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Fun Music Information -> Dean Martin
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Dean Martin, othersMusic Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Dino Paul Crochetti. Submitted by: olds
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Dino. Submitted by: Martha Hankins
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Some Came Running, Rio Bravo, Ocean's Eleven, The Sons of Katie Elder, The Silencers" | Why did Jerry Lewis ever become popular? - Mook |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Goodbye Retard" | "Goodnight Sweetheart" | Isac |
| "Bukkake" | "Volare" | abc123 |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "June In January," | Months can't coincide. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Money Burns A Hole In My Pocket," | Money doesn't burn holes. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lay Some Happiness On Me," | You can't lay an emotion on anyone. | Yvette Bristle |
| "One Cup Of Happiness," | Happiness can't be put into a cup. | Yvette Bristle |
| "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles," | You can't do anything forever. | Yvette Bristle |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Nine Below Zero," Sonny Boy Williamson | "It's Cold Outside," Dean Martin | |
| "The Door Is Open," Tommy Hunt | "The Door Is Still Open To My Heart," Dean Martin | |
| "You've Still Got A Place In My Heart," Dean Martin | "Come Running Back," Dean Martin | |
| "Baby Come Back," Player | "Return To Me," Dean Martin | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Huston" originally "Houston"
Now could refer to actress Anjelica Huston.
Fiona Montrose
"That's More" originally "That's Amore"
Laura
"You've Still Got A Place In My Hart" originally "You've Still Got A Place In My Heart"
Hart = male deer
Candy Welty
"You've Still Got A Lace In My Heart" originally "You've Still Got A Place In My Heart"
Candy Welty
"You've Still Got A Pace In My Heart" originally "You've Still Got A Place In My Heart"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"You've Still Got A Palace In My Heart" originally "You've Still Got A Place In My Heart"
Candy Welty
"You've Still Got A Place In My Hearth" originally "You've Still Got A Place In My Heart"
Candy Welty
"Return To Moe" originally "Return To Me"
Yvette Bristle
"Return To Mae" originally "Return To Me"
Yvette Bristle
"Return To Mel" originally "Return To Me"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Arrivederci, Rosa" originally "Arrivederci, Roma"
Candy Welty
"Arrivederci, Rome" originally "Arrivederci, Roma"
Candy Welty
"Junk In January" originally "June In January"
Jill Conrad
"Jane In January" originally "June In January"
Jill Conrad
"Tune In January" originally "June In January"
Jill Conrad
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Mar 28
a parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
If you understand Italian, you will get a kick out of this one! But, even if you don't, you will get the meaning behind this parody. I wrote this one quite a while ago, but just got around to recording today.
dj.dementiaradio.org: (MP3)
July 11
a parody of "That's Amore'" by Dean Martin
Written because only 6 states allow all people in love to marry.
Soundclick.com: (mp3)
Dec 27
a parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
The story of Manualism, rarest music on the planet.
YouTube: (Video)
Apr 7
a parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
The happiest day in your life? hmmmmm....
Soundclick: (mp3)
Nov 17
a parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
Happy Thanksgiving! From Matthias and Below Average Dave...
www.youtube.com: (Youtube video)
Nov 30
a parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
I performed some of my parodies in New York City about a year ago. This was the one that garnered by far the most audience participation. Hopefully, I'll have another available soon. (by Glen '2nz' Stollberger)
Youtube.com: (MPG when I loaded it)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "That's Amore" | "That's a Monday" | Random idiot |
| "I Can't Give You Anything but Love" | "I Am Grifting Many Dim-Bulb Chumps" | John A. Barry |
| "It’s a Marshmallow World" | "It’s a Cam-Nephew World" | It’s the End of the World As We Know It |
| "Let It Snow Let It Snow Let It Snow" | "Scare the Crow scare the crow scare the crow" | card |
| "That's Amore" | "That’s Agave" | John A. Barry |
| "A Marshmallow World" | "A Sharp Elbow Hurts" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Volare" | "Votare" | John A. Barry |
| "That's Amore" | "Gods of Bocce" | John A. Barry |
| "Thats Amore" | "Thats A Mauling" | Callmelennie |
| "Let It Snow" | "Let ’im Go" | John A. Barry |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| That's Amore | Chuck E. Cheese's | MC Blargenfedibblenohip |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Ain't That A Kick In The Head | Ronda Rousey's answering machine | crazydon |
| Memories Are Made Of This | Clinic for Amnesiacs | Gretchen Wieners |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Let It Rain Eric Clapton | Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Dean Martin | Let It Rain! Let It Rain! Let It Rain! | Isac |
| Junebug The B-52's | June In January Dean Martin | Junebug In January | Jill Conrad |
| Love And Memories O.A.R. | Memories Are Made Of This Dean Martin | Love And Memories Are Made Of This Modern rock combines with a classic. | Edlin |
| Old Dogs And Children And Watermelon Wine Tom T. Hall | Little Old Wind Drinker Me Dean Martin | Old Dogs, Little Children And Watermelon Wine.... ...Drinker Me (Ed.'s Note: Donna ran out of space) | Donna Gelpigi |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Jan And Dean Martin
Jan And Dean combined with Dean Martin
Submitted By: Francis A. Sissy
Trade Dean Martin
Trade Martin combined with Dean Martin
What good is trading a dead singer?
Submitted By: Old Man Edgar Winter
Jimmy Dean Martin
Jimmy Dean combined with Dean Martin
Martinis and sausages on the house.
Submitted By: Peter Small
Misheard Lyrics:
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics: Pasta Roni
Original Lyrics: That's amore
| "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Misheard Lyrics: I really can't pay
Original Lyrics: I really can't stay
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"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
Misheard Lyrics: Rudy the red-d*ck reindeer
Original Lyrics: Rudy the red-beaked reindeer
| "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Misheard Lyrics: I really can't sleep
Original Lyrics: I really can't stay
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Everybody Loves Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics: Everybody wants somebody sometimes
Original Lyrics: Everybody loves somebody sometimes
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I differentiated myself between "want" and "love". |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Volare"
Better Lyrics:
Omari, oh oh
Omari, oh oh oh oh
He's got our heads in the clouds
In front of the Portman Road crowds
We can sing in the glow of a star that we know of
Defenders get no peace of mind
Watch him leave in confusion defenders upon their behinds
& when we reach the Premier, we'll ask Chelsea if we can buy...
Omari, oh oh
Omari, oh oh oh oh
No wonder our happy hearts sing
Omari's given us wings
Omari, oh oh oh oh
He's got our heads in the clouds
In front of the Portman Road crowds
We can sing in the glow of a star that we know of
Defenders get no peace of mind
Watch him leave in confusion defenders upon their behinds
& when we reach the Premier, we'll ask Chelsea if we can buy...
Omari, oh oh
Omari, oh oh oh oh
No wonder our happy hearts sing
Omari's given us wings
Original Lyrics:
Volare, oh oh
Cantare, oh oh oh oh
Let's fly way up to the clouds
Away from the maddening crowds
We can sing in the glow of a star that I know of
Where lovers enjoy peace of mind
Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind
Just like bird of a feather, a rainbow together we'll find
Volare, oh oh
E cantare, oh oh oh oh
No wonder my happy heart sings
Your love has given me wings
Cantare, oh oh oh oh
Let's fly way up to the clouds
Away from the maddening crowds
We can sing in the glow of a star that I know of
Where lovers enjoy peace of mind
Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind
Just like bird of a feather, a rainbow together we'll find
Volare, oh oh
E cantare, oh oh oh oh
No wonder my happy heart sings
Your love has given me wings
Submitted by: Van S A'Parody
"That's Amore"
Better Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, God that's painful!
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, That's Amore;
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
"Let It Snow"
Better Lyrics:
I thought it would be delightful
But this Android app is frightful
For forty meg it's too small
Uninstall! Uninstall! Uninstall!
But this Android app is frightful
For forty meg it's too small
Uninstall! Uninstall! Uninstall!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Houston"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I'm a face without a name,
Just walking in the rain. Why They're Nonsensical: A face by itself can't walk, in the rain or otherwise. And of course, the singer is more than a face; he has other body parts. And he has a name also.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
| "That's Amore"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie That's amore Why They're Nonsensical: When the moon hits your eye, that's not 'amore'! That's 'painful'!
Submitted by: Kixxy 6
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| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"That's Amore"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: In Napoli, where love is king,
When boy meets girl, here's what they say Why They're Misrhymed: These are the correct lyrics according to every lyrics site I've checked. But I've always thought that some older version of the song must have said '...here's what they sing:' instead of '...here's what they say:', since the former rhymes with 'king' while the latter does not. And after all, the words that follow are sung, not merely spoken.
Submitted by: Olga Ruiz
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Somewhere There's A Someone"
Opening Lines: Somewhere there's a someone for everyone
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "The Door Is Still Open To My Heart"
Opening Lines: (The door is still open to my heart) I must confess that I cry from loneliness
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Nobody's Baby: A Gain" originally "Nobody's Baby Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"That Sam Ore" originally "That's Amore"
I wonder who Sam Ore was to Deanno?
Submitted by: Peter
"That Sam Ore" originally "That's Amore"
Submitted by: Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Note: No -- Ugh-- Indians" originally "Not Enough Indians"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Baby, It Scold Outside" originally "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Let it Snow"
The Lyrics: When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm! But if you really hold me tight, All the way home I'll be warm. Why: 'But if you really hold me tight'. . . as opposed to what, pretending to hold me? Should be 'but if you hold me really tight.' Lyricist error, not the singer. Thanks for letting me share this. Raises the hairs on my neck every time I hear it!!
Submitted by: Annie Engstrand
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Band Name Anagrams:
Mare And Tin Submitted by: Paula Bland
Trained Man Submitted by: Weamon
Dina Marten Submitted by: Lefty Lucy
Edna In Tram Submitted by: Alexis
Darin Meant Submitted by: Logan
What did Darin mean?
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"No Shout" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Oh, Not Us!" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Hut Soon" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Huns, Too" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"No South" originally "Houston"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Houston"
The Lyrics: Goin' back to Houston, Houston, Houston
Why: Houston, Texas
Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Free To Carry On"
The Lyrics: I'll taste the wine in Kingston Harbor, I'll sing a song in old San Juan.
I'll kiss a girl in Barcelona, and I'll be free to carry on. Why: Refers to Kingston, Jamaica, San Juan, Puerto Rico, and Barcelona, Spain.
Submitted by: Lucinda Blair
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| There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available. | |
Songs That Are Banned:
"Wham Bam, Thank You Ma'am"
Another song from 1951 that was banned by radio stations for fear it was suggestive.
Submitted by: Peter
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"In The Chapel In The Loon Might" originally "In The Chapel In The Moonlight"
Submitted by: Marge Pegram
"Honey Burns A Mole In My Pocket" originally "Money Burns A Hole In My Pocket"
Submitted by: Jane Farnsworth
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"On An Evening In Roma"
The Lyrics: Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette
strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare Sotto il cielo di Roma Down each avenue or via, street or strata You can see 'em disappearing two by two On an evening in Roma Do they take 'em for espresso Yeah, I guess so On each lover's arm a girl I wish I knew On an evening in Roma Though there's grining and mandolining in sunny Italy The beginning has just begun when the sun goes down So please meet me in the plaza near your casa I am only one and that's one too few On an evening in Roma Don't know what the country's coming to But in Rome do as the Romans do Will you on an evening in Roma Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare Sotto il cielo di Roma Don't know what the country's coming to But in Rome do as the Romans do Will you on an evening in Roma Sott'er celo de Roma Why: half english, half italian
Submitted by: Suzanne
| "Volare"
The Lyrics: Nel blu dipinto di blu.
Why: This is Italian for "In the blue painted blue". And the song Volare means "To fly" in Italian.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Sway"
The Lyrics: Other dancers may be on the floor.
Why: Other dancers may flee on the boar.
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Mean Dartin originally "Dean Martin"
Submitted by: Herculina Alencar
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"I Met A GIrl"
2020 movie starring Brenton Thwaites
Submitted by: Polly Etheline
