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New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Caress | It's the same thing, only caressing sounds better. | Father Popcorn |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Fonseca Beat" | "Farfisa Beat" | Mickey D. |
"Black Woman In Bed" | "Black Coffee In Bed" | Argy Bargy Ford And Fun |
"Pulling Spareribs From The Bone" | "Pulling Mussels From The Shell" | channel 99 |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Another Nail In My Heart," | I doubt you'd be singing about this. | Peter |
"Pulling Mussels From A Shell," | A Shell, being singular, has only one mussel. | Daphne Hughes |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Temptation Eyes," The Grass Roots | "Tempted," Squeeze | |
"Memorize Your Number," Leif Garrett | "853-5937," Squeeze | |
"Love Is A Contact Sport," Whitney Houston | "Touching Me, Touching You," Squeeze | |
"Operator," Jim Croce | "853-5937," Squeeze | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Tempted" | "Shempted" | Porfle Popnecker |
"Pulling Mussels From The Shell" | "State Of Union Is In Hell" | Mark Scotti |
"Cool For Cats" | "Cool Barack" | You! |
"Tempted" | "Wasted" | Andy Primus |
"Another Nail For My Heart" | "Another Fail On His Part" | Malcolm Higgins |
"Up The Junction" | "Up The Junction" | Andy Primus |
"Cool for cats" | "Show the nuts" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
"Cool For Cats" | "School For Cats" | Kristof Robertson |
"Is That Love?" | "Is It Art?" | MasonR |
"Hourglass" | "Dental Floss" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
There are additional Squeeze song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Up The Junction | Crisis Pregnancy Centre | Ooops..... |
Pulling Mussels (From The Shell) | Any seafood restaurant | plasket |
Tempted | Fruit of the Loom underwear | CapitalE |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Black Coffee In Bed | Dry Cleaners | Martha Irvin |
Cool For Cats | Battersea Dogs Home | Marv |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Up The Arbor Primitive Radio Gods | Up The Junction Squeeze | Up The Arbor Junction Self-explanatory. | Mickey D. |
We Are The World USA For Africa | Heartbreaking World Squeeze | We Are The Heartbreaking World There comes a time when we heed a certain call. | Mickey D. |
My Cup Runneth Over Ed Ames | Black Coffee In Bed Squeeze | My Cup Of Black Coffee Runneth Over In Bed It burned a hole in my blanket. | MOR |
Another Nail Through My Heart Squeeze | Another Brick In The Wall Pink Floyd | Another Brick Nail Through My Wall Heart Sounds Odd, But It Hurts! | Paul Warren |
There are additional Squeeze duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Squeeze Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics: And when the time was ready
We had to sell some jelly Played evenings by the fire With little kids inside her Original Lyrics: And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly Late evenings by the fire With little kicks inside her | "Slap and Tickle"
Misheard Lyrics: They sat like Salt-N-Pepa
Original Lyrics: They sat like salt and pepper
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"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics: There’s my lover
or There’s my mother Original Lyrics: There’s no other
| "Is That Love"
Misheard Lyrics: The hotter, hotter, hotter it gets
Original Lyrics: The tougher, tougher, tougher it gets
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There are additional Squeeze misheard lyrics available. |
"Slap and Tickle"
Misheard Lyrics: They sat like Salt-N-Pepa
Original Lyrics: They sat like salt and pepper
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke It kind of sounded like they predicted the future of a band named Salt-N-Pepa! |
There are additional Squeeze misheard stories available. |
"Up The Junction"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I got a job with Stanley, who said I'd come in handy.
Why They're Misrhymed: My mum couldn't get on with the rhyming on this, thinking Glenn Tilbrook should have sung 'I got a job with Sandy...' 'Stanley' always makes me think of a factory that makes Stanley knives.
Submitted by: pickle*
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"Touching Me, Touching You"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I'm always touching myself
Why They're Inappropriate: OK, Glenn, you can stop right there! That's way more than I needed to know!
Submitted by: Amanda
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"Tempted"
The Dirty Lyrics: At my bedside, empty pocket
A foot without a sock. Your body gets much closer I fumble for the clock. Alarmed by the seduction I wish it would stop. Why They're Dirty: Come on - this should be easy to guess. (The word "seduction" is a big giveaway!)
Submitted by: A Stranger
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"Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)"
The Lyrics: Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback Who They Mention: Harold Robbins (novelist)
Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
| "Electric Trains"
The Lyrics: The sound of music passed by me
Just like the Grateful Dead Who They Mention: The Grateful Dead
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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There are additional Squeeze celebrity lyrics available. |
"Another Nail In My Heart"
The Song Lyrics: We're here at the bar
The piano man's found Another nail for my heart Song They Mention: "Piano Man" by Billy Joel
Submitted by: Mickey Dee
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"If I Didn't Love You"
Opening Lines: If I didn't love you, I'd hate you.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Another Nail For My Heart"
The Lyrics: So play me the song that makes it so tough, another nail for my heart.
Why: This song is very Beatlesque and has a nich piano flourish in the end, but this is about a guy who gave up on love after his lover left him.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"Bang Bang"
The Lyrics: I can't stop my heart from beating beating
Bang bang bang bang (bang bang bang bang) Why: The song sounds like "I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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"Cool For Cats"
The Lyrics: The Sweeney's doing ninety 'Cause they've got the word to go They get a gang of villains In a shed up at Heathrow
Why: The Sweeney 1970s UK TV cop show.
Submitted by: Erasercuts
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