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Album cover parody of Korn by Korn
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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Korn with Fred Durst, Korn featuring Fred Durst, Korn and Fred Durst

Jokes:

Fieldy: "Hey; I got Jonathan's bagpipes!"
Head: "But you can't Play Them..."
Fieldy: "I know; and now, neither can he!"
Submitted by: gary phelps
 

Band Name Origins:

  • when the lead singer was little he was abused by his step mom and she beat him for knowing how to spell corn. and most of his songs are about abuse. Submitted by: Johnny
  • Since they are from Bakersfield California, they get KORN from the TV show Hee-Haw which was the name of the radio station on one of the skits. Buck Owens, from Bakersfield, was the co-star of the 70's sketch comedy show. Submitted by: Ritch B

Stupid Band Names:

  • Too corny....... Submitted by: Gengar308
  • Now all they need is album called "On the Kobb". Submitted by: Chuck Fensch
  • Like not Badfinger but bad toe? Submitted by: Chris
  • Why couldn't they call themselves Karrots. It would've gotten more attention. Korn is just a short term for Porn. And I don't see a munky or head in the band. Submitted by: S.T.G.

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Coming Undone Wit It (featuring DFB)"This mash-up's bridge ends with the lyric, "Korn and the muthaf***in' Franchise Boyz!" - Jonathan S.

Former Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Jonathan Davis""Undertaker"I assume that was when he got most of his inspirations. - joeking

Better Off Solo?:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Brian "head" Welch""He was way more respected, and way better in Korn then he is as a solo artist." - Justin

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Trash""trash" never been used as lyrics..but in the lyrics, theres this line which can be refered 2 this word.. "im sorry, I just throw you away" - NoVa

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
BunyunsAnother painful toe condition misspelled.Obi Lame Kenobi
BarleeYet another misspelling of a grain.Rocky Rhodes
KallusAnother painful toe condition spelt with K insteadUnfunny
Kettle KornSome brands of kettle corn spell it like this.Gigi
RyceAnother misspelling of a grain.Pete Moss

There are additional Korn new band names available.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Freak On Alicia""Freak on a Leash"Blake DeKalb
"I'm Staying Tonight""I'm Here To Stay"coombesyy
"Twisted Sister""Twisted Transistor"hardrock
"Meow""Right Now"hardrock
"A.S.C.I.I.S.""A.D.I.D.A.S."Techie Foxham

There are additional Korn new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Look Out Any Window," Bruce Hornsby & The Range"No One's There," Korn
"Rock And Roll Band," Boston"Divine," Korn
"The Kids Are Back," Twisted Sister"Here To Stay," Korn
"The Reflex," Duran Duran"Twist," Korn
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Bat It Upright" originally "Beat It Upright"
Veruca Pepper
"Did My Tie" originally "Did My Time"
Candy Welty
"Eat It Upright" originally "Beat It Upright"
Introducing gourmet eaters.
Peter
"Bet It Upright" originally "Beat It Upright"
New ways to place a bet
M parody
"Rash" originally "Trash"
Amy W

There are additional Korn song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Did My Timer" originally "Did My Time"
Candy Welty
"Wish You Could Beg Me" originally "Wish You Could Be Me"
Naomi Swanson
"Make Men Bad" originally "Make Me Bad"
Calop
"Falling Away From Men" originally "Falling Away From Me"
Whatever you want to call me
"Make Me Bald" originally "Make Me Bad"
Bob

There are additional Korn song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Did My Tire" originally "Did My Time"
Candy Welty
"Did My Tile" originally "Did My Time"
Candy Welty
"Did My Dime" originally "Did My Time"
Candy Welty
"Did My Mime" originally "Did My Time"
Candy Welty
"Brash" originally "Trash"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional Korn song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Twist""Pissed"Fack Sabbath
"A.d.i.d.a.s""ChuckyG"Fack Sabbath
"Twisted Transistor""Tricky Tongue Twister"Matthias
"Freak on a Leash""Creep on the Beach"Below Average Dave
"Word Up""Nerd Up"Rex Ungericht
"Freak On A Leash""Photodermatitis"Agrimorfee
"Evolution""Execution"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Blind""The Fatass Song"Abesboy7
"Twist""Spit"Skittle
"Freak On A Leash""Feral Child"Sara Nicholas

There are additional Korn song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Bitch We Got a ProblemMarriage CounselingKing Andrew
Y'All Want A SingleDating HotlingYaya
It's Gonna Go AwayHemorrhoid CreamSpiricy
It's OnAnsell CondomsSpiricy
PredictablePsychic HotlineSpiricy
There are additional Korn commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Freak On a LeashDog KennelJonathan S.
EvolutionDiscovery InstituteFbug
Evolutionany churchBECKER
Coming UndoneTailor shoptictacs941
Eaten Up InsideSuicide Prevention HotlineFbug
There are additional Korn on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Dead Babies
   Alice Cooper
Dead Bodies Everywhere
   Korn
Dead Babies Everywhere
GlamRockNinjaLord
The One You Love
   Glenn Frey
Never Around
   Korn
The One You Love Is Never Around
That's too sad for words.
Garrison
Hound Dog
   Elvis Presley
Freak On A Leash
   Korn
Hound Dog On A Leash
GlamRockNinjaLord
Big Balls
   AC/DC
Clown
   Korn
Big Clown Balls
King Andrew
There are additional Korn duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Das PopKorn
Das Pop combined with Korn
Submitted By: Natasha Bly
MetalliKorn
Metallica combined with Korn
Who wouldn't want a piece of metal corn? :-D
Submitted By: Huff
Akorn
Akon combined with Korn
As in "acorn"; I'm surprised no one thought of this one yet!
Submitted By: Melissa
Kandi Korn
Kandi Burruss combined with Korn
Get it? Candy corn! (Kandi Burruss was a member of the 90s girl-group Xscape.)
Submitted By: Natasha

There are additional Korn Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Shoots and Ladders"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the pages of Cosmo to see them.
Original Lyrics:
Look at the pages that cause all this evil.
"Cameltosis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nipples in the fog
Original Lyrics:
Nymphos in the park
"Cameltosis"
Misheard Lyrics:
You drink gasoline
Original Lyrics:
You trick ass slut
"Got the Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And never s*** where I do
Original Lyrics:
And now this s*** will follow
There are additional Korn misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Freak on a Leash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some things they...KORN!
Original Lyrics:
Some things they DIE!

Story about this misheard lyric by: mo

I thought Jonathan Davis decided to randomly mention the band's name in the bridge.

There are additional Korn misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Shoots 'N' Ladders"
Better Lyrics:
One, two, Kalamazoo

Three, four, Jersey Shore

Five, six, West Phoenix

Seven, eight, New York State
Original Lyrics:
One, two, buckle my shoe

Three, four, shut that door

Five, six, pick up sticks

Seven, eight, lay them straight
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"A.D.I.D.A.S."
Better Lyrics:
All day I dream of biceps
Original Lyrics:
All day I dream about sex!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"The Wall"
Better Lyrics:
All in all you're just another tick on my ball
Original Lyrics:
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
Submitted by: Thick Shady

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"All in the Family"
The Funny Lyrics:
Check you out, punk. Yes I know you feel it.
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson Video.
You little fairy smellin' on your flowers.
Nappy hairy chest, look, it's Austin Powers. (Oh, yeah baby)
Why They're Funny:
The whole song is just Fred Durst and Jonathan Davis throwing insults back and forth at each other. You have to hear the whole song to see why it's funny in a sense.
Submitted by: wadded beef
"Beat It Upright"
The Funny Lyrics:
Yes, I'm ready for a good flogging, baby.
Yes, I'm ready to get it on.
Don't let up 'till my a** is bleeding, baby.
Don't let up until you are done.
Why They're Funny:
This guy likes it rough!
Submitted by: wadded beef
There are additional Korn Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Y'all Want A Single (Say F*** That)"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
F***
Why They're Repetitive:
It throws the 'F-bomb' exactly 99 times throughout the song.
Submitted by: Travis
"Twisted Transistor"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
MUSIC DO!
Why They're Repetitive:
They say it exactly 21 times (though not in a row) throughout the song.
Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
There are additional Korn repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Falling Away From Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Pressing me, they won't go away
So I pray, go away
Why They're Nonsensical:
Sorry, but to me this doesn't seem to make sense whatsoever.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
"No Way"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It feels like something
It feels like nothing
Why They're Nonsensical:
These statements are contradictory. Make up your mind.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
There are additional Korn nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Daddy"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I F''''' hate you You f''''' ruined life I wanted to die
Why They're Insincere:
Everytime I play it i can reverse it backwards as 'tonight's dinner is pussy'
Submitted by: Karl 0996
"A.D.I.D.A.S"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I dont even know your ****ing name
So what lets ****
Why They're Insincere:
no comment.
Submitted by: Kaylie L

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Y'all Want A Single (Say F*** That)"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Y'all want a single say f*** that (f*** that!)
F*** that, f*** that (f*** that!)
Why They're Insulting:
It is insulting to any religion anywhere or anyone who just doesn't like people swearing.
Submitted by: Travis
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Dead Bodies Everywhere"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Dead bodies everywhere
Why They're Inappropriate:
The rest of this song is about the narrator not wanting to be the way his parents wanted him to be, so I don't see why he has to stick this in there.
Submitted by: wadded beef
"Balltongue"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You've got the d*kes off, I think they'll mind me.
The rag I'm on, we are justified.
Congrats, you just f***ed up my makeup and s***!
What have you done for me?!
Why They're Inappropriate:
Just a couple of the many random lyrics that pop up in this song.
Submitted by: wadded beef

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Wicked"
The Dated Lyrics:
Don't say nothin' just listen. Got me a plan to break Tyson out of prison.
Why They're Dated:
This is a cover of an Ice Cube song. The original version was released in 1992 while Mike Tyson was serving time for rape and assault, though KoRn's version, released in 1996 and featuring Chino Moreno of the Deftones, was dated as Tysone was released in 1994 (I believe) and was at the time a free man.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"A Different World"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Harder! Harder! Harder!
Give it to you
Harder! Harder!
You just want it
Harder! Harder! Harder!
Give it to you
Harder! Harder!
I don't think you'll ever gonna get it
Why They're Dirty:
Pretty self-explanatory... Especially the "HARDER!" occurrences in the lyrics.
Submitted by: Greg Chan
 

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"Corn
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Y'all Want A Single (Say F*** That)"
Opening Lines:
Y'all want a single say f*** that (f*** that!)
Comments:
'nuff said.
Submitted by: Travis
 

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Freak On A Leash"
The Made Up Words:
Da Boom Da Da Ooomm Da Bahedma, Da Boom Da Da Ooomm Da Bahema
Comments:
Ummm....what is the point of this? How was this even allowed to be recorded? This is just jibberish that means nothing!
Submitted by: Travis
"Freak on a Leash"
The Made Up Words:
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Comments:
Maybe its some form of Elvish...
Submitted by: Sir David Grady III

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Thoughtless"
The Lyrics:
All my friends are gone, they died
They all screamed and cried
Why:
becasue he's talking about his friends being dead and the way he says it is just creepy!
Submitted by: Sara
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Bea, Tit Up Right" originally "Beat It Upright"
If women named their boobs
Submitted by: Opie M.
"Freak On Ale Ash" originally "Freak On A Leash"
Whatever ale ash is!
Submitted by: Axl Sean
"Beat It Up, Right?" originally "Beat It Upright"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Did My Tim E" originally "Did My Time"
Submitted by: Peter
"Be A Tit Upright" originally "Beat It Upright"
Correction to previous submissiion
Submitted by: Fiona Pear

There are additional Korn Song Title Space Change available.

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Predictable"
The Lyrics:
Evil thoughts is creeping through my mind
Why:
Correction: "Evil thoughts ARE creeping through my mind."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"Twisted Transistor"
The Lyrics:
Don't give up, because the music do
Why:
I screwed up before. The above lyics are still wrong, but he correction should be "The music DOES."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.

Band Name Anagrams:

OK RN Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
RN= Registered Nurse

Song Title Anagrams:

"Sing 'Y'all Want Ale'" originally "Y'all Want A Single"
Submitted by: Denzel Washington Square Root Beer Nuts And Bolts
"Satin Image" originally "It's Me Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Sing 'A Team'" originally "It's Me Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Stain A Gem" originally "It's Me Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Snag A Mite" originally "It's Me Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Korn Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Politics"
Very unusual censorship on this one. This song's video not only has cuss words edited out, but also the words "raped," "sex," and even "demon"--yet leaves in a close-up shot of one of the band members giving the finger.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
" K@#*%! "
This song has been banned from all radio stations because every three word uses profanity or the F word. Also there is no clean version of their album "Life Is Peachy" because if they did, they would have to replace the song, skip it, or do an instrumental version of the song.
Submitted by: Slpnot
"Y'all Want A Single (Say Fuck That)"
It got banned for saying "fuck" 99 times with a total of 100 swears. The group eventually decided to make a remix called "Y'all Want A Single (Say Suck That)
Submitted by: Travis

Super Long Pop Songs:

"When Will This End?" Length: 14:24
Nice choice of a name.
Submitted by: BECKER

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Twist" Length: 0:58
One of my favorite things about KoRn songs is scating... This song is just perfect..
Submitted by: Kam
"4 U" Length: 1:42
Not a big fan of Korn, but this song was good. Too bad it wasn't at least one verse longer.
Submitted by: Micke Luna

Song Title Acrostics:

FOAL: "Freak On A Leash"
Submitted by: Edyth Bowen

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Make Bee Mad" originally "Make Me Bad"
Careful, it might sting you!
Submitted by: Lisa Rose
"Bake Me Mad" originally "Make Me Bad"
Submitted by: Lefty Lucy
"Bake Me Mad" originally "Make Me Bad"
Submitted by: Lizzie

Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:

"Freak On A Leash"
The Lyrics:
Da Boom Da Da Ooomm Da Bahedma, Da Boom Da Da Ooomm Da Bahema
Soy Sondoma Dahema
Why:
What Does That Mean?!?!?!?!
Submitted by: Maggot army
 

Names as a Word Bank:

Ron Nok Rok Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
No Koko, O'Konnor Submitted by: Jonathan S.
As in, "Not featuring koko the gorilla."
Konk Ron Submitted by: Jonathan S.
OK, or no? Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Their music? DEFINITELY, NO!

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Nork originally "Korn"
Not really a spoonerism, but it sounds funny.
Submitted by: Red Ruffcorn

Hidden Tracks:

"One"
Wait for 6 minutes and 13 seconds after "When Will This End" (from Take A Look In The Mirror) finishes to hear Korn covering Metallica's "One" live. It was taken from "MTV Icons: Metallica".
Submitted by: A Stranger

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

vegetables and produce
KoRn? Corn? Quite obvious lol.
Submitted by: Metalhead

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