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Album cover parody of The Art Of Drowning by AFI (2000) Audio CD by AFI
Parody album cover
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As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it and let it hold you until they come...

Davey Havok
Submitted by: Raven
Interviewer: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?
Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand.
Davey: [looking confused] What?!
Submitted by: Bethany
There are additional AFI music quotes available.

Band Name Origins:

  • In high school before they even knew how to use their instruments, they came up with the name "ants farming indonesia" since they never thought they'd make it big. I read it in Smash Magazine back in '95. Submitted by: Myst
  • The band comprised of Davey, Jade, Adam, and Hunter has always stood for "A Fire Inside". Previously, it was known as Anthems For Insubordinates, and NOT (despite popular belief) Asking For It. The reason fans were told to write to Asking For It was because they wrote in to ask for free merchendise and information about the band. Submitted by: Nixx

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Scrotalimmortal""Totalimmortal"Regina Haniger
"That Cellulite Nightmare""This Celluloid Dream"Lizzie

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"The Boy Who Destroyed The World,"A boy could not destroy a whole world.Opie M.
"Bleed Black,"Blood is not that color, sorry.Jake
"Death Of Seasons,"Seasons dont dieKristin
"Dancing Through Sunday,"You Just Can'tKristin

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Mr. Brightside," The Killers"Miss Murder," AFI
"Who Do You Think You Are?," Spice Girls"Miss Murder," AFI

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"The Boy Who Destroyed The Wold" originally "The Boy Who Destroyed The World"
Wold, as in a chalky hill
Gina Munroe
"The Boy Who Destroyed The Word" originally "The Boy Who Destroyed The World"
Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Carcinogen Rush" originally "Carcinogen Crush"
Ashleigh Gordon
"Silver And Old" originally "Silver And Cold"
Olga Ruiz
"At A Lance" originally "At A Glance"
Naomi Swanson

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Midnight Stun" originally "Midnight Sun"
"Midnight Spun" originally "Midnight Sun"
"Hearts Frozen Spoil Sod Once More By The Spring..." originally "Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More By The Spring...."
Naomi Swanson

Change a Letter:

"Silver And Gold" originally "Silver And Cold"
Name of a Christmas song!
Lydia Helton
"Silver And Cord" originally "Silver And Cold"
Lydia Helton
"Silver And Gold" originally "Silver And Cold"
A much more obvious combination!
Joe Siebert
"Miss Mulder" originally "Miss Murder"
"Mess Murder" originally "Miss Murder"
Reese Without Her Spoon

There are additional AFI song titles with a letter changed available.


June 16
a parody of "The Leaving Song Pt. II" by AFI
The agony and angst of eating too much. (flash)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Miss Murder""Mythbusters"Crazy Dave
"Miss Murder""Mythbusters"Abbott Skelding
"Summer Shudder""Hummer Sputter"Matt Flora
"Miss Murder""My Napkin"Drake
"Rabbits Are Roadkill on Route 37""My Voice is Roadkill, So is My Career"Some damn ferret and his GF...again
"Love Like Winter""Porn, Like... Lots."Chris 'UZ' White
"Miss Murder""AFI"GrayJ
"Love Like Winter""AFI Sucks"Daniel Shaltes
"Love Like Winter""(AFI) Rocks In Concert"Joel Martinez
"Miss Murder""Mr. Alkaline"Everett

There are additional AFI song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
I Wanna Get A Mohawk (But Mom Won't Let Me Get OneHair GelJ.J.
Clove Smoke CatharsisAnti-Smoking PSAJ.J.
Advances In Modern TechnologyAnti-DepressantsJ.J.
Love Like WinterJackets/Sweatshirtsthat guy.
37mmGun ControlAaron
There are additional AFI commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Art of LosiingBoston Red SoxJames
The Art Of LosingLos Angeles ClippersSports
Miss MurderCounty JailAshy
Miss MurderDetective HotlineAshy
Girl's Not GreyHair Dye FactoryMeagan
There are additional AFI on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
The Love Of A Boy
   Timi Yuro
The Boy Who Destroyed The World
The Love Of A Boy Who Destroyed The World
Victoria Abbot
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
   Pat Benatar
Miss Murder
Hit Me With Your Best Shot, Miss Murder
Ashley Michelle McGowan
Love Me, Love Me
   Dean Martin
Endlessly, She Said
Love Me, Love Me, Endlessly, She Said
Beyond Electric Dreams
   Bad Religion
This Celluloid Dream
Beyond This Electric Celluloid Dream
There are additional AFI duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

A Fire Insight
AFI combined with Deep Insight
(Note: AFI stands for 'A Fire Inside.') They'd either be an American emo band or a Finnish punk band, I guess.
Submitted By: Selo Suicide

Misheard Lyrics:

"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my Arcanine?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
"Silver & Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden lobsters
Original Lyrics:
Cold in life's throes
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who would ever let us go to the after party?
Original Lyrics:
Who would ever let us put our filthy hands upon it?
"Love like Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll warn you once to turn away
Original Lyrics:
Warn your warmth to turn away
There are additional AFI misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my Arcanine?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?

Story about this misheard lyric by: Christian David Loeffler

I still only hear "Where is my Arcanine," and I'm glad that I am not the only person who has heard this. Maybe Pokemon has gone to my head.

There are additional AFI misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Love Like Winter"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's in the blood, it's in the blood.
I met my love before I was born...
Why They're Funny:
Really, Davey? I highly doubt that...
Submitted by: Your Worst Nightmare
"Rolling Balls"
The Funny Lyrics:
The guys won't accept me, I guess I try the girls team
And lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll.
I think I want to be...
Balls will roll, I think it's time,
It's time for me to be a girl.
Why They're Funny:
The whole song is just greatly humorous. He talks about how pretty of a girl he'll be. Oh the joy of AFI!
Submitted by: Aleah
There are additional AFI Funny lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"This Time Imperfect"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I'd show a smile
but I'm too weak
I'd share with you
Could I only speak
Why They're Insincere:
It takes more muscles to smile than to frown, Davey. And if you're already singing, why can't you just sing your pain to the girl already? I know he's trying to be tragic and convey a dying soul, but really!
Submitted by: LadyGaladriel

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Two Of A Kind"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I'd like to see you before you see me.
I'd like to see you.
I'd like to see you leave.
Why They're Insulting:
Personally I find the message in these lines to be mean.
Submitted by: Heather J.
"Crop Tub"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Maybe you need affection,
I'd like to help you but I can't stand when you're around:
F*** you very much.
Why They're Insulting:
It's cutting, it's scathing, it's beautiful. I think we've all felt like this at some point.
Submitted by: Charloote

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

the letters are pronnounced seperately
Submitted by: Stone Cold Crazio

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Cereal Wars"
The Lyrics:
Get up early in the morning,
going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
Fuckin' store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock,
it's got a condom in the box.
I'll try some cocoa puffs today.
What the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best,
they've got more marshmallows than the rest.
There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies,
and always stay away from wheaties.
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, 'liked 'em a lot.
It's the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes
and then I could try sugar bombs.
The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch,
I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet,
that's the only kind I'll eat.
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you?
Product Brand Name:
Post, Kellogs, General Mills Monsters Cocoa Puffs Wheaties Dinos Erkles
Submitted by: Calli

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Miss Murder"
Opening Lines:
Hey Miss Murder can I, Hey Miss Murder can I, Make beauty stay if I take my life?
AFI's first radio hit.
Submitted by: tastes_like_chicken_32

Song Title Space Change:

"... But Home Is Now Here" originally "... But Home Is Nowhere"
We moved, remember?
Submitted by: Josh
"Girl Snot Grey" originally "Girl's Not Grey"
Submitted by: Josh

Song Title Anagrams:

"Miser's Drum" originally "Miss Murder"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Miser's Drum" originally "Miss Murder"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Devil's Caldron" originally "Silver and Cold"
Submitted by: Josh
"Landlord Vices" originally "Silver and Cold"
Submitted by: Josh
"Tuning a Dachshund Orgy" originally "Dancing Through Sunday"
Hmmm... Strange fetish there!
Submitted by: Josh

There are additional AFI Song Title Anagrams available.

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Hearts Frozen Solid..." Length: 0:37
Title originally "Hearts Frozen Solid, Thawed Once More By The Spring Of Rage, Despair And Hopelessness". Surely the shortest song with the longest title ever.
Submitted by: Aiko
"Cereal Wars" Length: 1:17
A song about cereal... xD
Submitted by: Hawky
"Prelude 12/21" Length: 1:36
It has lyrics and everything, & it's the only song by AFI I have... even though called prelude, it has a chorus and verses and is a song in its own right.
Submitted by: Alex

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"God Called In Dick To Say" originally "God Called In Sick Today"
And WHAT was Dick called in to say?
Submitted by: Trina Lufkin

Foreign Language in English Songs:

"The Leaving Song, Pt. 2"
The Lyrics:
He estado aqui Muchas veces antes Y regreso...
This is Spanish for: "I've been here many times before and I return..."
Submitted by: Cabeza de Chorlito
"Love Like Winter"
The Lyrics:
Read the lines in the mirror through the lipstick tray
"Por siempre"
Por siempre means 'forever' in Spanish. AFI has a few other songs in which random Spanish is thrown about, the other one coming to my mind being "The Leaving Song Part II".
Submitted by: Ricky

Hidden Tracks:

"This Time Imperfect"
On Sing The Sorrow after ...But Home Is Nowhere. It starts at 9:00 minutes.
Submitted by: Casey

Missing Parts:

"The Leaving Song Part 2"
There is a part 1, but it's 9 tracks later!
Submitted by: Hawky

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