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Band Name Origins:

  • From the name Rasputin. He is talked about in the book The Vampire Papers, but he was a real person. Prince Felix Felixovich Yussupov murdered him. Submitted by: Tori

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Pennsylvanian Concubine""Transylvanian Concubine"Roy R. Pryor
"Transylvanian Porcupine""Transylvanian Concubine"Roy R. Pryor

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Who Do You Want To Be Today?," Oingo Boingo"Call Me Alice," Rasputina

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Any Bold Actress" originally "Any Old Actress"
Joanna Whitmire
"My Captivity By Salvages" originally "My Captivity By Savages"
Strange capturing agents!
Regina Olsen

Change a Letter:

"Big Ophelia" originally "Dig Ophelia"
Joanna Hawthorne
"Rig Ophelia" originally "Dig Ophelia"
Joanna Hawthorne
"Dog Ophelia" originally "Dig Ophelia"
Joanna Hawthorne
"Doomsday Everted" originally "Doomsday Averted"
Evert=to turn inside-out (a metaphor in this case)
Samantha Wayland
"Call Me Alive" originally "Call Me Alice"
Naomi Swanson

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
A QuitterNicorette Gumdracula's daughter
Sleep Sister SleepSleeping Pills the strange
Momma Was An Opium SmokerDrug Addiction Hotlinethe strange
Brand New KeyAny Kind Of Rollerblades Or RollerskatesAesa Bast

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Prophet's Song
Doomsday Averted
The Prophet's Song Averted Doomsday
dracula's daughter
Pictures Of You
   The Cure
Transylvanian Concubine
Pictures Of Your Transylvanian Concubine
Aesa Bast
How We Quit The Forest
Teen Titans Theme
   Puffy Amiyumi
How We Quit The Teen Titans
How I wish they all would...

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Rasputina Turner
Rasputina combined with Tina Turner
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Rasputina Arena
Rasputina combined with Tina Arena
Submitted By: Helen Back

Misheard Lyrics:

"Gingerbread Coffin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Passed around an old teacup filled up with dyke flies.
Original Lyrics:
Passed around an old teacup filled up with dead flies.
Misheard Lyrics:
We scratch the skin and break the bone
And they took my breeding sow.
Original Lyrics:
We scratch the skin and break the bone
And see birds migrating south.

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"My Captivity By Savages"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I clenched my long, graceful fingers into tight fists at my sides, and turning my head away,
Laughed quietly to myself. (Ha ha ha!)
If these human animals believed that they had captured a nubile and willing young white slave girl, they were sorely mistaken.
Why They're Insulting:
Even though I am not a native myself, I find it really disturbing to refer to them as "human animals" or "savages" as Rasputina states in these lyrics. In the entire song she describes herself as though she were the most "graceful" being only because of her different features when compared to those of the natives. It goes back to slavery and colonialism therefore it is considered racist which I hate. It also put natives as though they were the harm to the Europeans which I totally disagree for the natives were the prey of the Europeans.
Submitted by: Levia Vanderbilt

Song Title Space Change:

"Thimble Is Land" originally "Thimble Island"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Doomsday Avert Ed" originally "Doomsday Averted"
Submitted by: Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
"Call Me A Lice" originally "Call Me Alice"
Okay, you're a lice!
Submitted by: Peter
"Call Meal Ice" originally "Call Me Alice"
Submitted by: Perry Chucker

Band Name Anagrams:

Aunt Paris Submitted by: Elizabeth
If Nicky Hilton has kids, her sister would be this
I Run At Sap Submitted by: Alexis
But doesn't sap run through trees?
Spa Air Nut Submitted by: Blue Ant
I Run At Asp Submitted by: Francine Harper
Many would run away from an asp.
I Run At Spa Submitted by: Francine Harper

There are additional Rasputina Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Aged Coffin Bringer" originally "Gingerbread Coffin"
Submitted by: Patricia McClure
"Ted & Vera's Day Mood" originally "Doomsday Averted"
Submitted by: Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)

Song Title Acrostics:

HOG: "Holocaust Of Giants"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
HATS: "Humankind, As The Sailor"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
DO: "Dig Ophelia"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
IT: "Identity Tokens"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
US: "Utopian Society"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"All Key Malice" originally "Call Me Alice"
Submitted by: Naomi Swanson

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Pass Routine, Uh originally "Rasputina"
Submitted by: Evil Olive

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