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Pearl Jam (Originally released in 1962)Pearl Jam has turned to the Dark Side of The Force. Henceforth, Eddie will be known as Darth Vedder. Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Eddie Vadder" | "Security guard" | In his youth, Eddie Vedder patrolled the night shift as a security guard at La Valencia Hotel in La Jolla, Calif., recording music and surfing on his time off. In the '90s, Vedder was working at a gas station, before picking up with a Seattle-based group looking for a vocalist. Vedder’s self-recorded demo Momma-Son, highlighting his distinctive pipes and original lyrics, won him the gig. The band, Mookie Baylock, would later change their name to Pearl Jam after running into trademark issues. - Lefty Lucy |
"Eddie Vedder" | "Gas station attendant" | E-Ved was working as a gas station attendant when Jack Irons passed the demo tape onto him, which he then put vocals onto and became lead singer of Pearl Jam - GUILLOTINEinc |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Pry, To" | p-r-i-v-a-c-y is priceless to me - RevengeFromMars YouTube |
"Corduroy" | I don't wanna take what you can give./ I would rather starve than eat your bread. - Brian Kelly |
"Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town" | Also known as "Hearts And Thoughts They Fade", since they repeat that so much toward the end. - rocky |
"Wishlist" | This song is literally a list of things Eddie is wishing about. (My personal favorite is "I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood.") - Brian Kelly |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Pearl Clam | Not just oysters can make pearls | Jay |
Paper Jam | A common problem in printers | K.N. Pepper |
Girl Jam | If there's ever an all-female Pearl Jam cover band | RevengeFromMars YouTube |
Pro Gel | It seems that the band is more involved in looking good than playing good music. | newave |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"In Haydn" | "In Hiding" | Lad |
"Let Me Keep!" | "Let Me Sleep" | Jee |
"Grellow Ledbetter" | "Yellow Ledbetter" | Alison |
"Blue Followedbetter" | "Yellow Ledbetter" | Regina Haniger |
"Red Ledworse" | "Yellow Ledbetter" | Regina Haniger |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Yellow Ledbetter," | Whatever it is, I don't think it exists. | Frosty The Cat |
"Red Mosquito," | Mosquitos aren't red. | Wanda Pierce |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?," The Clash | "Why Go?," Pearl Jam | |
"Buzz-Buzz-Buzz," The Hollywood Flames | "Bugs," Pearl Jam | |
"Little Things," Bush | "Bugs," Pearl Jam | |
"What's Your Favorite Color?," Living Colour | "Black," Pearl Jam | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"React, Respond" | "Unite We Stand" | Duc4AmIRight |
"Jeremy" | "Hennery's Moaning" | CML |
"Better Man" | "Fetterman" | Arch Vile |
"Better Man" | "Better Friend" | SwimPuff165 |
"Alive" | "(I'm Still) A Guy" | zvoidx |
"Yellow Ledbetter" | "Mellow Trendsetter" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Quick Escape" | "New Building" | Duc4AmIRight |
"Last Kiss" | "Last Pape" | Leigh Allason |
"Better Man" | "Leatherman" | Za Tawsch |
"Alive" | "Luigi" | Darius Whitehead |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Go | Energy drinks | AmIRightHead07 |
Just Breathe | Inhaler | Rich |
Gods' Dice | Religion Intercourse Program | Glenn Rousseau |
Evenflow | Pepto Bismol | Mark Zara |
Animal | The Zoo | LarryHasHerpes182 |
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Animal | Animal Shelter | Glenn Rousseau |
Rearviewmirrior | Car Service Hotline | Glenn Rousseau |
Man Of The Hour | Superhero Hotline | Glenn Rousseau |
Black | KKK | brainstem |
Betterman | Domestic Abuse Crisis Hotline | Jess |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Tell Her About It Billy Joel | Daughter Pearl Jam | Tell Her Daughter About It | Serafina |
Take Time To Know Her Percy Sledge | Daughter Pearl Jam | Take Time To Know Her Daughter | Serafina |
The Widow The Mars Volta | Black Pearl Jam | The Black Widow Combined title refers to a venomous spider | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
You Think You Know Her Cause And Effect | Daughter Pearl Jam | You Think You Know Her Daughter | Rachel |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Pearl Jam Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Last Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics: The painful screen
Original Lyrics: The painful scream
| "Do The Evolution"
Misheard Lyrics: Why am I without a home? Why is there sun? Then why am I cold?
Original Lyrics: Admire me, admire my home Admire my son, he's my clone
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"Even Flow"
Misheard Lyrics: Got to ride my butterfly
Original Lyrics: Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
| "Jeremy"
Misheard Lyrics: King Jeremy may whip it
Original Lyrics: King Jeremy the wicked
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Even Flow"
Misheard Lyrics: Maybe he'll see a little bitter Sammy Davis
Original Lyrics: Maybe he'll see a little better, set a days
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Brad Nothing. Just utterly befuddled for years about why Mushmouth Vedder is singing about Sammy Davis. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Light Years"
The Funny Lyrics: I've understood feelings and I've understood words
But how could you be taken away? Why They're Funny: This whole song's funny because the band is telling the trendies (who liked Pearl Jam when they were popular and then dumped them) that they are completely irrational and can't think for themselves.
Submitted by: ZFF
| "Soon Forget"
The Funny Lyrics: Sorry is the fool who trades his soul for a corvette
Thinks he'll get the girl, he'll only get the mechanic Why They're Funny: Man! What an ingenious way to say that this rich dude will never get laid!
Submitted by: spacegirl
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"Glorified G"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Glorified version of a pellet gun (4x)
And I always keep it loaded (4x) Why They're Repetitive: Tell it to the judge.
Submitted by: rocky
| "Elderly Lady Behind The Counter In A Small Town"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Hearts and thoughts fade away
Why They're Repetitive: Those lyrics drive me up the wall!!!!
Submitted by: Tenclubfan
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There are additional repetitive lyrics available. |
"Corduroy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I would rather run but I can't walk,
Guess I lie alone just like a fork Why They're Nonsensical: So he can't run or walk but he can lie down - OK so far, but 'alone just like a fork'? What kind of comparison is that?
Submitted by: Jackie
| "Yellow Ledbetter"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I said, I don't whether it's a box or a bag oh yeahhh
can you see them? on the porch, yeah... but they don't wave Why They're Nonsensical: Incredibly difficult to get even those words which are debated as to what they really say, I am at loss for words, other than the music is pretty cool, minus the mumbling
Submitted by: Dana
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There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. |
"Jeremy"
The Insincere Lyrics: Clearly I remember picking on the boy,
seemed a harmless little f*** Why They're Insincere: Yeah its a good lyric and its a good song, but i just think its kinda insensitive to focus on that side of jeremys life so bluntly
Submitted by: George
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"Last Kiss"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: She's gone to heaven so I've got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world Why They're Misrhymed: Good? World? This is possibly the most painful misrhyming I've ever heard. And it had to be in the chorus?
Submitted by: Tyler
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"Wishlist"
The Lyrics: I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood.
Product Brand Name: The Chevrolet Camaro.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Red Mosquito"
Opening Lines: Watched from the window, with a red mosquito
Comments: Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "In My Tree"
Opening Lines: Up here in my tree, yeah
Comments: Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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There are additional spelling lyrics available. |
"Do the Evolution"
The Boasting Lyrics: I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
Comments: Yes, in fact, he is.
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
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"Even Flow"
The Lyrics: Freezin' rests his head on a pillow made of concrete again
Oh feelin' maybe he'll see a little betters any days Oh hand out faces that he sees come again ain't that familiar Oh dark grin he can't help when he's happy he looks insane Why: The song seems upbeat and lively, but the lyrics describe the experience of being homeless. And this is only the first verse.
Submitted by: Joe
| "Jeremy"
The Lyrics: Lemon yellow sun Arms raised in a V Dead lay in pools of maroon below
Daddy didn't give attention To the fact that mommy didn't care Why: This song is actually about the kid - Jeremy - committing suicide. It's based on a true story that one of the band members had read in the newspaper.
Submitted by: Mr. Sally
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"Whipping"
The Lyrics: why must we trust all these rusted rails?
Why: 2x R "rusted rails"
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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"Animal"
The Lyrics: I'd rather be
I'd rather be I'd rather be with an animal. Why: I wouldn't want this set off as a ringtone in a church or a zoo. Or be with a churchgoer in the zoo.
Submitted by: Odie Garfield
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