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Fun Music Information -> Celine Dion

Album cover parody of Sans Attendre by CELINE DION
Parody album cover
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This is the most recent information about Celine Dion that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Celine Dion, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Celion Dion, Celion Delion, Celine Dion with Andrea Bocelli, Celine Dion & Peabo Bryson/Jump 5, Celine Deon

Jokes:

What's the difference between Celine Dion and a dried plumb? One is a shriveled up prune an old man eats, and the other is a fruit.
Submitted by: jethro
Did you hear that Celine Dion is now an organ donor? Yeah, when she dies, her heart will go on.
Submitted by: Brady Turner
There are additional music jokes available.

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Celine Marie Claudette Dion . Submitted by: sparklingrain678

Also known as: Marie Claudette Celine Dion. Submitted by: Red gurken

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Celine The Wounded Feline. Submitted by: Whatever We Did 2 U, Canada - We're Sorry!

Known informally as: Sea Lion Dyin'. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Rene-Charles - I like these names apart, but together, they just don't sound too good. Submitted by: Lisandra
  • Rene-Charles Angelil - Named after his father, AAHHHHHHHH!!! Submitted by: Chelsea Vaughn

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Des fleurs sur la neige"This was a Quebecois TV miniseries from 1991, which Celine starred in just as her English-language singing career was taking off (with "Where Does My Heart Beat Now"). She also played herself on an episode of "Touched By An Angel." Her acting is rather wooden (very unlike her singing) but I've seen worse. - Chris

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Heavenly Goddess of WineCeline=Heavenly & Dion=Dionysius(God of wine)Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Canuck IconPop icon was born in Québec, in CanadaRobert D. Arndt Jr.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"My Nose Will Blow On""My Heart Will Go On"Rachel Lamb
"My Fart Will Go On""My Heart Will Go On"Splinter

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"I'm Your Angel,"No human is an angel.Heather Brockwell
"My Heart Will Go On,"Not without the rest of the body!Psycho Librarian
"Touched By An Angel,"Impossible unless Michael Jackson is now an angel.Silver Power
"Love Can Move Mountains,"Natalie Snortman

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Nobody's Home," Avril Lavigne"All By Myself," Celine Dion
"Same Old Lang Syne," Dan Fogelberg"Another Year Has Gone By," Celine Dion
"Morning Has Broken," Cat Stevens"A New Day Has Come," Celine Dion
"Ti Amo," Laura Branigan"I Love You," Celine Dion
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"I Dove All Night" originally "I Drove All Night"
Dove (verb) = alternate past tense of dive
Wendy Torrance
"It's Al Coming Back To Me Now" originally "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
Candy Welty
"Because You Love Me" originally "Because You Loved Me"
A letter removal changes past tense to present!
Serafina
"My Heat Will Go On" originally "My Heart Will Go On"
Jen
"Immorality" originally "Immortality"
Naomi Swanson

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Fit's All Coming Back To Me Now" originally "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
Watch that temper Celine.
Peter
"It's Fall Coming Back To Me Now" originally "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
(Please no dated comments in the commentary field)
Peter
"Itt's All Coming Back To Me Now" originally "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
Dion just loves hairy guys?
Peter
"If You Asked Me Too" originally "If You Asked Me To"
Same sound, totally different meaning
Serafina
"Because You Loved Men" originally "Because You Loved Me"
Random Madeupperson

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"(If There Was) Any Other Ray" originally "(If There Was) Any Other Way"
Candy Welty
"(If There Was) Any Other Bay" originally "(If There Was) Any Other Way"
Candy Welty
"(If There Was) Any Other Wax " originally "(If There Was) Any Other Way"
Candy Welty
"(If There Was) Any Other Wad" originally "(If There Was) Any Other Way"
Candy Welty
"(If There Was) Any Other Hay" originally "(If There Was) Any Other Way"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"My Heart Will Go On""My Parked Car Is Lost"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"The Heart Goes On""The Boat Is Gone"Dave Ferretti
"That's The Way It Is""That's Who Jesus Is"JD1611
"Beauty and The Beast""Don't Buy Their CD's (Revisited 2014)"D-Boz
"Loved Me Back to Life""Loved To Hack Your Life"Sue Donym
"Feliz Navidad""The Haves and Have Nots"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"That's the Way It Is""This Ain't ELP"Edward Genereux
"My Heart Will Go On""My Mart Will Go On"Dylan Baranski
"My Heart Will Go On""My Hot Dogs Go On"Porfle Popnecker
"My Heart will Go On""The Doctor is Gone"2Eagle

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Because You Love MeZalesGary
It's All Coming Back to Me NowMemory loss medicationwoolfie
I'm Your LadyEngagment Rings Paige
My Heart Will Go OnOrgan Donorretsehcekim
My Heart Will Go OnHeart MedicationBollingball
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
My Heart Will Go OnNational Suicide Prevention LifelineMC Blargenfedibblenohip
My Heart Will Go OnCardiac ScienceThe Nerd
Where Does My Heart Beat Now?Organ Donor Cliniclittle jen
Forget Me NotAlzheimer's Advice Linefrank
Because You Loved MePaternity Testing ClinicChase Waggoner
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Let Me Be The River
   Willie Nile
River Deep, Mountain High
   Celine Dion
Let Me Be River Deep, Mountain High
Gretchen Wieners
It Hurts
   Angels And Airwaves
When I Fall In Love
   Celine Dion
It Hurts When I Fall In Love
Courtney Mears
I Try
   Macy Gray
To Love You More
   Celine Dion
I Try To Love You More
Barb Dwyer
Horse With No Name
   America
Power Of Love
   Celine Dion
Horsepower Of Love With No Name
Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Celine Dionne Warwick
Celine Dion combined with Dionne Warwick
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Celine Dion & The Belmonts
Celine Dion combined with Dion & The Belmonts
Submitted By: Mickey D.
Dion Purple
Celine Dion combined with Deep Purple
Submitted By: Anonymous Bob

Misheard Lyrics:

"Don't Save It All for Christmas Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little isn't love
Original Lyrics:
A little is enough
"That's The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
In this thing curled lurl
Original Lyrics:
In this thing called love.
"Love Can Move Mountains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fame
Trucks
Luck
Luck can move mouthguards
Original Lyrics:
Faith
Trust
Love
Love can move mountains
"Where Does My Heart Beat Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do silent hearts grow?
and
Where do all the lonely hearts grow?
Original Lyrics:
Where do silent hearts go?
and
Where do all the lonely hearts go?
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"That's The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
In this thing curled lurl
Original Lyrics:
In this thing called love.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Glenn

I love this song, and I can understand every single word in it perfectly, EXCEPT for where she sings "called love." I'm sure her French Canadian accent is the reason, but I've always found it fascinating that every other word of every song she sings is perfectly clear to me, except those two words in that song. And even though I KNOW what the real lyrics are, I STILL hear "curled lurl" intead of "called love."

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"My Heart Will Go On"
Better Lyrics:
Every night in my bathroom
I blow chunks real fa-a-ar
That is how I know I am ill
Original Lyrics:
Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on
Submitted by: AmishVomitCake
"It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
Better Lyrics:
They're all selling crack to me now
Original Lyrics:
It's all coming back to me now
Submitted by: Dr. Angelo
"My Heart Will Go On"
Better Lyrics:
You're here
What more can I fear
Original Lyrics:
You're here
There's nothing to fear
Submitted by: dUtCh_GuRl

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
The Funny Lyrics:
All the tears turned to dust
Why They're Funny:
She must possess magical powers for something like this to happen.
Submitted by: Carrie
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"My Heart Will Go On"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Love was when I loved you
Why They're Nonsensical:
no...Really?!
Submitted by: jEnNa
"Beacuse You Loved Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Baby I don't that much
But I know this much is true
Why They're Nonsensical:
I'm confused. Wouldn't that being knowing much?
Submitted by: Franny

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"I Drove All Night"
The Dirty Lyrics:
'Woke you from your sleep, to make love to you.
Why They're Dirty:
Ït says it all right there.
Submitted by: Ashley
"Its All Coming Back To Me Now"
The Dirty Lyrics:
'there were nights of endless passion,
they were more than any laws allowed'
Why They're Dirty:
This means that she had oral sex with the guy, in some states it is illegal to have oral sex, this is what this is referring to
Submitted by: David

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"If I Could"
Opening Lines:
If I could, I'd protect you from the sadness in your eyes
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"When I Fall In Love"
Opening Lines:
When I fall in love, it will be forever
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"It's All Coming Back To Men, Ow!" originally "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"For Get Me Not" originally "Forget Me Not"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Dance With My Fat Her" originally "Dance With My Father"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Where Does My Heart Be At Now" originally "Where Does My Heart Beat Now"
Oh, dear Celine's heart has fallen out of her.
Submitted by: Peter
"That's The Way I 'Tis" originally "That's The Way It Is"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Online Dice Submitted by: Nancy
Good for playing an online game!
Coined Line Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Coiled Nine Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Dice Online Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Codeine Nil Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Woolly Nightmare" originally "My Heart Will Go On"
Submitted by: Air McMahon
"Willy The Ram, Go On" originally "My Heart Will Go On"
Submitted by: Scarlett Lopez
"Thy Mare Will Go On" originally "My Heart Will Go On"
Submitted by: Scarlett Lopez
"The Army Will Go On" originally "My Heart Will Go On"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"It's All Coming Back To Women" originally "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
Submitted by: Alina

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Water From The Moon"
The Lyrics:
Do I gotta get water from the Moon (water from the Moon) What do I gotta do To make you love me (make you love me) Do I gotta turn the sand into the sea Is that what you want from me I've done everything that I can do But get water from the Moon
Why:
"Water From The Moon" was a 1993 hit for Celine Dion. It casts Celine as a woman who can't get a guy to admit he loves her, or about as well as trying to get blood from a turnip or "water from the moon". It again is a song that mentions the Earth's only natural satellite, the Moon.
Submitted by: Peter
 

Song Title Acrostics:

T'POL: "The Power Of Love"
'Star Trek' fans know about T'Pol.
Submitted by: MOR

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Where Does My Bart Heat Now?" originally "Where Does My Heart Beat Now?"
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"Guy Heart Will Mow On" originally "My Heart Will Go On"
Submitted by: Lou Quilson

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