Fun Music Information -> Seal

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Music Jokes:

Q: Who is a penguin's favourite pop star?
A: Seal

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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel. Submitted by: Mother Popcorn

Also known as: Henry Olusegun Olumide Samuel . Submitted by: britrock

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
SeaLion	He is tight, but why use his first name, just pick another cute sea animal, damit!	S.T.G.

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Piss On Your Nose"	"Kiss From A Rose"	Aaerni

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Kiss From A Rose,"	Ever been kissed by a flower?	Aaerni
"Kiss From A Rose,"		Aaerni

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"Killer"	"I Love It When You Call Me Names," Joan Armatrading	Must be a terrorist - rocky

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Payer For The Dying" originally "Prayer For The Dying"

Needed, since funerals are expensive

Shelley Potts

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Prayer For The Dyeing" originally "Prayer For The Dying"

that is, those who dye their hair

Ferragamo

"Prayer For The Drying" originally "Prayer For The Dying"

Shelley Potts

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Prayer For The Doing" originally "Prayer For The Dying"

Dobbs

"Writing For You" originally "Waiting For You"

nally

"Kids From A Rose" originally "Kiss From A Rose"

You mean they're not from a cabbage patch?!?

Tracy Frummond

"Kiss From A Rope" originally "Kiss From A Rose"

That's gotta hurt.

Jake

"Don't Pry" originally "Don't Cry"

Mia

There are additional Seal song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Kiss from a rose"	"F**k Me Why The Hell Do Fridges Have Light And Freezers Do Not"	Gari J
"Kiss From The Rose"	"Hanged From The School Flagpole"	Will John
"Kiss From A Rose"	"Tryst With The Sheep"	Red Ant
"Kiss From A Rose"	"Itch In My Nose"	giblet o'sarcasm (with bartholomew cheapshot)
"Kiss From A Rose"	"Hissed By A Snake"	Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Kiss From a Rose"	"Kiss on the Nose"	Mary Dodson
"Kiss From a Rose"	"Lit Like a Bulb"	Redlocks
"Waiting For You"	"Can You Hear Me Now?"	Phil Nelson
"Prayer for the Dying"	"Nair I'm Applying"	MrMacphisto
"Kiss From a Rose"	"Dissing Pete Rose"	Chris Bodily TM
There are additional Seal song parodies available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Beat It Michael Jackson	Killer Seal	Beat It, Killer!	hybrid
Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison	Kiss From A Rose Seal	Every Kiss From A Rose Has Its Thorn Now THAT'S one painful kiss!	Tim Slow Draw McGraw
She's Gone Hall and Oates	Crazy Seal	She's Gone Crazy Someone must be off her medication.	Ed
Jerry Lee Is Still The King Windopane	Killer Seal	Jerry Lee Is Still The Killer	MOR
There are additional Seal duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Kiss From A Rose" Misheard Lyrics: To me you're something that a dictionary can't define Original Lyrics: To me you're a growing addiction I cant deny	"System" Misheard Lyrics: I keep falling for my sister Original Lyrics: We keep falling for the system
"Fly Like An Eagle" Misheard Lyrics: I want to fly like I'm evil. Original Lyrics: I want to fly like an eagle.	"Crazy" Misheard Lyrics: In a world full of people, only seventy-five of them Are crazy. Original Lyrics: In a world full of people, only some want to fly Isn't that crazy?
There are additional Seal misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"A Kiss From A Rose"

Misheard Lyrics:

There used to be a Graeme Taylor.

Original Lyrics:

There used to be a greying tower.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Pickle*

Someone on the Radio 2 website asked why Seal was singing about a potty-mouthed English football manager.

There are additional Seal misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Kiss From A Rose" The Nonsensical Lyrics: And did you know, that when it snows, my eyes become larger, the light that you shine can be seen Why They're Nonsensical: What?? How do your eyes become larger when it snows? Do your pupils get all dilated when you see the little white flakes falling down? Submitted by: Maddie	"Kiss From A Rose" The Nonsensical Lyrics: I've been kissed by a rose on the gray........ Why They're Nonsensical: the gray what? I don't even want to think about what he might be trying to tell us......a rose on the gray? Talk about grasping for lyrics. Submitted by: tonei
There are additional Seal nonsensical lyrics available.

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Kiss From A Rose"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

Did you know that when it snows My eyes become large and the light that you shine can? can't? be seen.

Why They're Inappropriate:

I had been lead to believe that this was about taking heroine. 'Snow'? 'Kiss from a rose'? Ouch!

Submitted by: Nick the Bass Ace

"Kiss From A Rose"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

I've been kissed by a rose on the grey

Why They're Inappropriate:

This is a response to Molly-O. In this song, Seal is using a metaphor. He compares himself to a greying tower (like a harbor) that sits alone on the sea. Then a woman, 'the rose', comes along and blooms by the dark tower. So the grey of the tower (the darkness) has been kissed with color and life, (from the 'rose')which causes a light to beam from it once again. It's really a beautiful metaphor, and I didn't understand it until I could relate to the words, and now it's my favorite song. I hope my comments make sense, but if not, oh well :)

Submitted by: Erica

There are additional Seal inappropriate lyrics available.