Fun Music Information -> AFI
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Music Quotes:
As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it and let it hold you until they come... Davey Havok Submitted by: Raven
| Interviewer: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you? Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand. Davey: [looking confused] What?! Submitted by: Bethany
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Band Name Origins:
- In high school before they even knew how to use their instruments, they came up with the name "ants farming indonesia" since they never thought they'd make it big. I read it in Smash Magazine back in '95. Submitted by: Myst
- The band comprised of Davey, Jade, Adam, and Hunter has always stood for "A Fire Inside". Previously, it was known as Anthems For Insubordinates, and NOT (despite popular belief) Asking For It. The reason fans were told to write to Asking For It was because they wrote in to ask for free merchendise and information about the band. Submitted by: Nixx
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "That Cellulite Nightmare" | "This Celluloid Dream" | Lizzie |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Bleed Black," | Only Anime characters bleed black. I love anime. | Lizzie |
| "Kill Caustic," | What Is A Caustic?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!? Seriously | Lizzie |
| "Death Of Seasons," | Seasons dont die | Lizzie |
| "Dancing Through Sunday," | You Just Can't | Lizzie |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Who Do You Think You Are?" | "Miss Murder," AFI | Calop |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Carcinogen Rush" originally "Carcinogen Crush"
Ashleigh Gordon
"Silver And Old" originally "Silver And Cold"
Olga Ruiz
"At A Lance" originally "At A Glance"
Naomi Swanson
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Hearts Frozen Spoil Sod Once More By The Spring..." originally "Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More By The Spring...."
Naomi Swanson
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Miss Mulder" originally "Miss Murder"
Josh
"Mess Murder" originally "Miss Murder"
George Straitjacket
"Mass Murder" originally "Miss Murder"
George Straitjacket
"The Player Position" originally "The Prayer Position"
Naomi Swanson
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Miss Murder" | "Mythbusters" | Crazy Dave |
| "Miss Murder" | "Mythbusters" | Abbott Skelding |
| "Summer Shudder" | "Hummer Sputter" | Matt Flora |
| "Miss Murder" | "My Napkin" | Drake |
| "Rabbits Are Roadkill on Route 37" | "My Voice is Roadkill, So is My Career" | Some damn ferret and his GF...again |
| "Love Like Winter" | "Porn, Like... Lots." | Chris 'UZ' White |
| "Miss Murder" | "AFI" | GrayJ |
| "Love Like Winter" | "AFI Sucks" | Daniel Shaltes |
| "Love Like Winter" | "(AFI) Rocks In Concert" | Joel Martinez |
| "Miss Murder" | "Mr. Alkaline" | Everett |
There are additional AFI song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| I Wanna Get A Mohawk (But Mom Won't Let Me Get One | Hair Gel | J.J. |
| Clove Smoke Catharsis | Anti-Smoking PSA | J.J. |
| Advances In Modern Technology | Anti-Depressants | J.J. |
| Love Like Winter | Jackets/Sweatshirts | that guy. |
| 37mm | Gun Control | Aaron |
| There are additional AFI commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Miss Murder | County Jail | Ashy |
| Miss Murder | Detective Hotline | Ashy |
| Girl's Not Grey | Hair Dye Factory | Meagan |
| Last Kiss | Self-Harm/Suicide Helpline | Ophelia |
| A Winter's Tale | Summer Resort | Javey |
| There are additional AFI on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Hit Me With Your Best Shot Pat Benatar | Miss Murder Afi | Hit Me With Your Best Shot, Miss Murder | Ashley Michelle Mcgowan |
| Love Me, Love Me Dean Martin | Endlessly, She Said A.F.I. | Love Me, Love Me, Endlessly, She Said | Josh |
| Beyond Electric Dreams Bad Religion | This Celluloid Dream A.F.I. | Beyond This Electric Celluloid Dream | Josh |
| Diary Of Jane Breaking Benjamin | Miss Murder AFI | Diary Of Miss Murder | that guy. |
| There are additional AFI duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"...But Home Is Nowhere"
Misheard Lyrics: This is my line, this is a turtle!
how did I ever wet the bed?! Original Lyrics: This is my line, this is eternal
how did I ever end up here? | "Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics: Banish my luck and I
Banish my luck and I Hey, dude, it's AFI take my wife Original Lyrics: Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder can I Make beauty stay if I Take my life? |
"Love like Winter"
Misheard Lyrics: Warn your wolf to turn away
Original Lyrics: Warn your warmth to turn away
| "Affliction"
Misheard Lyrics: Guess I was the one to
Ride that, ride that pony ride Original Lyrics: Guess I was the one to
Ride that, ride that dirty ride |
| There are additional AFI misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics: Hey, it's my birthday tonight
Original Lyrics: Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Lara and Paul We were playing guess the song title and "all I can hear is hey it's my birthday tonight" |
| There are additional AFI misheard stories available. | |
Funny Lyrics:
"Love Like Winter"
The Funny Lyrics: It's in the blood, it's in the blood.
I met my love before I was born... Why They're Funny: Really, Davey? I highly doubt that...
Submitted by: Your Worst Nightmare
| "Rolling Balls"
The Funny Lyrics: The guys won't accept me, I guess I try the girls team
And lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll. I think I want to be... Balls will roll, I think it's time, It's time for me to be a girl. Why They're Funny: The whole song is just greatly humorous. He talks about how pretty of a girl he'll be. Oh the joy of AFI!
Submitted by: Aleah
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| There are additional AFI Funny lyrics available. | |
Insincere Lyrics:
"This Time Imperfect"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'd show a smile
but I'm too weak I'd share with you Could I only speak Why They're Insincere: It takes more muscles to smile than to frown, Davey. And if you're already singing, why can't you just sing your pain to the girl already? I know he's trying to be tragic and convey a dying soul, but really!
Submitted by: LadyGaladriel
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Insulting Lyrics:
"Two of a Kind"
The Insulting Lyrics: I'd like to see you before you see me.
I'd like to see you. I'd like to see you leave. Why They're Insulting: That's just mean.
Submitted by: heather
| "Crop Tub"
The Insulting Lyrics: Maybe you need affection,
I'd like to help you but I can't stand when you're around: F*** you very much. Why They're Insulting: It's cutting, it's scathing, it's beautiful. I think we've all felt like this at some point.
Submitted by: Charlotte
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| There are additional AFI Insulting lyrics available. | |
Band Name Pronunciation:
"A-F-I
the letters are pronnounced seperately
Submitted by: Stone Cold Crazio
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Cereal Wars"
The Lyrics: Get up early in the morning,
going to the store. Post, Kellogs, General Mills? It's the cereal war. Fuckin' store never has the monsters and they never get more. Post, Kellogs, General Mills? It's the cereal war. I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it's got a condom in the box. I'll try some cocoa puffs today. What the fuck is Sonny anyway? Some say Dino's are the best, they've got more marshmallows than the rest. There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies, and always stay away from wheaties. Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store. I had some Erkles, 'liked 'em a lot. It's the cereal war. I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes and then I could try sugar bombs. The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch, I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch. Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind I'll eat. Give me sugar not nuts and twigs! Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you? Product Brand Name: Post, Kellogs, General Mills Monsters Cocoa Puffs Wheaties Dinos Erkles
Submitted by: Calli
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Miss Murder"
Opening Lines: Hey Miss Murder can I, Hey Miss Murder can I, Make beauty stay if I take my life?
Comments: AFI's first radio hit.
Submitted by: tastes_like_chicken_32
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Song Title Space Change:
"... But Home Is Now Here" originally "... But Home Is Nowhere"
We moved, remember?
Submitted by: Josh
"Girl Snot Grey" originally "Girl's Not Grey"
Submitted by: Josh
"A Tag Lance" originally "At A Glance"
Submitted by: Naomi Swanson
"...But Home Is Now Here" originally "...But Home Is Nowhere"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
Song Title Anagrams:
"Devil's Caldron" originally "Silver and Cold"
My 200th song anagram entry!
Submitted by: Josh
"Landlord Vices" originally "Silver and Cold"
Submitted by: Josh
"Tuning a Dachshund Orgy" originally "Dancing Through Sunday"
Hmmm... Strange fetish there!
Submitted by: Josh
"Still a Milder Douche" originally "This Celluloid Dream"
Is that a good thing?
Submitted by: Josh
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Cereal Wars" Length: 1:17
A song about cereal... xD
Submitted by: Hawky
"Prelude 12/21" Length: 1:36
It has lyrics and everything, & it's the only song by AFI I have... even though called prelude, it has a chorus and verses and is a song in its own right.
Submitted by: Alex
Hidden Tracks:
"This Time Imperfect"
On Sing The Sorrow after ...But Home Is Nowhere. It starts at 9:00 minutes.
Submitted by: Casey
"The Leaving Song Part 2"
There is a part 1, but it's 9 tracks later!
Submitted by: Hawky
