? The company's Square-Enix
What's Square got to do, got to do with it?
What's Square? The company's Square-Enix
Original Lyrics:
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
What's love but a second-hand emotion?
What's love but a second-hand emotion?
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"I Don't Wanna Fight"
Better Lyrics:
I don't care who's black or white
Original Lyrics:
I don't care who's wrong or right
Submitted by: Aaerni
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Private Dancer"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I want to make a million dollars.
I want to live out by the sea Have husband and some children Yeah I guess I want a family Why They're Nonsensical: Either you want a family or you don't want a family.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "I Don't Wanna Fight"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: There's a pale moon in the sky
The kind you make your wishes on Why They're Nonsensical: Is she talking about the moon or the sky? Either way, I thought people wished on stars.
Submitted by: Helen A.
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"You Better Be Good to Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Cause I don't have no use,
for what you loosely call the truth Why They're Misrhymed: It's odd but I never knew 'use and truth' rhymed until I heard this song.
Submitted by: Bill
| "What's Love Got To Do With It"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: What's love but a second hand emotion
What's love got to do, got to do with it Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? Why They're Misrhymed: Hate to demean this song, but 'emotion' doesn't even come close to rhyming with 'broken'? Especially since 'emotion' has a sylable too many.
Submitted by: ayane
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"We Don't Need Another Hero"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: We don't need another negro.
Why They're Inappropriate: If you're really drunk the song sounds like that. It would also be weird that Tina Turner would say that kind of thing....lol.
Submitted by: BadKarma Chameleon
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Private Dancer"
The Dated Lyrics: Deutschmarks or dollars
Why They're Dated: Since 2002 the euro has been the currency of Germany, replacing the Deutschmark.
Submitted by: crazydon
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Private Dancer"
The Lyrics: Deutchmarks or dollars
American Express will do nicely thank you Product Brand Name: American Express credit card
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Private Dancer"
The Lyrics: American Express will do nicely thank you.
Product Brand Name: American Express.
Submitted by: Rich Braham
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Private Dancer"
The Song Lyrics: Tell me do you want to see the shimmy again
Song They Mention: A reference to the song "(Let's Do) The Shimmy" by Chico Booth And The Upsetters
Submitted by: Whatever You Want To Call Me
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Song Title Space Change:
"Better Be Good Tom E" originally "Better Be Good To Me"
That's right Tom E. be good to Tina!
Submitted by: Peter
Band Name Anagrams:
Treat In Urn Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Nun Art Tier Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Inter At Urn Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
True Tar Inn Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Tater In Urn Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Beverly, Rake Rue" originally "Break Every Rule"
Rue, as in member of rue family of plants
Submitted by: Stacy Poole
"Every Ruler Beak" originally "Break Every Rule"
In Birdland
Submitted by: Carolyn Morgenstern
"Lube Every Raker" originally "Break Every Rule"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Rake Every Ruble" originally "Break Every Rule"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Bake Every Ruler" originally "Break Every Rule"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"River Heap, Mountain Die" originally "River Deep, Mountain High"
A flood eroding an extinct volcano?
Submitted by: Jennifer Howard
"Mao-ed Prairie" originally "Proud Mary"
Submitted by: Lily Leggs
"Lit Bush Nitty Summits" originally "Nutbush City Limits"
Submitted by: Helga Lor
"Lit Bush Nutty Summits" originally "Nutbush City Limits"
Submitted by: Helga Lor
"Dive At Prancer" originally "Private Dancer"
Submitted by: Linda Radnil
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Nina Turn Her originally "Tina Turner"
Submitted by: Wisnu Aji
Turn A Teener originally "Tina Turner"
Submitted by: She-Bop
Tuna Tirner originally "Tina Turner"
Submitted by: shepop
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Swiss Citizenship"
Tina Turner wants to become a Swiss citizen, and love has everything to do with it. A Swiss paper wrote recently that the 73 year old soul diva had been granted citizenship, according to the Associated Press. She has passed a local civics test and interview. "I'm very happy in Switzerland and I feel at home here," Turner said in Blick. a German newspaper. But the decision still needs to be approved by the Swiss state, or canton, of Zurich and federal authorities before the passport is granted.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Her legs"
Whether she was performing with Ike Turner or solo, it was very rare that she wore anything other than short skirts or shorts.
Submitted by: shesoul
