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Fun Music Information -> Seal
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Jokes:
What do Heidi Klum and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight Seal. Submitted by: Brit Boxx
| Q: Who is a penguin's favourite pop star? A: Seal Submitted by:
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel. Submitted by: Mother Popcorn
Also known as: Henry Olusegun Olumide Samuel . Submitted by: britrock
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Seal Team (2022)" | He is going to voice a character in the upcoming animated movie Seal Team. His name is seal, so he will voice an actual sea lion - Brionna Secret |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Dolphin | I've heard one of my ex-bosses call him that | Jennifer Like Hewitt |
| Squeal | His facial appearance makes people wanna... | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Seehund | His name in German (married to Heidi Klum) | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Walrus | This was quoted in a "Family Matters" episode. | Paul Warren |
| SeaLion | He is tight, but why use his first name, just pick another cute sea animal, damit! | S.T.G. |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Waiting For Clue" | "Waiting For You" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Piss On Your Nose" | "Kiss From A Rose" | Aaerni |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Love For Sale," | You can't put love up for sale. | Marie |
| "Kiss From A Rose," | Ever been kissed by a flower? | JD |
| "Kiss From A Rose," | FussBudget |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Wait For Me Darling," Joan Regan | "Waiting For You," Seal | |
| "Wait For Me," Hall And Oates | "Waiting For You," Seal | |
| "I'm Crying," The Animals | "Don't Cry," Seal | |
| "I Am Woman," Helen Reddy | "I Am Your Man," Seal | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"I Am Your Ma" originally "I Am Your Man"
Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"I Am You Man" originally "I Am Your Man"
Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"I Am Our Man" originally "I Am Your Man"
Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"Payer For The Dying" originally "Prayer For The Dying"
Needed, since funerals are expensive
Shelley Potts
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"I Arm Your Man" originally "I Am Your Man"
Naomi Swanson
"Humane Being" originally "Human Being"
Gretchen Wieners
"Prayer For The Dyeing" originally "Prayer For The Dying"
that is, those who dye their hair
Ferragamo
"Prayer For The Drying" originally "Prayer For The Dying"
Shelley Potts
"Sprayer For The Dying" originally "Prayer For The Dying"
Veronica Krumpfelhagen
Change a Letter:
"Waiting For Lou" originally "Waiting For You"
Serafina
"Wailing For You" originally "Waiting For You"
Yvette Bristle
"Won't Cry" originally "Don't Cry"
Wendy Torrance
"Prayer For The Doing" originally "Prayer For The Dying"
Dobbs
"Writing For You" originally "Waiting For You"
nally
There are additional Seal song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Crazy" | "Baby" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Kiss From A Rose" | "Eat All the Dopes (Zombie Time)" | 2nz |
| "Kiss From A Rose" | "Bit By A Zombie" | Dragon |
| "Kiss From A Rose" | "Trip On The Road" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Kiss From A Rose" | "Kiss For A Toad" | Blaydeman |
| "Kiss from a rose" | "F**k Me Why The Hell Do Fridges Have Light And Freezers Do Not" | Gari J |
| "Kiss From The Rose" | "Hanged From The School Flagpole" | Will John |
| "Kiss From A Rose" | "Tryst With The Sheep" | Red Ant |
| "Kiss From A Rose" | "Itch In My Nose" | giblet o'sarcasm (with bartholomew cheapshot) |
| "Kiss From A Rose" | "Hissed By A Snake" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
There are additional Seal song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| He Won't Go Adele | Crazy Seal | He Won't Go Crazy | Liza Lott |
| Something Happened On The Way To Heaven Phil Collins | Crazy Seal | Something Crazy Happened On The Way To Heaven | Jacynthia Maries |
| God Put A Smile Upon Your Face Coldplay | Crazy Seal | God Put A Crazy Smile Upon Your Face | Jacynthia Maries |
| I Love Your Smile Shanice | Crazy Seal | I Love Your Crazy Smile | Jacynthia Maries |
| There are additional Seal duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Great Big Seal
Great Big Sea combined with Seal
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Sea Lion
Seal combined with White Lion
A sea creature similar to the seal.
Submitted By: U. Guest It
Misheard Lyrics:
"Kiss from a Rose"
Misheard Lyrics: My eyes become lumpy
Original Lyrics: My eyes become large and...
| "Fly Like an Eagle"
Misheard Lyrics: I wanna fly like a libro
Original Lyrics: I wanna fly like an eagle
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"Fly Like an Eagle"
Misheard Lyrics: I wanna fly like a rainbow
Original Lyrics: I wanna fly like an eagle
| "Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics: In a spa full of people
Original Lyrics: In a sky full of people
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| There are additional Seal misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Crazy "
Misheard Lyrics: In a scuffle of people
Only some want to fly 'Cause they're not crazy Original Lyrics: In a sky full of people
Only some want to fly Isn't that crazy? |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Al I used to think that Seal was using the word "scuffle" as a kind of term for a group; you know, like a school of fish, gaggle of geese, murder of crows, mob of kangaroos, etc. |
| There are additional Seal misheard stories available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Kiss From A Rose"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And did you know, that when it snows,
my eyes become large, and the light that you shine can be seen. Why They're Nonsensical: What?? How do your eyes become larger when it snows? Do your pupils get all dilated when you see the little white flakes falling down?
Submitted by: Meghan
| "Crazy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Crazy yellow people walking through my head
One of them's got a gun, to shoot the other one And yet together they were friends at school Why They're Nonsensical: People walking through your HEAD... being friends in SCHOOL? I'm failing to make sense of this. However, if they're people that Seal knows, and he's thinking about them, I could possibly understand; it's just the way it's worded that seems baffling in a sense.
Submitted by: Pete Worst
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Kiss From A Rose"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen. Why They're Inappropriate: I had been led to believe that this was about taking heroin. 'Snow'? 'Kiss from a rose'? Ouch!
Submitted by: Nick the Bass Ace
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Band Name Anagrams:
Lase Submitted by: Brionna Secret
Elsa Submitted by: Anna Graham
Sela Submitted by: Ferragamo
As in actress Sela Ward
Ales Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Sale Submitted by: Ursula Turpin
There are additional Seal Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Your Wait In Fog" originally "Waiting For You"
Submitted by: Harriet Henderson
"You Wait In Frog" originally "Waiting For You"
Submitted by: Harriet Henderson
"Kiss Rosa For Me" originally "Kiss From A Rose"
Submitted by: Alexis
"A Tin Wig For You" originally "Waiting For You"
Submitted by: Stu L. Pigeon
"Kisses For Omar" originally "Kiss From A Rose"
Submitted by: Alexis
Song Title Acrostics:
PAW: "People Asking Why"
Submitted by: Edyth Bowen
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Riss From a Coze" originally "Kiss From A Rose"
Submitted by: Lefty Lucy
"Payer For The Drying" originally "Prayer For The Dying"
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"Dare For The Prying" originally "Prayer For The Dying"
Submitted by: Linda Radnil
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Lease originally "Seal"
Submitted by: Brionna Secret
Performers with Handicaps:
"Stuttering"
As a child, Seal had a major problem with stuttering. He was able to work around it and eventually become an amazing singer.
Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
"Discoid lupus of the face"
Leading to scarring of the face.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Possible Naiveness?"
In the liner notes to his untitled second album (sometimes called Seal II or Seal 1994) there's a "letter to a friend". It discusses issues and problems that have plagued history, notably hate, war, racism,etc. Seal says that complacity is fast becoming a thing of the past so if you feel you can't "go on" remember that "fast changes" are coming. One might've thought along that line in 1990 after the Cold War ended peacefully but in 1994 war had become a TV drama for armchair warriors, the violent and ugly genocidal Bosnia war raged on, the hideous Rwanda genocide was on, the rise of domestic terrorism and extremist militias, hate radio and other evils had run rampant. Seal, you make really good music but did someone spike your drink?
Submitted by: I Saw the Annular Solar Eclipse of 1994!
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Wet Seal
A clothing store
Submitted by: Brionna Secret
