Fun Music Information -> Christina Aguilera
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This is the most recent information about Christina Aguilera that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Christina Aguilera, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
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Cristina Aguilera and co., Chritina Aguleira, Christina Aguilera and Company, Christina Augulira, Christina Auguleria, Christina Agulieria, Christina Aguleria, Christina Agulera, Christina Aguleira, Christina Agularia, Christina Agulara, Christina Aguillara, Christina Aguilara, Christina A., Christia Aguilairia, Chirstina A. And RedmanMusic Quotes:
I was just at the moment getting ready to put on my 'happy-even-though-im-a-loser face'. - Christina Aguilera - on her surprise Grammy victory Submitted by: LucidLupin
| I want to be a poet. I don't want to talk about genies in bottles anymore. Whatever I do, it's my business. It's not my job to parent America. Its really beautiful and expensive and I like it a lot. I�TMve gotten a lot of complements on it. It just seemed erotic in a place most people wouldn�TMt have the guts to do it. - Christina Aguilera on a diamond stud piercing in a very private part of her body-Rolling Stone Magazine 14/11/02 Pop is actually my least favourite kind of music, because it lacks real depth. So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Aguilera Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Christina Maria Jones. Submitted by: jamo
Also known as: Christina Maria Aguilera. Submitted by: NuGGaH
Performer Nick Names:
Known informally as: Xtina. Submitted by: Martha Hankins
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Christina Shaguilera | If her hair ever shags | dani |
| Christina Haguilera | Someday when she's an old lady, this might apply. | Brandy |
| Christina Uguilera | Because she is ugly! She looks like a rat! | JOKO |
| Christina Gaguilera | I like her, but I still like making fun of her name | danielle |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Weenie In A Bottle" | "Genie In A Bottle" | DooDoo |
| "Poop In A Jar" | "Genie in the Bottle" | Sooooooooon |
| "Hooker In A Corner" | "Genie In A Bottle" | ~*Lily*~ |
| "Spider" | "Fighter" | Andrew Darwitan |
| "Spyer" | "Fighter" | Andrew Darwitan |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Genie In A Bottle," | There's no such thing | Nicole Marie |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Ain't No Woman (Like The One I've Got)" | "Ain't No Other Man," Christina Aguilera | Serafina |
| "I'd Really Love To See You Tonight" | "Come On Over Baby," Christina Aguilera | Serafina |
| "Who Will You Run To" | "The Voice Within," Christina Aguilera | especially the part about "when it all falls down" - Lisa |
| "How Do You Feel" | "Hurt," Christina Aguilera | Sam |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"The Vice Within" originally "The Voice Within"
Naomi Swanson
"My Destin" originally "My Destiny"
Destin is a city in Florida.
Brianna Holden
"Gene In A Bottle" originally "Genie In A Bottle"
What would a gene be doing in there?
Serafina
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Ain't No Mother Man" originally "Ain't No Other Man"
One of those by definition sort of things.
Meg Owens
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Keeps Getting Wetter" originally "Keeps Getting Better"
Natasha
"Deflection" originally "Reflection"
Andrea Greenleaf
"Ain't No Other Map" originally "Ain't No Other Man"
Joe Siebert
"Keeps Getting Butter" originally "Keeps Getting Better"
Aguilera wants margarine!
Whatever you want to call me
"Ain't No Other Mag" originally "Ain't No Other Man"
As in magazine.
Rachel
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
Apr 1
"Pee Pee In A Bottle" by Jeff Reuben, Performed by Below Average Dave
a parody of "Genie In A Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
Feb 18
"Weenie on a Hot Bun" by Below Average Dave
a parody of "Geenie in a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
Without a midi, this Number One classic sounds far more funny and professional than ever before
badave.com: (mp3)
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Hurt" | "Slurp" | Below Average Dave |
| "Hurt" | "Purge" | Rocky Mak |
| "Candyman" | "Bored-Ass Man" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Candyman" | "Disney Slave" | Matthias |
| "Ain't No Other Man" | "Janis Joplin Sounded Like A Man" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Fighter" | "Taller" | Thor2000 |
| "Fighter" | "Evil" | Thor2000 |
| "Dirrty" | "Dirrty Part II: The Morning After" | Amanda |
| "Reflection" | "Contraception" | Exxtregular/Chanell W |
| "Candyman" | "Crazy Man" | Sparx1 |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Come On Over | NFL Network: Seattle Seahawks | Jay Jianoran |
| Dirrty | Spelling Programs | Denny Neagle |
| Can't Hold Us Down | Ritalin | Nalasia |
| Dirrty | Porno Store | PiggleT |
| The Voice Within | Schizophrenia Foundation | NuGGaH |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Dirrty | Merry Maids | Alyssa |
| The Voice Within | Insane Asylum | Brooke |
| Dirrty | Dog/Car Wash | Brooke |
| Beautiful | Plastic Surgeon | Brooke |
| Fighter | Spousal Abuse Hotline | Marv |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Oh, Girl The Chi-lites | Dirrty Christina Aguilera | Oh, Dirrty Girl | Baby Ruth Barr |
| I Want Candy Aaron Carter | Candyman Christina Aguilera | I Want Candy, Man | Rachel |
| Errtime Nelly | Derrty Christina Aguilera | Derrtime | Michael M |
| So Young The Corrs | Beautiful Christina Aguilera | So Young and Beautiful What a nice thought. | Natasha |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Christina Shaguilera
Christina Aguilera combined with Shaggy
...or Christina Shaggylera ;D
Submitted By: nally
Misheard Lyrics:
"Candy Man"
Misheard Lyrics: He's sweet, like a sugar lump of candy man
Original Lyrics: He's a sweet-talking, sugar-coated candy man!
| "Ain't No Other Man"
Misheard Lyrics: Your lovers, both past and present tense
Original Lyrics: Your lovers, better not be present tense.
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"Come On Over"
Misheard Lyrics: Cum on ovum, cum on ovum, baby.
Original Lyrics: Come on over, come on over baby.
| "Dirrty"
Misheard Lyrics: Me and my girls come to shake a boob.
Original Lyrics: Me and my girls gonna shake the room.
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Come On Over"
Misheard Lyrics: Cum on ovum, cum on ovum, baby.
Original Lyrics: Come on over, come on over baby.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: OrangeXenon54 I thought this was a song about reproduction and how to make a baby. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Genie In A Bottle"
Better Lyrics:
If you wanna smoke some weed
Come to the alley and find me
I'm a crackhead in an alley
But I smoke either crack or weed
Come to the alley and find me
I'm a crackhead in an alley
But I smoke either crack or weed
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna be with me baby
There's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
There's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
Submitted by: Reeses
"Fighter"
Better Lyrics:
Made me want to eat some more black beans
Made me want to eat some more All-Bran
Made me want eat some more chickpeas
So thanks for making me eat fiber
Made me want to eat some more All-Bran
Made me want eat some more chickpeas
So thanks for making me eat fiber
Original Lyrics:
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Submitted by: C&C Cookie
"Dirrty"
Better Lyrics:
My clothes are getting DIRRTY!
I think it's time to do the LAUNDRY!
I spilled alotta punch at that PARTY!
My pants are all SNOTTY!
It's about time to do the laundry!
I think it's time to do the LAUNDRY!
I spilled alotta punch at that PARTY!
My pants are all SNOTTY!
It's about time to do the laundry!
Original Lyrics:
Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Submitted by: Brittney :D
Funny Lyrics:
"Genie In A Bottle"
The Funny Lyrics: I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way Why They're Funny: Christina doesn't wanna be know as a $lut be she was singing this when she was like 17.
Submitted by: Anna Boo
| "Genie In A Bottle"
The Funny Lyrics: I'm a genie in a bottle Ya gotta rub me the right way
Why They're Funny: Wait...rub you or rub the bottle? Do you wan't like a massage or something? Cause I'm sure not givin' it to ya!
Submitted by: GiGi
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Come On Over"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Come on over
Why They're Repetitive: Christina is so popular she already have many people comming over to her. What does she want now?
Submitted by: Amy
| "Genie in a Bottle"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Fu*k the wayans brotherz!
Why They're Repetitive: She says that like, 500 times! I mean..we counted! they hide it throughout the lyrics!
Submitted by: Mary and Carley..totally!
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"When You Put Your Hands On Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I don't know, diving out of the sky
Or living like the diamonds of pearl Why They're Nonsensical: Do I really have to explain why this is nonsensical? It just seems so jumbled. What does she mean by this?!?!?
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
| "Dirrty"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Sweat until my clothes come off
Why They're Nonsensical: Christina, do you really think your clothes are going to come off by themselves? This line seems VERY nonsensical.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Can't Hold Us Down"
The Insincere Lyrics: It's sad you only get your fame through controversy
Why They're Insincere: Either Christina Aguilera has some form of selective spells of amnesia or she really did totally disregard her 'Dirrrty' song (and subsequently her video) as she sang this particular line. So rolling around practically naked and doing trite raunch-by-numbers in your songs to bag yourself a #1 is not considered a cheap means of getting popular from controversy? Pretty sad indeed.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "I Turn To You"
The Insincere Lyrics: When im lost in the rain
In your eyes I know I'll find the light To light my way Why They're Insincere: It's to her mom, not so people don't think she's a [edited]
Submitted by: sno
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Hurt"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: There's nothing I wouldn't do
To hear your voice again Sometimes I want to call you But I know you won't be there Why They're Misrhymed: 'Again' rhymed with 'there'? How did she manage to do that one?
Submitted by: Jeff Wemyss
| "Fighter"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Never saw it coming
All of your back stabbing Why They're Misrhymed: Just because both words happen to have the '-ing' suffix in them doesn't mean they're enough for an adequate rhyme. It's like associating 'unfortunate' with 'celibate'.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Car Wash"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Working at the car wash
Why They're Inappropriate: This is from the film Shark Tale, and in the film, it's a Whale Wash, not a Car Wash.
Submitted by: Barry
| "Beautiful"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I'm so ashamed
I am beautiful no matter what they say Why They're Inappropriate: If you are so beautiful then why are so ashamed?????
Submitted by: PoohGirl
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| There are additional inappropriate lyrics available. | |
Dirty Lyrics:
"Genie in A Bottle"
The Dirty Lyrics: ....you gotta rub me the right way.....
Why They're Dirty: This may sound dirty, but she really is asking you not to piss her off, not to touch her in the right places.
Submitted by: Matt
| "Candy Man"
The Dirty Lyrics: Makin' all the panties drop
Why They're Dirty: oh, come ON, people, you seriously didn't notice that. women taking off their underwear ....
Submitted by: Staci
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Song Title Space Change:
"It Urn To You" originally "I Turn To You "
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Fight ER" originally "Fighter"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Band Name Anagrams:
Ugly Satanic Hair Submitted by: Optimus Lime
A Cashiering Ritual Submitted by: H. Tim Smith
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Infatuation"
The Lyrics: Should I let him take me to Puerto Rico
Why: Puerto Rico
Submitted by: xxxpress
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Songs That Are Banned:
"Dirrty"
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Submitted by: Celeste
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Primer Amor Interlude" Length: 0:53
In Spanish, this song tells a story of how she feel for a Puerto Rican dancer. This song leads up to "Infatuation", which is mostly in English.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Stripped (Intro (part 2.))" Length: 0:44
Prelude to "The Voice Within".
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Stripped (Intro)" Length: 1:39
Opens the "Stripped" Album
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Johnny In A Beetle" originally "Genie In A Bottle"
Several possible meanings, all a tight fit.
Submitted by: Andrea Greenleaf
Names as a Word Bank:
Ugly Satanic Hair Submitted by: Optimus Lime
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Having Her Erogenous Zone Pierced"
It's been widely rumored in the Dirrty video that people could see piercings in her erogenous zone. All I have to say to that is Ugh gross!
Submitted by: Celeste
"Having Her Erogenous Zone Pierced"
It's been widely rumored in the Dirrty video that people could see piercings in her erogenous zone. All I have to say to that is Ugh gross!
Submitted by: Celeste
"Dirrty"
The Lyrics: Want to get a little bit dirty
sweat dripping all over my body want to get dirty It's about time for my arrival Why: Not the best ringtone to use when your in a business meeting with clients.
Submitted by: Celeste
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