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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Dean Martin, others

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Dino Paul Crochetti. Submitted by: olds

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Dino. Submitted by: Martha Hankins

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Some Came Running, Rio Bravo, Ocean's Eleven, The Sons of Katie Elder, The Silencers"Why did Jerry Lewis ever become popular? - Mook

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Goodbye Retard""Goodnight Sweetheart"Isac
"Bukkake""Volare"abc123

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"June In January,"Months can't coincide.Yvette Bristle
"Money Burns A Hole In My Pocket,"Money doesn't burn holes.Yvette Bristle
"Lay Some Happiness On Me,"You can't lay an emotion on anyone.Yvette Bristle
"One Cup Of Happiness,"Happiness can't be put into a cup.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles,"You can't do anything forever.Yvette Bristle

There are additional literally impossible song titles available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Nine Below Zero," Sonny Boy Williamson"It's Cold Outside," Dean Martin
"The Door Is Open," Tommy Hunt"The Door Is Still Open To My Heart," Dean Martin
"You've Still Got A Place In My Heart," Dean Martin"Come Running Back," Dean Martin
"Baby Come Back," Player"Return To Me," Dean Martin
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Huston" originally "Houston"
Now could refer to actress Anjelica Huston.
Fiona Montrose
"That's More" originally "That's Amore"
Laura
"You've Still Got A Place In My Hart" originally "You've Still Got A Place In My Heart"
Hart = male deer
Candy Welty
"You've Still Got A Lace In My Heart" originally "You've Still Got A Place In My Heart"
Candy Welty
"You've Still Got A Pace In My Heart" originally "You've Still Got A Place In My Heart"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"You've Still Got A Palace In My Heart" originally "You've Still Got A Place In My Heart"
Candy Welty
"You've Still Got A Place In My Hearth" originally "You've Still Got A Place In My Heart"
Candy Welty
"Return To Moe" originally "Return To Me"
Yvette Bristle
"Return To Mae" originally "Return To Me"
Yvette Bristle
"Return To Mel" originally "Return To Me"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Arrivederci, Rosa" originally "Arrivederci, Roma"
Candy Welty
"Arrivederci, Rome" originally "Arrivederci, Roma"
Candy Welty
"Junk In January" originally "June In January"
Jill Conrad
"Jane In January" originally "June In January"
Jill Conrad
"Tune In January" originally "June In January"
Jill Conrad

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

July 11
a parody of "That's Amore'" by Dean Martin
Written because only 6 states allow all people in love to marry.
Soundclick.com: (mp3)
Dec 27
a parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
The story of Manualism, rarest music on the planet.
YouTube: (Video)
Apr 7
a parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
The happiest day in your life? hmmmmm....
Soundclick: (mp3)
Nov 17
a parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
Happy Thanksgiving! From Matthias and Below Average Dave...
www.youtube.com: (Youtube video)
Nov 30
a parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
I performed some of my parodies in New York City about a year ago. This was the one that garnered by far the most audience participation. Hopefully, I'll have another available soon. (by Glen '2nz' Stollberger)
Youtube.com: (MPG when I loaded it)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"That's Amore""It's An Eclipse"Steve Kalafut
"Volare""Covfefe"Doctor Suze
"New Kid in Town""That’s Assad Way"John A. Barry
"Marshmellow World""Mario World"Larry Hensley
"That's Amore""That’s Apnea"John A. Barry
"Let It Snow Let It Snow Let It Snow""Scare the Crow scare the crow scare the crow"Ann Hammond
"That's Amore""Dean's Differential Diagnosis"Alex Watson
"That's Amore""Crappy Norway"Arden Ockkerfuss
"That's Amore""That's A Moray"Susanna Viljanen
"That's Amore""That's Not Swordplay"the_conqueror_of_parodies

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
That's AmoreChuck E. Cheese'sMC Blargenfedibblenohip

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Ain't That A Kick In The HeadRonda Rousey's answering machinecrazydon
Memories Are Made Of ThisClinic for AmnesiacsGretchen Wieners

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Let It Rain
   Eric Clapton
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
   Dean Martin
Let It Rain! Let It Rain! Let It Rain!
Isac
Junebug
   The B-52's
June In January
   Dean Martin
Junebug In January
Jill Conrad
Love And Memories
   O.A.R.
Memories Are Made Of This
   Dean Martin
Love And Memories Are Made Of This
Modern rock combines with a classic.
Edlin
Old Dogs And Children And Watermelon Wine
   Tom T. Hall
Little Old Wind Drinker Me
   Dean Martin
Old Dogs, Little Children And Watermelon Wine....
...Drinker Me (Ed.'s Note: Donna ran out of space)
Donna Gelpigi
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Jimmy Dean Martin
Jimmy Dean combined with Dean Martin
Martinis and sausages on the house.
Submitted By: Peter Small

Misheard Lyrics:

"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie, that's amore.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore
"Let It Snow"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire is so de-dying
Original Lyrics:
The fire is slowly dying
"Memories Are Made of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget a snowmobile
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget a small moonbeam.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie
That's so boring.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Volare"
Misheard Lyrics:
your love and tiddlywinks
Original Lyrics:
your love has given me wings

Story about this misheard lyric by: Barry Cox

When I was a kid, several covers of this song, in both Italian and English, could be heard on the radio. As a small child, I always thought it sounded like Dean Martin (or whoever) was saying "Your love and tiddlywinks" instead of "Your love has given me wings".

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"That's Amore"
Better Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, God that's painful!
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, That's Amore;
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
"Let It Snow"
Better Lyrics:
I thought it would be delightful
But this Android app is frightful
For forty meg it's too small
Uninstall! Uninstall! Uninstall!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"That's Amore"
Better Lyrics:
When the bite that you feel, is a six foot long eel, that's a moray!
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore!
Submitted by: Fred Snider

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Houston"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm a face without a name,
Just walking in the rain.
Why They're Nonsensical:
A face by itself can't walk, in the rain or otherwise. And of course, the singer is more than a face; he has other body parts. And he has a name also.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"That's Amore"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore
Why They're Nonsensical:
When the moon hits your eye, that's not 'amore'! That's 'painful'!
Submitted by: Kixxy 6
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"That's Amore"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
In Napoli, where love is king,
When boy meets girl, here's what they say
Why They're Misrhymed:
These are the correct lyrics according to every lyrics site I've checked. But I've always thought that some older version of the song must have said '...here's what they sing:' instead of '...here's what they say:', since the former rhymes with 'king' while the latter does not. And after all, the words that follow are sung, not merely spoken.
Submitted by: Olga Ruiz
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Somewhere There's A Someone"
Opening Lines:
Somewhere there's a someone for everyone
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"The Door Is Still Open To My Heart"
Opening Lines:
(The door is still open to my heart) I must confess that I cry from loneliness
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Nobody's Baby: A Gain" originally "Nobody's Baby Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"That Sam Ore" originally "That's Amore"
I wonder who Sam Ore was to Deanno?
Submitted by: Peter
"That Sam Ore" originally "That's Amore"
Submitted by: Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Note: No -- Ugh-- Indians" originally "Not Enough Indians"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Baby, It Scold Outside" originally "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire

There are additional Song Title Space Change available.

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Let it Snow"
The Lyrics:
When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you really hold me tight,
All the way home I'll be warm.
Why:
'But if you really hold me tight'. . . as opposed to what, pretending to hold me? Should be 'but if you hold me really tight.' Lyricist error, not the singer. Thanks for letting me share this. Raises the hairs on my neck every time I hear it!!
Submitted by: Annie Engstrand
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Edna In Tram Submitted by: Alexis
Darin Meant Submitted by: Logan
What did Darin mean?
Edna Martin Submitted by: Logan
Anagram a male name to get a female name!
Nina Dreamt Submitted by: Logan
What did she dream about?
Dream At Inn Submitted by: Logan
Sure! If the inn is a hotel and you sleep in it...

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"No Shout" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Oh, Not Us!" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Hut Soon" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Huns, Too" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"No South" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Houston"
The Lyrics:
Goin' back to Houston, Houston, Houston
Why:
Houston, Texas
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Free To Carry On"
The Lyrics:
I'll taste the wine in Kingston Harbor, I'll sing a song in old San Juan.
I'll kiss a girl in Barcelona, and I'll be free to carry on.
Why:
Refers to Kingston, Jamaica, San Juan, Puerto Rico, and Barcelona, Spain.
Submitted by: Lucinda Blair
There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Wham Bam, Thank You Ma'am"
Another song from 1951 that was banned by radio stations for fear it was suggestive.
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Honey Burns A Mole In My Pocket" originally "Money Burns A Hole In My Pocket"
Submitted by: Jane Farnsworth

Foreign Language in English Songs:

"On An Evening In Roma"
The Lyrics:
Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette
strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare
Sotto il cielo di Roma
Down each avenue or via, street or strata
You can see 'em disappearing two by two
On an evening in Roma
Do they take 'em for espresso
Yeah, I guess so
On each lover's arm a girl I wish I knew
On an evening in Roma
Though there's grining and mandolining in sunny Italy
The beginning has just begun when the sun goes down
So please meet me in the plaza near your casa
I am only one and that's one too few
On an evening in Roma
Don't know what the country's coming to
But in Rome do as the Romans do
Will you on an evening in Roma
Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette
strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare
Sotto il cielo di Roma
Don't know what the country's coming to
But in Rome do as the Romans do
Will you on an evening in Roma
Sott'er celo de Roma
Why:
half english, half italian
Submitted by: Suzanne
"Volare"
The Lyrics:
Nel blu dipinto di blu.
Why:
This is Italian for "In the blue painted blue". And the song Volare means "To fly" in Italian.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Sway"
The Lyrics:
Other dancers may be on the floor.
Why:
Other dancers may flee on the boar.
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Mean Dartin originally "Dean Martin"
Submitted by: Herculina Alencar

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