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Fun Music Information -> Korn
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This is the most recent information about Korn that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Korn, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Korn with Fred Durst, Korn featuring Fred Durst, Korn and Fred DurstJokes:
Fieldy: "Hey; I got Jonathan's bagpipes!" Head: "But you can't Play Them..." Fieldy: "I know; and now, neither can he!" Submitted by: gary phelps
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Band Name Origins:
- when the lead singer was little he was abused by his step mom and she beat him for knowing how to spell corn. and most of his songs are about abuse. Submitted by: Johnny
- Since they are from Bakersfield California, they get KORN from the TV show Hee-Haw which was the name of the radio station on one of the skits. Buck Owens, from Bakersfield, was the co-star of the 70's sketch comedy show. Submitted by: Ritch B
Stupid Band Names:
- Too corny....... Submitted by: Gengar308
- Now all they need is album called "On the Kobb". Submitted by: Chuck Fensch
- Like not Badfinger but bad toe? Submitted by: Chris
- Why couldn't they call themselves Karrots. It would've gotten more attention. Korn is just a short term for Porn. And I don't see a munky or head in the band. Submitted by: S.T.G.
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Coming Undone Wit It (featuring DFB)" | This mash-up's bridge ends with the lyric, "Korn and the muthaf***in' Franchise Boyz!" - Jonathan S. |
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Jonathan Davis" | "Undertaker" | I assume that was when he got most of his inspirations. - joeking |
Better Off Solo?:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Brian "head" Welch" | "He was way more respected, and way better in Korn then he is as a solo artist." | - Justin |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Trash" | "trash" never been used as lyrics..but in the lyrics, theres this line which can be refered 2 this word.. "im sorry, I just throw you away" - NoVa |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Bunyuns | Another painful toe condition misspelled. | Obi Lame Kenobi |
| Barlee | Yet another misspelling of a grain. | Rocky Rhodes |
| Kallus | Another painful toe condition spelt with K instead | Unfunny |
| Kettle Korn | Some brands of kettle corn spell it like this. | Gigi |
| Ryce | Another misspelling of a grain. | Pete Moss |
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Spread Bodies Everywhere" | "Dead Bodies Everywhere" | Evil Olive |
| "Led Bodies Everywhere" | "Dead Bodies Everywhere" | Evil Olive |
| "Red Bodies Everywhere" | "Dead Bodies Everywhere" | Evil Olive |
| "Freak On Alicia" | "Freak on a Leash" | Blake DeKalb |
| "I'm Staying Tonight" | "I'm Here To Stay" | coombesyy |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Ball Tongue," | Nobody can roll their tongue into a ball. | Frieda Evans |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Look Out Any Window," Bruce Hornsby & The Range | "No One's There," Korn | |
| "Rock And Roll Band," Boston | "Divine," Korn | |
| "The Kids Are Back," Twisted Sister | "Here To Stay," Korn | |
| "What Do I Have To Do?," Stabbing Westward | "Twist," Korn | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Dad Bodies Everywhere" originally "Dead Bodies Everywhere"
Please keep your shirts on! LOL.
Edward
"Bat It Upright" originally "Beat It Upright"
Veruca Pepper
"Did My Tie" originally "Did My Time"
Candy Welty
"Eat It Upright" originally "Beat It Upright"
Introducing gourmet eaters.
Peter
"Bet It Upright" originally "Beat It Upright"
New ways to place a bet
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There are additional Korn song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Dread Bodies Everywhere" originally "Dead Bodies Everywhere"
Corinne Auterlehr
"Dead Bodices Everywhere" originally "Dead Bodies Everywhere"
Can a bodice die??
Cheryl Jordan
"Did My Timer" originally "Did My Time"
Candy Welty
"Wish You Could Beg Me" originally "Wish You Could Be Me"
Naomi Swanson
"Make Men Bad" originally "Make Me Bad"
Calop
There are additional Korn song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Did My Tire" originally "Did My Time"
Candy Welty
"Did My Tile" originally "Did My Time"
Candy Welty
"Did My Dime" originally "Did My Time"
Candy Welty
"Did My Mime" originally "Did My Time"
Candy Welty
"Brash" originally "Trash"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional Korn song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Twisted Transistor" | "Twisted Vaccum Tube" | Cactus Impersonator |
| "Freak on a Leash" | "Streak for a Week" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Blind" | "Grindr" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Coming Undone" | "Calling Shotgun" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Twist" | "Pissed" | Fack Sabbath |
| "A.d.i.d.a.s" | "ChuckyG" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Twisted Transistor" | "Tricky Tongue Twister" | Matthias |
| "Freak on a Leash" | "Creep on the Beach" | Below Average Dave |
| "Word Up" | "Nerd Up" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Freak On A Leash" | "Photodermatitis" | Agrimorfee |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Freak on a Leash | Petco | Kerry |
| Bitch We Got a Problem | Marriage Counseling | King Andrew |
| Y'All Want A Single | Dating Hotling | Yaya |
| It's Gonna Go Away | Hemorrhoid Cream | Spiricy |
| It's On | Ansell Condoms | Spiricy |
| There are additional Korn commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Freak On A Leash | Petco | Kerry |
| Freak On a Leash | Dog Kennel | Jonathan S. |
| Evolution | Discovery Institute | Fbug |
| Evolution | any church | BECKER |
| Coming Undone | Tailor shop | tictacs941 |
| There are additional Korn on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Dead Babies Alice Cooper | Dead Bodies Everywhere Korn | Dead Babies Everywhere That's completely disgusting :P | Zak |
| The One You Love Glenn Frey | Never Around Korn | The One You Love Is Never Around That's too sad for words. | Garrison |
| Hound Dog Elvis Presley | Freak On A Leash Korn | Hound Dog On A Leash | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| Big Balls AC/DC | Clown Korn | Big Clown Balls | King Andrew |
| There are additional Korn duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Pete Korn
Pete Yorn combined with Korn
If this site had change-letter for performer names, this would work for the first act.
Submitted By: Cirque du Soleil Moon Frye
Das PopKorn
Das Pop combined with Korn
Submitted By: Natasha Bly
MetalliKorn
Metallica combined with Korn
Who wouldn't want a piece of metal corn? :-D
Submitted By: Huff
Akorn
Akon combined with Korn
As in "acorn"; I'm surprised no one thought of this one yet!
Submitted By: Melissa
There are additional Korn Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Blind"
Misheard Lyrics: I can't see, I can't see, I'm going blind.
Original Lyrics: I can see, I can see, I'm going blind.
| "Chi"
Misheard Lyrics: Sick of the same old thing
So I dig a hole, baby. Original Lyrics: Sick of the same old things so I dig a hole bury pain
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"Coming Undone"
Misheard Lyrics: Deliberate from my heart Be straight It deliberate
Original Lyrics: Deliverance of my heart Please strike Be deliberate
| "Coming Undone"
Misheard Lyrics: Keep holding on
When my brain's stinking like a bum Original Lyrics: Keep holding on
When my brain's ticking like a bomb |
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Blind"
Misheard Lyrics: I can't see, I can't see, I'm going blind.
Original Lyrics: I can see, I can see, I'm going blind.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Katy If he's going blind, it would make sense that he can't see. |
| There are additional Korn misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Shoots 'N' Ladders"
Better Lyrics:
One, two, Kalamazoo
Three, four, Jersey Shore
Five, six, West Phoenix
Seven, eight, New York State
Three, four, Jersey Shore
Five, six, West Phoenix
Seven, eight, New York State
Original Lyrics:
One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, shut that door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight
Three, four, shut that door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"A.D.I.D.A.S."
Better Lyrics:
All day I dream of biceps
Original Lyrics:
All day I dream about sex!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"The Wall"
Better Lyrics:
All in all you're just another tick on my ball
Original Lyrics:
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
Submitted by: Thick Shady
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"All in the Family"
The Funny Lyrics: Check you out, punk. Yes I know you feel it.
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson Video. You little fairy smellin' on your flowers. Nappy hairy chest, look, it's Austin Powers. (Oh, yeah baby) Why They're Funny: The whole song is just Fred Durst and Jonathan Davis throwing insults back and forth at each other. You have to hear the whole song to see why it's funny in a sense.
Submitted by: wadded beef
| "Beat It Upright"
The Funny Lyrics: Yes, I'm ready for a good flogging, baby.
Yes, I'm ready to get it on. Don't let up 'till my a** is bleeding, baby. Don't let up until you are done. Why They're Funny: This guy likes it rough!
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Shoots and Ladders"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Nick nack paddy wack, give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home. (repeat several times) Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow.) (repeat several times) Why They're Repetitive: The "nick nack paddy whack" and "Mary had a little lamb" sections repeat a lot.
Submitted by: Katy
| "Freak on a Leash"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma etc... So fight, something on the ming-a-ooh Fight, some things they fight etc...
Why They're Repetitive: Jonathan repeats the same scatting lines in the bridge.
Submitted by: Katy
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Falling Away From Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Pressing me, they won't go away
So I pray, go away Why They're Nonsensical: Sorry, but to me this doesn't seem to make sense whatsoever.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
| "No Way"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: It feels like something
It feels like nothing Why They're Nonsensical: These statements are contradictory. Make up your mind.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
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| There are additional Korn nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Daddy"
The Insincere Lyrics: I F''''' hate you You f''''' ruined life I wanted to die
Why They're Insincere: Everytime I play it i can reverse it backwards as 'tonight's dinner is pussy'
Submitted by: Karl 0996
| "A.D.I.D.A.S"
The Insincere Lyrics: I dont even know your ****ing name
So what lets **** Why They're Insincere: no comment.
Submitted by: Kaylie L
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Coming Undone"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Keep holding on
When my brain's tickin' like a bomb, Guess the black thoughts have come again to get me. Sweet bitter words Unlike nothing I have heard, Sing along mockingbird, You don't affect me. (later) Choke, choke again, I thought my demons were my friends, Pity me in the end, They're out to get me. Since I was young, I tasted sorrow on my tongue, And this sweet sugar gun does not protect me. Why They're Misrhymed: Jonathan rhymes "me" with itself in the verses.
Submitted by: Katy
| "Coming Undone"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Wait, I'm coming undone,
Irate, I'm coming undone, Too late, I'm coming undone, What looks so strong, so delicate. Why They're Misrhymed: "Undone" is said 3 times. "Delicate" doesn't rhyme.
Submitted by: Katy
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Y'all Want A Single (Say F*** That)"
The Insulting Lyrics: Y'all want a single say f*** that (f*** that!)
F*** that, f*** that (f*** that!) Why They're Insulting: It is insulting to any religion anywhere or anyone who just doesn't like people swearing.
Submitted by: Travis
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Dead Bodies Everywhere"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Dead bodies everywhere
Why They're Inappropriate: The rest of this song is about the narrator not wanting to be the way his parents wanted him to be, so I don't see why he has to stick this in there.
Submitted by: wadded beef
| "Balltongue"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: You've got the d*kes off, I think they'll mind me.
The rag I'm on, we are justified. Congrats, you just f***ed up my makeup and s***! What have you done for me?! Why They're Inappropriate: Just a couple of the many random lyrics that pop up in this song.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Got The Life"
The Dated Lyrics: God paged me.
Why They're Dated: If these are in fact the correct lyrics like Head and everyone else is saying then they're dated. Why would the almighty, all powerful God be using obsolete technology?
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
| "Wicked"
The Dated Lyrics: Don't say nothin' just listen. Got me a plan to break Tyson out of prison.
Why They're Dated: This is a cover of an Ice Cube song. The original version was released in 1992 while Mike Tyson was serving time for rape and assault, though KoRn's version, released in 1996 and featuring Chino Moreno of the Deftones, was dated as Tysone was released in 1994 (I believe) and was at the time a free man.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"A Different World"
The Dirty Lyrics: Harder! Harder! Harder!
Give it to you Harder! Harder! You just want it Harder! Harder! Harder! Give it to you Harder! Harder! I don't think you'll ever gonna get it Why They're Dirty: Pretty self-explanatory... Especially the "HARDER!" occurrences in the lyrics.
Submitted by: Greg Chan
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Corn
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Y'all Want A Single (Say F*** That)"
Opening Lines: Y'all want a single say f*** that (f*** that!)
Comments: 'nuff said.
Submitted by: Travis
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Freak On A Leash"
The Made Up Words: Da Boom Da Da Ooomm Da Bahedma, Da Boom Da Da Ooomm Da Bahema
Comments: Ummm....what is the point of this? How was this even allowed to be recorded? This is just jibberish that means nothing!
Submitted by: Travis
| "Freak on a Leash"
The Made Up Words: Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Comments: Maybe its some form of Elvish...
Submitted by: Sir David Grady III
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Kill You"
The Lyrics: All I wanna do! Is kill you
Why: I’m going to get murdered :D
Submitted by: Clever Name
| "Thoughtless"
The Lyrics: All my friends are gone, they died
They all screamed and cried Why: becasue he's talking about his friends being dead and the way he says it is just creepy!
Submitted by: Sara
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Song Title Space Change:
"Bea, Tit Up Right" originally "Beat It Upright"
If women named their boobs
Submitted by: Opie M.
"Freak On Ale Ash" originally "Freak On A Leash"
Whatever ale ash is!
Submitted by: Axl Sean
"Beat It Up, Right?" originally "Beat It Upright"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Did My Tim E" originally "Did My Time"
Submitted by: Peter
"Be A Tit Upright" originally "Beat It Upright"
Correction to previous submissiion
Submitted by: Fiona Pear
There are additional Korn Song Title Space Change available.
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Predictable"
The Lyrics: Evil thoughts is creeping through my mind
Why: Correction: "Evil thoughts ARE creeping through my mind."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
| "Twisted Transistor"
The Lyrics: Don't give up, because the music do
Why: I screwed up before. The above lyics are still wrong, but he correction should be "The music DOES."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
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Band Name Anagrams:
OK RN Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
RN= Registered Nurse
Song Title Anagrams:
"Ty Did Mime" originally "Did My Time"
Submitted by: Beverly Stiles
"Sing 'Y'all Want Ale'" originally "Y'all Want A Single"
Submitted by: Denzel Washington Square Root Beer Nuts And Bolts
"Satin Image" originally "It's Me Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Sing 'A Team'" originally "It's Me Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Stain A Gem" originally "It's Me Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Korn Song Title Anagrams available.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Politics"
Very unusual censorship on this one. This song's video not only has cuss words edited out, but also the words "raped," "sex," and even "demon"--yet leaves in a close-up shot of one of the band members giving the finger.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
" K@#*%! "
This song has been banned from all radio stations because every three word uses profanity or the F word. Also there is no clean version of their album "Life Is Peachy" because if they did, they would have to replace the song, skip it, or do an instrumental version of the song.
Submitted by: Slpnot
"Y'all Want A Single (Say Fuck That)"
It got banned for saying "fuck" 99 times with a total of 100 swears. The group eventually decided to make a remix called "Y'all Want A Single (Say Suck That)
Submitted by: Travis
Super Long Pop Songs:
"When Will This End?" Length: 14:24
Nice choice of a name.
Submitted by: BECKER
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Twist" Length: 0:58
One of my favorite things about KoRn songs is scating... This song is just perfect..
Submitted by: Kam
"4 U" Length: 1:42
Not a big fan of Korn, but this song was good. Too bad it wasn't at least one verse longer.
Submitted by: Micke Luna
Song Title Acrostics:
FOAL: "Freak On A Leash"
Submitted by: Edyth Bowen
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Tear Stew Hay" originally "Here To Stay"
How can a tear stew anything?
Submitted by: Flora Rolf
"Tear Stew Hay" originally "Here To Stay"
How can a tear stew anything?
Submitted by: Flora Rolf
"Steer To Hay" originally "Here To Stay"
Submitted by: Flora Rolf
"Did Ty Mime?" originally "Did My Time"
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
"Make Bee Mad" originally "Make Me Bad"
Careful, it might sting you!
Submitted by: Lisa Rose
There are additional Korn Song Title Spoonerisms available.
Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:
"Freak On A Leash"
The Lyrics: Da Boom Da Da Ooomm Da Bahedma, Da Boom Da Da Ooomm Da Bahema
Soy Sondoma Dahema Why: What Does That Mean?!?!?!?!
Submitted by: Maggot army
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Names as a Word Bank:
Ron Nok Rok Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
No Koko, O'Konnor Submitted by: Jonathan S.
As in, "Not featuring koko the gorilla."
Konk Ron Submitted by: Jonathan S.
OK, or no? Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Their music? DEFINITELY, NO!
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Nork originally "Korn"
Not really a spoonerism, but it sounds funny.
Submitted by: Red Ruffcorn
Hidden Tracks:
"Michael & Geri"
From Korn's debut album; this song is found after Daddy, after a few minutes of silence. The story goes that producer Ross Robinson discovered the tape in an abandoned garage. The track features no instrumentation; rather consists of two people bickering while repairing a Dodge Dart. To this day nobody knows who originally maded the tape.
Submitted by: Jay
"One"
Wait for 6 minutes and 13 seconds after "When Will This End" (from Take A Look In The Mirror) finishes to hear Korn covering Metallica's "One" live. It was taken from "MTV Icons: Metallica".
Submitted by: A Stranger
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
vegetables and produce
KoRn? Corn? Quite obvious lol.
Submitted by: Metalhead
