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Fun Music Information -> Connie Francis
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Concetta Rosa Maria Franconero. Submitted by: oldsongs
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Where The Boys Are, Follow the Boys, When the Boys Meet the Girls" | I love Connie's singing but she isn't much of an actress (which she herself admits). Then again, no one ever said those '60s beach movies made for Oscar-worthy performances. The most memorable thing about "Where the Boys Are" is (surprise, surprise) Connie's beautiful performance of the hit title song. - Chris |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Where The Booze Are" | "Where The Boys Are" | Mae Beam |
| "Where The Beaus Are" | "Where The Boys Are" | Mae Beam |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Carolina Moon," | No two-state area has its own Moon. | Karen Smith |
| "Drownin' My Sorrows," | Sorrows can't be drowned. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Everybody's Somebody's Fool," | Not necessarily. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Is Me, Love Is You," | Love is an emotion, not a person. | Yvette Bristle |
| "My Heart Has A Mind Of Its Own ," | If it did your heart would survive death. So, NO! | Peter |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "What's Your Name?," Lynyrd Skynyrd | "Carolina Moon," Connie Francis | |
| "Leave Me Alone (Let Me Cry)," Dicky Doo And The Don'ts | "I'm Sorry I Made You Cry," Connie Francis | |
| "Sunday In Madrid," Bert Kaempfert | "Spanish Nights And You," Connie Francis | |
| "You Broke My Heart," Alexandra Burke | "Whose Heart Are You Breaking Tonight," Connie Francis | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"I Leaned On A Ma" originally "I Leaned On A Man"
Yvette Bristle
"For Mama (La Mama)" originally "For Mama (La Mamma)"
Candy Welty
"Or Mama (La Mamma)" originally "For Mama (La Mamma)"
Candy Welty
"Our Other Love" originally "Your Other Love"
Alyssa Jayne
"I Don't Wanna Play Hose" originally "I Don't Wanna Play House"
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"You Always Hurt The One You Glove" originally "You Always Hurt The One You Love"
Peter
"Malma" originally "Mama"
Malma is a town in Nepal.
Wendy Torrance
"Magma" originally "Mama"
Now the song is about a volcanic eruption?
Serafina
"I Leaned On A Moan" originally "I Leaned On A Man"
However one would do THAT!?!
Heather Brockwell
"Di Leaned On A Man" originally "I Leaned On A Man"
Heather Brockwell
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Lipstick Or Your Collar" originally "Lipstick On Your Collar"
What's it gonna be? Lipstick or your collar?
Isac
"Mara" originally "Mama"
Serafina
"Maya" originally "Mama"
Serafina
"I Leaned On A Map" originally "I Leaned On A Man"
Yvette Bristle
"I Leaned On A Nan" originally "I Leaned On A Man"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "You're Gonna Miss Me" | "Corps’s Gonna Grift Sheep" | John A. Barry |
| "Lahaina Luna" | "Lahaina Burned Down" | eel deal |
| "Who's Sorry Now" | "I'm Sorry Now" | Glynn Leaney |
| "Where the Boys Are" | "Where The Joints Are" | John A. Barry |
| "Where The Boys Are" | "There’s DeJoy Harm" | Ana Fana An' A Pair O' Paro' Pals |
| "Everybody's Somebody's Fool" | "Donald Trump Is Vlad Putin's Fool" | Michael Pacholek |
| "Lipstick On Your Collar" | "Cactus On Your Trousers" | Marriot Weller |
| "Where the Boys Are" | "There’s a Buoyed Part" | John A. Barry |
| "Where the Boys Are" | "Where Stands Poizner?" | John A. Barry |
| "Where the Boys Are" | "Where the Joints Smart" | John A. Barry |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Where The Boys Are | Spike TV | Lady Elaine Benes |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Never On Sunday | Liquor Stores | Sheila Oh |
| Where the Boys Are | The Roman Catholic Church | Disco 3:16 |
| Where The Boys Are | Michael Jackson Fan Club | Kayla Stewart |
| Where The Boys Are | The YMCA | phishphan |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Nobody Knows Tony Rich Project | Where The Boys Are Connie Francis | Nobody Knows Where The Boys Are | Serafina |
| Does Your Mother Know? ABBA | Where The Boys Are Connie Francis | Does Your Mother Know Where The Boys Are? | Bob Oldhart |
| Tell Me Groove Theory | Where The Boys Are Connie Francis | Tell Me Where The Boys Are | Serafina |
| Everybody Plays The Fool The Main Ingredient | Everybody's Somebody's Fool Connie Francis | Everybody Plays Somebody's Fool | Serafina |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Low Cut Connie Francis
Low Cut Connie combined with Connie Francis
Submitted By: Gus
Connie Francis Craig
Connie Francis combined with Francis Craig
Francis Craig was a songwriter (and occasional performer who had his own orchestra) who wrote and recorded "Near You" in 1947; however, he passed away in 1966.
Submitted By: Melissa
Connie Chung
Connie Francis combined with Wang Chung
Submitted By: Raphael
Misheard Lyrics:
"Three Good Reasons"
Misheard Lyrics: I don't apply
Original Lyrics: I don't reply
| "Who's Sorry Now?"
Misheard Lyrics: It's storytime
Original Lyrics: Who's sorry now?
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"Who's Sorry Now?"
Misheard Lyrics: History now
Original Lyrics: Who's sorry now?
| "Everybody's Somebody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics: And there are no receptions to the room
Original Lyrics: And there are no exceptions to the rule
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Stupid Cupid"
Misheard Lyrics: You mixed me up for good like loganberry tart
Original Lyrics: You mixed me up for good right from the very start
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Marea I didn't discover the correct words till I was 70. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Lipstick On Your Collar"
Better Lyrics:
When you left me all alone in New Mexico
Told me you were gonna smoke outside the disco
I knew you were cheatin’, it was plain to see
That the object of your love was a desert tree!
Cactus on your trousers boy you got some nerve
Cactus on your trousers spikes in every curve
Bet your life we’re finished you’re a twisted perv
‘Cause cactus on your trousers pain that you deserve, yeah
Told me you were gonna smoke outside the disco
I knew you were cheatin’, it was plain to see
That the object of your love was a desert tree!
Cactus on your trousers boy you got some nerve
Cactus on your trousers spikes in every curve
Bet your life we’re finished you’re a twisted perv
‘Cause cactus on your trousers pain that you deserve, yeah
Original Lyrics:
When you left me all alone at the record hop
Told me you were going out for a soda pop
You were gone for quite a while, half an hour or more
You came back and man oh man this is what I saw
Lipstick on your collar told a tale on you
Lipstick on your collar said you were untrue
Bet your bottom dollar you and I are through
'Cause lipstick on your collar told a tale on you, yeah
Told me you were going out for a soda pop
You were gone for quite a while, half an hour or more
You came back and man oh man this is what I saw
Lipstick on your collar told a tale on you
Lipstick on your collar said you were untrue
Bet your bottom dollar you and I are through
'Cause lipstick on your collar told a tale on you, yeah
Submitted by: Conning Fascists
"Vacation"
Better Lyrics:
We're gonna do our homework 'till the start of June
And study under an April moon
Then to detantion, 'till the start of the Fall.
V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N will never get here at all!
And study under an April moon
Then to detantion, 'till the start of the Fall.
V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N will never get here at all!
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna Mashed Potato to a jukebox tune,
and park your car 'neath an August moon.
We're on vacation, 'till the start of the fall!
V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N, we're gonna have a ball!
and park your car 'neath an August moon.
We're on vacation, 'till the start of the fall!
V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N, we're gonna have a ball!
Submitted by: Matt
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"I Will Wait For You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: For a thousand summers I will wait for you.
Why They're Nonsensical: Not even Methuselah lived long enough to wait for anyone through a thousand summers!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
| "Everybody's Somebody's Fool"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: The tears I cry for you could fill an ocean
Why They're Nonsensical: No one can make that many tears!
Submitted by: Candy Welty
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Who's Sorry Now"
Opening Lines: Who's sorry now, who's sorry now, whose heart is achin' for breakin' each vow
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Don't Break The Heart That Loves You"
Opening Lines: Don't break the heart that loves you, Handle it with care.
Comments: "Don't Break The Heart That Loves You" was Connie Francis' third and final #1 song from the spring of 1962. Her first two #1 hits were in 1960, "Everybody's Somebody's Fool" and "My Heart Has A Mind Of It's Own".
Submitted by: Peter
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Drown In My Sorrows" originally "Drownin' My Sorrows"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"If My Pill -- Ow! -- Could Talk" originally "If My Pillow Could Talk"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Ill Get By" originally "I'll Get By"
Submitted by: Peter
"To Get Her" originally "Together"
Submitted by: Peter
"Stupid Cup Id" originally "Stupid Cupid"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Band Name Anagrams:
Francisco Nine Submitted by: Quyjibo
Preceded by 8 other guys named Francisco?
If Corinne Cans Submitted by: Melissa Officinalis
Cans what?
Coins In France Submitted by: Ed
Today, those would be fractional euros.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Blue Twiner" originally "Blue Winter"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"We Ruin Belt" originally "Blue Winter"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Let Rube Win" originally "Blue Winter"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Rub Twin Lee" originally "Blue Winter"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Burn Wet Lei" originally "Blue Winter"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Woo Blinter" originally "Blue Winter"
Submitted by: Alice Spoonerism
"My Art Has A Hind Of Its Moan" originally "My Heart Has A Mind Of Its Own"
Submitted by: Marge Pegram
"My Mart Has A Hind Of Its Own" originally "My Heart Has A Mind Of Its Own"
Submitted by: Marge Pegram
"My World Is Whipping A Sleigh" originally "My World Is Slipping Away"
Submitted by: Multiplication Table Tennis Elbow Macaroni Penguin
"High Nappy Mess" originally "My Happiness"
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Stupid Cupid"
The Lyrics: Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me.
Why: Stupid Cupid, pop sticking on me.
Submitted by: Alan Toyce
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Francie Con Us originally "Connie Francis"
Submitted by: Job Lowe
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