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Music Quotes:

As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it and let it hold you until they come... Davey Havok Submitted by: Raven	Interviewer: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you? Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand. Davey: [looking confused] What?! Submitted by: Bethany
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Band Name Origins:

In high school before they even knew how to use their instruments, they came up with the name "ants farming indonesia" since they never thought they'd make it big. I read it in Smash Magazine back in '95. Submitted by: Myst
The band comprised of Davey, Jade, Adam, and Hunter has always stood for "A Fire Inside". Previously, it was known as Anthems For Insubordinates, and NOT (despite popular belief) Asking For It. The reason fans were told to write to Asking For It was because they wrote in to ask for free merchendise and information about the band. Submitted by: Nixx

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"That Cellulite Nightmare"	"This Celluloid Dream"	Lizzie

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Bleed Black,"	Only Anime characters bleed black. I love anime.	Lizzie
"Kill Caustic,"	What Is A Caustic?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!? Seriously	Lizzie
"Death Of Seasons,"	Seasons dont die	Lizzie
"Dancing Through Sunday,"	You Just Can't	Lizzie
"Bleed black,"		Lizzie

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"Who Do You Think You Are?"	"Miss Murder," AFI	Calop

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Carcinogen Rush" originally "Carcinogen Crush"

Ashleigh Gordon

"Silver And Cod" originally "Silver And Cold"

Olga Ruiz

"At A Lance" originally "At A Glance"

Naomi Swanson

"Silver And Old" originally "Silver And Cold"

that guy.

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Hearts Frozen Spoil Sod Once More By The Spring..." originally "Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More By The Spring...."

Naomi Swanson

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"The Player Position" originally "The Prayer Position"

Naomi Swanson

Song Parody Recordings:

June 17 "The Eating Song Pt. II" by Alice H. a parody of "The Leaving Song Pt. II" by AFI

The agony and angst of eating too much. xanga.com: (flash) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Miss Murder"	"Mythbusters"	Crazy Dave
"Miss Murder"	"Mythbusters"	Abbott Skelding
"Summer Shudder"	"Hummer Sputter"	Matt Flora
"Miss Murder"	"My Napkin"	Drake
"Rabbits Are Roadkill on Route 37"	"My Voice is Roadkill, So is My Career"	Some damn ferret and his GF...again
"Love Like Winter"	"Porn, Like... Lots."	Chris 'UZ' White
"Miss Murder"	"AFI"	GrayJ
"Love Like Winter"	"AFI Sucks"	Daniel Shaltes
"Love Like Winter"	"(AFI) Rocks In Concert"	Joel Martinez
"Miss Murder"	"Mr. Alkaline"	Everett
There are additional AFI song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
I Wanna Get A Mohawk (But Mom Won't Let Me Get One	Hair Gel	J.J.
Clove Smoke Catharsis	Anti-Smoking PSA	J.J.
Advances In Modern Technology	Anti-Depressants	J.J.
Love Like Winter	Jackets/Sweatshirts	that guy.
37mm	Gun Control	Aaron
There are additional AFI commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Miss Murder	County Jail	Ashy
Miss Murder	Detective Hotline	Ashy
Girl's Not Grey	Hair Dye Factory	Meagan
Last Kiss	Self-Harm/Suicide Helpline	Ophelia
A Winter's Tale	Summer Resort	Javey
There are additional AFI on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Diary Of Jane Breaking Benjamin	Miss Murder AFI	Diary Of Miss Murder	that guy.
God Save The Queen Sex Pistols	Miss Murder AFI	God, Murder The Queen [Ed.'s note: I don't condone it.]	Thorns
The Man Who Sold The World David Bowie/Nirvana	The Boy Who Destroyed The World AFI	The Man and Boy Who Destroyed, Then Sold The World And once again, the world got gypped.	rocky
Silver Jet The Tragically Hip	Silver and Cold AFI	Silver and Cold Jet	crazmo
There are additional AFI duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Kill Caustic" Misheard Lyrics: Connect 1,2,3,4! Original Lyrics: Connect to a three-volt!	"Death Of Seasons" Misheard Lyrics: I hope to shake the world. Original Lyrics: And I hope to shape the world.
"Affliction" Misheard Lyrics: Slam the walrus! Woah...walk on it! Original Lyrics: Spend time, walk it! Woah ...Walk it!	"Miss Murder" Misheard Lyrics: Where is the love tonight? Where is the love tonight? Original Lyrics: Hey, Miss Murder, can I? Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
There are additional AFI misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Love Like Winter"

Misheard Lyrics:

Into the mud
Into the mud
I never loved, I never loved before I was born
He wanted love, I disappoint
He bit my lip, and drank my wound
From years before.

Original Lyrics:

It’s in the blood
It’s in the blood
I met my love, I met my love before I was born
He wanted love, I taste of blood
He bit my lip, and drank my war
From years before.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Corey

For the longest time I was actually singing these incorrect lyrics until a friend looked at me strangely, and told me I was completely off. Quite funny when I looked up the real lyrics, haha.

There are additional AFI misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Love Like Winter" The Funny Lyrics: It's in the blood, it's in the blood. I met my love before I was born... Why They're Funny: Really, Davey? I highly doubt that... Submitted by: Your Worst Nightmare	"Rolling Balls" The Funny Lyrics: The guys won't accept me, I guess I try the girls team And lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll. I think I want to be... Balls will roll, I think it's time, It's time for me to be a girl. Why They're Funny: The whole song is just greatly humorous. He talks about how pretty of a girl he'll be. Oh the joy of AFI! Submitted by: Aleah
There are additional AFI Funny lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"This Time Imperfect"

The Insincere Lyrics:

I'd show a smile
but I'm too weak
I'd share with you
Could I only speak

Why They're Insincere:

It takes more muscles to smile than to frown, Davey. And if you're already singing, why can't you just sing your pain to the girl already? I know he's trying to be tragic and convey a dying soul, but really!

Submitted by: LadyGaladriel

Insulting Lyrics:

"Two of a Kind" The Insulting Lyrics: I'd like to see you before you see me. I'd like to see you. I'd like to see you leave. Why They're Insulting: That's just mean. Submitted by: heather	"Crop Tub" The Insulting Lyrics: Maybe you need affection, I'd like to help you but I can't stand when you're around: F*** you very much. Why They're Insulting: It's cutting, it's scathing, it's beautiful. I think we've all felt like this at some point. Submitted by: Charlotte
There are additional AFI Insulting lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Cereal Wars"

The Lyrics:

Get up early in the morning,
going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
Fuckin' store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock,
it's got a condom in the box.
I'll try some cocoa puffs today.
What the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best,
they've got more marshmallows than the rest.
There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies,
and always stay away from wheaties.
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, 'liked 'em a lot.
It's the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes
and then I could try sugar bombs.
The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch,
I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet,
that's the only kind I'll eat.
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you?

Product Brand Name:

Post, Kellogs, General Mills Monsters Cocoa Puffs Wheaties Dinos Erkles

Submitted by: Calli

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Miss Murder"

Opening Lines:

Hey Miss Murder can I, Hey Miss Murder can I, Make beauty stay if I take my life?

Comments:

AFI's first radio hit.

Submitted by: tastes_like_chicken_32

Song Title Space Change:

"A Tag Lance" originally "At A Glance"

Submitted by: Naomi Swanson

"...But Home Is Now Here" originally "...But Home Is Nowhere"

Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

Song Title Anagrams:

"Devil's Caldron" originally "Silver and Cold"

My 200th song anagram entry!

Submitted by: Josh

"Landlord Vices" originally "Silver and Cold"

Submitted by: Josh

"Tuning a Dachshund Orgy" originally "Dancing Through Sunday"

Hmmm... Strange fetish there!

Submitted by: Josh

"Still a Milder Douche" originally "This Celluloid Dream"

Is that a good thing?

Submitted by: Josh

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Cereal Wars" Length: 1:17

A song about cereal... xD

Submitted by: Hawky

"Prelude 12/21" Length: 1:36

It has lyrics and everything, & it's the only song by AFI I have... even though called prelude, it has a chorus and verses and is a song in its own right.

Submitted by: Alex