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Pearl Jam (Originally released in 1962)Jokes:
Pearl Jam has turned to the Dark Side of The Force. Henceforth, Eddie will be known as Darth Vedder. Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Band Name Origins:
- Pearl was one of the members' grandmother. She made jam. Their original name was Mookie after the NBA player, Mookie Blaylock. Their first album, Ten, was Mookie's number. Submitted by: Robert
- Think "money shot". Earl the Pearl? Give me a break! Submitted by: Haven
Stupid Band Names:
- Picture some Jam-like substance that's the same color a pearl would be, what does that remind you of?...yeah, gross. Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
- Great band, and they supposedly named it after one of the guy's grandma's homemade jam. So why not *Pearl's* Jam? Does someone have a speech impediment? Submitted by: Kelly Norman
- When was the last time you saw a pearl, jam? Submitted by: Mike
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Eddie Vadder" | "Security guard" | In his youth, Eddie Vedder patrolled the night shift as a security guard at La Valencia Hotel in La Jolla, Calif., recording music and surfing on his time off. In the '90s, Vedder was working at a gas station, before picking up with a Seattle-based group looking for a vocalist. Vedder’s self-recorded demo Momma-Son, highlighting his distinctive pipes and original lyrics, won him the gig. The band, Mookie Baylock, would later change their name to Pearl Jam after running into trademark issues. - Lefty Lucy |
| "Eddie Vedder" | "Gas station attendant" | E-Ved was working as a gas station attendant when Jack Irons passed the demo tape onto him, which he then put vocals onto and became lead singer of Pearl Jam - GUILLOTINEinc |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Pry, To" | p-r-i-v-a-c-y is priceless to me - RevengeFromMars YouTube |
| "Corduroy" | I don't wanna take what you can give./ I would rather starve than eat your bread. - Brian Kelly |
| "Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town" | Also known as "Hearts And Thoughts They Fade", since they repeat that so much toward the end. - rocky |
| "Wishlist" | This song is literally a list of things Eddie is wishing about. (My personal favorite is "I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood.") - Brian Kelly |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Paper Jam | A common problem in printers | K.N. Pepper |
| Girl Jam | If there's ever an all-female Pearl Jam cover band | RevengeFromMars YouTube |
| Pro Gel | It seems that the band is more involved in looking good than playing good music. | newave |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "In Haydn" | "In Hiding" | Lad |
| "Let Me Keep!" | "Let Me Sleep" | Jee |
| "Grellow Ledbetter" | "Yellow Ledbetter" | Alison |
| "Blue Followedbetter" | "Yellow Ledbetter" | Regina Haniger |
| "Red Ledworse" | "Yellow Ledbetter" | Regina Haniger |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Yellow Ledbetter," | Whatever it is, I don't think it exists. | Frosty The Cat |
| "Red Mosquito," | Mosquitos aren't red. | Wanda Pierce |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Who's In The Strawberry Patch With Sally?," Tony Orlando and Dawn | "Jeremy," Pearl Jam | |
| "Women In Uniform," Iron Maiden | "Army Reserve," Pearl Jam | |
| "Get Up Lucy," Thee Michelle Gun Elephant | "Let Me Sleep," Pearl Jam | |
| "Who Let The Dogs Out?," Baha Men | "Jeremy," Pearl Jam | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Just Breath" originally "Just Breathe"
Joe
"Lack" originally "Black"
Calvin Amari
"Let Me Seep" originally "Let Me Sleep"
Candy Welty
"Eve Flow" originally "Even Flow"
Peter
"Live" originally "Alive"
Ed
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Crazy Marcy" originally "Crazy Mary"
Rhonda Hindle
"Partying Ways" originally "Parting Ways"
Karen Smith
"Parting Sways" originally "Parting Ways"
Karen Smith
"Do The Revolution" originally "Do The Evolution"
Wendy Torrance
"Knot For You" originally "Not For You"
Same pronunciation, different meaning
Mac
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Panting Ways" originally "Parting Ways"
Karen Smith
"Porting Ways" originally "Parting Ways"
Karen Smith
"Parting Pays" originally "Parting Ways"
Candy Welty
"Parting Wags" originally "Parting Ways"
Candy Welty
"Parting Bays" originally "Parting Ways"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Feb 24
a parody of "Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town" by Pearl Jam
Making fun of Pearl Jam's long title with one of my own.
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Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Alive" | "Luigi" | Darius Whitehead |
| "Even Flow" | "Sea of Doom" | Darius Whitehead |
| "Better Man" | "There Goes Batman" | Darius Whitehead |
| "Better Man" | "Wetter Man" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Jeremy" | "Jeremy" | Darius Whitehead |
| "Jeremy" | "Jeremy Joseph Christian" | Hu's On First |
| "Better Man" | "Mexican" | Zoinkfunkledonkered2 |
| "Jeremy" | "Hillary" | Chris Wolvie |
| "Better Man" | "He'll Replace Letterman" | Becky R. |
| "Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town" | "Elderly Woman Behind The Zorro In A Geordie Accent" | Fack Sabbath |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Just Breathe | Inhaler | Rich |
| Gods' Dice | Religion Intercourse Program | Glenn Rousseau |
| Evenflow | Pepto Bismol | Mark Zara |
| Animal | The Zoo | LarryHasHerpes182 |
| Evenflow | Infant care products | Bubba |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Animal | Animal Shelter | Glenn Rousseau |
| Rearviewmirrior | Car Service Hotline | Glenn Rousseau |
| Man Of The Hour | Superhero Hotline | Glenn Rousseau |
| Black | KKK | brainstem |
| Betterman | Domestic Abuse Crisis Hotline | Jess |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Blue Rose Is Pam Tillis | Alive Pearl Jam | Blue Rose Is Alive Oh that's good. | Joe |
| Tell Laura I Love Her Ray Peterson | Daughter Pearl Jam | Tell Laura I Love Her Daughter | Nancy |
| This Kiss Faith Hill | Last Kiss Pearl Jam | This Last Kiss | Kristen |
| Baby Joined The Army Ry Cooder | Army Reserve Pearl Jam | Baby Joined The Army Reserve | Tarzan |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
The Paper Jam
The Paper Chase combined with Pearl Jam
A common problem in computer printers.
Submitted By: K.N. Pepper
Lucy Pearl Jam
Lucy Pearl combined with Pearl Jam
Submitted By: Alice Spoonerism
Pearl Bailey Jam
Pearl Bailey combined with Pearl Jam
Submitted By: Jennifer
Pearl Jam and the Explosions
Pearl Harbor and the Explosions combined with Pearl Jam
Submitted By: Roger
There are additional Pearl Jam Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"In Hiding"
Misheard Lyrics: For the curicle stout
Original Lyrics: And pull the curtains down
| "Daughter"
Misheard Lyrics: Don't call me no, Nabisco Nabisco cant will remind me
Original Lyrics: Don't call me daughter, not fit to the picture kept will remind me
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"Jeremy"
Misheard Lyrics: Gnashed teeth in misery at lady's breast.
Original Lyrics: Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast.
| "Even Flow"
Misheard Lyrics: Evenflo
Original Lyrics: Even flow
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Jeremy"
Misheard Lyrics: Gnashed teeth in misery at lady's breast.
Original Lyrics: Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: James King Sort of conjured the picture of a dependancy thing. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Jeremy"
Better Lyrics:
Jeremy Clarkson drove fast today.
Jeremy Clarkson's on "Top Gear" today.
Jeremy Clarkson's on "Top Gear" today.
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today.
Jeremy spoke in class today.
Jeremy spoke in class today.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Jeremy"
Better Lyrics:
Jeremy smoked some grass today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
Submitted by: rocky
"Jeremy"
Better Lyrics:
Jeremy's a token black today
Original Lyrics:
Jeremy spoke in class today
Submitted by: rocky
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Light Years"
The Funny Lyrics: I've understood feelings and I've understood words
But how could you be taken away? Why They're Funny: This whole song's funny because the band is telling the trendies (who liked Pearl Jam when they were popular and then dumped them) that they are completely irrational and can't think for themselves.
Submitted by: ZFF
| "Soon Forget"
The Funny Lyrics: Sorry is the fool who trades his soul for a corvette
Thinks he'll get the girl, he'll only get the mechanic Why They're Funny: Man! What an ingenious way to say that this rich dude will never get laid!
Submitted by: spacegirl
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Glorified G"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Glorified version of a pellet gun (4x)
And I always keep it loaded (4x) Why They're Repetitive: Tell it to the judge.
Submitted by: rocky
| "Elderly Lady Behind The Counter In A Small Town"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Hearts and thoughts fade away
Why They're Repetitive: Those lyrics drive me up the wall!!!!
Submitted by: Tenclubfan
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Corduroy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I would rather run but I can't walk,
Guess I lie alone just like a fork Why They're Nonsensical: So he can't run or walk but he can lie down - OK so far, but 'alone just like a fork'? What kind of comparison is that?
Submitted by: Jackie
| "Yellow Ledbetter"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I said, I don't whether it's a box or a bag oh yeahhh
can you see them? on the porch, yeah... but they don't wave Why They're Nonsensical: Incredibly difficult to get even those words which are debated as to what they really say, I am at loss for words, other than the music is pretty cool, minus the mumbling
Submitted by: Dana
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Jeremy"
The Insincere Lyrics: Clearly I remember picking on the boy,
seemed a harmless little f*** Why They're Insincere: Yeah its a good lyric and its a good song, but i just think its kinda insensitive to focus on that side of jeremys life so bluntly
Submitted by: George
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Last Kiss"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: She's gone to heaven so I've got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world Why They're Misrhymed: Good? World? This is possibly the most painful misrhyming I've ever heard. And it had to be in the chorus?
Submitted by: Tyler
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Wishlist"
The Lyrics: I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood.
Product Brand Name: The Chevrolet Camaro.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Red Mosquito"
Opening Lines: Watched from the window, with a red mosquito
Comments: Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "In My Tree"
Opening Lines: Up here in my tree, yeah
Comments: Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"Do the Evolution"
The Boasting Lyrics: I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
Comments: Yes, in fact, he is.
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
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Song Title Space Change:
"Weven Flo" originally "Even Flow"
What if Flo doesn't want that done to her?
Submitted by: Peter
"Hey Foxy Mop Handle Mama, That's Me" originally "Hey Foxymophandlemama, That's Me"
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
"Nothing A Sit Seems " originally "Nothing As It Seems"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Nothin' Gas It Seems" originally "Nothing As It Seems"
A time when nothing farts?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"No Thing As It Seems" originally "Nothing As It Seems "
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Band Name Anagrams:
Ample Jar Submitted by: Candy Welty
Elm Jar, Pa Submitted by: Candy Welty
Jam Pearl Submitted by: Candy Welty
Switches the word order; meaning changes.
Jar Me, Pal Submitted by: Candy Welty
Pamela Jr. Submitted by: Gibran
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Oven Flew" originally "Even Flow"
Submitted by: Hayley Spalding
"Bent A Term" originally "Better Man"
How would a term get bent?
Submitted by: Joe Siebert
"Huge Dart" originally "Daughter"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Hated Rug" originally "Daughter"
The rug must've been really ugly.
Submitted by: Alexis
"Elvia" originally "Alive"
A girl's name
Submitted by: Orville Beddenrocker
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Jeremy"
It was played with reference to a real teen suicide, by Jeremy Wade Delle, who had shot himself in front of his whole class,it's a real sad story. The video was banned, or just censored, because of the footage.
Submitted by: Screwdriver
"Another Brick In The Wall"
Banned by AT&T while being web-broadcast because the lyrics were altered to be critical of George W. Bush.
Submitted by: dxman
"Jeremy"
This song was banned on the US airwaves after the Columbia School shootings, and the music video was edited so as to not show the main character putting a gun in his mouth. (The song is about teen suicide.)
Submitted by: Diana
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Alive" Length: 5:41
Featured on their debut studio album, "Ten". I wonder if this song that lasting at 5 minutes and 41 seconds would be fit on a 7-inch single.
Submitted by: Wisnu Aji
"Release" Length: 9:06
Submitted by: DJ Blaze
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Lukin" Length: 1:02
From their album "No Code"
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
"Pry, To" Length: 1:03
The lyrics: "p-r-I-v-a-c-y is priceless to me" repeated.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Song Title Acrostics:
MOTH: "Man Of The Hour"
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Basin's Ted" originally "Satan's Bed"
Submitted by: Ned MacCamden
"Basin's Ted" originally "Satan's Bed"
Submitted by: Ned MacCamden
"Mara G." originally "Jeremy"
Submitted by: Alice Spoonerism
"Mara G." originally "Jeremy"
Submitted by: Alice Spoonerism
"Jane Of Bray" originally "Brain Of J."
Submitted by: Mae Beam
There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Even Flow"
The Lyrics: Freezin' rests his head on a pillow made of concrete again
Oh feelin' maybe he'll see a little betters any days Oh hand out faces that he sees come again ain't that familiar Oh dark grin he can't help when he's happy he looks insane Why: The song seems upbeat and lively, but the lyrics describe the experience of being homeless. And this is only the first verse.
Submitted by: Joe
| "Jeremy"
The Lyrics: Lemon yellow sun Arms raised in a V Dead lay in pools of maroon below
Daddy didn't give attention To the fact that mommy didn't care Why: This song is actually about the kid - Jeremy - committing suicide. It's based on a true story that one of the band members had read in the newspaper.
Submitted by: Mr. Sally
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Lyrics Alliteration:
"Whipping"
The Lyrics: why must we trust all these rusted rails?
Why: 2x R "rusted rails"
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Pal Germ originally "Pearl Jam"
Submitted by: Dunga Gin
Jearl Pam originally "Pearl Jam "
Submitted by: Peter
Lighter Side of Serious Bands:
"Bugs"
Imagine a couple of drunk guys grabbing pots, pans, kazoos and making up lyrics like this at around 5am in the morning: "all these... i got bugs i got bugs in my room bugs in my bed bugs in my ears their eggs in my head bugs in my pockets bugs in my shoes bugs in the way i feel about you bugs on my window trying to get in they don't go nowhere waiting, waiting... bugs on my ceiling crowded the floor standing, sitting, kneeling... a few block the door and now the question's: do i kill them? become their friend? do i eat them? raw or well done? do i trick them? i don't think they're that dumb do i join them? looks like that's the one i got bugs on my skin tickle my nausea i let it happen again they're always takin' over i see they surround me, i see... see them deciding my fate oh, that which was once...was once up to me... now it's too late i got bugs in my room...one on one that's when i had a chance i'll just stop now i'll become naked and with the...i'll become one!" That's "Bugs" by Pearl Jam. (And you thought Eddie Vedder didn't have a sense of humor!)
Submitted by: Agrimorfee
Hidden Tracks:
"4/20/02"
At 6:03 on the Bee Girl track on the Lost Dogs album, a new track called 4/20/02 starts playing. It was a tribute to late fallen Layne Stanley.
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
Hidden Messages:
"Brain Of J."
At the very begining, you can hear one of the recording studio workers say "1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4". A few seconds later, you hear the same man say "Yeah. 1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,".
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Joining The North Carolina Boycott"
Pearl Jam joined Bruce Springsteen and others in boycotting North Carolina over their Bathroom laws.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Connections to former NBA player"
Originally, the band was to be called "Mookie Blaylock" after former NBA point guard Daron "Mookie" Blaylock. The members of Pearl Jam were fans of Blaylock However, the name was later changed due to avoid issues with the then-New Jersey Nets point guard. They did name the album "Ten" after the number Blaylock wore throughout his college and professional career. Also, Blaylock is a fan of their music.
Submitted by: JeReMy
"Spinal Tap Syndrome"
In one of Pearl Jam's first interviews with Much Music Stone Gossard mentioned that they went through "Spinal Tap Syndrome" before they found their drummer.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Suing Tickemaster"
Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder took Ticketmaster court over their ticket pricing policies. Unfortunately he lost in court but Eddie decided to go with another ticket outlet to handle Pearl Jam's U.S. ticket sales.
Submitted by: Celeste
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Jeremy"
1973 film with Robby Benson & Glynnis O'Connor
Submitted by: Sutch
"Go"
1999 comedy with Katie Holmes
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Animal"
The Lyrics: I'd rather be
I'd rather be I'd rather be with an animal. Why: I wouldn't want this set off as a ringtone in a church or a zoo. Or be with a churchgoer in the zoo.
Submitted by: Odie Garfield
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