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Fun Music Information -> Christina Aguilera
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This is the most recent information about Christina Aguilera that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Christina Aguilera, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Cristina Aguilera and co., Chritina Aguleira, Christina Aguilera and Company, Christina Augulira, Christina Auguleria, Christina Agulieria, Christina Aguleria, Christina Agulera, Christina Aguleira, Christina Agularia, Christina Agulara, Christina Aguillara, Christina Aguilara, Christina A., Christia Aguilairia, Chirstina A. And RedmanQuotes:
I was just at the moment getting ready to put on my 'happy-even-though-im-a-loser face'. - Christina Aguilera - on her surprise Grammy victory Submitted by: LucidLupin
| I want to be a poet. I don't want to talk about genies in bottles anymore. Whatever I do, it's my business. It's not my job to parent America. Its really beautiful and expensive and I like it a lot. I�TMve gotten a lot of complements on it. It just seemed erotic in a place most people wouldn�TMt have the guts to do it. - Christina Aguilera on a diamond stud piercing in a very private part of her body-Rolling Stone Magazine 14/11/02 Pop is actually my least favourite kind of music, because it lacks real depth. So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Aguilera Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Christina Maria Jones. Submitted by: jamo
Also known as: Christina Maria Aguilera. Submitted by: NuGGaH
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Queen of Reinvention. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Xtina. Submitted by: Martha Hankins
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Christina Shaguilera | If her hair ever shags | dani |
| Christina Haguilera | Someday when she's an old lady, this might apply. | Brandy |
| Christina Uguilera | For people who think she is ugly/looks like a rat! | JOKO |
| Christina Gaguilera | I like her, but I still like making fun of her name | danielle |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Jeanie In A Bottle" | "Genie In A Bottle" | Waldo D. Law |
| "What A Girl Haunts" | "What A Girl Wants" | Regina Haniger |
| "What A Girl Daunts" | "What A Girl Wants" | Regina Haniger |
| "Burt" | "Hurt" | Roey |
| "Poop In A Jar" | "Genie in the Bottle" | Sooooooooon |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Army Of Me," | An army has more than one person. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Genie In A Bottle," | There's no such thing | Nicole Marie |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Rose Garden," Lynn Anderson | "Beautiful," Christina Aguilera | |
| "Flowers," The Emotions | "Beautiful," Christina Aguilera | |
| "If You Want This Love," Sonny Knight | "Come On Over Baby," Christina Aguilera | |
| "Show Me A Sign," Chicago | "Welcome," Christina Aguilera | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Still Dirty" originally "Still Dirrty"
Corrects the spelling
Candy Welty
"What A Gil Wants" originally "What A Girl Wants"
As in a person named Gil
Peter
"Hat A Girl Wants" originally "What A Girl Wants"
She'll have to pay for it, first.
Peter
"Dirty" originally "Dirrty"
Corrects the spelling!
Renee Sutton
"The Vice Within" originally "The Voice Within"
Naomi Swanson
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Wheat A Girl Wants" originally "What A Girl Wants"
But only if she's not on gluten-free diet.
Peter
"Rough Clover" originally "Rough Lover"
Gretchen Wieners
"Trough Lover" originally "Rough Lover"
Gretchen Wieners
"Ain't No Mother Man" originally "Ain't No Other Man"
One of those by definition sort of things.
Meg Owens
Change a Letter:
"Kurt" originally "Hurt"
Now it's about Mr. Cobain?
Roger
"Ain't No Other Mat" originally "Ain't No Other Man"
Just the welcome mat.
Serafina
"Curt" originally "Hurt"
Now it's about star pitcher Schilling?
Dobbs
"What A Girl Rants" originally "What A Girl Wants"
Peter
"Hunt" originally "Hurt"
Cassandra
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Aug 16
a parody of "Reflection" by Christina Aguilera
This one doesn't even really attempt to be funny. . .and I was hesitant to add it to my AmIRight collection because of that, but I'm trying to complete the AmIRight page as far as recordings. It's a parody of Reflection--except using the song in the sense as the original for the LGBT movement instead of it's original intent. Given Christina and Disney's personal history with the movement, something tells me they won't mind.
Soundclick: (mp3)
Jan 2
a parody of "Genie in a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
A new edit at a classic Jeff Reuben song
soundclick.com: (mp3)
Mar 31
a parody of "Genie In A Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
It's Baseball Season!
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Genie in a Bottle" | "TV on the Stream" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Beautiful" | "(I Love This) Musical" | Abs |
| "Genie In A Bottle" | "Creepy Guy With Goggles" | Matthias |
| "Your Body" | "You're Floppy" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "What a Girl Wants" | "My Name's James Bond" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Genie in a Bottle" | "Rebirth From A Fossil" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Genie In A Bottle" | "Rodent On My Pasta" | Christie Marie M |
| "The Star Spangled Banner" | "Crispy Aquavelva Slings the Scarred Angled Banter" | Warren Baker |
| "So Emotional" | "So Dysfunctional" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Show Me Your Burlesque" | "A Movie Called Burlesque" | Agrimorfee |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Blessed | Priests/Churches | Brandon Reina |
| Genie in a Bottle | "I Dream of Jeannie" promos | The Nerd |
| Beautiful | Skin Care Products | Insertnamehere |
| Genie In a Bottle | I Dream of Jeannie | The Nerd |
| Come On Over | NFL Network: Seattle Seahawks | Jay Jianoran |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Turn To You | Co-Dependents Anonymous | Pierre Goldstein |
| Not Myself Tonight | Multiple Personality Helpline | carly_carlz |
| Dirrty | Merry Maids | Alyssa |
| The Voice Within | Insane Asylum | Brooke |
| Dirrty | Dog/Car Wash | Brooke |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Made You Look Meghan Trainor | Beautiful Christina Aguilera | Made You Look Beautiful | Rachel |
| St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion) John Parr | Fighter Christina Aguilera | St. Elmo's Firefighter (Man In Motion) | Serafina |
| Ain't Gonna Wash For A Week The Brook Brothers | Your Body Christina Aguilera | Ain't Gonna Wash Your Body For A Week | Jacynthia Maries |
| Blue Rose Is Pam Tillis | Beautiful Christina Aguilera | Blue Rose Is Beautiful Signed, Blue Rose's secret admirer | Jacynthia Maries |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Christina Shaguilera
Christina Aguilera combined with Shaggy
...or Christina Shaggylera ;D
Submitted By: nally
Misheard Lyrics:
"I Turn To You"
Misheard Lyrics: For a waterfall I can run to
or For a waterfall I can run through Original Lyrics: For that one who I can run to
| "Ain't No Other Man"
Misheard Lyrics: I told my mother, my brother
My sister and my fans Original Lyrics: I told my mother, my brother
My sister and my friends |
"Genie in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics: You got the money and I pay
Original Lyrics: You gotta rub me the right way
| "Come On Over Baby (All I Want Is You)"
Misheard Lyrics: Gotta love her
Gotta love her, baby Original Lyrics: Come on over
Come on over, baby |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"What a Girl Wants"
Misheard Lyrics: And I'm thanking you for going inside me
Original Lyrics: And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Ry Radio quality isn't good :D |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Genie In A Bottle"
Better Lyrics:
If you wanna smoke some weed
Come to the alley and find me
I'm a crackhead in an alley
But I smoke either crack or weed
Come to the alley and find me
I'm a crackhead in an alley
But I smoke either crack or weed
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna be with me baby
There's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
There's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
Submitted by: Reeses
"Fighter"
Better Lyrics:
Made me want to eat some more black beans
Made me want to eat some more All-Bran
Made me want eat some more chickpeas
So thanks for making me eat fiber
Made me want to eat some more All-Bran
Made me want eat some more chickpeas
So thanks for making me eat fiber
Original Lyrics:
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Submitted by: C&C Cookie
"Dirrty"
Better Lyrics:
My clothes are getting DIRRTY!
I think it's time to do the LAUNDRY!
I spilled alotta punch at that PARTY!
My pants are all SNOTTY!
It's about time to do the laundry!
I think it's time to do the LAUNDRY!
I spilled alotta punch at that PARTY!
My pants are all SNOTTY!
It's about time to do the laundry!
Original Lyrics:
Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Submitted by: Brittney :D
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Genie In A Bottle"
The Funny Lyrics: I'm a genie in a bottle
Ya gotta rub me the right way Why They're Funny: Wait...rub you or rub the bottle? Do you want like a massage or something? Cause I'm sure not givin' it to ya!
Submitted by: GiGi
| "Fighter"
The Funny Lyrics: Made my skin a little bit thicker
Why They're Funny: hah??? crazy world .......
Submitted by: Anita
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Come On Over"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Come on over
Why They're Repetitive: Christina is so popular she already have many people comming over to her. What does she want now?
Submitted by: Amy
| "Genie in a Bottle"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Fu*k the wayans brotherz!
Why They're Repetitive: She says that like, 500 times! I mean..we counted! they hide it throughout the lyrics!
Submitted by: Mary and Carley..totally!
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Candyman"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: He's a sweet-talking, sugar-coated candy man
Why They're Nonsensical: Does this imply that a human being is actually covered in sugar? What for? That doesn't sound right.
Submitted by: Jen
| "Genie In A Bottle"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way
Why They're Nonsensical: Sorry, Christina, you don't rub a genie. You don't even rub the bottle. You just pull out the cork. Rubbing is for Aladdin's lamp, not a bottle genie thing at all.
Submitted by: James Natto
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Can't Hold Us Down"
The Insincere Lyrics: It's sad you only get your fame through controversy
Why They're Insincere: Either Christina Aguilera has some form of selective spells of amnesia or she really did totally disregard her 'Dirrrty' song (and subsequently her video) as she sang this particular line. So rolling around practically naked and doing trite raunch-by-numbers in your songs to bag yourself a #1 is not considered a cheap means of getting popular from controversy? Pretty sad indeed.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "I Turn To You"
The Insincere Lyrics: When im lost in the rain
In your eyes I know I'll find the light To light my way Why They're Insincere: It's to her mom, not so people don't think she's a [edited]
Submitted by: sno
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Hurt"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: There's nothing I wouldn't do
To hear your voice again Sometimes I want to call you But I know you won't be there Why They're Misrhymed: 'Again' rhymed with 'there'? How did she manage to do that one?
Submitted by: Jeff Wemyss
| "Fighter"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Never saw it coming
All of your back stabbing Why They're Misrhymed: Just because both words happen to have the '-ing' suffix in them doesn't mean they're enough for an adequate rhyme. It's like associating 'unfortunate' with 'celibate'.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Beautiful"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I'm so ashamed
I am beautiful no matter what they say Why They're Inappropriate: If you are so beautiful then why are so ashamed???
Submitted by: Sandra T.
| "Candyman"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: He's got lips like sugar cane
good things come to boys who wait. Why They're Inappropriate: It seems to imply that she likes guys who have sugar lips.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Sex for Breakfast"
The Dirty Lyrics: When the morning comes I know that I will too
Why They're Dirty: Its actually obvious :p
Submitted by: Donny Donner
| "Nasty Naughty Boy"
The Dirty Lyrics: Put your icing on my cake
Why They're Dirty: Christina means ejaculate.
Submitted by: JazzyWoman
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Song Title Space Change:
"It Urn To You" originally "I Turn To You "
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Fight ER" originally "Fighter"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Band Name Anagrams:
Lush Criteria Again Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
I Sight Laura In Race Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Curtail Shire Again Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
I Crush Egalitarian Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Hire Rustic Al Again Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Ignite Baton, Lee" originally "Genie In A Bottle"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Oh, Her Tom" originally "Oh Mother"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"He Or Moth" originally "Oh Mother"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Or Hot Hem" originally "Oh Mother"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Moth Or He" originally "Oh Mother"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Infatuation"
The Lyrics: Should I let him take me to Puerto Rico
Why: Puerto Rico
Submitted by: xxxpress
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Songs That Are Banned:
"Dirrty"
I forgot to mention that this song was banned by the producers of YTV's Hit List for the same reason that Justin Timberlake's video was banned.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Dirrty"
Much Music places the following disclaimer at the begining of this video...
"Okay the following video contains scenes which may not be suitable for all viewers.
VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
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"Okay the following video contains scenes which may not be suitable for all viewers.
VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
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Submitted by: Celeste
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Primer Amor Interlude" Length: 0:53
In Spanish, this song tells a story of how she feel for a Puerto Rican dancer. This song leads up to "Infatuation", which is mostly in English.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Stripped (Intro (part 2.))" Length: 0:44
Prelude to "The Voice Within".
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Stripped (Intro)" Length: 1:39
Opens the "Stripped" Album
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Tie Fur" originally "Fighter"
Submitted by: Adlai Alda
"The May You Walk To Tea" originally "The Way You Talk To Me"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Johnny In A Beetle" originally "Genie In A Bottle"
Several possible meanings, all a tight fit.
Submitted by: Andrea Greenleaf
Names as a Word Bank:
Ugly Satanic Hair Submitted by: Optimus Lime
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Kiss Trina Aguilera originally "Christina Aguilera"
Submitted by: Rhoda Dohr
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Having Her Erogenous Zone Pierced"
It's been widely rumored in the Dirrty video that people could see piercings in her erogenous zone. All I have to say to that is Ugh gross!
Submitted by: Celeste
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"What A Girl Wants"
The 2003 movie starring Amanda Bynes
Submitted by: Celeste
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Genie in a Bottle"
The Lyrics: I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Gotta rub me the right way, honey I'm a genie in a bottle, baby Come come, come on and let me out Why: Imagine having this ringtone go off in church, in any school, at a feminist rally, in a business meeting with clients or other such places.
Submitted by: Kerry
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