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New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Liquor Heartache""Liquid Heartache"Nicole Velocin
"It's another world""in an other world"Victoria Ann

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"John Deere Green,"His tractors may be green, but John Deere wasn't.Heather Brockwell
"I'm In Love With A Capital U,"One cannot be in love with a capital letter.Isac
"Like A River Dreams Of Rain,"Rivers are incapable of dreaming.Yvette Bristle
"Liquid Heartache,"Heartaches aren't composed of liquid.Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Colour My World," Chicago"John Deere Green," Joe Diffie
"What Colour Is The Wind?," Charlie Landsborough"John Deere Green," Joe Diffie
"You Don't Know How It Feels," Tom Petty"I Know How It Feels," Joe Diffie
"Planet Earth," Duran Duran"Third Rock From The Sun," Joe Diffie

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"John Deer Green" originally "John Deere Green"
Now about animals, not tractors
Joanna Hawthorne
"Pickup Ma" originally "Pickup Man"
Karen Smith

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Prop Meg Up Beside The Jukebox" originally "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox"
Monica Harpootlian
"Prop Mae Up Beside The Jukebox" originally "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox"
Monica Harpootlian
"Prop Mel Up Beside The Jukebox" originally "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox"
Monica Harpootlian
"Prop Moe Up Beside The Jukebox" originally "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox"
Monica Harpootlian
"Prop Men Up Beside The Jukebox" originally "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox"
Monica Harpootlian

Change a Letter:

"I'm In Love With A Capital L" originally "I'm In Love With A Capital U"
Makes more sense, since 'love' starts with 'L'
Regina Olsen
"Like A River Dreams Of Ruin" originally "Like A River Dreams Of Rain"
Candace Mercer
"Like A Liver Dreams Of Rain" originally "Like A River Dreams Of Rain"
As literally impossible as original
Candace Mercer
"Like A Diver Dreams Of Rain" originally "Like A River Dreams Of Rain"
Candace Mercer
"Bigger Than The Beetles" originally "Bigger Than The Beatles"
Cynthia Avery

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"John Deere Green""Army Green"Josh Taylor Stingray
"Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox""Prop Me Up Beside the Goalpost"Cindy Robertson
"Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox""Prop Me Up Beside the Scaffold"Sarah Cason
"Bigger than the Beatles""Man, It's Got the Power"Sarah Cason
"A Night To Remember""A Show To Remember"Lyle Bain

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
John Deere GreenJohn Deere tractorsDarrell Wilhelm

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die)
   Joe Diffie
If I Die Young
   The Band Perry
Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox If I Die Young
Edward

Misheard Lyrics:

"Ships that don't come in"
Misheard Lyrics:
The insane locked up in them cells
The homeless down on Main
Original Lyrics:
The insane locked up in themselves
The homeless down on Main
"Ships that don't come in"
Misheard Lyrics:
The insane locked within them cells
Original Lyrics:
The insane locked within themselves
"Ships That Don't Come In"
Misheard Lyrics:
The insane locked up in them cells.
Original Lyrics:
The insane locked up in themselves.
"Pickup Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know, a Barco light gives off a romantic glow.
Original Lyrics:
You know, a cargo light gives off a romantic glow.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Pickup Man"
The Funny Lyrics:
I met all my wives in traffic jams.
Why They're Funny:
How many 'wives' has he had. Maybe the type of woman that's attracted to a man in a pickup truck stuck in traffic, is not the kind that you want to be making long-term plans with.
Submitted by: Jason
"Leroy the Redneck Reindeer"
The Funny Lyrics:
They'd never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere tractor hat.
Why They're Funny:
The entire song is funny, but I just try to picture this in my head.
Submitted by: David C. Ryan
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Texas-Size Heartache"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
The night she left me in Amarillo
I cried crocodile tears in my pillow
Why They're Nonsensical:
He was trying to say he was sad and they were big tears, and since he didn't know what crocodile tears were, I guess he thought they sounded big, and used it. When really it means insincere tears.
Submitted by: DawnMarie
"John Deere Green"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And the whole town said
That he should've used red
Why They're Nonsensical:
Um, the guy just commited vandalism here (painted a green heart on a water tower as a love note to his girlfriend). The color of the graffiti should be least of the townsfolks' concerns.
Submitted by: cb jd

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Bigger Than The Beatles"
The Lyrics:
But she thinks that he looks like Elvis
When he runs his fingers through that jet black hair
Who They Mention:
Elvis Presley
Submitted by: crazydon
"Bigger Than The Beatles"
The Lyrics:
They got a love bigger than the Beatles
Wild and free like a Rolling Stone
They got a love takes them higher than the Eagles
Ain't life such a sweet, sweet song?
Who They Mention:
The Eagles
Submitted by: crazydon
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"John Deere Green"
The Lyrics:
One July in the midnight hour
He climbed the water tower
Stood on the rail
and painted a 10ft heart
In John Deere green
Product Brand Name:
John Deere tractors
Submitted by: Cheeseburger in Parodies
"John Deere Green"
The Lyrics:
One July in the midnight hour
He climbed the water tower
Stood on the rail
and painted a 10ft heart
In John Deere green
Product Brand Name:
John Deere tractors
Submitted by: Cheeseburger in Parodies
There are additional product lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Bigger Than The Beatles"
The Song Lyrics:
'Cause when the lights go down on Tinseltown
All you need is love
Song They Mention:
All You Need Is Love - The Beatles
Submitted by: crazydon
"Bigger Than The Beatles"
The Song Lyrics:
They got a love bigger than the Beatles
Wild and free like a Rolling Stone
They got a love takes them higher than the Eagles
Ain't life such a sweet, sweet, song?
Song They Mention:
Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan
Submitted by: crazydon

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"John Greer, Dean" originally "John Deere Green"
Submitted by: Emily Lime
"Don Greer Gene" originally "John Deere Green"
Submitted by: Emily Lime
"Don, Jeer Green" originally "John Deere Green"
Submitted by: Emily Lime

Names as a Word Bank:

Odd feed I fed dodo deified deed of Ed, edified food of Joe, & defied foe of Fido. Submitted by: Rachel Blattington

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Doe Jiffy originally "Joe Diffie"
Submitted by: Cynthia Avery

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